[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

The flowers in the forest fell into rain, and the fluffy tail swept the fallen flowers on the ground again and again.

Chen Tangtang said lightly: "Impossible."

She turned around and left with her clothes on, but Sai Taisui chased after her and blocked her way with outstretched arms.

Just as he was about to speak, his eyes suddenly widened: "Your head... head..."

head?

Chen Tangtang touched his head, it was smooth.

Oh, by the way, the only difference between the poor monk and that memory is that the poor monk has no hair on his head.

His blue eyes were filled with emotions she couldn't understand: "Why did you shave your hair?"

"Why does the benefactor want to know?"

"I……"

Chen Tangtang took a step closer, and he backed away in a panic.

"You like..." She pointed to her face.

The face under the white cloak flushed, but he replied loudly: "Yes!"

Chen Tangtang: "...this face?"

Sai Taisui was so angry that his hair almost turned red: "No, it's you!"

Chen Tangtang spread his hands innocently: "Is that so, you have misunderstood the wrong person, just now a girl took off her clothes to take a bath here, and she disappeared in a blink of an eye."

Sai Taisui had a face of "You don't like me".

Chen Tangtang: "If the benefactor doesn't believe..."

He raised his eyebrows to see what she could say.

"……believe it or not."

She turned away.

Sai Taisui stopped her again, he stared at her, and suddenly said: "You are Tang, Tang Seng!"

"It's Tang Seng, not Tang Seng."

He blushed: "No, no, no, I just stutter!"

Chen Tangtang stared at him.

He lowered his head, trembling as he pushed nervously, and the bell rang continuously.

He pursed his lips tightly and murmured: "Anyway, you are not allowed to go."

Chen Tangtang had no choice but to explain that Empress Jin Sheng had her memory become fine, now that she recovered her memory, the Empress would naturally be gone.

Sai Taisui stared at her stubbornly, the white hood slipped from the long golden hair, emitting a warm luster in the sun.

"Anyway, it's you I've been waiting for. It's better if she's gone."

"Almighty, the sea of ​​suffering is boundless, turn your back and be on the shore."

He said angrily: "I can't go back to shore, I just won't let you go."

Chen Tangtang smiled lightly, and asked warmly, "What can you do to stop the poor monk?"

Fascinated by her smile, he took out a ring from his arms, with three bells the size of a child's fist on it.

He kicked the ground with his toes, and frowned in pain: "Don't let me hurt you, I don't want to keep you like this."

Donors have to have a degree in pretending to be coercive, do you think you can keep the poor monk?

Chen Tangtang blinked, and said softly: "Your bell looks very unusual, ah, it seems to be very good."

Her eyes moved from the bell to his body, revealing a smiling face.

Sai Taisui's nose was a little sour.

You are finally willing to look me in the eye.

Her hesitant expression was like gently scratching his heart with a feather.

Sai Taisui's heart fluttered, and his body became lighter: "Are you interested? I can let you touch it."

Chen Tangtang showed an embarrassed smile: "Aren't you afraid that the poor monk will snatch it away?"

Sai Taisui snorted, his blue eyes flickered: "Then you look down on me too much."

Chen Tangtang clasped his hands: "Forget it."

Sai Taisui immediately handed the magic weapon in front of her, and quickly said: "I want it later, I don't want it later, forget it, let me touch it."

Chen Tangtang smiled at him again.

Sai Taisui's heart fluttered even more.

However, suddenly a strong force hit his hand, he didn't react, and the magic weapon was suddenly released.

Chen Tangtang held the talisman, cast a golden light under his feet, and disappeared in front of his eyes with a "chuckle".

Sai Taisui stood on the spot with a dazed face: "..."

I didn't expect you to be such a monk.

The apprentices who just came to see this scene: "..."

Master, when did you become so naughty and slippery?

Chen Tangtang wanted to trot all the way back to the capital, but he didn't know why the more he ran, the more remote he became.

"Master—Master—" the disciples finally stopped her.

Chen Tangtang asked in surprise, "Why are you here?"

Everyone looked at the Nine-Headed Insect together.

The Nine-Headed Insect thought to himself: You will not think of me until this time.

