Onmyoji's Superhero Edible Guide

Bone Girl is a monster transformed from white bones, she can use every bone in her body flexibly and arbitrarily.

With this shikigami buff at play, Deliya broke free from the chain very easily in a posture that ordinary people could not even imagine.

Deriya stood up, and even smiled at the clown and the others. The smile was full of shyness and excitement, and then she comforted them in a polite and proud tone, "Don't worry, my cooking skills are very good. Okay, what flavor do you prefer? You can place an order for yourself."

...he said something scary with a serious face.

As Dariya said, she looked at the clown with burning eyes, and further asked for the wishes of the person concerned, "I personally prefer sweet and heated rice dumplings, but after all, we must respect your own opinion..."

Deriya took a very careful look at the dense explosion spots that the clown and others had placed in this abandoned three-story building, as well as the small switch toys wrapped around the clown. Based on these details, she deduced the other party's taste requirements, and then Very thoughtful suggestion, "It seems that you may prefer the baking mode? Yes! I can be satisfied!"

Although this kind of taste is more strange and difficult to understand, we must also respect the diversity of tastes!Since this is the clown's own choice, as a chef (x) onmyoji who is good at caring for others, of course she should give the clown plenty of room for choice!

"I will eat you well! Thank you for the hospitality!" Delia, with bright eyes, quickly said the words that have become the psychological shadow of Doctor Octopus and Killer Crocodile, "Find me a pot. "

Dionysus factor, this thing sounds particularly delicious, and it is especially suitable for Shuten Doji who was just summoned by her.

And this thing has the function of immortality, which can help the ingredients to be resurrected infinitely... This setting is just like the legend of Hydra that Deliya has seen before. After cutting off one head, two heads will grow back , eat and drink endlessly——

In this way, the ingredients in this world are still very satisfying.Although there is the shame of Dr. Octopus's inedible seafood, the ingredients of infinite reincarnation are really great!

Thinking of this, Deriya looked at the clown's eyes, becoming more and more excited.

Members of the Clown Gang: "..."

Theoretically speaking, they should feel nervous and alert for the red-haired strange man who suddenly appeared in front of them, and feel incredible for the little mage to break free from the restraints.

But theory does not equal reality.

They're now - damn it, they can only be dumbfounded and blinded by a bolt from the blue.

Damn, what?This little girl, the sorcerer, made a lot of noises, what are you talking about? !

I Cao, if they understood correctly, did she mean to eat clowns? !

In a trance, they subconsciously looked up at the clown, and then at Deria, who really did not know where she made a mess. They just felt that the rationality of this world exploded in a spiral along with the ice clown just now.

A member of the Clown Gang with a clown mask painted on his face tremblingly squeezed the gun in his hand, and said the aspirations of countless people, "This is a vigilante hero, or an ogre."

What the hell?Shouldn't normal vigilantes choose self-sacrifice fearlessly after hearing the century-old problem of "choose one or the other for the tram plan"? !Who would choose to sit down and start cooking a tram? !

Damn can't it?Did the superheroes develop a female Hannibal to hunt them down with fire against fire?Those guys are so cruel!How could he come up with such a terrible plan!

He sneaked a glance at the clown with a stiff smile, and felt as if he had a sudden epiphany why Killer Crocodile and Firefly and others refused to help.

... But the killer crocodile is fine, that person really looks like he can eat it?The clown, their king, doesn't taste good no matter how you look at it? ! ——I didn't mean to insult the clown——Is this female mage hungry for several meals? !

This is the true equality of all beings. No matter how awesome the background is, for Deliya, there are only three choices of 'what can be done'.

No matter who you are, you are the food.

And the system that was knocked out by Deliya in a daze: ...?Am I missing something important?Why did the matter suddenly enter the stage of cooking in a pot? !Did I accidentally say something wrong just now, so did I stimulate the host's appetite? !

...It can only be said that machine translation kills people.

And with great difficulty, relying on Deliya's call, he broke through the barriers of time and space with great difficulty, and was planning to tuituitui Shuten-douji with tons of clown faces: ...

The ghost king's hand trembled slightly.

what happened? ?

The little onmyoji in their family didn't have this habit of eating around when they were in Heianjing? ?

When she was in Heianjing, even the deer and squirrels she saw on the road had to be taken home to take good care of them!

...So what terrible and inhuman treatment did she suffer in this world? !Made her so hungry? !

Are people in this world so vicious and mean?Simply unforgivable.

Shuten Doji's pupils trembled, and he silently squeezed the wine gourd in his hand.

