[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

Walking in the tunnel, Nezha saw that there was no one around, so he secretly said to Chen Tangtang: "Little Master, don't worry, just let me do the performance if you get the diamond cut."

Chen Tangtang said indifferently: "It's not that the poor monk doesn't believe in the immortal family, but after all, learning scriptures from the west is the poor monk's own business, how can the poor monk stand by and watch?"

Nezha smiled and rolled his eyes: "Then if something happens to my little master, how can I explain it?"

He shook Chen Tangtang in his arms, and winked at her obediently: "Listen to me this time."

Nezha stopped at the door of the bedroom, and said in a low voice, "Hurry up, cover your face."

Chen Tangtang didn't know why, so he covered his face as he wanted.

There was darkness in front of Chen Tangtang's eyes, and he could only feel Nezha lowering his head, leaning into her ear and saying, "You're so good."

Hey!

Before Chen Tangtang could resist, a "squeak" sounded in his ears, and Nezha pushed the door open.

Even though Chen Tangtang couldn't see anything, she still felt a damp heat covering her skin.

Nezha let out a soft "Huh?"

There was a sound of breaking water, followed by the sound of fabric "snacking".

King Si coughed lightly, and a dissatisfied voice sounded: "Why are you? This king's Qingqing...what's wrong with Qingqing?"

He hurried forward.

Nezha sobbed loudly, and said intermittently: "Sister, sister is afraid, she is crying in fear, her whole body is trembling."

When King Si heard this, he became nervous: "Who, who scared Qingqing?"

Nezha cried and said: "It's not that the king is fighting with those immortals. It's water and fire. My sister is just a mortal. How can I bear this? Is there anything to defend myself? If the king and the immortals are jealous, sister What can I do?"

King Si scratched his hair: "Aren't those fairy families all rescued by her disciples?"

Nezha choked.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Well, let's see how you make it up?

Nezha thought for a while, and continued: "Could it be that the gods can't do wrong things?"

King Xi nodded: "That's true."

Nezha hugged Chen Tangtang tightly, Chen Tangtang didn't have time to protect his body with the golden light, and being strangled like this, he couldn't help moaning.

Nezha and King Si froze at the same time.

Nezha, who has superb acting skills, also stumbled when he spoke: "Anyway, it's just, that's it, my sister can't bear to follow the king in fear anymore, my sister wants to..."

King Si's eyes widened all of a sudden, and he roared angrily, "No, I won't let Qingqing leave me!"

Nezha lowered his head, and said softly: "Then the king should also take action, so that sister can rest assured."

King Si thought for a moment, weighed it over and over again, then suddenly reached out and wiped off the diamond on his arm: "This...take it!"

He stuffed the vajra into Chen Tangtang's arms, Chen Tangtang slipped his hand and failed to hold it, the vajra fell to the ground with a "clang".

Nezha almost couldn't hold back his laughter, he hurriedly suppressed his smile and said, "Sister, don't blame the king, it's not that the king doesn't care about my sister, didn't you take out the magic weapon?"

King Xi immediately picked up the magic weapon for his own safety, and said in a low voice: "Yes, Qingqing, I only have you in my heart, you quickly take this diamond, if anyone dares to touch you, you just hang out the treasure and move as you like." , If you want something to come over, just let something come over.”

Nezha suddenly thought of something, blinked his eyes, and said innocently: "Then can even clothes and skirts be sucked?"

King Si blushed all of a sudden.

Nezha provoked him on purpose: "Oh, no, it turns out that the magic weapon to move the mind at will is fake."

Chen Tangtang also followed his words, turned his head towards Nezha's chest, and handed King Si the back of his head.

King Si panicked, and rubbed his big hands together: "No, no, no, how could I lie to Qingqing, yes, yes."

He lowered his head, rather shyly: "I didn't use this on Qingqing at the beginning because I wanted to win Qingqing's heart, not Qingqing's."

Nezha pursed his lips, and snatched the diamond from King Xi's hand.

"You!" King Si glared at Yuan Yanan and promised.

Nezha stuffed the vajra into Chen Tangtang's hands, and King Si didn't say anything.

Chen Tangtang held the ring-shaped thing with both hands, and touched it carefully.

Is it really so amazing?

Through the space in the middle of Diamond Cutting, she saw that King Si was wearing a purple robe, which could barely be tied with a belt, and under the purple robe were his naked legs.

Pooh!What a shameless monster, he doesn't even wear pants!

By the way, he was taking a bath just now, and when he got out of the tub, he was only wearing a purple robe.

