[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

The two of them, the master and the apprentice, performed an eighteen-mile farewell here, and Nezha had already wandered out of the treasure house where the weapons were stored.

"Monkey, don't worry, I'll stay here to take care of little master, you go and do your work, don't worry."

Sun Xingzhe turned to stare at him.

Then I'm even more worried.

Nezha shrugged nonchalantly: "Hurry up and get your stick, the king should wake up in a while."

Sun Xingzhe gritted his teeth, his eyes turned red, but in the end he couldn't disobey his master's wishes.

He took his own golden cudgel, beat it wildly, and beat it out.

Nezha packed his weapons, turned around and became that charming little lady again.

Chen Tangtang looked him up and down, but he couldn't find any sense of disobedience.

Nezha deliberately pinched the hem of his skirt and curtseyed to Chen Tangtang. He raised his head, blinked at her with bright eyes, and showed a pure and bright smile.

The king who was woken up again suddenly jumped up, and looked in Chen Tangtang's direction at first glance, but only saw her eye to eye with the new little bitch.

King Si almost bit his silver teeth, and his intestines were about to turn green with regret.

He actually found himself a rival in love!

King Si kicked and scolded angrily: "You little bitch is seducing this king's beauty again!"

Nezha let out an "Ouch", as if he had tripped over his skirt, and threw his head into Chen Tangtang's arms, avoiding the king's kick.

The scent of lotus blossoms filled his chest overwhelmingly, making Nezha, who was originally acting, stunned.

"You..." King Xi wanted to kick again, but he received Chen Tangtang's dissatisfied gaze.

"Benefactor, why do you care about...a child?"

King Si was furious: "What the hell is the child, she can have children at this age, and, looking at her sharp chin, you can tell she is a vixen at a glance."

Nezha lay in Chen Tangtang's arms, weeping on purpose: "Your Majesty really misunderstood me, I... I never meant to seduce, but just now a figure like a golden monkey rushed in like a whirlwind, wrapped me With all the weapons in the cave, my sister and I were very scared..."

King Xi was distracted by him in an instant. He rushed to Chen Tangtang's side, took Chen Tangtang's arm to look around, and said eagerly: "Qingqing, what's the matter with you? That monkey is really deceiving people too much." , I must tear him to pieces!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Amitabha, you are throwing the blame too fast, and the poor monk can't keep up.

Nezha rubbed the tears from the corners of his eyes, and cried, "Your Majesty must make the decision for my sister. My sister is so frightened that she can't even sleep well."

What you said is a little too much.

Chen Tangtang turned his head to look at her little by little.

Nezha stuck out his tongue at her, still weeping and crying: "My lord, my sister has no magic power and can't move, my sister said..."

King Si urged urgently: "What did she say?"

Nezha covered his face and said in a low voice, "Sister, she hopes that the king can give her some magic weapons to protect her body."

"This..." King Si hesitated and said, "When I came down to earth, I didn't bring any treasures, just such a diamond."

King Si said as he touched his arm.

Chen Tangtang's eyelids twitched, and he suddenly guessed Nezha's plan.

"Poor sister..." The little beauty dressed up by Nezha leaned on Chen Tangtang's shoulder, crying "woooo".

King Xi thought about it carefully, and then looked at his gorgeous beauty, gritted his teeth, and just made up his mind.

"My lord, my lord! It's not good! It's not good! The one with blond hair and golden eyes is here again!"

King Si held the Vajra Zhuo tightly, and his eyes were burning: "Okay, I won't go to him, but he came to the door again, scaring my beloved wife, destroying my cave, and killing my subordinates. This hatred is irreconcilable!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Wait, tell me first, who is your beloved wife!

Chen Tangtang said coldly: "Amitabha, benefactor, you..."

A soft and fragrant hand barely covered her mouth.

Nezha shook his head at her.

"What?" King Si turned his head immediately, "Qingqing, what do you want to say?"

Nezha frowned, and said meekly: "My sister is wishing the king a victory, and I want the king to be careful."

King Xi was startled.

Nezha secretly thought it was bad, did he say something wrong?

King Si stared fixedly at Chen Tangtang's serious yet indifferent face, and asked softly, "Really? Qingqing really said that."