(And as the representative of fierce and miserly Dr. Rocky Octopus Baron Mordo Scarecrow Killer Crocodile: ...ok, fine, you can say whatever you want, don't care about our thoughts =))

Deriya's face was filled with the words "Atun, just stand here and don't move around. I'll make a few glutinous rice dumplings and come back to cook and eat with you" with great interest.

...But under the special arrangement of the clown, the other people who received the relevant live broadcast are now feeling very anxious.

With the crackling sound of spinning and ascending to the sky, Batman and others immediately realized that something happened to Arkham again.Even Jason rushed to the vicinity of Naihe Island.

When they found out that the clown really exploded, their first reaction was "...".

Cold is really cold, fried is really fried....

Thinking about it this way, it's a bit complicated.

Afterwards, they immediately launched the fastest and most efficient defense plan, and quickly caught several criminals who frantically installed explosives under the clown's instruction.

...But no one thought that the clown would attack Deliya so quickly. After all, even the clown himself changed his plan temporarily after seeing Deliya.

When the video was thrown over, Jason and Ye Yi were rushing to the bombing site.

The already tense atmosphere instantly dropped to freezing point.

Jason looked at Delia who was tied to the chair, and clenched his fists tightly.

The clown, a complacent lunatic, didn't even bother to cover himself up. He piled up the game in front of them in a high-profile manner, inviting players to enter the arena one after another.The clown hates hiding behind the scenes as a faceless planner, so every time he likes to be the most watched controller in the entire game, playing with the audience and players he chooses wantonly.

Jason knew too well what the clown was thinking and planning now.

After all, he has experienced it all himself.

…The former Jason, just like the current Deliya, was placed in the player's seat by the clown.

...In the dream warehouse built by Freddy, but finally disturbed by Delia, Jason was tricked by the clown, and then the nightmare began.

The countless bones on Jason's body were smashed by the clown with a crowbar, but none of them were killed in one hit. The clown didn't intend to kill him so simply. The clown was just killing the boring time before the game started.

Jason Todd, died in the explosion|bomb.Die right in front of Batman.

... He was underage at that time.

After receiving the news, Batman, who desperately rushed to the rescue, did not have time to save Jason.

Only Jason's body was left in Batman's arms, and the clown even sprayed "haha, jokesonyou, batn" on Robin's uniform to mock him arrogantly.

The bird that flew out of the bat cave was dragged by chains and fell into the abyss of death, covered with a thick coffin, and buried in the cold ground.Later, the Spring of Resurrection saved his sanity, but could not soothe his soul.He is no longer a robin bird, but a lone wolf wandering in the dark.

The clown is the tram that chooses one of the two, the sword of Damocles hanging above people's heads, he happily watches the struggle and pain of the players, and takes this as an adjustment in his boring life.

Jason gritted his teeth hard.

...From the first time he met Delia, he should have thrown her out of Gotham instead of exposing her to the clown.

Why didn't he do that.

... why is he tonight.Why not just send her back to New York.

"...Little Wing." Yeyi looked at Jason who started the motorcycle, hesitant to speak.

In fact, Dick didn't know what he should say now, and he didn't know what else to say.

He had no reason to calm the enraged Jason, nor could he.

Everyone knows how terrifying it is to be targeted by a clown.He will bring death, and he will bring madness.Even if he survives his game, it doesn't necessarily mean victory.Because the clown will plant the seeds of evil in people's hearts and inspire them to become as crazy as himself.

...just like Harvey the Two-Face used to be.

There is no such thing as an alternative to the trolley problem. Either way, it is a disaster.

This was also the Joker's original plan.

He knew that the relationship between Deliya and the Avengers was very good, and if something happened to her, the Avengers would definitely take action.

Therefore, taking a knife from Deriya can not only avenge herself, but also stir up the relationship between the Avengers and the people in the positive series.

...So when the well-planned clown saw Deliya suddenly take out a pot, one can imagine how shocked he was.

Can't say it's 'whatthefuck', at least it's Sanguan earthquake.

The oily smile on the clown's face became extremely stiff, as if it had been frozen by an ice sculpture.

He looked at the red-haired man who suddenly appeared with wine, and Delia who was holding a pot with anticipation, and felt that the whole world had changed during the time he was frozen.

"Well—" the corner of the clown's mouth turned up a little, and he laughed a few times, "Honey, you are really more interesting than I imagined."

The clown walked up to Shuten-douji and shook his head, his tone regretful, "It's a pity, I only prepared the game for you, and now I don't have any toys for new friends."

He casually shook the small switch toy in his hand, and turned the undisguised provocation into guilt for poor hospitality.

"It's okay," Deriya chuckled, and took out the ugly girl she had prepared a long time ago and put it into the card slot, "I have a gift for you here."

