Sakata Gintoki's Harem Cultivation

"Tell me! Is this woman your lover?" Hijikata gritted his teeth, and finally stopped the urge to call a bitch directly.

Sougo's background was blackened, but he himself kept a childlike innocent smile, and then he pointed the cannon on his shoulders at Gui: "I didn't expect there to be someone more annoying than Mr. Hijikata! Dogs, men and women Sure enough, go and die!"

Yinshi was sweating profusely, and he didn't care to think about what happened last night and why when he faced Hijikata and Sougo, he felt guilty like a husband whose wife broke his adultery, and hurriedly explained loudly: "No, no, no! Absolutely not! This is definitely not Yinsang's lover! Believe me, Mina!"

"Fart your mother!" Tufang couldn't help but swear, "You're blind! The strawberry on your neck is bitten by a mosquito! Baga!"

Yinshi's eyes lit up: "Ah, that's right, it was bitten by mosquitoes! It's not like you don't know that the Wanshiwu is stuffy and hot—"

"Yeah, it's stuffy and hot until spring, so there will be mosquitoes!?" Sougo smiled and pointed the cannon at Yintoki, "Irresponsible adulterers should die even more!"

"Sack of bridge beans! Calm down, Soichirou-kun!" Yin Shi panicked, with an expression on his face that was about to cry, "No, it's Yin-sang who needs to calm down more now! Time machine, time machine! First, find time How can a machine be repaired!"

"Your nerves about calmness have been swallowed by the black hole! This is the time machine where the silver **** is not Dora [beep——] Meng! Ah, no, this is not the time to use my spitting skills! Kagu Ra-chan, let's go!" After saying Shinpachi, Kagura who was still curiously studying the red spot on the wig's neck rushed out the door.

"If you have this speed when practicing swordsmanship, you won't be reduced to a pair of glasses!" Gintoki looked at Shinpachi and Kagura who had disappeared, and said with emotion.

"You should first care about how your own died!" Following Hijikata's angry words came a cold knife light.

"Damn it!" Yin Shi was startled, and hurriedly dodged to the side, but because he didn't see the direction clearly before, he threw himself on Gui.

"Hiss—you are so heavy in silver!"

"This is a good time to finish you two dogs and men!"

Gui and Sougo spoke at the same time.

And when Sougo's cannon was ready to fire, Gintoki was still lying on Gui's body, motionless.

It wasn't because of a sudden problem with his unusually good reflex nerves, but because when he was lying on Gui's body, a familiar picture suddenly flashed in his mind.

In the picture, he is also lying on Gui's body like this, both of them are disheveled, their faces are flushed, and their eyes are blurred... The point is that he is still gnawing on Gui's collarbone to grow strawberries!

"Ah!" Yin Shi covered his face.

"Ah!" It was Gui who hugged Yinshi and rolled to the side, just in time to avoid the dangerous shot, their positions also fell up and down.

"Ahhh, it was escaped by you couple." Sougo looked at Gintoki and Katsura, who were always hugging each other tightly and pretending to die for love [extra heavy fog]. I'll do my best to make a few more rounds!"

Hey, where are you reluctant to do it? It's obviously a lot of fun, you shaking S!

Yinshi rolled his eyes, and just about to speak, another cannon shot came unexpectedly, he could only hug Gui and roll on and on.

"You damned fish-eyed bastard! Do you think you belong to the demolition team! You scared away all my mother's guests!" Deng Shi's yelling and cursing were loud, and it seemed that she really couldn't stand the arrogant group of people. There was a man, and he rushed over murderously stepping on wooden clogs.

Yinshi suddenly seemed to see a savior: "The old woman, come and save Yinsang! Yinsang and the wig [crossed out] are going to be bombarded to death!"

"It's not a wig, it's a wig! Gintoki, you have already explained what you want to strike out!"

"At this time, you still care about those three or two words with me!"

"All of you, please be quiet!!!!" Deng Shi's increased decibels successfully calmed down everyone in the room, "This is not the street! What kind of stories do urban management and peddlers have to tell, Bagaya Road! "

"Old woman, we are not as lethal as the urban management. We are just small policemen. It is normal for the police to enforce the law!" The general manager smiled as innocently as a child.

How naive your sister is!Brother will cry, oh, I will cry!Author, your brain hole is too big!Look at his background, it's a black hole! Black hole!What kind of white tomorrow is waiting for us? The white hole is simply not comparable to it!Silver time lasagna tears.

Deng Shi smiled coldly when he heard the words, and tapped the cigarette pouch on Yinshi's head casually: "How dare you think I'm blind! The scene of the Wanshiwu crime will never be made by a dead boy alone. Yes! And you said it was law enforcement, well, the old woman should listen carefully, what kind of law did the damn boy commit, and made the two police officers worth such a big fight!"

The gazes of Sougo and Toshi met in the air, and they began to fight each other.

Yinshi just remembered that Dengshi is one of the four kings of Kabukicho after all, and the S-shaking attribute is absolutely indispensable. When these two S-shaking stars meet, what kind of moth will come out of it!The most urgent task is to get rid of this tense atmosphere! How can it be repaired!

