[Gintama] A Girl's Love Notes

"Woman, I don't know what your purpose is. But the Shinsengumi is not a place where you can mess around."

Tufang leaned against the window sill, and slowly exhaled a puff of blue smoke towards the erratic white clouds outside the window.

I didn't say a word, just opened his refrigerator.

"Hey, don't mess with my..."

Hijikata's words were stuck in my throat, I sneered in my heart with the expected expression, and quickened the movements in my hands.

The golden light filled the clean and tidy hut, and at the same time disintegrated all the guards of the earthwork.

Although the mother in heaven didn't say it, the only time animals with lower body like men use their upper body is to eat.

That's right, grabbing a man's stomach is equivalent to grabbing a man's heart.Some kind of two-person special exercise only if you're full!

And at this time, in my hands.It is the top-secret egg yolk super mayonnaise that the mayonnaise factory has never announced to the outside world!You know, this is the secret recipe that I got by threatening the whole family of the workers.

I hummed in satisfaction, and on the surface I still pretended to be shy and pushed the plate in front of the soil: "I don't know if my husband still likes it?"

"I will not accept bribes."

Tufang snorted coldly, picked up the special spoon for mayonnaise, scooped it out carefully, and slowly put it into his mouth.

——! ! ! ! ! !

I pierced the sweet heart that floated to the side, the net has been cast and I am waiting for the fish to take the bait.

"How on earth is this made? It's obviously the same material. Why can't I succeed?"

"This," I showed a puzzled look, "the husband wants to know, of course the wife will not hide it. But, Mr. Hijikata, don't you want to see me?"

The "do" at the end sounded like weeping and complaining, with thousands of twists and turns.

Sure enough, Hijikata frowned and fell into self-struggle.

"You can live here first. It's not dangerous for a girl to be outside. Wait until you find your real fiancé."

Secretly making a "V" letter, I dragged my heavy feet and disappeared to the other side of the door.

Just kidding, if I keep pretending, I will definitely get hurt internally.

Closing the paper door, I immediately collapsed to the ground.

Covering his mouth and laughing for a while, a sense of powerlessness swept over his body.

Recalling Sougo's words always makes me feel a little uncomfortable.

"Being entangled with Hijikata by you will surely die soon, so it will save me from doing it myself." Sougo shrugged indifferently, and seemed a little gloating.

I actually don't know him at all, and all my contacts were just a few days when I was young.My own memories are blurred, and he seems to have changed a lot.

It really surprised me to see him still wearing the blindfold I gave him all the time.This guy won't fall in love with me at first sight.But what to do, I already have divine power.Do you want... want... 3P!

"What filthy thing are you fantasizing about in your head?" Sougo propped his arms and pushed me closer to the wall, "Delete all your thoughts."

I glared at him angrily, did I write all my thoughts on my face?

"It's all written on your face." Sougo turned his head to block Hijikata's probing gaze, "Anyway, you've been pretending to be his fiancée now, do you understand?"

There are tricks...

My sensitive nose smelled the smell of JQ, but unfortunately I was taken away by Tufang who was afraid that things would get darker and darker before I asked clearly.

By the way, I think he has the potential to abduct little loli.

Don't think about it, I'll go play with Tuo Luo tomorrow.

I curled up on the tatami, my consciousness gradually blurred.There was a sudden vibration behind me, I jumped up excitedly, and my tiredness disappeared.

The legendary earthquake?

"Open the door, you haven't taken the quilt yet."

What, it turned out that the earthworker was knocking on the door.

Come to open the paper door, I sincerely look at the nice man opposite:

"I've taken a fancy to you, my dear. Xiao Wu is not suitable for you, why not follow me."

With the bag on my head, I had to live safely for a few days.

Just when I couldn't hold back and prepared to create some trouble, my plan was interrupted by an unexpected incident before it could be carried out, but, rather than a sudden——

"Hey, let go of your claws!" Tufang said with as much disgust as he wanted while holding a cigarette in his mouth.

Rather than saying that it was an emergency, it might be better to say that I depended on him to the death.

"Dear little Fourteen, how could you be so cruel and let me stay alone in the empty room?" I grabbed his clothes and refused to let go.

Just kidding, the disappearance of the boss of the Shinsengumi is not something that can be easily encountered.

Moreover, there are some things I still need to find out from Sougo.

"You..." I quickly showed the special mayonnaise, "Forget it, stay with me and don't cause trouble." Tufang quickly stuffed the mayonnaise into his clothes, regretting that it was too late.

"Hey, let me say, why are you still smoking so much nicotine every day? You belong to Xiaoqiang, Xiaoqiang?!"

Well, I admit that I am looking for something to divert my attention now.but.Who have you ever met who drives a police car like a Ferrari? ! ! !

The scenery outside the window was drawn into a straight line like a shooting star.My hand is almost poking a hole in the seat.

"Okita, the idiot boss has found it. Go to the factory immediately."