A true and faithful love.

Wow, look at how good she is about the ingredients. She not only respects the other party's requirements for taste, but also distributes emotional love.

Deliya spent some more points to let the system directly model the shikigami, the ugly girl. ——After all, she is looking for a partner for her family doll, so a witness is always needed.

So under Deriya's smiling eyes,

A woman with three candles on her head appeared out of thin air in front of everyone holding a hammer, holding a bloody puppet with nails stuck in her other hand.

Although the Ugly Time Girl can also appear in this world through summoning, her power is not as powerful as Shuten-douji after all, and she can directly break through the shackles of time and speak.She can only communicate with Deria with her eyes.

The Daughter of Ugly Time scanned the clown up and down critically, saying, 'That's it? '' eyes expressed dissatisfaction and grievance to Deliya.This man looks so strange!Too green!Greener than a human face tree!

Seeing the dissatisfaction of her shikigami, Deliya comforted him softly, "But he is very useful. Not only is he very brave, but his mental endurance is so strong that he can blow himself up to the sky, and maybe he can be hammered by you instead of a doll." ; and you can still eat it."

Under Shuten-douji's control, no one at the scene could make small moves while Deliya was speaking.No one can shake the ghost king's wrath, and his strength is unquestionable.

And in order to share the pressure that does not exist on Shuten-douji, Deriya also released the ghost nun and Annabelle, two demons stuffed in the system backpack, and the nightmare Freddy.

So those believers who had the courage to blow up their bosses were killed by the grinning ghost nun when they looked up, and Annabelle covered their faces with hallucinations and crying when they turned around, and they were swallowed by the ghost king when they wanted to run away. Spraying anger all over his body, even if he was so frightened that he fainted on the spot, he would be dragged into a dream by Freddy and wake up alive with pain.

Damn, they suddenly regretted it now, why didn't they stand in the first row after saving the clown just now, and were killed by the clown directly?

At least he was killed suddenly by a gun, and he could die quickly.If they are wrong, the prison will put them in, Batman will beat them up, instead of putting them in this horror movie scene!

Had I known that they would not believe in clowns!It turns out that there are so many more terrifying demons than clowns in this world!

So is this the ultimate goal of those superheroes training this female mage?

Woohoo, this plan has succeeded, because now they, like Killer Crocodile and others, seem to be locked up for fishing and lying dead.

Outong: ...Good job, use demons to defeat demons.

The clown is Deliya's ingredient, so Shuten didn't touch it for the time being.The clown completely ignored the wailing of his 'subordinates' for help, flicked the switch in his hand, and stared at Deriya with interest, "Your reaction is far more interesting than I imagined."

God, what a brave little toy.He is so happy now.I'm so happy that I don't want to end this game too early.

And after listening to Deliya's advice, the ugly girl looked at the clown seriously again, and asked her little onmyoji for advice, 'Then let me try? '

"Go ahead." Deriya told the other party, "When making wine glutinous rice balls, you need to knead them first. Remember to make them."

So when the excited clown was about to brainwash Deria with his tongue, which is as deceptive as Loki, he saw the woman with a candle on her head who was doing acrobatics and ran towards him with a hammer in her hand. come over. "Whoa, here's your welcome token for me—"

"...ohha??"

Before the clown finished speaking, he was hit by the ugly girl with a hammer, his knees suddenly softened, and the tiger fell to the ground like a tiger.The mouth that was opened because he was still talking slammed on the ground hard, almost knocking out half of his front teeth.

Although this small hammer seems to have no sense of threat, after being endowed with demon power and yin and yang power, it can hammer the sky and hammer the gods and hammer ghosts with astonishing ruthlessness. ——To be honest, how many shikigami monsters have not been hammered by the ugly girl like this.

If this was a certain game, then everyone would be able to see that the clown's blood bar was directly wiped out by the hammer for most of the blood.

The girl of ugly time remembered her little onmyoji's instruction to make the opponent rounder, so this time she didn't even use the nails, but gave it a very gentle hammering.

result……

Seeing the performance of the clown, the ugly girl turned her head to look at Deliya aggrievedly, 'Just this QAQ? '

"..." Deriya didn't expect the clown to be able to pass the test of the daughter of the ugly time, she opened her mouth helplessly and tried to pick out the good points of the clown, "At least Dionysus factor sounds delicious .”

Saying that, she put the third shikigami on the card slot.

——That's right, because of the large amount of points gained from completing the hidden missions, Deliya's level suddenly jumped to level 13, only one step away from leaving the novice protection period.

And this also means that Deliya can use three shikigami at the same time.