Before Chen Tangtang could speak, King Si immediately changed his expression. He pointed at Chen Tangtang and said sharply: "Bold, don't think that the king will not be able to recognize you if you become Qingqing. You monsters can't change quickly. Back to original form!"

Who are you calling a monster, obviously you are the monster yourself.

Chen Tangtang didn't know what he was up to, he just said calmly: "What is the benefactor doing?"

This familiar voice, familiar indifference.

Then King Si laughed: "That's right, this is what Qingqing looks like, Qingqing won't be so gentle with me."

Nezha: "..."

Suddenly, I felt that this monster king was a little pitiful.

King Si put his mind at ease and called the monsters to go out to fight.

Seeing that there was no one around, Nezha pulled Chen Tangtang and said, "Little Master, follow me later."

"This... poor monk may not be able to do it."

Nezha's eyes widened: "Hey? Hey? Could it be that you like it, little master..."

Chen Tangtang couldn't listen anymore, she raised her hand, patted the back of his hand lightly, pointed to her fish tail, and said innocently: "The poor monk can't do it."

Nezha: "..."

He raised his hand, patted his forehead with a "slap", and said softly, "Why did I forget this!"

He smiled and said: "It's okay, I'll take my little master... for a while, your big apprentice may attack with water and fire. I'm afraid I'll hurt you."

Chen Tangtang nodded: "Thank you for reminding me."

Nezha smiled brightly, approached her suddenly, and said solemnly: "Although the little master is very good, but one sentence that the little master said made me very unhappy."

Chen Tangtang looked at him with puzzled eyes.

His eyebrows were picturesque, his red lips pursed, and he said in a low voice: "Although I am a virgin, my little master must not treat me as a child, otherwise..."

With a "bang", something seemed to fall to the ground in the weapon room next door.

Chen Tangtang looked at Nezha.

Nezha complained dissatisfiedly: "Didn't you finish the weapons?"

Chen Tangtang tugged at his sleeve: "Go and have a look."

Nezha looked at her silently, and suddenly smiled: "Okay, little master."

After speaking, he easily hugged Chen Tangtang.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Forget it, I got used to being hugged.

They entered the treasure house of weapons, which was empty, only a handful of nine-tooth nail palladium fell to the ground alone.

Nezha: "..."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Disciple, you can't avenge yourself to the point where you take away your own weapons, but leave your junior's weapons here!

Chen Tangtang looked at Nezha.

Nezha raised his eyebrows and smiled, and there was a youthful spirit between his brows: "I know what little master means, I will store this weapon for Tianpeng first, and return it to him later."

Chen Tangtang: "Thank you."

Nezha smiled and said, "I'm not helping you because of the canopy and that monkey's face, but because..."

His voice suddenly dropped: "... because you are a good person, little master."

He smiled, looking both serious and not serious.

Chen Tangtang calmly ignored the meaning of his words, and suggested: "Why don't you take me to watch the battle."

Nezha said relaxedly: "Okay, I will serve you little master now."

With that said, he led her out of the bedroom.

Walking in the dim tunnel, the sense of hearing becomes extremely sensitive.

Chen Tangtang heard the chatter of a few little monsters.

The monster with a loud voice said, "Do you know what happened last night?"

"what happened?"

"Our king is sleeping with two beautiful young ladies!"

The cave was too empty, and the word "sleeping" echoed into the distant tunnel.

"Wow! Your Majesty is so powerful! Sitting on the same blessing!"

"Tch, don't be too happy, do you know what the king did this morning?"

"What? What? Get out of the way!"

The loud voice of the monster became aggrieved: "The king actually beat me up, saying that I tied a little bitch back!"

"Wow! The mermaid queen of our king was blessed with everyone last night!"

"Men and women eat together, sleeping with monsters, how delicious is that, hehehe——"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

These long-tongued little monsters...fucking monsters!A poor monk would never do such a thing!

Chen Tangtang looked up at Nezha's face, only to see that there was a hint of a smile on his face as he shuttled between the shadows and the firelight.

Chen Tangtang was puzzled and said, "What are you laughing at?"

Is this a good thing?