Tufang held the steering wheel in one hand and the phone in the other, and stepped on the gas pedal to the bottom.

"Don't!!! We're going to run into each other!!! Turn, turn, bastard!!! Didn't your mother teach you how to move left and right?!!! You wipe your ass with your left hand and hold your booger with your right—! Woooo..."

Faced with my screams, Hijikata increased his speed with violent veins, until I couldn't speak and could only foam at the mouth.

Bastard, you are retaliating.You are actually Gorilla Kondo's lover, otherwise why are you speeding up so desperately! ! ! ! ! ! !

Half an hour's journey was compressed into 10 minutes.

I pushed the car door hard, bent over and vomited...

When I vomited hard, the harsh sound of tires rubbing against the ground scratched my eardrums.

Okita Sougo walked slowly to the side of Hijikata, and when he passed me, he threw me a handkerchief pitifully.

The handkerchief wiped my fingertips and fell to the ground, and the ground suddenly dented.

With a livid face, I slowly stood up while holding the hood of the car, and the sound of explosions came one after another from the factory in front of me.According to a passer-by named Yamazaki, this factory produces dangerous explosives and Kondo seems to have amnesia in it.

As I was thinking about it, a brick suddenly flew towards me, and I quickly pulled the person next to me to block it.

Want to plot against me?No way, hum!

but……

"It's very dangerous here, please avoid it." Okita turned sideways to remind the people around him, "Otherwise you will be like this person. Always put on a poker face to pretend to be cool, but it still hurts. It's embarrassing."

Silently, I let go of the hand that held Tukata's arm.

"The development here is beyond control."

Tufang's voice was still so steady, and his expression was still so calm.

I couldn't bear to cover my eyes with my hands, and thought: I can't see the blood on his face, I can't see it, it was a brick, not me.

"Tufang, you are bleeding out of control."

Bastard Souwu, don't tear me down, can't you just pretend you didn't see it?

"In this case, Yamazaki might be warped."

Hijikata, why did you look at me when you said "it's warped"!

"Your time is running out, Hijikata."

Zong Wu Why do you want to wander your eyes on us? !

"Deputy chief, I just got the information. Both the chief and Yamazaki are here."

We just got your sister, we already knew about it.

Tufang lit a cigarette again, and when he took out the mayonnaise-shaped lighter, my little heart jumped uncontrollably.

"What? For Yamazaki, just burn some paper money for him, but now that Boss Kondo is here, we can't ignore it."

When the bald passer-by reported to the earthwork, I vaguely heard a sound different from the explosion, which seemed to be the friction sound of moving some large tool.

Oh, no way.

I looked at the newly-appeared cannons and the dark muzzles on the wall, and thought that the decorations of the earthlings are really special.

I moved my footsteps, and put a hand on the car door with me at the same time. To be precise, our hands were put together.

Not as cold as Kamui, this hand has a reassuring temperature.

I looked up and met my brown eyes.

"Well, the students are really suffering. They are all pregnant and have to take the exam. This is not only a waste of my life but also the baby's life, but there is no way. Now social education is everything." I said.

"It just so happens that I have something to do too." Sougo opened the door. "Tufang, I forgot to bring the flute. Go back and get it and it will come."

"Dear Tutu, I will go back and give birth to a baby, and it will come soon."

The earth party finally ended the long-winded conversation, and turned to us with frowns.

"Well, you don't need to come back."

"It's really troublesome, okay, I'll go by myself." After spitting out, Tufang walked confidently to the factory with his hands in his pockets. "You boys are waiting here."

At this time, someone finally found the cannon and shouted:

"Hey, look what's over there!"

"what is that?"

"Cannon!"

"Suddenly a gigantic cannon appeared!"

"That's a weapon made in secret..."

"Why, don't you go get the flute?" I used my abductee to beat Sou Wu who hadn't left for a long time.

The arm was caught off guard, and Sougo lowered his head and approached me, his narrowed eyes revealing dangerous information like a small animal.

"Don't try to get Hijikata's idea, I'll help you pretend that his fiancée didn't give you an excuse to threaten him, although I'd be happy to see his bad luck," the hot air from Sougo's lips almost burned my ears, "but he is my prey."

The last sentence is really familiar.

I bit my lower lip and tried to ridicule him, but was suddenly pushed away again.

"Sou Wu, I forgot to bring the protractor, I will come back and get it soon." Half of Hijikata's face was still dripping blood.

Sougo distanced himself from me, and took out a protractor with a blank expression.

"Earth, I have a protractor."

Standing on the sidelines, it was the first time in my life that I lost the aura of someone other than Kamui, I tried my best to suppress the unhappiness in my heart.The heat is still in my ears, Sougo said just now that I want to take Hijikata to visit Mitsuha as Hijikata's fiancée.

Sister Sanye, when I mentioned this name, something strange slipped through my heart.I suddenly lost interest in the complicated past between that gentle woman and Hijikata.