At the beginning of Chen, Tang and Tang Dynasties, when he got Vajra Cutting, before he studied how to use it, he let go of his thoughts and moved his mind at will. He only heard the sound of "嗖", and the purple robe on King Si's body seemed to have his own consciousness. He flew towards Chen Tangtang and covered her head, preventing her from seeing King Xi's appearance without a leaf covering his body.

Nezha: "..."

King Si: "..."

The two looked at each other.

This is so embarrassing.

Nezha curled his lips and looked up at the sky.

The embarrassing King Si suddenly exploded: "What kind of expression do you have, isn't this king not big enough or long enough!"

Nezha sobbed loudly, and said in horror, "Your Majesty...don't do it!"

It was as if King Si wanted to rape him.

Chen Tangtang made a sound under his robe: "Huh?"

King Si froze suddenly.

"No, no, Qingqing, don't get me wrong." He covered that place with one hand, and grabbed the robe covering Chen Tangtang's head with the other.

At this moment, the little monster rushed in, shouting: "It's not good, Your Majesty!"

"Bah! Your lord, I am still alive and well!"

The little monster glanced over the half-clothed king and the little lady who was hugging the mermaid princess, and her eyes were clear.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Wait, please tell the poor monk what you are thinking about!

King Xi said impatiently, "Quickly tell me, what happened?"

The little monster trembled, and honestly looked away: "Well, someone is calling outside again."

King Si clenched his fists, thought for a while, but said: "Come on, don't care about them."

Nezha's eyeballs moved nimbly, and she sighed, "Ah, what a pity, I thought I could see the king's bravery, sister, don't you think so?"

As he spoke, Nezha gave Chen Tangtang a wink.

Chen Tangtang gave a slow "hmm".

King Si was shocked, he touched the back of his neck, waved his arm, and said vigorously: "Okay, since Qingqing wants to see, come here, come and join the battle with my king!"

"Yes!" The little monster Ma Liu'er withdrew, not knowing whether to assign tasks or to gossip.

King Xi turned around and stared at the diamond in Chen Tangtang's hand, Chen Tangtang stuffed the diamond into his arms.

Seeing that she valued the treasure he gave so much, King Si showed joy in his eyes.

"Qingqing, Qingqing..." As he was chanting, his face turned red automatically, and sugar water almost gushed out of his eyes staring at her.

"The king is really happy."

With red ears, he walked away.

Nezha laughed and said, "This monster is really ruthless, and he still misses little master."

"Amitabha, the monks emphasize that the four elements are all empty, the heart does not move, the wind does not move, and the flag does not move." Chen Tangtang folded his hands and murmured.

Even though she has long hair shawl, fish tail, and charming face, her expression is still indifferent, like a piece of pink ice.

Nezha shook his head, carried her and ran out.

Just halfway through the run, I saw the little monsters fleeing in all directions.

Nezha managed to stop a little monster, and it was the one with the loudest voice.

"Huh? Princess and Princess's..."

"Shut up!" Nezha scowled and frowned, with a hint of bluffing.

"Let me ask you, what happened outside?"

The little monster trembled and said: "Princess and uh... you don't know, our king was defeated and was... subdued."

"Conquer?" Nezha seemed to have thought of something, and said helplessly, "It must be another god's spirit descended to earth."

Nezha hugged her and continued walking outside.

Chen Tangtang grabbed his sleeve and tugged lightly.

"Huh?" he asked with a smile.

Chen Tangtang said: "My disciples are still tied up, let's rescue them first."

Nezha said with emotion: "The little master is really kind to the apprentice."

"However, there is one thing my little master wants to promise me."

"whats the matter?"

Nezha raised his chin with a smile, and gestured to the diamond in her hand: "This, little master, put it on and hide it well. This treasure is quite useful."

"This……"

Nezha smiled and said: "That fairy has caused such a lot of trouble for you, little master, taking something is nothing."

Chen Tangtang said indifferently: "Amitabha, how can this be so? If the fairy family wants to return it, the poor monk will definitely return it."

If that fairy family forgot, forget it.

As she said that, her body automatically and consciously wore the vajra cut, but the vajra cut was too wide to be felt in King Xi's hand, but it always fell down when worn on her arm.

After she hid the Vajra, Nezha took her to find Sha Wujing and Ao Lie, whose four hooves were tightly trapped and hung upside down on the cave.

Seeing Chen Tangtang's arrival, both of them were pleasantly surprised, and then they were full of dejection.

"Master, punish me," Sha Wujing lowered his eyes, "It's because I didn't guard Master well."

