Onmyoji's Superhero Edible Guide

Clowns are masters at manipulating human nature.

He knows too well how to defeat the target cleanly from the bottom of his heart.The clown is the tram that cannot be chosen, the sword of Damocles, and the nightmare that people cannot resist.

In all the games of the clown, in fact, the ultimate focus is not on the "single person's ending".

Not only will he create temporary disasters and pain, but he is also keen to spread malice and darkness into everyone's heart, allowing them to take over the baton he keeps waving and become the next lunatic.

So after torturing Barbara, the clown will take a picture and send it to her father, Gordon, and use this method to humiliate Barbara and drive her father crazy;

So the clown will turn Harvey, who has a bright future, into a double-faced man who can never see the light again;

So the clown will tear off the bird's wings, and let him fall into death and cold darkness;

The clown is no longer [a person], but has become a symbol rooted in Gotham City.

In countless game experiences, the game player Joker is most keen to invite is Batman. He enjoys the game of light and dark with the other party, and he takes great pleasure in bringing Batman and those related to Batman into his own game; and Even if he is caught, the clown will still be in a happy mood and look forward to how the other party will react in the next game.

But outside of Batman, the Joker sometimes takes action on the Justice League, such as the previous Superman; sometimes he also takes action on some small toys that interest him, such as Deriya.

... To be reasonable, after being frozen by someone's inexplicable ice sculpture, can you not keep an eye on the other party?

Clowns are good at playing with human nature, but Delia is different.

damn it.

She doesn't play with humanity.She doesn't care about humanity either.

She plays with people directly!All she cares about is whether she can eat it!

Just round and flatten people and marinate them in wine!

What kind of mind control, what kind of talk, what kind of rooting darkness in other people's hearts... She didn't listen at all!If the Joker really wanted her attention, 'recite the recipe on the spot' should be the only option.

Reasonable? !Hannibal wouldn't be like this, would he?Hannibal never thought of making human flesh into 108 different flavors, right?

The clown looked at Deria, who was obedient and clever, holding the pot in both hands, staring at him with burning eyes, and felt that the rationality of this world really spiraled up to the sky along with the self just now.

The clown has been a criminal for so many years and is the king of crime in Gotham City. The crimes he committed are enough to keep him in prison for hundreds of years. What kind of heroes and anti-heroes has he not seen?Whether as strong as Superman or as strong as Batman, clowns can spin and jump on their reverse scales to die.

Damn, the clown has never seen Deliya's style of play.

Even when Red Hood first came back to Gotham, hated him like crazy, wanted revenge, but he just tied him up and tried to blow him up with a bomb?

Even Red Hood never said to put him in a pot to boil, right? !

How did this man manage to be so ruthless and not be caught in Arkham?

Let's talk about one thing, not bragging, but among all the people present, (except him) this female mage is the most suitable person to be caught in Arkham, okay? !

The clown can guarantee that his so-called subordinates and those little-known petty criminals are absolutely, absolutely not as cruel as her.

how? ?Do villains and criminals like them deserve to have no human rights, and then they should be put into the pot by her? ?

What about human rights?What about the legal system?What about fairness and justice?

And Iron Man, why don't you shoot?Shoot at me!Where's your heavy firearm? !Hurry up!

At this moment, the clown finally fully understood why when he walked out of Arkham just now, Firefly, Killer Crocodile and others stared at him with a look of "you are so brave, I salute you".

So they also experienced the experience of being beaten by kitchen knives and iron pans? ?Since everyone is written into the recipe, why can't they unite and cooperate to deal with this female version of Hannibal? ?

Looking at the Red Hood and Iron Man rushing over, the clown spat out a mouthful of blood that was hammered by the ugly daughter, and opened his mouth to say some funny jokes to welcome the two acquaintances.

——By the way, I would like to urge these two guys to send this Master Hannibal to prison or a madhouse as soon as possible. whatthefuck, even being a superhero should have some fundamentals, right?Don't they do novice training for newcomers who have just debuted? ?How about a little bit of morality?

Even superheroes can't abuse prisoners, right?Is this how you treat criminals in New York City?Simply inhumane!Outrageous!

But the clown hadn't had time to speak formally, his iconic "ha ha" laughter just rang out a few times, and Shuten-douji, who was behind him, even tuied his body with wine, and the divine wine that was wrapped in the ghost king's anger, not only Just as simple as a normal liquid.Then the hungry ghost immediately came over, sniffed around the clown in a very serious manner, and asked in a puzzled tone, "Why do I still feel an unpalatable smell?"

