Sakata Gintoki's Harem Cultivation

Gui Li confidently settled down in Wanshiwu.

During the day, he went to work, hosted anti-barbarian activities, and returned to the Wanshiwu on time at night. From nine to five every day, Yinshi was a little upset by the sight of a seemingly capable wife earning money to support a lazy and incompetent husband.But it was just a little upset, faster than being flushed away by the flush toilet.

"As a master of all things (not doing) things, you must have the consciousness to eat soft food!" Yin Shi said.

So where did that awareness come from?

But Yinshi was worried that Kagura and Xinbaji would object to Gui staying here, but he was worried in vain.Kagura even offered to live in the new Baji's dojo, although it was said to "prevent Aru from being polluted by the dirty adult world".Xin Baji didn't even make complaints about it, and even greeted Gui with an abnormal welcome.Probably because he felt that he could finally get rid of the title of housewife or something.

And Gui also lived up to Xin Baji's expectations and showed his best side in Wanshiwu.

However, we know that life as a JUMP hero is absolutely impossible to be smooth sailing.Even if it is a daily article, there will always be one or two items that make you a little trouble and treat it as fun.

For example, Gui, who always does things well (wu) clean (fa) pretty (zhi) and bright (shi), also likes to do things like throwing JUSTWE into the pot as a mayonnaise bottle and blowing up the entire kitchen.

Are you blind with a wig?Think of JUSTWE as a mayonnaise bottle?By the way, why is it mayonnaise? Isn’t that dog food? Is it really a man to throw it into the pot?Fourteen who got shot would cry, really cry!Even if you throw it in, there is no need to take the whole bottle with you! ——still from the voice of mystery.

In short, when I was in Yinshi, I often regretted picking up a bomb Kotaro, Xin Baji was often dishonored in disaster relief, Kagura often complained that the food tasted like dog food, and Gui often complained that it was too dirty and not like a samurai. (qiang) has the (cou) smell of (he) going on.

However, a few of them complained to each other and complained to each other, but in the eyes of others, it was a different scene: the flirting and scolding family of five and the happy and happy horse are the most annoying!

"Damn old woman, how did you see that we are getting along happily! Hurry up and bring Yinsauna wine!" Yin Shi looked displeased.

"You son of a bitch, if you have money to drink, why don't you pay my old lady the rent you owed last month, you bastard!" Despite scolding him, Deng Shi still brought him a good wine, "A man with a family is more Going out to get drunk is really worrying."

"Maybe the wine money was stolen from my wife too!" Catherine looked disdainful.

"It's you who stole the money, right!" Deng Shi slapped Catherine on the forehead.

"How could a kind-hearted little citizen like Yinsang steal his wife's money! It's not just some idiot's birthday, and the children at home are clamoring to have fun. Tch, what a hassle. I have to buy soba noodles. I have to buy For soba noodles, wouldn’t it be better to replace them with red bean noodles!” Yinshi mumbled towards the door while carrying the wine, “Ah, I almost forgot to say, the rent is still in arrears, it’s not just last month Did not pay."

"Go eat it, you son of a bitch! Where else can you find red bean noodles? How can I repair it!!"

Tengshi swiftly took off the clogs on his feet and threw them at Yintoki, and finally hit the door with a "slap".

"The stinky boy really needs someone to punish him severely." As he said this, Deng Shi had a clear smile on his face.

In the corner of the bar, a black figure moved.

Tufang returned to the place where he lived and threw himself into the sofa.

He was obviously alive and well, but at this moment, bursts of inexplicable headaches hit Tufang.As long as you close your eyes, the voice of that bastard Natural Jumbo who said this impatient but still slightly sweet voice will ring in your ears, like a curse, playing in the brain in a loop.

It was normal to patrol the street, but inexplicably came to the downstairs of Wanshiwu.In order not to look strange when he turned around and left suddenly, he had no choice but to enter Dengshi Bar, but he managed to meet that bastard.Who knows, just saw such a situation.

Tu Fang pressed the center of his eyebrows, sighing inwardly that something was wrong.

Before he knew it, that bastard had made him care to this extent.

"Mr. Hijikata is depressed because of a broken relationship? It's better for such a fragile person not to burden the world!" The familiar boy's voice sounded, followed by a cannon shot of course.

