[Gintama] A Girl's Love Notes

"Ahahahaha, I didn't expect you to drag me out sneakily."

"You are going to the earth to see your friends, and I am going to the earth to play. Our purpose is the same, and we are both tied up and cannot go. You say, if we don't help each other, who else can we count on?" I crossed my legs and looked at him with ease. Pilot an airship.

Tatsuma Sakamoto is a genius, no doubt.

"That's right, just leave the trivial matters to Mutsu." Sakamoto made a move, and the airship slipped away from the danger zone with a beautiful slide.

I shook my feet and said that I was lying if I said I was not worried.After all, I was bragging with Shenwei, what is going straight to Huanglong, what is Fengluan going out to be worth a hundred, what is going to make Chunyu's reputation spread far and wide...

When I said it at the time, I thought it was stupid and naive, but now that I’m here, I was scared away by a HATA prince who looks like a mutated pig with a few words...

"No problem~ As long as Feng Luan is my concubine, I will give you all the dream potions."

When the idiot prince started singing "love and peace", I finally couldn't help but punch him again.What kind of prince, I think it's a masochist!It's just that when I saw his tentacles, I couldn't help but beat him, and it turned out to be evidence of liking him, and I kept sticking to me to "reluctantly" accept me as the princess...

Although I am quite ashamed, I will never admit that I ran away with Sakamoto Tatsuma because I was afraid that Kamui would really let me marry the idiot prince!

"That," Sakamoto suddenly turned his head to look at me stiffly, "the airship may automatically fly in the direction of the earth. So... vomit..."

This time, it was me who was stiff.The stench quickly permeated the not too narrow space.

I finally remembered his horrible experience of using slippers as a pilot when he went to Yangguoxing—Tatsuma Sakamoto was seasick! ! ! ! !

And, is there such a fly? ! ! !Are you sure it's autopilot and not self-destruct? ! ! !

The specially-made airship fell to the earth at an unbelievable speed, and the target - the house of all things!

What can I do? Am I going to be a murderer when I first arrive on Earth?

My whole face was twisted against the tempered glass, and I began to greet all the gods in my heart.

When I saw the miraculously gathered silver with Toyako's eyebrows and eyes standing on the tiles, my heart finally let go.Uncle, you are indeed a good man in the new century. You are usually idle, but you are reliable at critical moments.

My side was filled with emotion, the airship was going straight towards Yinshi, and at the very moment, Yinshi suddenly fell down.

This World Cup furniture is everywhere, I thought my coffee table was full, but finally found that someone used the cabinet to store it.

The airship smashed the chrysanthemum of Wanshiwu without any suspense, and I got up and kicked someone who was lying on the ground.

"It's raining, it's thundering, it's time to collect the clothes."

Sakamoto scratched his head, opened the hatch and said, "I seem to have a dream."

I took a deep breath and told myself that impulse is the devil.

Sakamoto struggled to climb out of the hatch, and when he jumped off, he fell a dog j□j.I landed gracefully on top of him.

The crowd who heard the sound had filled the surrounding area, and two people who looked like police officers with lanterns glanced at me and questioned Tatsuma Sakamoto.

How can Xiu, is he looking down on Miss Ben? !Ah hello! ! !

"Ahahahaha, I'm so sorry." A certain person still didn't have the slightest self-consciousness, "I wanted to go to a friend's house but got lost on the way. After going around a lot of roads, I finally ran out of gas and fell down. Ahahahaha, thanks to someone That's called..."

My black line, "Fengluan." So you are out of gas...

"Ahahahaha, yes, thanks to Fengniao." Sakamoto Tatsuma stretched out his index finger and seemed to finally get to the point, "Is there a shop called Wanshiwu Ajin near here?"

The fuzzy actor was speechless, "Ayin, Wanshiwu, is the house you ran into."

"No, no. I'm looking for Ah Jin. Whoever said Ah Yin is dead, what a daredevil. Are you right, Fengniao?"

I hold my forehead...why, why did you ask him to be with you in the first place...

"Yes, yes, I know, I know. Anyway, please come with me."

"Woo, do you want to take me to Ajin's house? Edo people are so warm. Thank you so much!"

I'm not interested in listening to what that idiot Sakamoto is saying.But the moment I turned around, my peripheral vision caught sight of the grim-faced trio of Wanshiwu.