He smiled and said: "I don't worry about you, I'll come out to have a look. They don't worry about me, so they follow me."

He spoke as if he was the most nervous Chen Tangtang.

Chen Tangtang nodded: "Thank you."

She was just about to move forward when Ba Jie held her back again.

"Master, where are you going?"

"The capital of Zhu Zi Kingdom."

Ba Ring pointed behind her, smiled and said, "It's still in the direction behind Master."

How many times has this been!

Chen Tangtang was embarrassed and got used to it.

"Oh." She immediately turned around and prepared to go with the apprentices.

Ao Lie asked curiously, "What are masters holding?"

Chen Tangtang looked at the objects in his left and right hands, and put on an unfathomable expression: "Things for learning from scriptures."

Ao Lie: "..."

Master, don't be an ass on me!Is there a bell for such a beautiful dress used to learn scriptures?Is this dancing or learning?

Sun Xingzhe took a serious look at the clothes: "This clothes..."

"Oh, I can see it."

"Master also knows?"

"Ah."

Not only can it be seen that this is a dress transformed by magic, but also who the owner of this dress is from memory.

When Chen Tangtang returned to the capital, he said directly: "Your Majesty, your Golden Saint Empress may not be able to come back."

King Zhu Ziguo burst into tears: "Elder...Elder, don't scare the widows."

"Have you seen this dress? When the poor monk saw the empress, she was wearing this dress...Let the owner of this dress tell you."

As Chen Tangtang spoke, he shook his clothes. Not long after, the great hall was filled with auspicious rays of light. Immortal Ziyang wore clouds and clouds, held a dust whisk, and bowed to the king: "I'm under Immortal Ziyang, I have seen the king of Zhu Ziguo."

As he spoke, he glanced at Chen Tangtang with some fear.

The king cried: "Immortal, why does the queen of the widow wear your clothes? Could it be that you and the queen of the widow..."

Master Ziyang was startled, and hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, don't misunderstand, I just saw that my mother was taken away by a monster, and I was afraid I would be humiliated, so I turned one of my rags into a xinxia clothes and gave it to my mother, unless The empress should untie it herself, otherwise no one will be able to take off the dress, and it will still hurt when touched."

The king burst into tears and said: "The immortal is thoughtful, but where is the widow's mother now?"

Master Ziyang turned his head to look at Chen Tangtang.

Chen Tangtang looked up at the sky.

Master Ziyang thought about it for a while: he really couldn't afford to offend anyone Jin Chan knew and cared about.

Master Ziyang gritted his teeth and accepted the pot: "It's like this, the empress is destined to be immortal, so I will accept her as a disciple. In the future, heaven and man will be separated forever. Your Majesty should forget about your empress earlier."

The king immediately burst into tears with a "wow".

Is the eternal separation between heaven and man used in this way?

Chen Tangtang looked at him, as if saying "You really know how to use words".

Immortal Ziyang waved his whisk and gave her a look of "you do what you want".

Master Ziyang was annoyed by the crying king, so he said: "That's the case, then I'll take my leave first."

"Wait," the king wiped away his tears and asked the last question, "Isn't it because the immortal took Lian'er as his apprentice because he fell in love with her?"

Immortal Ziyang disappeared with a "chuckle".

The king of Zhu Ziguo lost his soul, but in the end he switched Guan Wen and let Chen Tangtang go.

Before leaving, King Zhu Ziguo held Chen Tangtang's hand and said: "It would be great if the elder stayed. I am happy to see the elder's face every day."

The memory of the poor monk, look at what you have done!

Chen Tangtang turned on Ao Lie and ran away without looking back.

Sun Xingzhe, Bajie and others followed behind.

Sun Xingzhe said indifferently: "Master seems to be a little different."

Bajie: "I thought the big brother didn't find out."

At this moment, a ball of white light suddenly exploded, and a hand protruded from the white light, grabbed Chen Tangtang's arm, and stretched his arm...Chen Tangtang didn't move, but the person in the white light was dragged away come out.

Sha Wujing said blankly: "Is Master getting fat again?"

Chen Tangtang's eyes wandered over.

Bajie quickly punched him in the stomach and turned his head.

Sha Wujing knew he had said something wrong, so he pursed his lips.