"Arnold, Mi Masai! I'm really sorry to disturb you two! But can you listen to Yinsang!" Yinshi stood up from the ground with a flattering smile, walked between Sougo and Dengshi, and put the two of them together. Separated, "Actually, in the final analysis, the crux of the matter lies in the relationship between Yinsang and the wig! If it is the kind of money that is paid for a night, it really needs to be brought to the bureau to educate whether the money given is too little question……"

Tufang, who had always had a stinky face but secretly raised his ears, lost his temper all of a sudden.Who will arrest you just to discuss whether the overnight money is less, you bastard!But when Yinshi said "but", Tufang suddenly became nervous, and his ears quietly pricked up.

"However, Yin-san and Wig are not related in that way." Yinshi glanced at Hijikata and Sougo from the corner of his eye, and sighed imperceptibly, "We two, but The relationship of lovers! Even though Eun-san is Madao, she is also someone who longs for a family!"

Zongwu paused, looked at Yinshi in a daze, then lowered his sad eyes slightly, and murmured: "This... so..."

Dengshi was surprised at first, then glanced at the four of them strangely, and laughed as if he suddenly understood something: "Pfft, what an interesting eight o'clock file!"

"No road game! If you want to watch the eight o'clock file, just lie on the sofa and show respect for the TV!" Tufang looked irritated and scratched his hair impatiently, "Zongwu, it's time to go back to the village to report work!" Said Wan didn't care if Sougo followed or not, picked up Murasa and walked towards the door, accidentally tripped over.He never looked back.

Sougo was rarely silent, and followed Hijikata out.

Seeing this, Dengshi shook his head: "Tsk tsk tsk, evil fate!" Then he also walked out, and did not forget to tell him, "Remember to fix the floor, bastard!"

Yin Shi is also very irritable now, he waved his hands indiscriminately, "I know, I know! Menopausal old women are long-winded!"

When the sound of footsteps gradually disappeared, and finally everything became quiet, Gintoki sighed, as if he was relieved, but also as if he was helpless.He turned his head, looked at Gui who was still in a state of surprise, and suddenly felt a bit of a stomachache, "Hey, wig. You should respond to Yinsang's words!"

"It's not a wig, it's a wig!" Gui said with a serious face, and then his expression became cute in an instant: "Arnuo, Yinshi, what are you referring to?"

"How can it be repaired." Yinshi raised his forehead, "Although Yinsang took advantage of you, but it is true that Yinsang is at a disadvantage when he becomes a lover with you!"

"Huh? Lover?" Gui repeated blankly, "With me? Why...is it so sudden!"

"Oh! Your reflex arc is definitely advocating to circle yourself three times! After what happened last night, don't you want to become lovers naturally? Although Yinsang is a bastard, I just happen to be responsible. One of the few bright spots!"

"Bridge bean sack! Silver, last night... did something happen to us?"

"Oh! Yinsang is wrong. Your reflex arc is not so long that it circles itself three times, but circles the earth! Then you will rush out of the solar system and run into the universe! What happened last night How can you tell the reserved (?) Yinsang! How can you tell Yinsang about the Babylonian cannon that uses Yinsang in the sauce! In the movie that is forbidden to watch under the age of 18 [beep—— —] Come here and [beep——] The same plot in the past, you think Yinsang will really tell it, how can you fix it!"

"But you still said the thing about Yinshi, but why I don't have the impression of this kind of thing?"

"So what if you say it out, you can't remember it all the same! Your nerves are so thick that you can't even feel it when someone [beeps——]? You don't really think that the marks on your neck were bitten by mosquitoes, do you?" Silver mulberry does not belong to mosquitoes! "

"It was you who bit me when I was not, but I still remember it, but is it because you dreamed that my neck was a red bean bread? I fell asleep after taking a few bites!"

"No matter how idiot I am... Eh?!?" Yin Shi, who was on the verge of going berserk, suddenly pressed the off button like a remote control doll, "Ah, you just said that Yin Sang gnawed on you a few bites and you will die." Go to sleep! Absolutely! What does that mean!"

"Huh? It's literally." Gui said he didn't understand, "Later, Yinshi, you probably fell asleep when you got drunk."

Yinshi slowly digested Gui's words, and the memory of last night, which was not fully recovered just now, gradually became clearer. .Then, he broke down: "So I cut off the red thread with my own hands for a memory that didn't exist at all!"

"Huh? Yinshi, what's the matter with you?" Gui looked at Yinshi who was madly grabbing the ground with his head, his face suddenly changed into a cute smile, "Although I still don't quite understand what happened, But when I heard Yinshi said that you want to be my lover, I was really happy, and I was a little excited when I thought about it!"

"Huh?" Yinshi stopped self-harm, and looked at Gui blankly with blood on his head.Is this guy enlightened?

"If it's a relationship of lovers who are closer than friends, then Yinshi, you will agree to me to participate in the anti-barbarian activities!" Gui clenched his fists, with an excited expression on his face that he was about to see the dawn of victory.

"In the dental bar...you can't expect too much from this idiot!" Yin Shi raised his forehead again.

but……

Gintoki quietly squinted at Gui who was tidying up the room cheerfully, with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

In fact, leaving aside the two points of brain damage and gender, this guy seems to be barely a suitable partner for starting a family!

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Ah ha ha!