Onmyoji's Superhero Edible Guide

The green-haired man standing at the door slowly raised his head, revealing a pale and exaggerated smile.

His eyes rolled with a strange frequency, and soon fell on Delia.The eyes and expression paused for a moment almost at the same time, and then the smile on his face became more exaggerated.

He was obviously smiling, and this expression should have represented goodwill, but it only gave people the feeling of shuddering, and even the air immediately felt a sense of suffocation.

is the clown.

……clown.

As soon as the appearance of the clown was detected, the system felt a tremor like a short circuit in its data sea.This unprecedented sense of horror made him immediately ask the host to stay away from this terrifying guy.

'Isn't he making ice sculptures under the control of the snow girl? ! '

Even when facing Galactus, he has never been so nervous.

If Galactus is suffocatingly strong, then the Joker is horribly insane.

... People cannot understand madmen.Smart AI doesn't work either.The definition of 'human' doesn't apply to clowns at all.

'Fear' is the basic emotion of human beings. Everyone fears different things. Some people are afraid of ghosts, some are afraid of pain, and there are other psychological symptoms such as intensive phobia and insect phobia——

But everyone is afraid of madmen.

There is no logic in what a madman does. He is full of unpredictability. No one can be sure what he will do, or what else he can do.

The unknown is always the scariest.

The operating mechanism of the system is very similar to that of the game system, both of which belong to the type of "relevant information prompts will be released only after the plot is triggered".

So as soon as the clown appeared, the system's data sea was unsealed again, and a large amount of information about the clown emerged.

While filtering valid messages and sending them to Deria, the system maximized the 'Host Emergency Protection Mechanism' that had never taken effect.

In fact, the meaning of the clown is no longer "personal", but a symbol, which will continue to convey the symbol of malice.He single-handedly contributed to the birth of the double-faced man, and also turned Harley from a psychiatrist into a little lunatic. Every time he "games", infinite tragedies will be born.

The presence of clowns is a disaster.

...But even if the clown died, it would still be a fucking disaster.

The system saw from the data that there was a mistaken news of the clown's death in Gotham. After two months of dormancy, the various forces still did not see the clown's whereabouts, so they gradually believed the false news. ...But what followed was not world peace, but: the scarecrow immediately spread the fear gas throughout Gotham, and the people of Gotham were forced to evacuate urgently, leaving only the gangster forces who were crazily grabbing the territory and the police who were still fighting tenaciously and vigilantes. *

And what's even more outrageous is that the clown can't be killed directly.

Before the clown could make any other moves, the system quickly input relevant information to Deliya, "The clown has something called 'Bacchanal factor', which can help him maintain his life and even bring him back to life."

Legend has it that Dionysus, the god of wine, was killed by Hera, but Zeus resurrected him with his heart, and he has since become a symbol of "rebirth and immortality".

And the substance named 'Dionysus factor' also symbolizes 'rebirth and immortality', which can revive people, and even make people live forever.

The Dionysian factor is contained in the Lazarus Pool, which can bring people back from the dead.And that's not the pure Dionysian factor, the purest Dionysian factor in the world only exists in clowns.

Just a low-quality Dionysian factor can bring people back from the dead, and that pure Dionysian factor... is equivalent to an immortal body, infinitely resurrected.

The system really wanted to roll its eyes on the spot,

... Who can read these materials and not say 'fucking fuck'.The clown is the real chosen one, right?How could any outrageous and unbelievable setting happen to him?How many golden fingers did he recharge?

Superheroes like Superman, Ironman, Batman, etc., are always in danger of having a BE ending of death. As a result, the clown—fate tried every means to keep him alive.

Deliya's gaze hurriedly flicked over the information projected on the system's light screen, and she was caught by a special word, "There is such a setting as resurrection in this world?" '

The system replied with low confidence: "I also unlocked these materials after the clown plot was triggered..."

