Are you with Dazai today?

Shiinagawa moves the body, the girl's strength will be smaller than before, but the body is more flexible than before, there are advantages and disadvantages.

If Ango Sakaguchi saw the current Shiinagawa, he might suspect that he was hallucinating on the spot. No, no, generally speaking, no matter who finds out that he has become a girl, he will not be as calm as Shiinagawa.

The first thing that comes to mind is what will happen to Osamu Dazai's job if he goes on a date, and the second thing that comes to mind is the change in combat power. In a sense, this person is really hopeless.

"It's okay, just talk to Mr. Sen, it's not the first time anyway."

Yes, indeed, although it is impolite to think so, but if the object is Dazai, if you work hard every day, people may wonder if the sky is falling and the end of the world is coming.

It would be better to say that Osamu Dazai worked hard instead of fishing and paddling across the eight oceans.

"Hmm, do I need to invite other people on a date? I think it will be more fun if everyone goes together... Besides, I'm not very good at entertainment equipment, so maybe it will spoil your interest."

Anyway, Shiinagawa has Osamu Dazai’s [Disqualification in the World] supernatural ability, so Shiinagawa doesn’t panic, the body will change back sooner or later, why not take the opportunity to experience the fun of gender conversion, and then Shiinagawa saw Osamu Dazai looking at him expressionlessly .

Shiinagawa: ...

"What... what's wrong?"

He felt a little uneasy in his heart, Dazai Osamu looked at him as if saying 'ah, this person is hopeless', which made him puzzled.

"Just me and you, the two of us, say what you don't want to say now."

It's so strange, it was Osamu Dazai who proposed it first, but now he seems to be the one who seems reluctant. If Shiinagawa gives an affirmative answer, maybe someone will breathe a sigh of relief.

"I'm not reluctant. If it's Dazai, I'd be more than happy to invite me to a place outside the solar system."

"...No, no, there is still no way to invite people outside the solar system."

Shiinagawa was a little bit disappointed when he heard what Osamu Dazai said, and he still had some expectations that Osamu Dazai would invite him to the universe.

"Although Dazai invites me whenever, I will welcome it, but why so suddenly?"

Osamu Dazai has already thought of an excuse, as long as the excuse for Shiinagawa sounds logical, in short, in front of the people close to him, Shiinagawa is super easy to fool, he will believe what he says, and he will not ask too much .

"If you think about it, I haven't dated a girl until now. It's been 18 years. I'm too miserable. I usually invite ladies who always happily agree at first, but then I cry and say I'm big. The liar' is either going to die with me with a knife."

Having said that, Osamu Dazai shrugged his shoulders.

"Obviously I didn't do anything, it's superficial to fall in love with someone just by looking at her face."

Older than Osamu Dazai, who has never held a girl's hand so far, but actually likes someone with Osamu Dazai's face very much: I feel that I have been connoted.

Hmm, although it is him, even if Dazai becomes a chaotic mass with no fixed shape, or the limbs of the body are glued together without skin wrapping, a pink lump of blood that will flow out of a quiver is acceptable, But if you have to say it, Shiinagawa still likes Osamu Dazai's face very much.

This can be regarded as one of the few beautiful things that can be seen in Shiinagawa's aesthetics. Even if only one of his eyes can see things, the things in the field of vision still have not changed. So, all you see is a terrible sight.

"But ah, the only bad thing is that you can't hold hands, woo, can a date without holding hands be called a date!!"

Shiinagawa stared at Osamu Dazai, and the stared person on the opposite side exhausted his willpower to stop himself from trying to avoid Shiinagawa's sight.

Is it really too far-fetched? Although it is not impossible to give a more reasonable reason, Dazai Osamu's usually dexterous tongue will start to tie knots when it meets Shiinagawa, and Dazai Osamu will give Dazai Osamu one of the few consciences he believes. Brings a little bit of guilt.

However, Shiinagawa didn't say anything, he just looked around for a while, and finally locked on a [-]-yen store, and when Shiinagawa came out of the [-]-yen store, he had a black ribbon on his hand.

He tied a bow on his left wrist, and gently tossed the other side of the ribbon to Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai caught the ribbon subconsciously, and then looked at the ribbon with a complicated expression, as if he was about to stare a hole out of it.

"what happened?"

"No, although I don't care, Shiina, don't you think this is a bit strange, even though I don't care."

"I don't care" I said it twice, Shiinagawa thought like this, it seems that he is quite concerned about this matter, but in Shiinagawa's opinion, this method is quite good, instead of holding hands, it can prevent getting lost, Dazai Could he be disliking the color of the ribbon?But the black ribbon is still pretty.

Shiinagawa, who felt that there was no problem, nodded to Osamu Dazai very positively.

"I don't think it's a problem."

"Well... Shiina, if you have no problem, then I will be fine."

Osamu Dazai was holding the other end of the ribbon with a smile. He didn't know if it was Shiinagawa's illusion, but he felt that Osamu Dazai's smile was a bit forced.

"It looks like a leash."

No wonder Osamu Dazai wanted to be crooked, it is really weird to wrap one end of the ribbon around the wrist and tie a bow, and then be held by someone at the other end. It's not ribbons, but handcuffs, and it's not Shiinagawa, but traitors and spies.

It's really weird, but if Shiina has no objection, he must have no problem... definitely no problem!

Osamu Dazai, who has played galgame and read various types of novels, including those that can be read by children and those that cannot be read by children, thought so.

"Is Dazai a dog pie or a cat pie?"

"Huh? Why are you asking this kind of question suddenly? There is no doubt that it must be cat pie, because when you see a dog, it will bark loudly, and it is very fond of activities. Most of them are scary big..."

Osamu Dazai listed the reasons for hating dogs one by one.

"Really, I'm a little sorry..."

Osamu Dazai:?

Seeing Dazai Osamu's puzzled gaze, Shiinagawa exit explained.

"Because when I was chatting with Mr. Ango before, the other party said that I am more like a dog than a cat."

Oh hoo.

Osamu Dazai looked away awkwardly, how should I put it, even Dazai Osamu couldn't handle Shiinagawa's question speech sometimes, he could take all kinds of questions from Shiinagawa and even cause rebound damage , in Osamu Dazai's cognition, there is only Oda Sakunosuke who fits well with Shiinagawa in radio waves.

"It's... that's right, but Shiina's name is a bit big as a dog, but it doesn't yell loudly at all, and it won't disappear casually."

Osamu Dazai felt that he must be crazy, and it would be very strange for a third person to come and listen to their conversation, and maybe he would think it was some kind of weird interest.

Even with Osamu Dazai's thick skin, it would be difficult to talk about it, but Shiinagawa seemed to not know what shyness was, and he didn't understand Dazai Osamu's inner thoughts at all. He tilted his head and leaned closer to Osamu Dazai's ear.

Shiinagawa is very close, but the distance is well controlled, so that it will not cause the situation where the body of Osamu Dazai will be invalidated. After all, Dazai seems to want to let him date him when he becomes a girl. rather than her original gender.

He said a word softly, causing Dazai Osamu to be in a trance for a moment, and this skill also has its own paralysis effect.

Osamu Dazai heard Shiinagawa's breath in his ear, and he said "woof."

The author has something to say: what am I writing (trance)

Dazai Osamu: love is perfunctory

Shiinagawa: ... (guilty)

Leader Zai: Laugh to death

[Chris]: What a shame.

Tina: LOL

[Mysterious Friend L]: Laughing...ah no, who said looking at faces is superficial? !You are discriminatory, discriminatory!