Sai Taisui stared at Chen Tangtang in disbelief, his whole body was about to collapse.

"Why! Why can't I hold you back!"

Chen Tangtang explained solemnly: "Of course it's not because the poor monk is fat, but because the poor monk... has other supernatural powers."

"You come with me." He grabbed Chen Tangtang's arm and prepared to run away.

With a wave of Chen Tangtang's hand, he turned 360 degrees and fell to the ground like a dog eating shit.

Sun Xingzhe whistled, and said calmly: "How dare a monster with such a dish come to eat Tang Monk's meat?"

Sai Taisui's face turned red all of a sudden: "Who wants to eat it, I just..."

He raised his head, glanced at her with wet eyes, his tail was almost circled into a heart shape, and he whispered: "I just want to be alone with you for a while."

Chen Tangtang stared at the tip of his tail in a daze.

Bajie, who knew his master's habit, immediately covered her eyes with his hand, and his voice softened a bit: "Master."

Chen Tangtang: "Don't worry, I know what I know as a teacher."

No no no, master, you never know how much you recruit.

Chen Tangtang lifted Bajie's hand and asked Sai Taisui: "What exactly does the benefactor want?"

"I..." His mouth opened and then closed.

Yeah, what can he do?Even Chen Tangtang, who recovered his memory, didn't remember him anymore, so what else could he insist on?

Sai Taisui was so lost that even his tail became listless.

Chen Tangtang took two steps forward and patted his head: "Good boy, the benefactor should go back and forth wherever."

Sai Taisui, who was still deeply moved, choked for no reason.

"Jin Chan is right, don't you show your true colors soon, you bastard?"

Chen Tangtang looked up and saw Guanyin standing behind Sai Taisui at some point.

Sai Taisui raised his head, rubbed his head against her palm reluctantly, then rolled on the ground, turning into a golden-haired roar.

Guanyin looked at Chen Tangtang, who nodded slightly.

Guanyin said with a smile: "It seems that Jin Chan has the memory of the past."

"I'm in trouble for your care along the way."

Guanyin couldn't tell whether her words were good or not.

Chen Tangtang watched the Golden Retriever turned and walked towards Guanyin, subconsciously grabbed it, and pinched the fluffy tail.

Then, his tail seemed to explode, and his hair stood on end.

He turned his head, stared at her with wet eyes, and scratched his paws restlessly on the ground, as if he was about to pounce on her the next moment.

Guanyin said: "Jin Chan, you..."

Chen Tangtang immediately said: "The poor monk has no other intentions."

Golden Retriever squeezed out a sound from his throat, sounding very aggrieved.

Avalokitesvara said: "Now... are you satisfied? Sigh——"

I don't know if he said these words to Jin Maohou or Chen Tangtang.

Chen Tangtang scratched his cheek, feeling the newly acquired golden light in his body, but did not speak.

In the end, Guanyin still didn't say anything, and left with Golden Retriever Roaring.

"Master, did you forget to tell us something?" Several disciples surrounded Chen Tangtang.

Chen Tangtang pretended to be stupid and said in a daze: "Oh, it seems so."

Bajie narrowed his eyes and suddenly laughed.

Master was really stupid before, but now he is fake stupid, but he is getting more and more slippery.

Seeing that they were really interested, Chen Tangtang briefly talked about his previous lives.

Ao Lie said without hesitation: "It turns out that Master is really such a scumbag."

"Youth and ignorance, pure ignorance."

Bajie laughed and said, "However, Master is really amazing, he can be liked by so many people."

"A fluke, a pure fluke."

Chen Tangtang mentioned it now, but Sha Wujing no longer has the memory of the original because of the red line.

Why do you always miss it?

Sha Wujing suddenly asked: "What am I in Master's eyes?"

Chen Tangtang immediately said: "Master and apprentice, pure master and apprentice."

Bajie's eyes are clear.

What did he say, Master is really skinny and slippery now, not slippery.

The author has something to say: Tang Tang: Now the poor monk can pretend to be coercive at the top, stupid at the bottom, and pure in the middle to deceive monsters~

Monster: Help, Tang Seng is here~

Tang Tang: Oh, how lonely Invincible is

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Happy 520 everyone, I love you~