Hijikata, who was in a trance, could barely avoid it, and roared at Sougo: "You are the only one who has lost love, and your whole family has also lost love! Which eye of yours sees that I am weak! Even so, there is no need to shoot at my chrysanthemum [ Big Fog] Let's go!"

"Ah, Mr. Hijikata is right." Sougo put away the cannon, with an innocent expression on his face, "I am indeed broken in love, I am so sad! Hey, hey."

You don't look sad like that!Please respect the word lovelorn, please!It is said that the cry is spoken, so I don't understand it!Tufang rolled his eyes: "It's rare that that Chinese girl will be liked by other brats."

Zong Wu rolled his nostrils when he heard the words: "Who would like poor breasts, are you kidding me?"

"What is 'turning the nostrils'! It's fine if you don't want to roll your eyes like I do, but you can turn your nostrils if you want to! Did the author have such a big brain hole made by his friends? I mean, I want to do it for Mao. Stuck in such details! So who else will you fall in love with?"

"It's Dana~"

"So where did this Dana come from again... Huh!?" Hijikata's expression froze.

"Although Mr. Hijikata's IQ is indeed questionable, he must have hearing problems too! Sure enough, you gave up treatment to make room for me?"

Tufang stared, his eyes were about to split open, his mouth was open, he wanted to say something but didn't know what to say.

"That's why I know Hijikata-san likes Dana."

"Because, I often see myself in the mirror, with the same eyes as Hijikata-san."

Tufang suddenly felt that he had nothing to say.

He sat back heavily on the sofa again, smoked in silence, and started a new round of puffing.The outline of his stern face was faintly visible in the smog, and for some reason, he suddenly felt a little weak.

"It's really embarrassing, Mr. Hijikata." Sougo stopped looking at him, turned around and walked outside, stopped by the threshold, raised his head and looked at the little sunlight shining through his fingers, "You really are old, right? It's not the same age as me, the little devil in your mouth. But I'm still, so, no matter what, I want to give it a try. "

He put his hands down and let the bright sun hit his face.

"To be honest, I'm still very happy that Mr. Hijikata chose to give up. My sister's heart has been taken away by you, and I don't want to be taken away by you even Danna. In this way, I will lose a rival in love. As for the others, hehe . " Sou Wu's mouth slowly showed a bloody smile that was determined to win, "I will hehe and they look so happy."

Hey, your last sentence is obviously not in the same style as the previous ones!

The amount of earthwork support.

When Sougo's footsteps gradually disappeared, Hijikata slowly raised his head, looked at Sougo's disappearing back, and sighed.

Is it old?

maybe.

However, even when he was so-called younger, he still didn't have the courage to speak to the people he cared about.It's just that for Sanye, it's because he doesn't have the courage to allow himself to give her happiness, but for Yinshi...he doesn't have the courage to be rejected.

Tufang laughed at himself.

If they can clarify each other's intentions and support each other, then even if the whole world harbors deep malice towards them, then he will dare to confront them coldly and face the bleak life and dripping blood.

but.

but.

He couldn't do it. He went out of his way to please the other party when the other party already had a relationship partner and was indifferent to him.Maybe, even if he really took out his heart and lungs, that person would still find it fishy.

Such a thing, with the self-esteem and pride of his vice-chief Hijikata Shiro, he couldn't do it no matter what.

He was never the hot-blooded boy that Sougo was.

Tufang closed his eyes, feeling a splitting headache.

And in an unknown space in the universe——

"Jin Zhu, there's information from Edo coming from my subordinates." Wanqi Heshang's usually expressionless face showed a hint of hesitation, "Jin Zhu, you..."

Gao Shan, who was sitting on the edge of the bed admiring the moon, glanced at him slightly, smoked a cigarette, and said in a calm voice, "Have you seen it? Take it here."

Wanqi Heshang didn't say anything, just nodded and handed over a small piece of paper in his hand.

Gao Shan finished watching in silence, raised his head, and showed a contemptuous smile: "Yinshi, you are amazing, you fucked all my brothers."

Heshang Wanqi didn't have much effort to see Gao Shan's left hand, which wasn't holding a cigarette pouch, clenched into a fist, and the veins on the back of his hand were exposed. .

There was a long silence.

"Command, go to Edo."

"……Yes."

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Chapter 4 If your ex came to ask yourself which is better, you should throw your fist!