"That means that the pickling is not in place," the ugly girl who couldn't speak, looked at her eyes and gestured with her hands very confidently, "When I was still living in the human world, I had cooking experience. Listen to me, absolutely not. wrong!"

Shuten-douji thought about the ugly girl's proposal for a while, and felt that there was no problem with the logic. In addition, it was an order from Deriya, so he turned his head and stared at the clown again, and shook the flagon in his hand, "Yes .”

"..." They either communicated with their eyes and facial expressions, or they communicated in their native language. In short, the clown couldn't understand them at all.

But even if he couldn't understand, when he saw the three people walking towards him, the clown still said: ...

The Joker looked up at Red Hood and Iron Man angrily, "Is this how you guys are vigilantes?"

Don't care about torture prisoners at such close range?How about a superhero? !

Members of the Clown Gang controlled by Freddy and the ghost nun: ...

For some reason, compared to what happened to the boss, the clown, they felt that they were all quite lucky.

The comparison is too disparate, look at the viciousness of the clown, even the ghost nun and Freddy seem to be kind and harmless——

And the demons and nightmares responsible for controlling the members of the Clown Gang are actually also watching the earthquake.They finally understood: why no matter how terrible methods they used to scare Deriya, the other party was completely indifferent, and even ordered a supper.

Damn, what kind of scary demons are these?They are just forcing people to sacrifice their souls. This group of people... directly treat human beings as food reserves.

Both Jason and Tony actually heard the Joker's voice, but both of them completely ignored the other's cries for help.

Jason's eyes only passed the clown in a hurry when he first came in, and soon passed the farce, and stared directly at Deliya.He squatted halfway in front of Deliya, and glanced at the pot that Deliya was holding in her hand. It was really hard to imagine where she got it from.

"Huh?" Deliya looked away from the production site of Jiuniang Yuanzi, and smiled at Jason and Tony in surprise, "You guys came so fast?"

The hood concealed Jason's serious expression. Like a medical examination before giving a cat an injection, he scanned Deria carefully from beginning to end—really, from beginning to end, even every tail that was exposed, he was very careful. Lifted it up and looked at it again.

After all, Jason had just ruaed the tail once, and he knew very well what the tail should feel like.

Everyone else's attention was on the wonderful performance of the clown, no one noticed this scene, only Tony who had just walked over: "...?"

No, wait a minute?Where are your hands? !

Tony quickly grabbed Deria's shoulders, moved towards him, and said in a very reluctant tone, "J, take a scan of Delia's current situation."

Tony is equipped with a health monitoring system in his battle suit, and the content is so detailed that it can even analyze fear gas and laughing gas.

The smart housekeeper worked immediately, and the scan results showed that everything was normal.

"Did he let you touch anything?" Jason also moved in sync with Iron Man's movements, put down the tail in his hand, and replaced it with another, with a serious tone, "Anything--"

Deriya took out the business card that the clown had handed to her before from the system backpack, and did not hand it to the two of them directly, but deliberately kept a distance from them, "This."

The business card was smeared with clown poison.A deadly thing, the face of the infected person will be uncontrollable, laughing exaggeratedly under the interference of the toxin, and dying in the wild laughter.

"Speaking of which," Deliya asked curiously, "Is the relationship between the clown and Poison Ivy not very good?"

Scarecrow is still being held by S.H.I.E.L.D., so the clown doesn’t know that it’s normal for Deliya to be immune to fear gas; but Deliya is immune to the spores exhaled by Poison Ivy—Poison Ivy can be locked next to the Joker Well, he didn't even know that.

"...Not so much." Jason replied sullenly, loosening the tail in his hand, and finally inspected every detail of Deliya from beginning to end.

Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn are good friends, but Harley Quinn is tricked and used by the Clown again and again...the relationship between the two is of course not good.

"Oh..." Deriya turned her head to look at the clown, "No wonder."

I don't know how to learn from the experience and lessons of my predecessors, I don't do any strategies, I don't even read recipes like "Shan Hai Jing" that my ancestors have eaten and tasted a long time ago, no wonder the ugly girl is dissatisfied with this relationship Woolen cloth!

The clown is simply synonymous with bravery and foolhardiness.

#It's so pitiful.

Deriya looked at the clown sadly, and said to the system sadly: "Why is it so difficult to find a sincere and reliable love?"Now the clown only has the advantage of being able to eat. '

Outong finally figured out what the host was thinking: ... I think I need first aid.

Oh my god, luckily the clown didn't know, it was his mistake that caused Deliya to hammer the clown _(:з」∠)_

So, machine translation kills people.