The system's voice paused, 'he came over. '

The clown swayed slowly and walked in front of Deliya, as if he was in some kind of luxurious ball, he bent over and greeted Deliya in a very gentlemanly way, "Good evening, dear miss. "

His tone of voice is very rhythmic, as if he is reciting Shakespeare's poems; but there is also a kind of neurotic weirdness, as if he will burst into laughter in the next second.

Deriya glanced at the wound on the clown's body, smiled knowingly, and even said in a cheerful tone, "I hope you are indeed 'good' tonight, sir."

At the same time, she took the time to answer the system's question just now, "He broke the ice by force and exploded directly."There are still scars from the flames and explosions on the body. '

Hey, this man is much braver than the scarecrow he coddled with before!It seems that her initial intuition was correct, this person should be the good match that the ugly woman puppet deserves!

Since the clown is so brave, he must be willing to work for the puppet 996 in the future, and enjoy the caress of the ugly girl Xiao ChuiChui, right?

Deriya's admiring eyes fell on the clown's pale, bloodless face, and she recalled the information provided by the system just now, so this is "Iced wine glutinous rice balls turned into heated wine glutinous rice balls?" '

Although this person doesn't look delicious, but he tastes like fermented rice... This should be considered a rare taste...

Oh my god, he is more caring than Poison Ivy, so he pickled it himself?

Do you want to leave it to Shutendouji, who is addicted to alcohol, and let him taste it when he has a chance in the future?

……no.The puppet of the ugly girl can't be widowed!

Huh?But he won't die!Isn't this a good thing that can kill two birds with one stone?

Not Tong was completely shocked by the way the clown escaped. He didn't notice that Deliya was thinking about the recipe again, otherwise he would have quickly corrected the host. Although the Dionysian factor sounds delicious, it really can't be eaten!This thing is metal!

But he...didn't notice this, just confusedly thinking about the way the clown could get out:......wtf? ?

Really fucked up?Even Superman's Kryptonian physique is just warmed up with heat vision? !The clown just exploded?In awe!

The clown who was inadvertently pierced by Deliya: ...

"Of course I had a good night," replied the Clown slowly. "It was a very, very pleasant night."

——The clown who was just blown up answered very sincerely.

Because just like the plan of the clown gang members before, the clown really fucking exploded after being really fucking cold.

It's the kind of explosion that spirals up to the sky.

Gotham City is an archipelago-type city, coordinates this elegant ascension in Arkham on Naihe Island, after being witnessed by other people in the distance, they cheered in surprise, 'Is the Gotham government finally willing to set off fireworks on Christmas Eve? ? '

'This is a real firework!It's no longer made by those lunatic criminals! '

Cell number 0801, where the clown used to live, was destroyed by a group of well-prepared men. He lay on a pile of crushed ice, looking at the conspicuous number 0801...

In such a wonderful scene, he should really start H--letter number 08 and A--letter number 01 this time, haha.

Accompanied by a burst of breathless laughter, the clown slowly climbed up from the broken ice, "It's really an experience that people will never forget."

If it wasn't for Dionysus Factor's rapid repair of his body, which gave him the strength to get up and walk out, the clown would probably be sent directly to the morgue just after he got out of the ice sculpture mode from the Arkham Asylum.

Well done, if this accident really happened, then the clown would live brilliantly and die miserable.He didn't die at the hands of Batman, but at the hands of his followers.

Although the clown couldn't speak in the ice sculpture and couldn't give orders as usual, his loyal followers really did a very heroic job to welcome their king-a big firework in Arkham.

This plan is a sophisticated plan decided by a group of believers after collective discussion, careful consideration, and voting.

They heard that Hulk, who was once made into an ice sculpture, was directly chiseled out by agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and Superman restrained the freezing with heat vision, and the rest of the victims were still in the ice...

No way, they don't have time to sneak into Arkham to dig ice, so they can only use this method to forcefully come out.

Because the fireflies who are the best at playing with fire were directly out of ptsd, fearing that they would be turned into roasted insects by Deria, they stayed in Akam in a very obedient manner and refused to provide them with any help.

