[Gintama] A Girl's Love Notes

"You don't understand Viper's mood at all! Viper's mood after seeing such content in his son's diary! Only a little bit away from his son's eternal life. But I was laid off because of you, and my son never closed the door. If you don’t go out, you won’t return all night. It’s like changing the North Pole to the South Pole!”

The man sitting on the cannon seems to be the chief culprit of the factory director, who is chattering endlessly.To put it bluntly, it's just that he was laid off and decided to retaliate against the society.

"Even if it's a rotten country, you can't forget the people who live here. If you want a revolution, why bother bringing trouble to the country? It's better to save money by revolutionizing yourself."

At this time, the earth side has turned into an expert negotiator, although... well, the cannon pushed by Sougo always feels oppressive to him intentionally or unintentionally.

I kicked the stones and thought to myself that Xiaowu really has no ambition after so long, and his goal is only to be a deputy leader. It seems that someday I have time to laugh at him first before calling him some advanced methods.Oh hehehehe, how can I say that I am also a deputy team leader, and my level is much higher than that of his team leader~ Oh hehehehe.

Caught in the world of my own YY, unconsciously I have been far away from them.

I seemed to bump into something under my feet, and I looked down at a pink, chubby figure with a dead fish-eyed expression under my feet.

How...how... so cute! ! ! !

I couldn't help squatting down to pick him up——

boom! ! ! ! !

How much I want to yell before my consciousness merges with the dazzling white light:

asshole! ! !I haven't seen the plot yet, so it hurts me! ! ! ! !Go for seppuku, author! ! ! ! ! !

They told me afterwards that the invincible cute stuff I picked up was a bomb called Justwe.

Fortunately, I am not a slow-moving, weak and sickly earthling. When I found out that something was wrong, I had already jumped five meters away. Coupled with Yetu's amazing healing ability-it was already two days later when I woke up!Flip the table! !Shouldn't I have a protagonist halo! ! !Shouldn't he recover instantly like a certain Xiaoqiang in the Saint Seiya? ! ! ! !

Two days, whether it is long or short, is enough for many unexpected things to happen.

For example, at this moment, the two people lying on the ground were obviously in a coma.

"What... what's going on here?" I pointed at Shinpachi and Kagura, my eyebrows trembling.

"Oh, you say you are more idiots than your seventh regiment. They hang out with a fat woman in a bar and try to disturb our business." Tuo Luo squinted at me while cutting her nails: "I heard that you Negotiations with the Night King broke down and it caused a lot of trouble? Tsk tsk, barbarians are barbarians."

silent.

With the click of the nail scissors, Tuo Luo flew out like an arrow off the string.

Withdrawing my dangling right leg, I sneered: "I don't remember which planet calls a lady a barbarian."

Shenwei, Shenwei, as I said earlier, Tuo Luo's weak personality will be plotted against sooner or later, look at him now vomiting blood.

Tuoluo got up with difficulty and was about to call for someone, but when he saw me put my hand on the umbrella handle, he closed his mouth obediently.

The not-so-small sound attracted the attention of a frog celestial being.

"What are you doing?"

"Ah, we are playing a game. Are you right?" When I said the last sentence, I winked my left eye playfully at Tuo Luo, and slowly pulled out the umbrella a little.In the end, he nodded with an ugly face as if he had swallowed the frog.

"Forget it," the frog frowned (if he had one) and shifted his gaze to the people on the ground, "these guys are messing around with the master."

Tuo Luo took out a handkerchief and wiped off the blood on her body before speaking:

"That's right, I've become a bit too arrogant recently. You can easily catch him as soon as you hit the net. I guess he's an accomplice of the Barbarian faction who hates heaven and man. There is also a strange warrior who has already cleaned him up with the guests who caused trouble. gone."

Strange samurai?It should be silver hour.But can it really be cleaned up?I chuckled inwardly.

The frog said blankly: "Didn't I tell you not to make things too big? Kero. Although the shogunate is suppressing it and turning a blind eye to this matter, there is a bottom line."

"I know that we are able to do business freely thanks to the help of the master."

"So what do these guys do?"

"After finding out their stronghold, they will be wiped out in one fell swoop. We can't let them hinder us anymore."

It seems that the two of them have completely ignored me. I tapped my fingers on the umbrella tube boredly, watching the pupils of Xinba, who woke up first, dilate a little bit.

After pondering for a while, the frog spoke again: "The mastermind is probably the man named Gui, Kero. They are mad dogs who are threatening our shogunate, so Kero should not be underestimated."

I got impatient and wanted to create a little panic when the hatch behind me suddenly opened, and a one-eyed dragon glanced at me and the frog and said ambiguously, "Mr. Tuoluo, something is up..."

After Tuo Luo made a gesture, he stepped forward hesitantly and continued: "There are some strange guys outside."

"Strange guy?" Tuo Luo disapproved, "Take care of it properly, I'm very busy now."

Cyclops said "sorry" and backed out.

At this time, Tuo Luo turned his head to look at the long-forgotten person on the ground and ordered his subordinates: "Take them to the deck."

I stretched out my hand to stop him, "Hey, I'm bored anyway, just leave it to me."

Tuoluo didn't want to say more to me, snorted coldly, grabbed Kagura and went out side by side with the frog of the shogunate.

After the sound of footsteps was blocked outside the door, I slowly squatted down and looked directly at Shinpachi's pupils that suddenly constricted.

"Every time I see you, you are playing hide-and-seek. You guys are so naive. But you actually know how to hide when you come here."

"Why are you? Who are you?"

It's another person who doesn't answer the question. I'm really upset. I wanted to save you, but now I've changed my mind.