Ao Lie immediately rushed to say: "No, no, it's my fault, it's all my fault, I just brought those clothes over indiscriminately, and made Master suffer."

Chen Tangtang shook his head: "My life deserves such a catastrophe, I don't blame you."

While talking, a laughing voice came from behind: "Master, don't spoil them anymore."

Bajie shook the folding fan slowly: "Even though I'm a junior, I should understand something."

"you!"

When these words come out of Ba Jie's mouth and Ao Lie's mouth, the meanings are quite different.

Sun Xingzhe jumped in and said impatiently, "What are you still doing here, get out!"

As he spoke, he snatched Chen Tangtang from Nezha and rushed out first.

As soon as he got out of the cave, Chen Tangtang saw the Taishang Laojun teaching a green bull with his back to the entrance of the cave.

The blue bull knelt on the ground, wagging its tail listlessly, and when it saw Chen Tangtang coming out of the cave, he immediately regained his spirits.

"Moo-"

Taishang Laojun turned his head back, hating iron for not becoming steel, and said: "You bastard still thinks of the world?"

"Moo-"

Taishang Laojun went straight forward, blocking Qingniu's sight.

"Sanzang, this time it was my cowherd boy who didn't take good care of me this time, so that this beast took advantage of the loophole and escaped." Taishang Laojun flicked his whisk, apologetic.

Chen Tangtang said in a low voice: "Don't dare, this is also God's test for the poor monk."

Sun Xingzhe blinked and asked: "Old gentleman! Since you have caused us trouble, you should give us some benefits! You don't know how much trouble you have caused my old grandson with this green bull. !"

"Hmm..." Taishang Laojun thought about it: "Okay, then..."

As he spoke, he pointed at Chen Tangtang.

"What? What's wrong? Master!" Sun Xingzhe asked immediately.

Chen Tangtang only felt that the vajra cut on her arm was slowly tightening, which was just suitable for the size of her arm.

Taishang Laojun said with a smile: "In this way, we can say that we can do whatever we want."

Chen Tangtang acted solemnly as if he didn't secretly hide Vajra Zhuo.

"Thank you Xianjia."

Taishang Laojun said indifferently: "Sanzang, there is one more thing."

"Immortal family, please tell me."

"The elixir you took from me last time was..." Before the Taishang Laojun finished speaking, he was interrupted by Sun Xingzhe.

"I said, Laojun, you wouldn't be so narrow-minded, would you? How dare you take back what you gave away?"

Bajie also responded: "Yes, if it spreads in the future, I'm afraid the whole world will say that Laojun is a stingy person, and they will not dare to ask for Laojun's things."

Sha Wujing: "Indeed."

Ao Lie: "My stingy old man has never done this before!"

Taishang Laojun was blocked by them somersaults, he shook his sleeves fiercely and said: "Okay, okay, okay, then Laojun doesn't care."

It depends on what you do when your master feeds spring medicine to others!

He turned around and left with the green cow.

Qingniu glanced at Chen Tangtang reluctantly.

Alas, humans and animals have different paths, woo woo woo——

"Hey, monkey, then I'm leaving too." Nezha said hello, and then blinked at Chen Tangtang: "Little master, in the future when your apprentice provokes you and you don't want them, just come to me .”

"you!"

Sun Xingzhe swung his stick, but it came to nothing.

Nezha laughed loudly and left on the auspicious cloud.

After the five masters and apprentices, Chen, Tang, and Tang bid farewell to the immortals who came to help, they set foot on the road to the west again.

From winter to spring, on this day, several people met a woodcutter who was chopping firewood on the mountain. The woodcutter was a handsome man.

He was stunned when he saw Chen Tangtang who looked like a mermaid.

Sun Xingzhe deliberately said in a malicious manner: "What are you looking at!"

The woodcutter lowered his eyes: "I...I..."

He blushed, stuttered and couldn't speak.

Suddenly, he took out a blue belt from his sleeve and threw it directly at Chen Tangtang.

"Master, be careful!" Sha Wujing waved the belt aside.

The belt rolled around on the ground, but nothing happened.

The woodcutter turned pale and quickly turned and ran away.

They continued to move forward, and all they met were beautiful young men, beautiful middle-aged men, and beautiful old men, and those men kept throwing their belts at Chen Tangtang.

Ao Lie couldn't help but said: "The people here are too beautiful, right?"

Sun Xingzhe nodded: "It's really weird."

Maybe this is the legendary American country?

Chen Tangtang was thinking wildly, and several people were blocked by a river again.

The author has something to say: Can you guess which country is below?