And this group of laymen, who don't know the amount of explosives, are afraid that they may not be fully prepared and fail to rescue the clown, so... they used a very generous amount.They struggled to avoid the surveillance of Batman and others—this was too difficult, and the number of their members plummeted a lot—planned everything carefully, and chose a special festival like Christmas Eve to start the welcome ceremony , and then blasted the boss clown into the sky.

Facing this group of loyal believers, the clown was very moved and said bluntly, "You are all my right-hand man."

Then, in order to express his excitement and joy, the clown bumped up a few people standing in the front row on the spot to show his friendliness.

And just these are not enough.Clowns need more lively games to express their joy.

The Joker and Batman have been fighting against each other for too long, so long that they have figured out each other's fighting style. Arkham had such a big incident, and he immediately predicted how Batman and the birds would respond. ——and Batman will of course predict the Joker's prediction.

The speed and accuracy of predictions are actually not important, this is just a small adjustment in their game, what matters is who has a heavy weight that cannot be shaken.

The remaining ice-breaking tools of the Clowns were not wasted. The Clowns sent them to be placed in various civilian areas. The more messy the bombing points, the farther the distance the better.

The clown himself is in charge of finding some cute little hostages for this little game.

The clown's ice-breaking ceremony not only ruined his own room, but also affected the left and right rooms.On the left and right are acquaintances, Poison Ivy and Killer Crocodile.

The clown originally thought that with the personalities of these two people, he would definitely take the opportunity to go out with him at the same time.Even if the two of them don't cooperate with him, as long as they escape Arkham, they can buy time for their game preparation.

... As a result, these two guys, one with 'Are you kidding me?Why did you send me out to die for a barbecue?Do you want to change careers to be a delivery man' staring at him with wary eyes; one with 'Are you sick?I haven't finished my monograph on agriculture yet, this is my gift for my little one!You won't fall in love at first glance, and you don't understand the importance of gifts to girls! ' stared at him with contemptuous eyes.

Even the fireflies who were locked up on the opposite side also voted 'You still want to go out?Amazing! ' The unbelievable eyes.

Their steadfast attitude conveyed a sacred belief of 'whoever goes out is an idiot' very neatly.

Loyal followers of the clown lurking in: "..."

Believers: "...My Cao, has Arkham completely brainwashed them? They are so cruel! Is this Batman's idea? He is so ruthless!"

Clown: "...hahaha, what a successful joke, your sense of humor has finally improved..."

——In fact, the reason why these people can blast the ice is only because the damage and curses that the Ugly Girl can transmit are limited, and it is not 100% restoring the power of the Snow Maiden.Otherwise, with the snow girl's power of ice and snow, the clown would just blow up the ice sculpture and then blow it down again.

The clown hated the sudden snow, which reminded him of his Schrödinger life in the ice...

The clown's original plan was to tie a group of innocent civilians to join today's exciting little game, but now—

The clown bent forward again, staring at Deliya eagerly, "Beautiful lady, are you interested in joining my game?"

"If you reject me," the clown drew his voice artificially, "I will be very sad."

——So sad that I can only tie those boring passers-by to participate in this small game.

He didn't say this threat, but every expression and look in his eyes was provocative to say these words.

He firmly believed that this seemingly innocent girl would not choose to sacrifice others.

Sure enough, as the clown expected, she agreed.

Deliya looked at the Jiuniang Yuanzi in front of her, and smiled slightly, "Of course, it's my honor."

Thank you for the ingredients, I am very grateful, baji baji.

The Batman party and the Avengers received the Joker's video call almost simultaneously.

Tony, who had just been called up by the smart housekeeper, was in a very happy mood. He said to his old partner who had been with him for many years, "You can't guess what—what a gift Deriya gave me." The tone was extremely ostentatious .

His parents, and Ethan.God, Tony thought he would have to go to another world before he could see them.

This weird phone call from an unknown source was connected, and the smart butler monitored and traced the source of the signal, while Tony stared at the dark picture, "It's better not to be a prank—"

The screen was switched on, and the man who was sitting on the bed wrapped in a blanket suddenly stood up, "What the hell is this?"

