Are you with Dazai today?

Osamu Dazai: ￥#@&...%!

Osamu Dazai lost his language ability for a while, and the data in his head was a mess of garbled characters. He didn't know what to say for a while. At this time, he should usually play jokes as usual. If you like it, you can continue to lead this topic, and if you don't like it, leave no trace Changing the subject without any hassle, in short, no matter what kind of monsters and ghosts came, Dazai Osamu has never been at a disadvantage in terms of language.

Although he does often say things like "Be my dog", "Chu is also my dog" and "Chu also come to me" and other questions to Nakahara Chuya, but those are all wrong. The teasing of the pleasing little dwarf doesn't mean that Shiinagawa can stand it!

It's as if Mr. Mori doesn't like loli and starts to like mature big sisters, which is shocking to the pupils.

What does he mean, what does Shiinagawa mean, is it intentional or unintentional, no no, even Shiina would not say such a thing unconsciously, right? !

It's really crazy, either he is crazy or Shiinagawa is crazy, anyway, one of them must be crazy today.

Osamu Dazai subconsciously wanted to push Shiinagawa's head away, but when he raised his hand halfway, he thought that Shiinagawa was still in a state of being given a supernatural power, if he bumped into the other party casually, his supernatural power would be [ Disqualification in the world] will automatically invalidate the supernatural power applied to Shiinagawa.

After all, what does he mean? !hateful!

"Huh? Why didn't Dazai leave? Are you tired?"

When Osamu Dazai was thinking crazy and disconnected, Shiinagawa had automatically moved away from his body and walked forward as if nothing had happened. He turned his head and looked at the behind.

ah! ! !Really, it's like this again, anyway, only I care about it every time.

Shiinagawa is a big idiot who can't read the air at all. Osamu Dazai has re-read it countless times in the real world and in the inner world. If the language can be recorded, this sentence may rank among the top three times he uttered it. bit.

Shiinagawa just watched Dazai Osamu's anger level seem to have risen suspiciously.

Shiinagawa:?

What's going on, what did he do just now, he didn't realize it at all.

Osamu Dazai couldn't guess what the other party was thinking when he saw Shiinagawa's hesitant to speak. Sometimes he wanted to open Shiinagawa's head to see what was inside. You said you can detect other people's emotions so quickly , it stands to reason that the emotional intelligence should be very high, but why, Shiinachuan, this person, can't detect anything? !

"No, let's go, go to the amusement park."

Osamu Dazai was quite familiar with Shiinagawa's character, he quickly adjusted his emotions, turned around and was a good Dazai with a smile on his face, of course, if he ignored his words that jumped out word by word.

"Oh."

Shiinagawa walked more than half a step behind Dazai Osamu, which would not make the limited length of the ribbon tense, and could also deal with various emergencies, although Shiinagawa felt that there would be no urgent emergencies, But it's better to be careful just in case.

Osamu Dazai glanced at Shiinagawa's movements, but did not speak.

Since today is not any day of the weekend, there are relatively few people in the amusement park. Shiinagawa is quite satisfied with this environment. He doesn't like places with more people at any time, but he is at the entrance of the amusement park. I saw unexpected characters.

It was the old father Sakunosuke Oda and his five children. The other party obviously noticed Shiinagawa and Dazai Osamu, and just about to say hello, his eyes stopped on Shiinagawa.

Oda Sakunosuke's pupils are slightly dilated, which can be said to be Oda Sakunosuke's pupil earthquake, because the woman next to Dazai Osamu looks too much like Shiinagawa no matter how she looks, and her female features are too obvious. Some people will be blinded to think that this person is a man.

He hesitated for a moment, because there is a saying that if you disturb someone's love, you will be kicked by a horse, a man and a woman, or a dating place like an amusement park, no matter how you look at it, it will not just stay in the relationship of ordinary friends.

Oda Sakunosuke didn't intend to bother those two, but Dazai Osamu took the initiative to say hello to Oda Sakunosuke.

"Yeah, Odasaku, it's really unusual to bring children to play on weekdays."

"What a coincidence to meet Sakunosuke-san in such a place."

Shiinagawa looked at the faint black air entwined around Oda Sakunosuke and the five children, and frowned slightly. Have you seen this kind of thing on Mr. Sakunosuke before?

Hearing the familiar title, Oda Sakunosuke felt even more shocked inside, but the shock still didn't show on the surface.

"Are you Shiina... Shiinagawa's older sister or younger sister?"