I was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, I knocked him unconscious with a hand knife and then threw him to a trick.

The cabin doors opened one by one, and I walked out following Kagura's breath.

Shenwei's younger sister, even if we Yetu people want to bully us, we can't deal with Tuoluo's obsessive cleanliness.Besides, Kamui said seven years ago that she was not as good as me. I really want to know how far behind Kagura is now after seven years of growth.Is it the distance between the earth and the moon, or the distance between the earth and the sun.

The cool sea breeze is blowing slowly, but unfortunately the people on the deck will not enjoy life just like stone piles.

Kagura was hung high in the air by Tuoluo with a big sword hanging on her collar, her orange hair was flying, and if she opened her eyes, she could see the sea dyed red by the setting sun below her.

"Kagura!" Shinpachi's piercing shout came from nowhere.

What replied him was Tuo Luo's indifferent voice that couldn't hide his impatience and complacency:

"Uncle, I hate unclean things and guys who disturb my work. I have long wanted to wipe out you rats. Tell me, where is your lair? If you are stubborn, this guy will die."

Speaking of Kagura, he slid down from the tip of the sword a few minutes away and hung there on the jade pendant.

I folded my arms and sat cross-legged on the ground to watch the play.Tuo Luo's immaculate clothes have obviously been changed, alas, anime characters are not easy, how many identical coats have to be prepared to enhance the presence and characteristics.

Shaking his head helplessly, the eight o'clock shift has already started over there.

"What are you talking about!" Shinpachi continued to torture my eardrums with high decibels.

"Don't pretend to be stupid, I know you are a person with lofty ideals against barbarians." This is Tuo Luo who thinks he is smart.

"Huh?" Shinpachi was at a loss.

"Tell me where your lair is? Where the hell is that Gui guy hiding?" Xiao Longtao couldn't help but give the camera a deep back view, taking the opportunity to show the Erhua sound that he went to Beijing to learn in order to steal the spotlight.

Then there is SM... the midnight show...

Hey, is this novel finally going to change the protagonist? ! ! !

Ahem, can't wait for the author.No, Kagura who couldn't bear the procrastination of the plot suddenly opened her eyes and her eyes were tied to Tuo Luo's face, and she immediately fell like a kite with a broken string because of the reaction.

Shinpachi held his breath in disbelief, and I subconsciously kicked my feet to stand up.

"Etc., etc……"

A figure jumped up, and Kagura landed firmly in that person's arms.

Nice ride, not a nice landing.

With a loud bang, the two fell into the container.

"Excuse me, is the interview location here?" Yin Shi, who was dressed as a pirate, slowly stood up while speaking nonsensical words. "Hello, my name is Sakata Gintoki. My volunteer is to be the captain."

I silently pulled the umbrella out of the umbrella tube.

"The hobby is sugar intake, and the specialty is sleeping with eyes open." Before he finished speaking, there was a loud bang in the boat.

It was not one person who broke in, but two.

Another man dressed as a pirate held a bomb in each hand and stood on the top of the ship with flowing black hair.

It's Katsura Kotaro, the legendary underdog.My eyes narrowed.This is the signal for war.

Stepping on the railing, Gui Xiaotaro jumped from the sky like a big roc, and at the same time dropped the bombs in his hand continuously.

After blowing up the ship armor, he successfully attracted most of the mercenaries away.

As expected of being the leader of the barbarians, I hesitated, not knowing who to deal with first.

Still, someone obviously made the decision for me.

With just one move, the proud Tuo Luo fell to the ground.

In the next second, the wooden knife and the umbrella rubbed against each other in the air, creating sparks.

Hearing the first muffled sound, Yinshi just opened his eyes in surprise, and the movements of his hands only stopped for a moment.

Very responsive.I licked my lower lip, stepped hard on his wooden knife with my right foot, and rose into the air, the umbrella in my hand has been quickly put away.

He seemed to remember something, and quickly backed away.But the bullets on the top of my umbrella have been fired mercilessly.

In just three seconds, countless bullet marks appeared on the ground. Yinshi dodged most of the bullets and the rest were blocked by the wooden knife, with only slight scratches on his cheeks and arms.

Really strong, the man who defeated Fengxian.

I supported the ground with one hand and did three backflips in a row.Umbrellas left marks on the metal deck as easily as a knife on paper.

Almost at the same time as my feet hit the ground, I moved my hands, and the umbrella opened above my head.

"Although, it's almost night. However, the light is still annoying, isn't it? It's as annoying as a child. Speaking of which, I'm about to deal with children. Oh, I'm confused again. How could it really happen? Where is the child?" When I stared at Yin closely, the words in my mouth seemed to be talking to myself.

Yin Shi was silent, and the light in his eyes flashed.

Soon, he scratched his head and straightened his back, and instantly slumped.

"Ahhh. The wound is open. It hurts so much. It really is that people are old and useless. It would be great if there is strawberry milk at this time."

I jumped to Tuo Luo's side in a few steps, and kicked him like a wooden barrel to roll into the cabin.

"If you hide and seek, find everyone and the game is over. Now that the game is over, go home quickly. Even if you don't have a gentle wife at home."

Inserting the wooden knife back into his waist, Yin Shi's back was drawn into a long line by the setting sun.

I thought I would get a thank you.With some dissatisfaction, I increased the strength under my feet, but the corners of my mouth rose quietly and then immediately pressed down.

Turn around and run in the opposite direction.

ah ah! ~~~Tuoluo counts as a P, illegal drugs count as a P, and Shenwei asked me to meet Gao Hanshan in the afternoon as a P!

The new product of mayonnaise that Tufang said is going to be sold out! ! ! ! ! ! !don't wow~~~~~~~~