Sakata Gintoki's Harem Cultivation

"Zhenxuan Group, routine inspection!"

With a high-pitched shout, the not-so-strong door of Wanshiwu finally lived up to expectations and fell to the ground with a bang.

With a cigarette in his mouth, Tufang looked around murderously at the clean [Fog], where he could see the [Dark Fog] at a glance. .Murasa "swiped" out of the sheath, aiming at Gintoki who was lying on the sofa with "JUMP" covering his face, not sure if he was asleep or not.

"Master's! Get up for me!"

"Ah, isn't this Duo Chuan-kun? Sure enough, it's spring, so Duo Chuan-kun is also starting to twitter." Yinshi slowly took off the "JUMP" on his face, revealing a disheveled silver curly hair. Mao He had a pair of scarlet dead fish eyes that seemed half awake, "As a tax thief, shouldn't he be the most aware that destroying legal residences needs to be blamed?"

Just when Hijikata wanted to show off his majesty [Dark Fog], he roared back Yin Shi's remarks full of flaws everywhere, a youthful but malicious voice suddenly sounded behind him: "What Dana said It was so right, so I reluctantly helped Mr. Hijikata make a mistake."

Earth Fang was startled, and subconsciously jumped to the side, and suddenly a big hole filled with green smoke appeared on the ground where he was standing.Downstairs, Grandma Dengshi and Catherine cursed loudly immediately.

"Ah, Hijikata-san is really lucky!" Sougo looked regretful, and threw the cannon out of the different dimension back into the different dimension.

"Zou Wu, you brat! How can you repair it!" Hijikata gritted his teeth.Murasa's cold light flashed, and Hijikata rushed up to fight with Okita.

Okita dealt with it very easily, with an expression of indifference.But when he saw Yinshi staring blankly at the big hole in the floor, he suddenly said again: "Nah Dana, don't worry, what about that hole..." Before he could finish speaking, he was affected by the fight between the two of them. The chair that arrived fell out of the hole with a bang.Hearing the "ouch" and "ouch", it seemed that Dengshi and Catherine were hit.

Yinshi had a horrific expression of remarriage, and yelled at the edge of the cave: "Hey, old woman, are you still alive!? Oh, it's great if you're still alive! No, no, no, it's not Yinsang's fault. Such a 'good thing' is of course only done by the tax thieves of the Shinsengumi! Oh, you damn old woman Yin-sang, what I said is true! So don't break your promise! Promise to give Yin-sang Sang's [-]% discount coupon can't be pulled out after being digested by the food in the stomach! Hey, hey, old woman, why are you throwing shoes at Yinsang..."

At some point, Hijikata and Sougo miraculously stopped pinching each other.With a black line on his face, Tufang let out a "tow", and lit his cigarette again: "Hey, from Wanshiwu! [-]% off coupons are not important at all! I received a report that there are rogues appearing in your place, you Just come with us and accept the investigation!"

Yinshi raised his head, picked his nose and said "baji" and bounced it out: "Mr. Duochuan, Yinsang doesn't like to hear that. How can you say that the [-]% off coupon is not important! That's from a dessert shop. And it’s [-]% off! What does [-]% off mean to a MADAO like Yinsang? You didn’t make it, did you? As a tax thief, I never need to worry about such things. I am worried about the future fate of this country! Since you don’t care about money, please pay Yinsang well! Including furniture loss, mental loss, delayed wages, utilities, rent..."

"You bastard, don't push your nose and face with natural rolls! Who is Duochuan Jun! How can dessert shop coupons be as practical as those from mayonnaise shops! By the way, I'm about to get diabetes and eat desserts like crazy Isn't this handing the knife to the murderer who wants to kill!" Tu Fang was furious, "What are you talking about like a country mother! You are just a good-for-nothing uncle! There are other compensations Forget it, delayed wages!? Utility bills!? Rent!? Nima, do you think I’m a brainless bastard who builds ATMs for girlfriends for free?”

"Mr. Duochuan, you have to understand that dog food like mayonnaise doesn't need coupons! There is a fundamental difference between having diabetes and eating desserts and handing a knife to someone who wants to kill someone! One is suicide and the other is murder! But seeing you caring so much about your mother’s diabetic mother is still very gratifying, so for this sake, I’ll give you a [-]% discount! As for the deferred work fee, utility bill Rent, this is called a chain effect, if the floor is broken, silver mulberry needs to be repaired, work will be delayed, there will be no income, and utility bills cannot be paid. Rent and other miscellaneous expenses..."

"Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, you bastard! Go cut up my belly!" Hijikata, who couldn't say anything, could only choose to glare at him and swear at him, thinking whether to pick up the knife and just chop this guy up. I was always worried about him and was so angry that I was half dead.

Yamazaki, who had been silently turning on his stealth skills, was thoughtful.The deputy chief and Dana really have a good understanding!Both of them can accurately find every slot in each other's long-winded words and refute them.Although the deputy chief's nonsense [strike out] is completely inferior to Dan Na's can only be eaten to death or something...