He looked at the black ribbon that Osamu Dazai didn't intend to hide at all, and finally couldn't hold back the doubts in his heart.

"Ah, no, I'm Shiinagawa."

Hmm... So that's the case, no wonder he said that this person looks so much like Shiinagawa, it turned out to be Shiinagawa himself.

wrong!

At first, he thought it wasn't Shiinagawa because the person in front of him was shorter, his facial lines were softer, and he didn't have an Adam's apple. Let alone the other things, is the disguise technique so advanced that he can change his height?

Dazai Osamu looked at Oda Sakunosuke with a confused face, he didn't show it on his face, but actually held back a smile in his heart, seeing Oda Sakunosuke's expression like this is as rare as winning the first prize.

"This is some kind of ability that can change gender. Dazai wanted to date a girl but he couldn't find a suitable one so he made me a girl."

"Eh—that's it."

It sounds reasonable at first glance, but why does it feel so wrong?

Oda Sakunosuke didn't notice that the expression of the child beside him changed from curious to speechless at the beginning.

"It's amazing, is the gender really switched?"

"Of course, I've confirmed it. It's true. Otherwise, Mr. Sakunosuke, you can feel it. It's definitely not a filler like silica gel."

Osamu Dazai: Cough cough cough!

After hearing this sentence, Oda Sakunosuke took a step back in fright.

"I'll forget it, it's sexual harassment."

It was only then that Shiinagawa realized what he was doing. According to the standards of a woman, what he did just now was like a slut, he said with a little apology.

"I'm sorry, but I'm still thinking from the perspective of the past, and I caused trouble for Mr. Sakunosuke."

Sakule, who had been staring at Shiinagawa, ran over and grabbed Shiinagawa by the corner of his clothes.

"Is it the prince?"

Shiinagawa squatted down and looked at the little girl.

"It's not Prince, it's Shiinagawa."

Sakule hugged Shiinagawa's neck happily.

"That's Lord Prince, Shiinagawa is Lord Prince, Lord Prince is Shiinagawa!"

Faced with the little guy's words, Shiinagawa was a little distressed, Kosaki seemed to unilaterally regard him as a prince and couldn't change it, why did it become like this.

Osamu Dazai, who was next to Shiinagawa, coughed heavily to express his dissatisfaction with his date abandoning him to talk to other girls.

Fortunately, this time, Shiinagawa's brainwaves matched Osamu Dazai's thoughts, and he gently tugged on the ribbon.

Really, what's your rivalry with children?

After Saku Le came over, Shiinagawa could better observe the black air wrapped around the little girl's body. It was not a mist-like thing, but thick and constantly changing like a liquid.

Generally speaking, if you see it, you can understand the essence of it, but this black thing... Shiina Chuan thinks he should know, but the memory is vague and he can't find anything about the black 'liquid' part.

And... Are there too many monsters around Sakunosuke and the others?Although they were all little monsters who couldn't do any real damage, Shiinagawa still remembered this scene in his heart.

There is always a bad feeling, I hope his intuition is wrong, anyway, let's study what that black thing is first.

"Then let's go first."

Oda Sakunosuke's sudden words woke up Shiinagawa from his own thoughts.

"Hey, is Sakunosuke-san leaving now?"

"Yes, we came in the morning, and the children are almost tired."

Indeed, if you take a closer look, except for Oda Sakunosuke, the faces of the other five children are more or less tired.

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...then, Mr. Sakunosuke...have a good trip?"

Shiinagawa held back for a long time and popped out such a sentence.

"Ah."

Except for Sakule who reluctantly pulled Shiinagawa, the rest of the little guys said goodbye to Shiinagawa and Osamu Dazai very politely, and finally the little girl looked back at Shiinagawa three times when she left. This made Shiinagawa wonder if he had done something unintentionally that caused Saku Le to have such a high opinion of him.

Moreover, the other party still firmly believes that he is a "prince" or something, should he be said to be a child.

"Leaving your date aside and chatting with others so happily, it's not—ashamed—it's Shiina."

It was different from the tone when he said "as expected of Shiina" before, the old yin and yang became angry, and he didn't hide it at all, telling Shiinagawa clearly that he was angry.

Shiinagawa looked at Dazai Osamu helplessly, and felt a little amused by the other party's sudden temper.

"Didn't you agree to go to the amusement park together? Then the rest of the day will be yours. What are you still fussing about with the kids?"

If you ask him to say that although Osamu Dazai is an adult, his mental age is only about ten years old, twelve at most, no more.