In the early morning, the sun is slightly drunk, hitting the house softly through the thin window paper.There is a sweet and greasy feeling in the air.

Gui fell asleep deeply in that terrifying sleeping position, but his right foot was resting on the pillow, and his left foot was resting on Yinshi's face.

... I really don't know how Gintoki endured this guy whose sleeping position is so bad that he can even sleep soundly.

Suddenly, Gui seemed to have been pressed a certain switch, and his eyes slowly became normal.He touched the JUSTWE alarm clock with a confused face, glanced at the time, and then collapsed——

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

As he said that, he jumped up and stomped heavily on Yinshi's face a few times, "Yinshi! The dawn has passed, and if you don't hurry up, you won't even be able to catch up with noon. How can you be so depraved as a samurai!"

Yinshi's whole face was distorted when he was stepped on, and he managed to get rid of Gui's magic foot, "Wig! Why are you so nervous in the early morning! It's Saturday today, shouldn't my husband who has been busy for a week get the rest he deserves?" What's more, I didn't know that your physical strength is so good that you are still alive and kicking. I should have known that you came a few more times last night. By the way, don't you have a backache?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Seeing that Yinshi woke up, Gui stopped his effective way of waking up and put on his clothes instead, "Yinshi, as a warrior, you can't just think about [beep—— —] Ah, and the little [beep——] is happy, but the big [beep——] hurts your body! What about the part-time job that was agreed? We are the men who are going to become the king of shemale!"

"Actually, it's because you want to be [beep——] that's why there are so many silencers! Is it true that the leader of the barbarians is silenced so frequently?" Yinshi lazily watched Gui put on his clothes, "and Yin Sang, don’t want to be a man with such a wretched title! So it’s Yin-sang from a parallel time and space who promised you to work part-time? There needs to be a limit to your brains!”

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui put on her clothes, and when she saw Yinshi squinting her eyes and looked like she was about to fall asleep again, she sat down on Yinshi's stomach without saying a word, "Don't sleep anymore, Gintoki! I let you [beep——] when you promised to go with me last night! You swear by your integrity! Gintoki, a samurai can’t just keep his word!”

"Hmph, you're the one who believes that Yinsang still has integrity, you're the brainless! You said the silenced words in this posture early in the morning, Sao Nian, do you want to have a shot!" Yinshi gritted his teeth and smiled, A force instantly turned his and Gui's positions upside down, looking at the defenseless Gui's eyes glowing red.

"It's not Sao Nian, it's Gui! With your strength in silver, I won't be able to go to the ladyboy shop today if you use it again! The Xixiang store with no ladyboys like this will go bankrupt!" Gui said righteously. , seriously criticizing Yin Shi.

"Oh? Why is there not a single ladyboy? Isn't there a lot of shop assistants in the Xixiang store? Isn't there a lot of Emei or something beautiful?" Sure enough, Yinshi grasped the point normally.

"That's not candy, how could it be possible to grab a lot of it. Recently, all the clerks got sick strangely, and one after another asked for leave and went to the hospital. Today, there is no one left, but it is said that some important person is coming. Playing. Xixiang-san was very anxious and promised to triple the salary, so I agreed for you. I think there must be something strange behind this matter. Yinshi, what do you think?"

"Three, three times the salary!? Qiaodou, this is not the point... Why is this f*cking not the point! This can buy three times as much chocolate parfait! What are you waiting for, wig, let's go! Ah yes , don’t teach Yinsang some weird Internet terms in the future!”

"Not a wig is Gui!"

So why does Lao Tzu sing RAP with this guy even though he wants to be dressed in pink and tender women's clothing!

Xiao Juanzi glanced at the wig next to him who was singing "JOY JOY", feeling powerless in his heart, and his movements were extremely stiff.

"Heyman! What'sup! Cheek! My rap buddy, comeonyo!"

Please, are you ignoring the kimono on your body as Sho?

If there were not so many guests in the audience, Xiaojuanzi would have rushed to the domestic violence with a flick of the pink skirt.

So why are there so many guests in the audience even if there are only small papers and wigs!The little paper collapsed again.

After finally finishing the performance, Xixiang let the wig go alone to greet a large group of guests, but called Xiaojuanzi aside alone.

