Are you with Dazai today?

"Thank you very much! This child didn't know where he went all of a sudden, which made me worry for a long time."

Shiinagawa looked at the owner of the teddy who kept thanking him, he was embarrassed to say that his own child provoked that teddy first, but Osamu Dazai smiled gently, saying that it doesn't matter.

Obviously you provoked him first, Shiinagawa silently looked at Osamu Dazai who accepted the other party's thanks without blushing, and sighed in his heart.

"So what did you do to get the hatred of a Teddy?"

After Teddy's master left, Shiinagawa whispered to Osamu Dazai quietly, but what Shiinagawa didn't notice was that Osamu Dazai's body stiffened for a moment.

"That's the secret—the secret—"

Osamu Dazai pushed Shiinagawa's head away.

"And it's too close, don't talk in my ear."

It is eleven o'clock in the morning. If Shiinagawa remembers correctly, this time belongs to Osamu Dazai's working hours.

"It's still working time, did you sneak out?"

Although Shiinagawa said interrogative sentences, but listening to his tone, he abruptly changed the interrogative sentences into affirmative sentences. Osamu Dazai looked at the sky and the earth but did not look at Shiinagawa, and drew circles on the ground with his left leg.

"So, why did you call me out?"

Shiinagawa leaned slightly and looked at Osamu Dazai. He gently turned the other side's head straight so that the other party's eyes would not escape.

"do not know."

"Dazai, that's not really an answer."

"I don't know, I don't know!"

Very good, I didn’t hide this time, but directly refused to answer the question, but at least the other party still didn’t use his good language skills to fool him. It’s hard to change what Osamu Dazai decided, so let’s let it go him.

"I see, so is there anything I need to do?"

"No, Shiina was asked to help at the beginning, and now there is nothing wrong with it."

Osamu Dazai's left leg was still drawing circles on the ground, he moved his hand away from the other party's sight, and then fled again. This kind of behavior clearly told Shiinagawa 'I have something to do, but I don't want to say it'.

Moreover, in Shiinagawa's view, Osamu Dazai's mental state expressed by his physical activities is too easy to guess, and there is no intention of pretending at all, or is such an obvious movement also pretending?

So, does Osamu Dazai hope that he can continue to ask, or just do nothing like this, and the two of them know it well and pretend to be stupid?

I don't understand.

It is very difficult to guess a person's inner thoughts, and people's hearts are complicated. Even the best caregiver cannot guarantee that he can guess all the thoughts of the other person, let alone Shiinagawa, who is not good at such things.

It is difficult for a person to do something in a field that he is not good at.

"Is that so, then Dazai still needs me to take you to Ganghei?"

Shiinagawa still chose the most conservative style of play. As before, he would not ask if the other party didn't say anything, and pretended not to know. This is the safest way.

"That's it, Shiina..."

"what happened?"

What, what, are you coming? It is rare for Osamu Dazai to take the initiative to tell him his own thoughts. Shiinagawa's expression on the surface did not change, but in fact he secretly looked forward to it.

"What did I do to make you angry?"

"Huh? Why do you ask so suddenly?"

"If ah, I did something bad, and Shiina knew it was on purpose, because of me, Shiina fell into a bad state, I can help and do it easily, but I don't Going to help, what will Shiina think at this time? Will she be angry?"

Shiinagawa was a little stunned by Dazai Osamu's long series of words, first let him sort it out, if Dazai Osamu would say that, it is very likely that he has already done or is about to do it.

And the other party said, "Let Shiina fall into a bad state", but I don't have any bad feelings now, and I have almost adapted to the world of the lost eye. At least my daily life will not be affected, that is to say... that is. Say what Dazai will do next?

And it was Osamu Dazai who thought he might get angry. Shiinagawa couldn't help but imagine how bad it would be. Could it be that Osamu Dazai finally broke out and planned to destroy the world, no, no, no, then he wouldn't be angry , because Osamu Dazai absolutely had this idea, and he would be taught by the Miyoshi boy Nakahara Chuya as soon as he came up with this idea.

Or is it that I did something that made Osamu Dazai angry and about to accept the death penalty, such as taking out the internal organs in a proper way with a knife, but it will not cause the victim to pass out from pain, but just watch it openly in a sober state? The things inside his body were taken out, and he suffered both mental and physical pain.

Or worst of all, cut off the limbs, pull out the outer skin, take out the internal organs, eliminate, eliminate, eliminate, leaving only the minimum part that can sustain life for a certain period of time, it doesn't need a long time, as long as you live.

Because... There is still more magic in a fresh life.

Hmm - but he had thought about it before, it would be good if he could die at the hands of Osamu Dazai, as long as it hurts, it will hurt.

Shiinagawa thought about it, and couldn't think of a situation where he was really angry with Osamu Dazai, but since Osamu Dazai said this, it meant that he was going to make a big deal, which made him look forward to it vigilantly.

What method and form will Osamu Dazai use to surprise him?He was looking forward to it.

"Dazai, are you going to do something since you said that? I thought about it just now, and I really can't find a situation where I would be angry."

"you sure?"

"determine."