If OTU directly said 'the clown's body has a green metallic substance' when introducing the clown, then Deria would definitely roll her eyes and feel bored for a while. It sounds like Dr. Octopus gritted her teeth. I have no interest in the ingredients I eat.

... But the 'dionysus factor', the system said 'a mysterious ingredient originating from Dionysus', this translation sounds delicious.Like chili basil and mint leaves, it is a mysterious and excellent condiment.

The speed at which Batman and others arrived was not slow either. A few minutes after Jason and Tony arrived, they also rushed to the scene.

Shooting pictures and broadcasting them live to the superheroes was originally the job of a few clown gang members, and because they were surrounded by the ghost nun and other three people's face-to-face killing juscare, they made them cry, so those video signals have already been released. was forced to interrupt.

...This is definitely an ominous sign in the eyes of Batman and others.

In the style of a clown, he will never allow his game to be without audience participation.So this time...

Everyone has an ominous premonition in their hearts.

All those who witnessed Batman coming from the darkness will instantly understand why Batman can become the deepest fear in the hearts of countless criminals in Gotham.

The darkness forged his battle suit, and he came out of the darkness with firm steps. Even though he had never held a gun, he still had a powerful aura that overwhelmed everything in an instant.

As Deria thought before, the king of ghosts.

When Batman and the others, who had made all the mental preparations to welcome this game, saw the current clown: "..."

?

When they put a question mark, it should not be that they have a problem, but that the other party has a problem.

Ah, this?

"Hmm... Is this a gathering for supper?" Hawkeye, who had just jumped off the Kunshi, looked at the saliva on the clown, and subconsciously complained.

Although the Dionysian factor can continuously rejuvenate the clown, it can only keep him "alive".

At the same time, facing the encirclement and suppression by the three of Jiu Tun, the clown is always in a state of dying, and his blood is always in a state of half a heart.

Noticing Batman's arrival, the clown, who was spread into a ball of batter on the ground, struggled to raise his head.

Even though the clown is too weak to speak now, he still conveys his current mood with his eyes firmly: 'Little bat!You came!listen to me!Aren't you the one who upholds justice the most!Some people abuse prisoners here, and they don't abide by the basic law of superheroes at all!And Iron Man and No. [-] Little Bird Cub are still playing favoritism!Don't care about her at all!Hurry up and catch them all! ! '

Batman who was thrown a lot of eyes but didn't understand at all: "..."

Batman still has a lot to say out of the clown's mouth, so Deliya can only regretfully put away the Snow Maiden buff she had prepared a long time ago,

But at the same time, she did not forget to promote: "I can not only make frozen flavors here! If you need it in the future, you can come to me at any time. I can also make barbecue, deep-fried, white soup..."

Clown Clown Gang members: "..."

hello? excuse?Is this not caught?She has already started laying the groundwork for the next prisoner abuse in front of you!This is a provocation to you!

The Dionysian factor's strong recovery ability and the aggrieved anger allowed the clown to temporarily recover some physical strength. He laughed hoarsely, and coughed up another mouthful of blood.

The hungry ghost took a quick step back, with disgust written all over his face, and whispered to Deliya: "It smells really bad!"

Even the blood has a pungent smell!Even the vampire princess would not be willing to drink this stuff!

The clown looked at the red hood standing near him, "Ha, what a pity, I thought I could replay your experience back then. Just like the boo at the beginning—the sound and flames are very beautiful, right?"

"Did you know? Now it's the most popular to pay tribute to classic elements, and then reprint old games. This is very fashionable..."

Before he could finish speaking, the clown was kicked hard, bent over and curled up into a ball, letting out a hoarse laugh. "Hahaha—ga."

Well, it's not just laughter, it's duck quacking, too.

Although Jiu Tun didn't understand what the group of humans were talking about, the King of Ghosts looked at Deliya's expression, picked up his own flagon and tapped it again.Let Jiuniang Yuanzi feel the richer "wine fragrance" soaking.

Such a close distance, such a ferocious power of the ghost king.The clown rolled his eyes and passed out completely.

Oh, the Dionysian factor?He is also a drunken boy.

The ugly girl looked at the performance of the clown, lovingly stroking the puppet in her hand.

'No, this person is neither tasty nor strong enough to be beaten. Master Onmyoji must not allow him to treat him favorably any longer! '

She secretly clenched the hammer in her hand, thinking about which curse was more suitable for the other party. ...Well, what should I do, I can't choose.Then just use it all!

In fact, Deliya and her shikigami were the only faction present who didn't know about it.