Nezha carried her briskly and ran out of the cave, as if she was not much heavier than a bunch of flowers.

"I don't know why I'm smiling," Nezha said with bright eyes and an innocent smile, "probably because he's happy to see the little master... huh?"

He stopped abruptly.

Chen Tangtang turned his head to look, but was startled by the scene in front of him.

I saw countless sea water slanting down from the sky, flowing towards the entrance of the cave, but when the water touched the entrance of the cave, it was blocked by an invisible force and had to divert to flow away.

"Too much deception! Too much deception!"

King Xi let out a loud roar, and held up the Vajra Cutting, a shiny thing was sucked up from the sky.

This was the first time for Chen Tangtang to see the power of the diamond cut with his own eyes, and he couldn't help but feel worried for his apprentice.

"The magic weapon in the hands of this monster is really powerful. If you don't solve this problem, it will be useless to invite many people." Nezha sighed.

The magic weapon in Shui De Xingjun's hand was taken away by monsters, and the water on the mountain gradually receded.

After a while, another big fire came towards King Si.

Nezha pointed out, "This one is Huode Xingjun."

In the blink of an eye, King Xi raised the Vajra Cutler again, and the magic weapon Huode Xingjun used to set fire disappeared.

Chen Tangtang said softly: "The poor monk understands."

"Understood?" Nezha smiled, and said in a clear and sweet voice, "Little Master, please don't do stupid things."

Chen Tangtang shook his head.

King Dujiaxi returned from victory, with an even more insolent expression: "Haha, just you soldiers and crabs still want to control this king? Delusion!"

Nezha said coldly, "This fellow is very insolent."

When King Si approached, he immediately said softly and tenderly: "Congratulations, King Xi, on his return from victory!"

King Si was in a good mood, so he didn't argue with her, but he stretched out his hand, as if he wanted to take Chen Tangtang.

Nezha turned around and avoided her hand.

"Huh?" King Si frowned.

Seeing that King Si was about to take the opportunity to attack, Chen Tangtang said indifferently: "You have the smell of a battlefield, Amitabha, poor monks don't like it."

King Xi raised his hand and sniffed carefully, but he could smell nothing.

He looked up at Chen Tangtang's indifferent face, and said thoughtfully: "Okay, okay, everything Qingqing said is good, I'll go wash it up right now."

After that, he rushed into the hole.

"Master..."

Who is calling her?

Chen Tangtang looked around and found a butterfly landed on her nose. After careful observation, the butterfly actually gave birth to the face of her second apprentice Bajie.

"Master, I finally saw you."

"You don't need to worry, the poor monk is doing well."

"How can it be better? Master is getting fat, it must be because of worrying about us."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Disciple, are you sure you are not mocking the poor monk?

Bajie said in a low voice: "I have something to do, Master, you should come back, I miss you..."

I don't know if it was because of his voice, or because he turned into a butterfly and rested on the tip of her nose, Chen Tangtang only felt a tingling sensation.

Chen Tangtang: "Don't you miss your third junior brother and junior junior brother?"

Bajie smiled: "Who are they?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Bajie laughed softly: "Master is still so easy to deceive, how can I have the heart to let Master stay in the wolf's den?"

Nezha said bluntly, "Don't worry, I will take care of your master."

Bajie raised his head, looked at her coldly, and then cast a wronged glance at Chen Tangtang.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

What happened to the poor monk!Why are you so wronged?

Nezha threw the nine-tooth nail palladium towards Bajie, and Bajie immediately changed back to his original body and took back his weapon.

Nezha took this opportunity to sneak into Jindou Cave with Chen Tangtang in his arms.

Chen Tangtang glanced at the closed door.

Why did I have a strange sense of sight just now—Nezha threw a bone and distracted the vicious dog Bajie...

She shook her head.

She must have thought too much.

On the way, the two met a few little monsters, and the monsters saluted Chen Tangtang and said hello: "Meet the princess."

However, when they turned to Nezha, they encountered difficulties.

They thought about it for a long time before they stumbled and said, "Uh...how is the princess' concubine?"

Nezha: "..."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Which king can find a concubine for his princess? !Think the color on your head is not bright enough, want to dye your hair?

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