"Little paper, there are very important (you) (qian) customers (tu) people (hao) in the VIP room on the second floor! He asked you to serve him by name, you must be careful!"

"I know, I know, if a guest's hand reaches out to touch Yinsang, Yinsang won't cut off his hand, at most it will explode his Tower of Babylon. So don't worry." Xiao Juanzi picked his nostrils .

Xixiang nodded: "Then I'm relieved. Let's go."

Xixiang-san, did you really hear what that shaking S said?Sure enough, people's hearing and comprehension will decline when they get old!Ah, what a pain to comprehend!

Xiao Juanzi went up to the second floor with a face of indifference, and pushed open the door of the VIP room: "Rich local tycoon, no, where are you important customers? Xiao Juanzi, one of the double-headed cards of Xixiang store, is here to be your cow I'm making a horse~"

A slender, white hand with well-defined bones stretched out from the edge of the sofa with its back facing the door, beckoning at him.

Xiao Juanzi slandered that the man who came to play in the shemale shop actually had a pair of beautiful hands, it was really a bad day, and slowly moved over, "The little paper will be sent to you by the bright blue sky with confidence... yo... ..."

The last elongated accent was because he was stiff when he saw the person coming.

The visitor gave him a wicked smile, his dark green eyes flickering.

"I didn't expect you to be so pleasing to the eye in women's clothing, Gintoki."

Xiao Juanzi was stunned for a long while, then said in a low voice, "You...how are you here, short, no, Takasugi."

Hearing this, Gao Shan had a murderous look on his body, and then disappeared, "I just came to wish my two best brothers a happy marriage."

Xiao Juanzi became stiff again, and said with a sneer: "Ah, ha, ha, your best brother, isn't there a fool, ha ha, ha ha ha..."

Gao Shan narrowed his eyes, and the corners of his mouth slowly curled into a mocking arc, "Why, do you still want to get back together with Chen Ma? A wig can't satisfy you?" The coldness in his monocular eyes was even worse, making people shudder.

"Ha, hahaha, how could it be..." Xiao Juanzi scratched his head helplessly, and successfully changed his messy hair into a plum [beep——] style retro and trendy hairstyle.

Gao Shan didn't say any more taunts, just stood up, walked slowly to the window, looked up at the night sky, and smoked cigarettes one after another.Under the moonlight, he was cold, strange and unbelievable, like a peerless demon dormant and quiet.The butterflies on the purple-gold bathrobe are like demons that go with the wind at any time.

Xiao Juanzi couldn't help but say: "Gao Shan... Smoking too much is not good... You won't grow tall..." Immediately after he finished speaking, he regretted and wanted to slap himself.Sakata Gintoki, Sakata Gintoki, you are really on the front line of death!

The strange thing is that Takasugi didn't rush up to beat him like before, he didn't even turn his head, but his voice was indifferent as if scattered in the air, "Ginshi, before we parted ways, you have always been Call me Ai Shan. Ah, sometimes, you also call me a whore. Suddenly being called by the right name in such a serious manner by you, I am not used to it by chance." At the end of the talk, he actually laughed softly .

Xiao Juanzi couldn't speak for a while, but just stared blankly at Gao Shan who looked extraordinarily thin under the moonlight, his scarlet eyes flashed many emotions such as nostalgia, sadness, sadness, and loneliness.

Dwarf cedar... Whore... What?

Even if I call you a short cedar or a whore again, I won’t be able to go back.

Moreover, Yinshi didn't want to go back to the past at all.At that time, the days when JOY4 fought together on the battlefield were very passionate and youthful, which is worth remembering, but now this kind of life where there will be no companions to die, and the muddleheaded but warm and peaceful life is his. want.

Although he is still somewhat reluctant to Takasugi and Version.

After being silent for a while, Xiaojuanzi said, "Hey, if there is nothing else, Yinsang will leave first."

The moment Xiaojuanzi turned around, he opened his mouth: "Just in such a hurry to see the wig? Wig, Chenma, the deputy head of the ghost, other men and women, and... me, which one is the real one?" ?”

"...I admit, Yinsang, I am not a single-minded person. You can say that I am a fickle person." Xiaojuanzi hesitated, and then said, "But no matter who among you, Yinsang is I want to hold the sword in my hand to protect, even if it seems that any one of you is very strong. This feeling of wanting to protect, in fact, strictly speaking, has nothing to do with love or hatred, and has nothing to do with romance, just because it is someone who cares. But to Which one do you like or even love...the answer is, I don't know."