"Then, Shiina and I make an agreement, no matter what happens next, you will not be angry."

"no problem."

Under a kind of mysterious self-confidence, Shiinagawa easily agreed to this request, with a feeling that I would like to see what tricks you can come up with this time.

Looking forward to it!

"Recently, I have an interesting subordinate here. Although he has supernatural powers, they are useless abilities. However, they are still very interesting in some ways. It is a good ability to use for pranks."

"so?"

"If it's a prank, the little dwarf is good, but I feel that if I play this prank on him, I will be disgusted. The prank that I am disgusted by myself cannot be called a successful prank."

Before Shiinagawa could ask Dazai Osamu, he continued talking on his own.

"Odasaku's words won't give a good response even if the prank is successful, and Ango's words can't get through the phone at all, so I gave up."

When Osamu Dazai talked about Ango Sakaguchi, Shiinagawa felt a little guilty for some reason, and it was not because of him that he couldn't get through Ango Sakaguchi. Did he say something wrong again?

At this time, after drinking a cup of hot milk and lying on the bed, the phone turned on silent and slept very peacefully. Ango Sakaguchi, who had the aura of sleeping until he woke up naturally even if the leader made a phone call, didn't know Shiinagawa's mental activities at this time.

"So, next, I'm going to play a prank on Shiina, we have an appointment and we will never be angry."

"Does anyone give advance notice of pranks?"

"Yes, right in front of Shiina."

"Yes Yes--"

Shiinagawa has been subjected to countless pranks from the moment he met Dazai Osamu, but the number of times has decreased a lot in the past two years, probably because even playing pranks on Shiinagawa did not get any good reactions, People like Ango Sakaguchi have a taste for playing tricks.

But this time Osamu Dazai wants to play a prank on Shiinagawa in a dignified manner, and it must be him.

And Shiinagawa was not afraid even after being reminded by Osamu Dazai, but instead had full expectations and wanted to enjoy the long-lost prank.

The relationship between these two people is really troublesome enough, even Sakaguchi Ango or Oda Sakunosuke don't want to get involved.

"It's Tanaka-kun. Although he is not very good in various aspects, his loyalty can still be guaranteed."

"Eh--"

Shiinagawa was led by Osamu Dazai to walk in the direction of Hong Kong, Shiinagawa remembered the conversation with Mori Ogai a few days ago, his arm moved slightly, and subconsciously wanted to touch his eyes, but he thought that Osamu Dazai was still beside him, so he insisted. Lively hold back.

"Then what should I do after meeting Tanaka-kun?"

"Just shake hands, um, shake hands in a peaceful and friendly way, but don't crush the bones of the other party's hands."

"I wouldn't do such a thing. What kind of image do I have in Dazai's heart?"

Osamu Dazai walked to the bottom of the Hong Kong Hei Building but did not enter the door, but made a phone call. After a while, a young man ran down in a hurry.

Although the face looks very young, but the hairline has moved back a lot, even further back than Mori Ogai's hairline.

terrible.

"Mr. Dazai... really... really want to do it?"

The young man named Tanaka-kun looked at Shiinagawa tremblingly. The other party is still very famous in Hong Kong and black. After doing this kind of thing, he really won't be retaliated afterwards, and he will be beaten at night with a sap.

"Okay, okay, hurry up."

Osamu Dazai grabbed the opponent's arm and dragged towards Shiinagawa, but the opponent still didn't dare to disobey the order of his superiors, so he had to reluctantly stretch out his hand to shake Shiinagawa's hand.

Shiinagawa held that hand, secretly anticipating what would happen next.

As a result... nothing happened.

He has no pain in his waist, his legs are not weak, and he is in good physical condition. However, Tanaka-kun on the opposite side seems to have seen something terrible. After consulting his superiors, he hurriedly left. During the period, he gave Shiinagawa an apologetic look .

Shiinagawa:?

Shiinagawa, who really didn't feel any change, asked Dazai Osamu.

"too……"

However, he froze as soon as he spoke, because it was not a voice he was familiar with, the voice was high and softer, like... just like a girl's voice.

Shiinagawa silently took out his mobile phone, turned on the mirror function in the mobile phone, and the person reflected in it was both familiar and unfamiliar, it was his face but with certain changes.

I see, no wonder Dazai said that he might be angry.

Shiinagawa seemed to be calm, but in fact his trembling hands revealed his inner unrest, not only a little restless, but a volcanic shock.

And Osamu Dazai looked very excited, he took a step back to prevent physical contact.

"Isn't this perfect? ​​If Shiina wants to do it, she can still become a beautiful girl!"

Yes, this is Tanaka-kun's ability, a non-harmful ability.

But Shiinagawa was not angry, it is better to say that he feels very fresh now, this kind of experience is not common, so Shiinagawa calmed down after the initial shock, and even had the mood to appreciate his face.

"Let me think about it, by the way, the opportunity is rare, Shiina, let's go on a date!"

In this atmosphere, Shiinagawa's only thought was - Dazai, don't you have to go to work?

The author has something to say: Osamu Dazai: I’m going to play a prank on you

Shiinagawa: Come on, come on, come on!

Shiina-kun who has a bad idea today