"..." Deriya's eyes blinked a few times, her voice was tense like a straight line, "Reprint?"

If it was before tonight, maybe Deriya would have to think for a while before she could guess what the clown meant.

But tonight, she has seen the breath of death on Jason through Yan Mo and the ghost buff——

A terrifying guess crossed Dariya's mind.

What does the boo clown want to do tonight?Replica?

……what.

No wonder.

No wonder the red hood can not only see every one of her tails, but also ignore Bianhua's indiscriminate Huahai attack, and even carry such a strong breath of death on her body.

...because he was already dead.How could human beings crawling out of the abyss of death be just ordinary people?

Deliya had thought of many possibilities before, and this was the worst one among all of Deliya's conjectures.

"..." Jason didn't explain, he didn't even look at Deliya, he just pushed her towards Tony and Steve, "Take her away."

He walked out expressionlessly, and said to Deliya again in a very soft voice: "... let's go."

"..."

Even though Tony, Jason, and Batman checked Delia and confirmed that she was not harmed by the clown; but the Avengers were still worried, and brought Deria back to the mansion, and conducted a more thorough inspection. examine.

Delia was quiet the whole time.

Natasha, who was by her side, raised her hand to touch her long dark blue hair, "I thought you would ask us."

"This kind of thing," Deriya shrugged, "if I didn't say it myself, it would always feel strange."

It's like using someone else's wounds for small talk.

She just wanted to hear herself speak.

Natasha sighed, "Good girl."

"How about staying in the squirrel hole tonight?" Natasha led Deliya to the elevator, "You need to rest well."

Following Natasha's voice, Deriya obediently walked into the squirrel cave, and in the warm and soft cave, someone had already been waiting for her.

The red-haired man sitting on the tatami put down the wine in his hand and turned his head to look at Deliya.

"You stayed for a long time this time." Deriya shook the tail behind her, and the long and fluffy tail fluffed into a big ball. "I was worried that you would have been pulled back."

Jiu Tun watched as Deliya sat down beside him, "Because your strength is constantly getting stronger."

As the strength of the Onmyoji increases, the power of the contract between her and Shikigami will also continue to strengthen.And the contract is the key to connect Shikigami and Onmyoji, which can make them more likely to stay here.

What's more, Shuten-douji's own strength is strong enough, so the hungry ghost and the ugly girl will disappear immediately after the fight, but the Dajiangshan ghost king can wait for the little onmyoji to come back.

The nature of the fox and the habits formed over a long period of time are unshakable, and Deliya feels that every bone in her body is slowly softening.

With a sound of '嘻', her ears stood up sharply, and Delia, who had turned back into a fox, straightened her body and hung on Jiu Tun's lap, looking like a long stretched fox from a distance.

"..." This is also the first time the system has seen the prototype of the host.

The whole body is white, without any variegation, and it is cleaner and more beautiful than the snow that the Snow Maiden fell tonight.

No wonder Red Hood loves rua so much.If he had hands, he would have been bald by now.

Deriya raised her hand to grab Jiu Tun's red hair hanging down like a cat teaser, and let out a fox clan's unique whining sound, which was automatically translated into Jiu Tun's ears as: "I met you here. Lots of nice people."

Jiu Tun has never been good at coaxing the little onmyoji with his mouth, but as long as he can sit here and listen to her talk with Delia, this is what Delia has wanted most for so long.

The cat will step on the milk, and Deriya will also step on Shuten's clothes, "So don't worry about me."

Jiu Tun showed a suspicious expression: "...Really?"

In the heart of the ghost king, he complained like never before:

No, he wouldn't believe it!

The little onmyoji has been very independent and strong since he was a child, even if he is wronged outside, he will not complain too much in front of the parents!

Think about it, when she was in Ping'an capital, she had never been so hungry like tonight!

That green-haired man smells so strange that even the Vampire Princess is unwilling to suck his blood, and Yamata no Orochi will turn around and leave when he sees him as a sacrifice——

But the little onmyoji thought he could eat it!He even held the pot with his own hands, waiting eagerly for them to marinate the green-haired man, ready to cook supper at any time.

The sky is falling!How long have you been hungry!unimaginable!

Did people in this world really not abuse her?And even though she was so hungry, she still wanted to comfort them!The people of this world... are really unforgiving.

Thinking of this, Jiu Tun patted Deliya's long hair heavily, and said in a solemn voice, "...Next time, you call Gu Huo Niao, and she will cook for you."

Delia, who was about to bury herself, raised her head from Jiu Tun's clothes, shaking her hair doubtfully, "Huh?"