This time, Deliya summoned a shikigami who never left, always accompanied her, and was inseparable from her.

... the hungry ghost itself.

Deriya explained to the stunned system: "You can let the hungry ghost taste the taste first. His appetite and taste are very good. If he says it's delicious, it's absolutely fine."

System: ...I really didn't expect the hungry ghost to use it like this.

The power of the hammer of the Ugly Daughter was amazing. Under the repair of Dionysus factor, the clown struggled to get up from the ground. This time he really started to get angry, and even the iconic smile on his face became even weirder. "Honey, do you know what is the most boring development in playing games?"

He raised his hand to press the switch of the explosion point, "Of course it's out of control—"

Damn, his purpose of playing games is not to be hammered by others.

The beautiful fireworks that can level half of the civilian gathering area are just at the clown's fingertips.

The clown has done this kind of grand fireworks game countless times, and killing the second-generation Robin in the warehouse is just a small game for him, and he has even done it in the hospital.

God, those voices are so elegant and beautiful.

...Then the clown's hand was swallowed by the hungry ghost that suddenly jumped out.

——Correction, not only the hands, but also most of the arms, and the remote control in the hands.

And the hungry ghost didn't bite it off directly, but continued to open its mouth, trying to stuff the opponent's whole body into his stomach.

'What about my hand? 'The clown is still being chased by members of the clown gang who are exhausted: "..."

? ? ?ah? ?

Ugly Time's Girl and Jiu Tun's eyes stayed on the hungry ghost for two seconds, then quickly moved away.

Feitong: ...So the way hungry ghosts attack people is really to swallow them into their stomachs? !So the host has actually done nothing wrong for so long? !

"...??" Deriya was as shocked as everyone present, she said in panic, "Don't stop! Save some for me!"

Although the Dionysus factor can be revived, but if it is eaten into the stomach, how can it still take effect!

To learn sustainable development ah!

But even if Deliya didn't speak, the hungry ghost would spit out the clown.

"Ouch—" the hungry ghost spit out the clown's arm twice, "It's so unpalatable!"

Hungry Ghost is Deliya's novice-bound shikigami, so he receives preferential treatment from the world line and can speak directly.

Although the hungry ghost couldn't understand what this strange man wanted to do, and couldn't understand what he said, but his intuition made the hungry ghost swallow the detonator in the opponent's hand without spitting it out, so he moved to Deliya's side aggrievedly, emphasizing again "It's so hard to eat!"

From the lingering smell of the hungry ghost, Deliya smelled a strong smell of chemicals and paint.

The little onmyoji stared at the clown in disbelief, "..." Who would have thought that you, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would wear semi-permanent makeup?

Delia looked up at Jiu Tun in frustration, and said in a retreat: "Then, you can marinate him with wine for me..."

Jiu Tun: ...the people in this world really abused their little onmyoji!See what a good child has become from being hungry? !

Iron Man and Jason were the first to arrive.

Not long after the video screen spoke, the signal was cut off.

Both the oracle and the smart housekeeper have made great contributions to finding the location. Iron Man even directly violently woke up Holmes in the safe house, allowing him to analyze the characteristics that the location should have based on the existing video.

Iron Man glanced at Jason who jumped off the motorcycle, grabbed him by the shoulders, and flew to the top of the building, "You better not stop me from blasting that lunatic later."

"..." Jason didn't answer.But Tony knew he wouldn't stop himself.

The Iron Man suit broke through the wall, and Jason grabbed both guns and rushed in.

And then they see—

There is a large piece of wet and sticky liquid on the clown's arm. Behind him is a red-haired man holding a wine jug, followed by a woman holding a hammer and holding a candle on her head. Finally, there is a man with his mouth wide open as if he wants to eat man guy.

And Delia, who made them so nervous that they couldn't breathe, was holding the pot in both hands, watching the wonderful farce in front of her.

Jason Tony: "...?"

The clown really doesn't want to play this game anymore.The detonation switch in his hand was swallowed by the ogre, and even the other small toys on his body became ineffective after the mage made a mirror.

He especially wants to do the usual, with a wave of his arms, and announce "gaover"

But, does he have this chance!

Seeing the appearance of the clown, Jason paused, and immediately ran in the direction of Deriyafei.

Tony opened the mask and looked at the current situation of the clown, "..."

Tony closed the mask and looked at the current situation of the clown, "..."

ok, fine, at least he is sure, this is not a hallucination.There was nothing wrong with the way he opened it.

"I don't want to bombard my palms now." Tony walked towards Deriya and carefully checked Deriya's situation, "That would be too simple and easy."

clown:"……"

Why don't you bang?