"I can only say that I like the wig very much, and the rare wig also likes me very much. We can live peacefully—well, relatively peacefully—that's enough. I'm not Brother Cheng, and I don't want to use my life to escape. Harem."

"Yin Sang, I...have never had a lot of extravagance except for strawberry milk."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Juanzi walked slowly towards the door step by step, without looking back at Gao Shan.Because he was afraid that if he took another look, he would not be able to resist the urge to hug him and rub him into his arms.

He is not as great as he said.He just couldn't bear it.

In fact, he is not much better than Brother Cheng.Xiaojuanzi smiled wryly.

Only, he couldn't hurt the wig anymore.

Just when Xiao Juanzi had already walked to the door and was secretly heaving a sigh of relief, Gao Shan's words made him stop again successfully.

"Yinshi, why didn't you kill me?"

Why don't you kill you, don't you know yet.

"Next time we meet, I will definitely kill you!"

He obviously wanted to pretend that he didn't remember, that the sentence had flowed into his stomach with the strawberry milk and turned into hush, but that damn dwarf was too desperate to bring it up again.

"actually……"

With a sound of "bang", the door was slammed open, and the little paper standing behind the door was successfully slapped against the wall.

"Zhenxuan Group, routine inspection!"

Who else is there besides Hijikata Toshiro, Okita Sougo and Shinsengumi's idiots!

Chapter 5 If your ex came to ask yourself which is better, you should throw your fist! (Down)

"Takasugi Shinsuke! Finally found you!" Hijikata grinned.I finally have someone to vent my grievances over the past few days【Fog】!

The Sougo cannon was already on his shoulders, and the members of the Shinsengumi had already filled the entire hall with water.

Takasugi snorted coldly, didn't even bother to turn his head, and still took a sip of his cigarette slowly.

Hijikata frowned: "Hey! What kind of attitude do you have! Could you please respect each other's professions!? Seppuku for me!"

Gao Shan squinted slightly, the corners of his eyebrows and eyes raised slightly, his eyes were full of undisguised mockery and contempt: "I'm just a running dog of the shogunate, and dare to bark in front of me. Why, your teeth are so itchy, so you want to be knocked off!"

"Tch, a terrorist dares to be so arrogant." Hijikata laughed back angrily, and the Murasaki knife he drew backhand was as bright as water, "Takasugi! This place is already surrounded by the Shinsengumi! If you are acquainted, let me obediently catch you with your hands, or you will suffer It's only you!"

"Humph..." Gao Shan seemed to have heard some big joke, and the back of his throat was full of ghostly laughter, "I don't know if I'm dead or alive..."

As soon as the words were finished, Gao Shan swung the knife he took out from nowhere and slashed towards the earth.

Hijikata was startled, barely avoided Takasugi's tricky frontal attack, and slashed at Takasugi's back with his backhand.Takasugi dodged the attack with just a quick sway, and the long knife struck towards Hijikata's neck like a poisonous snake's kiss.Hijikata leaned back nearly 90 degrees to avoid it, and when he straightened up, he stabbed Takasugi in the chest.Gao Shan sneered, and turned over with his left hand on Hijikata's shoulder.

What a quick move!

Hijikata concentrated his breath, stared at Takasugi closely, and did not forget to wait for the opportunity to find Takasugi's flaws while undoing his moves.His brows were cold.The speed at which Murasa was swung gradually increased, emitting a cold silver light.

As expected of the person that bastard fell in love with.Gao Shan actually felt admiration for this deadly enemy in front of him.But that's all there is to it!

Takasugi froze, and suddenly burst out with an astonishing momentum like a thunderbolt, carrying endless coldness and majestic killing intent, and rushed towards the earthwork.

The earth side secretly said that it was bad.Obviously the other party only had one knife, but because of the extreme speed, a "knife array" was formed, sealing all his escape routes up, down, left, and right, just waiting for him to hit the door of death.

In fact, compared to swordsmanship alone, Hijikata may not lose to Takasugi.But in contrast, Hijikata is a deadly tsundere, with a typical knife-mouthed tofu heart, and sometimes leaves a little room for the opponent when he strikes, even if he himself may not realize it.But Takasugi is different, he is fought on the battlefield, giving alms to the enemy any sympathy is to force himself to death, coupled with his extreme and stubborn character, so his attacks are always very ruthless, all are killer moves.