"Ah, Mr. Hijikata has a low IQ because he eats dog food, so I can't tell, but I am a person who eats normal food." A sharp flash of red eyes flashed, and successfully attracted the attention of the two of them, "Danna is changing the subject all the time, why don't you explain something about the barbarians? There are also Mr. Glasses and the strange girl. Not here, maybe I went to help hide it! This is a felony, Dana!"

Hijikata's complexion changed, and it became gloomy, but he didn't say anything, just stared at Yinshi closely.

Yinshi didn't change his face, but lowered his head slightly, his messy bangs covered his eyes, "Yin-sang, I'm a good citizen who abides by the law, so I won't do anything illegal! Xinbaji and Kagula If so, you all know that spring is here, but the two of you are holding hands and heading towards some incredible journey!"

Yamazaki Fuua: But then your lies are too clumsy!Not to mention that we in the Shinsengumi have all seen you fighting like a child. You don’t look like a law-abiding citizen. Let’s talk about Shinpachi and Kagura, how can a pair of glasses be with a rabbit? !

Yamazaki, who was thinking like this, shook his head, and was thinking about whether their captain of the first team would say something nice for Dan at that time, Sougo said: "Since Dana said that... the Shinsengumi has been withdrawn." !"

Nani! ?Yamazaki's eyeballs were about to fall out.

Tu Fang even jumped at the crossroads on his forehead: "Who is the deputy chief! Shouldn't I be the one to issue this order!" Deputy chief, are you sure you got the point right...

Yinshi breathed a sigh of relief imperceptibly.

When everyone in the Shinsengumi turned around and was about to leave, Gintoki's bedroom suddenly heard the sound of objects colliding with objects such as "bang", "bang" and "crack" and shouts of "Ouch!", "Ah!", "Oh!" Pain.

Yin Shi: "..." These three are brainless!

Tufang: "..." What the hell, the master of everything has really done something good again!

Zouwu: "..." I knew it.

Gintoki sensed Hijikata and Sougo's intention to enter the bedroom, and his expression immediately changed, from distorted to gentle enough to squeeze water out of, and his voice became extremely flattering: "Mi Masai, you two! Spring, you all know it too! When spring comes to Dingchun, it’s very lonely to be alone, so Yinsang, who is considerate, finds a companion for it, so it’s normal for them to make some noises in Yinsang’s bedroom. of……"

Before Hijikata and Sougo could say anything, the girl's high-profile retort sounded in the bedroom: "Yin-chan, you are lying, Alu! Dingchun, he went to play with Mary next door early in the morning to play with Alu! There is also Xin Baji And wigs! You two ecstasy villains, get up from this queen! This queen's breasts are so crushed by you Alu Aru!"

"It's not a wig, it's a wig!"

"Kagula sauce is not used for ecstasy! Are you sure you really know what it means? And Kagula, you don't need to press your chest! Then again, why did you say that in the last sentence? Twice! Mr. Gui should stop being obsessed with what to call him at this time! Get up quickly is the kingly way!"

"It's not Gui, it's the wig... son! I can't get up even if the hem of the skirt is pressed down!"

"You paused between the wig and the pony just now, didn't you definitely pause! Sure enough, being called a wig has become a habit, even if you add another 'pie', it can't cover up this fact! Why am I obsessed with the name too! So Mr. Gui, you better get up quickly!"

……

It’s not lively.

Hijikata and Sougo repeated in a daze, "Mr. Gui...?" Yinshi's face was horrified.

In the next second, Hijikata picked up Murasa, and Okita picked up the cannon that escaped from another dimension again and rushed towards the bedroom.

"Gui Xiaotaro! You can't escape!"

"If I catch you, I'll be the deputy chief! You'd better catch you without a fight!"

……

more lively.

Yinshi covered his face: "Ah? When did the Wanshiwu become so lively? Sure enough, Yinshi was in a dream, maybe Yinsang woke up in the wrong way! Then let's have another sleep!"

Self-hypnotized, Yin Shi lay back on the sofa, closed his eyes, and pulled "JUMP" over his face.

0.5 seconds later—

"You girls! This is Wanshiwu, Yinsang, my place is not some messy juggling troupe, how can I fix it!" Yinshi exploded, throwing "JUMP" on the ground, "When spring comes, I will tweet Qing bastards are all going to die for Yinsang!"

Yin Shi, who quickly rushed into the bedroom, was about to fully open the S attribute to abuse these war 5 slags [Big Fog], but he was helplessly petrified after seeing the situation inside.

The five people who were frozen turned their heads to look at him at the same time.

Earth Fang struggled to speak out: "This woman... is your lover?"

Yinsang looked at the unknowingly cute wig whose hair was ripped apart, her face was messed up, her clothes were messy, and her exposed white collarbone was ambiguously and clearly dotted with red stars. Voice.

"Ah?"