But before we could have a warm reunion with them, I was taken to the police station in handcuffs with the "ah ha ha" idiot Sang.

"Tell me, what is your intention?" The man with a cigarette in his mouth impatiently punched the table.

There is a nice smell of mayonnaise on my body, and I would definitely pounce on it normally.

But now, I ignore him and walk straight behind him.

Pausing in front of the boy with the short chestnut hair, I moved my hand from his eyes to the top of my head.

"I didn't expect that the blindfold I picked up on the ground would actually be useful."

Okita Sougo's face darkened, and the mayonnaise man's cigarette dropped.

"By the way, where's the idiot who was arrested with me?" I poked Sougo's waist.

"He has been packaged and sent back to the universe." An unfamiliar voice answered me, "You can leave too, Miss Fengluan. If you need anything, you can go to Shisi."

Sougo and Hijikata immediately stood upright, "Boss Kondo."

I stared at the man's resolute side face, and couldn't help admiring him. As expected of Xiaowu's boss, he has such...unique taste.

Sougo said coldly, "Boss, your [beep——] is looking around outside your trousers, it's an eyesore, do you want me to cut it off for you?"

Only then did Kondo zip up the zipper belatedly, two red clouds flew across his cheeks, and his aura became weird.

"Put clothes on for me too! Don't embarrass yourself in front of women."

In fact, I want to say that his figure is quite predictable, so I don't mind taking a second look.However, after realizing that the black air around Hijikata's body became more intense because of Isao Kondo's sentence "what is shame", I swallowed the words tactfully.

Kondo finally got dressed and turned his attention back to me.

Before he asks, I want to move first.

Climbing onto Tufang's arm with both hands, my whole body was glued to him, with an indescribably shy tone in my voice:

"I hate it. I came here to see my dear Darling. How can I drive him away?"

"What are you talking about! Woman..." Hijikata threw me away with an ugly expression, and Sougo interjected without losing the opportunity to quickly escalate the situation.

"You don't even admit to your fiancée, Tufang, I know you're a scumbag, but I didn't expect you to be such a scumbag."

I didn't expect Sougo to help me. I was stunned for a second, and I immediately fell to my knees on the ground, my thin shoulders trembling: "I know you don't want to see me, but the child is innocent. Woooooo..."

"What child!!" Tufang was about to run away.

Kondo Hsun had an unbelievable expression on his face, he vomited blood, and backed away, "My child...he actually has a child...ha...haha..."

"How can you believe her words? This kind of woman of unknown origin..." Hijikata's face has completely turned into a scapegoat.

"The child's father!" My shrill cry successfully made all three of them tremble.

Sneakily wiped a handful of saliva on my face, I turned around, hugged Hijikata's thigh with one hand, and put my other hand into the bra. "Up to now, if you, a flirtatious man, don't want to admit it, that's all I can do."

Under Liu Dao's unclear gaze, I slowly took out a lighter that looked like shit from my underwear—a limited-edition souvenir from the mayonnaise factory in the entire universe!

"This is the token of love you gave me at the beginning, and it is said to be a couple version."

"This... this can't be true..." I think I heard Sao Nian Hijikata's heartbroken voice.

"As expected, it's true." Sougo took off Hijikata's clothes and took out a yellow lighter from his pocket. He turned to us and said, "With such low taste, it's a perfect match. Congratulations. During the wedding You don't need to notify me."

Kondo Hsun, who had retreated to the corner, rushed to me at the speed of light and knelt on the ground, approaching me with tears streaming down his knees.

"Don't worry, Ms. Fengluan, who will be in charge of our family Fourteen to the end. How could he have the heart to let such a lovely child's child fend for himself in the orphanage?" After finishing speaking, he probably thought of some terrible scene, Kondo lay on the ground and cried loudly.

It's disgusting bastard, don't come near me, the snot is in your mouth!Also, do you think sperm can go to an orphanage? ! ! !

For a while, I suddenly sympathized with the man in front of me who had a strong smell of mayonnaise. I remember that he seemed to be Sister Sanye's boyfriend, right?However, my sympathetic eyes did not fall on him in the end——

"Okita Sougo!! Where do you put your hands?!!!!"

"I just put your lighter back where it was."