What's more, the narrow-minded Takasugi also wanted to take the opportunity to retaliate a little bit, whoever made him Shikata Toshiro was also the person Sakata Gintoki cared about.

It is reasonable for the earth side to lose.

Souwu had already seen that something was wrong, and he had already grasped the chrysanthemum and was eager to try it.After all, it is a pity that Mr. Hijikata died at the hands of others.Therefore, when Takasugi really wanted to kill, Sougo had already planned to do it.

However, someone was one step ahead of him.

The swords glued to each other by Takasugi and Earthwork were suppressed by a wooden knife at the same time.The two looked up along the wooden knife, and the words "Lake Toya" were impressively in sight.

"Master! Why are you here!?" Tufang was the first to yell.And why is this guy in women's clothing! ?And nosebleeds! ?Could it be that he was playing some evil play with Shinsuke Takasugi just now, so his blood was too high?

What the hell!

The more he thought about it, the more Tufang became furious. When he glared at Yin angrily, he wished he could burn a hole in his body.

"Dakuan-kun, your pupils are dilated~" Gintoki grinned, although it was a little scary to match his nosebleeds, "Gin-san, I am like a summoned beast, who shouted in my heart, 'Sakata sama save me? Me!' Yinsang will travel a few light-years away to come to the Summoner~" But he was quite curious because he couldn't recognize the woman with the hairy wig, but he could recognize the small paper at a glance.

"...crazy" Tufang helped his forehead.

Gao Shan withdrew the knife and looked at Yin Shi with a contemptuous smile: "Sure enough, it still came out~ Every time I have an important action, it's really an eyesore."

"You clearly know that Yinsang will definitely come out." Yinshi also put away Lake Toya, and began to pick his nostrils habitually.

"Tch." Gao Shan threw the knife to the ground, turned around and leaned back against the wall.

It's just because I know that I'm even more upset.

"Well, Yinsang said just now that even if everyone around him is very strong, Yinsang still wants to hold the sword in his hand to protect him, whether it's Duochuanjun or... you. Of course, if it really comes down to the sword When it becomes impossible, then you can only die in my hands." Yinshi swept away his usual laziness and looked at Gao Shan with a rare serious expression.

Gao Shan was startled, and then a ghostly smile that only the ultimate boss can have appeared on his face, "I am waiting for the day you kill me. Of course, I will not forget to repay you in hell, Yinshi."

Hijikata looked at Ginshi and Takasugi unknowingly, the little joy that had just arisen was replaced by raging anger.

What kind of plane!Isn't it what they should do to confront terrorists!What kind of protagonist halo is this dead piece of natural volume showing off!Also, these two people are clearly saying vicious things, but why is that atmosphere so irritating!

So, Hijikata said in a deep voice: "Massengumi, go for me! Make sure to catch Takasugi Shinsuke!"

"Yes!"

"It doesn't matter whether you live or die~" Sougo added with a smile.

The earth side looked at him silently, and it was rare that he did not refute.It's not because of any selfishness!whispering sound!

Just when the Shinsengumi was eager to try and prepare to copy the knife and pounce on Takasugi, Sougo suddenly said again: "Ah, there are so many young people here."

Everyone in the Shinsengumi discovered that at some point they had been surrounded by a group of ghost soldiers.

Wanqi Heshang came out in a row, and walked straight to Gao Shan's side: "Jin Zhu."

Seeing Takasugi responding in a low voice, and showing a stern smile like a ghost at Hijikata, Gintoki suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.Isn't he just a guy with earphones, why pretend to be 13!Look at the one mouthful of "Jin Zhu" called smoothly!

But now is not the time to think about these things!The most urgent task is to find a way to solve the tense atmosphere. The Ghost Soldiers and Shinsengumi are not just kidding around!If you don't go home soon, you won't be able to catch up with the TV series at [-] o'clock!

Gintoki, who has made up his mind, is thinking about what kind of handsome pose he should appear on the stage to show his aura of pig feet, which is probably part B of the animation.It's a pity that the sky doesn't come true, but someone wants to steal the limelight from Yin Shi, probably because they want to play a cameo role as a male pig's foot.