A crowd of armed men,

And that crazy clown.

...and Deria sitting in a chair.

Oh shit.Deria.

Tony shook his hand to turn on the emergency, and the whole building, even Hawkeye Peter's communicator far away in his home, screamed instantly.

This has nothing to do with strength or weakness, the clown is a fucking lunatic.Both Superman and Wonder Woman can suffer in his hands. The Oracle is still sitting in a wheelchair because of him, and the No. [-] bird of the Bat family was tortured to death——

That Deria... Deria.

Tony gritted his teeth, put on his battle suit, and flew out of the window without stopping.

And the clown, as if he didn't care about the camera, was lazily introducing the rules to Deliya, "Honey, you can't tease me like you did before this time."

The clown remembered the topic of Killer Crocodile and others complaining and crying in Arkham, and roughly estimated Delia's ability.Killer Crocodile is ice and fire, and slashing; Firefly is fire and merman, and smoke; Poison Ivy is plant—knowing that is enough to target.

...It's really troublesome to play games with mages.And this mage is still very versatile, the clown can only spend more time on the game preparations, and reject the opponent's idea of ​​using fire and ice to counterattack or teleport away.

"Otherwise—" The clown stretched his fingers and made a gesture like fireworks exploding, shaking the little toy strapped to his body, "I don't know what interesting things will happen to these buttons on my body."

Deliya's eyes swept over every corner, her tone was puzzled, "I thought you would like that kind of surprise."

"Hahaha, indeed a surprise—" The Clown replied with a template smile.

Haha, what a surprise.Ice sculptures are, really, good, fun, ah.

Speaking of this, the clown seemed to notice the camera, "Wow, so it's already connected?"

That pale and weird face came closer to the camera, "Hi, everyone, Christmas Eve—oh no, it's already past midnight, and it's already Christmas."

"Then I wish you all a Merry Christmas."

"To celebrate this happy day," the clown stretched out his arms and twirled around, "we're going to play a game where everyone can participate~"

"The rules are very simple." The clown looked back at Deria, who had made him so embarrassed, with a smile on his face. "And there is a very interesting name, called..."

He stopped his voice pretending to hesitate, as if thinking about memories, "Oh, I remembered! It's called the trolley problem."

The trolley problem is one of the most well-known thought experiments in the field of ethics.

Five innocent people are tied to the tram tracks, and the tram is about to run over the innocents.At this time, you can pull the lever and let the tram drive to another track.But on another track, there is also an innocent person tied up.

To save five kills and one, or to stand by and watch.

The Joker has used this trick many times on Batman.

"Now you can find—" At this point, the clown's voice that was about to explain the rules paused, and he shook his head annoyed, "Oh no, I actually forgot, I shouldn't introduce the rules first, but should ask the participants Views--"

He winked at Delia affectionately, "What do you think of this rule, dear lady?"

Following this question, there was a burst of deep laughter from the entire confined space.

What else can I do.

Faced with this situation, every fool hero will say 'Give up on me!To save more people—'

Deriya had just been given an emergency popularization by the system about what is called the tram problem. She was overwhelmed by the magical imagination of modern people, and she was silent for a moment before she spoke, "Why can't we try to stop the tram?"

...This Jiuniang dumpling was probably frozen stupid. There are no trams here, and thinking about the tram problem is trapped by the clown's game thinking.

Since the clown compares himself to a tram, why not stop the tram instead of trying to save someone.

The clown snorted and stared at Deliya with great interest, "Interesting proposal, but my dear, it's not a good thing to be too greedy." Batman once wanted to save both of them, but in the end he couldn't help anyone. Couldn't save it.

There was a burst of laughter from a strange man, and he asked in a language unfamiliar to the people present, "Really?"

... Even the clown didn't notice the intrusion, and people turned their heads suddenly, only to see the dazzling red hair.

Deliya raised her hand at an incredible angle and hooked the lock on her wrist, "Everyone has something to do with alcohol, so be gentle."