"Aha, I've kept you waiting for so long! Ladies and gentlemen, it's showtime!" Gui, who changed into white clothes and trousers, a white top hat on his head, and a monocular lens in his left eye, descended from the sky at some point, with a mouth There is also a coquettish rose in his mouth.

Yinshi was unusually calm: "I'm sorry, sir, the famous detective [beep——] South Studio, please turn right when you leave!"

"It's not this gentleman, it's the Phantom Thief Guide!"

The bright light reflected from the monocular lens obscured the probing and playful look in his eyes.The corners of the beautifully curved lips are slightly upturned, showing a touch of mystery and charm.The snow-white cloak fluttered, and there was no wind——

"You should put away the electric fan before saying something like that, you bastard!" Gintoki kicked the staff member of Mizhi who appeared out of nowhere with an electric fan in his hand, "The author's brain is too big It must be treated in time, otherwise it will turn into cancer and die! It will really die! This is not Mary [beep——] article or Tom [beep——] article, give me the tone of describing the perfect hero I put it away! If you want to write, you should compare it to a peerless good man like Yinsang! A bitch like a wig should always be the life of cannon fodder!"

"It's not a sissy, it's Gui De, the Phantom Thief!" Gui Zheng said, "Don't be afraid, little paper, I, the gentleman Phantom Thief, will definitely protect the beautiful lady!" As he spoke, he walked forward, holding Yin Shi's hand on the back of his hand With a light kiss, the gentleman is impeccable.

"You are a lady and your whole family is a lady!" Yinshi couldn't bear it and started the domestic violence again.

"Hmph, after so many years, the wig is still so stupid." Gao Shan sneered, and walked towards the door, "Wan Qi, let's go." When looking for Yin, the mood of "kind talk" suddenly became lazy for no reason down.

However, a cold blade lay in front of him, blocking his way. "It's not that easy to leave." Tu Fang bit his cigarette and smiled murderously, "Although I don't know how that ghost thief Gui De is going to arrest him, but arresting you is still a certainty!"

Gao Shan was taken aback for a moment, and then began to laugh, "Sure enough... Likes flock together, and idiots are divided into groups." Consciously or unintentionally, he glanced at Yinshi.

"What are you talking about!" Hijikata was furious, and was about to start fighting with Takasugi again, but was stopped by Wanqi Heshang halfway, "Since the subordinates have already arrived, I don't bother the master to take action. The deputy of the ghost Let’s make it happen and compete with the subordinate!”

"Baga!" Hijikata's subordinates, who had been unhappy with this man since the Shinsengumi turmoil, were merciless.Damn tell you to pretend to be 13!Do you think that wearing a headset is a literary youth?

Seeing that his boss has made a move, the subordinates can't just stare blankly.So the Shinsengumi and the Ghost Soldiers began to fight against each other.

Well...Actually, Takasugi-kun said that Hijikata-kun is stupid13... To some extent, it cannot be completely denied.After all, he has met Gui in various costumes... N times, but recognized... 0 times.

"Qiao, Qiaodou, Yinshi!" Gui begged for mercy with difficulty, "Isn't it important to protect the Xixiang store now!"

"It's worth giving you 32 likes for remembering this matter with the capacity of your brain." Yin Shi snorted coldly.

"Leave it to me." Gui was full of confidence, and there were N justwe in his hand in an instant, "The blood of the bomb hidden in my body! I order you in the name of the ghost thief Gui De, and the seal is lifted!"

"I'm just telling you that I went to the wrong set!" Yinshi was frantic, but out of the corner of his eyes, he caught a glimpse of a justwe being thrown up to the ceiling somehow, blowing off the beam.And the direction of the fall is... Takasugi who was leisurely knocking on the sap.

"Jin Zhu!" Yin Shi's body was faster than his brain, and he rushed towards Gao Shan and pressed him under him.

"Bump!" is the dull sound made when heavy objects and guns collide.Yin Shi let out a muffled snort, but didn't respond.

"Silver time!"

"Natural Roll!"

"Dana!"

Heart-piercing roars came and went.

But Takasugi felt the weight of Yinshi blankly, as if he didn't realize what happened. At this time, the only thought in his mind was:

Gintoki...it's rare to call me Jinsuke.