[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

Along the way, the atmosphere in the team became more and more weird.

Standing aside, Bajie watched his master pat Ao Lie's head, showing a gentle smile, and sighed silently.

Nine-Headed Insect turned to look at him: "What's your expression?"

Bajie stood under the tree, his body covered with fine sunlight: "The balance is broken."

Sha Wujing walked up to Chen Tangtang, grabbed Ao Lie's clothes and threw him aside.

Chen Tangtang did not stop him, but showed the same tenderness to those who came to him.

Whoever is closer to her will get preferential treatment.

Bajie stretched out his index finger and drew a circle in the air, muttering: "It's over."

The Nine-Headed Insect didn't take it seriously: "You are worrying too much, isn't this good? I have long seen that you are dissatisfied. You hypocritically maintain the friendship between teachers and brothers. Will rivals have friendship?"

Bajie said indifferently: "The three monks have no water to drink, and they can get even the rain and dew when they don't fight. If they fight, who can guarantee that they are the winner? If they lose, who are willing to leave?"

The Nine-Headed Insect scratched his temples: "You people are troublesome, unlike us monsters who are happy."

"I don't care about you anymore. Now that Tang'er has opened up her chest, of course I will jump on it."

Bajie: "Fool, you are just drinking poison to quench your thirst. Master is no longer the master before."

At this time, Ao Lie who was not far away suddenly got up and jumped up, as if he wanted to hug his master, but Chen Tangtang turned around directly, dodged, and let him fall to the ground with a "bang".

Nine-Headed Insect: "Hiss, it hurts."

Chen Tangtang smiled and stretched out her hand, Ao Lie immediately went to pull it, but she suddenly withdrew her hand, patted the hem of the clothes, turned and left.

Ao Lie stared at her ruthless back with a face full of tears.

Bajie patted Nine-Headed Insect on the shoulder: "Did you see that? To put it bluntly, we are all being played by Master."

Nine-Headed Insect: "...that, I am also happy."

Nine-headed insect tilted its head and smiled: "If you don't like it, you can go."

Bajie: "..."

Walk?Are you cheap?

The two looked at each other and broke up unhappy.

After Chen Tangtang got the memory, he became more proficient in using the golden light, and it became more convenient to go on the road.

One day, Chen Tangtang was hungry, so he greeted them——

"I'm hungry for my teacher, I'm going to ask for alms."

Sun Xingzhe stood up: "This has always been my job."

Chen Tangtang smiled: "I know it for the teacher, but I love you for the teacher."

His lips trembled and he was speechless.

Bajie gave him a blank look—"It's really useless, I can't bear it anymore."

He took a step forward and said with a smile: "Master, I love you too, let me go."

Chen Tangtang: "I've been sitting on Ao Lie for a long time as a teacher, and it's not very comfortable. I want to take a walk."

Ao Lie, who was about to say something, immediately blushed and closed his mouth.

Bajie continued: "Master can take a walk around, I'll go for alms, I will really feel sorry for Master walking so far."

The Nine-Headed Insect pouted.

Chen Tangtang thought for a while, with a melancholy expression on his face, eyelashes drooping, and a soft sigh.

Immediately, Bajie felt as if a ball of cotton had been stuffed into his throat, how could he let Master feel uncomfortable.

Sha Wujing couldn't help urging: "Second Senior Brother, just let Master go."

Bajie could only nod.

As soon as he nodded, Chen Tangtang briskly ran away without looking back at them.

The Nine-Headed Insect rubbed its nose, suddenly there was a feeling that everyone was being scum... Bah, brothers who shared weal and woe.

It is said that Chen Tangtang left the crowd and found a small courtyard near the water without going too far. The peach blossoms and pear blossoms are in full bloom in the courtyard, which is a quiet place.

She stood at the door, put her hand on the door and just knocked once, and the door opened.

It turned out that the door was not locked.

Holding the pottery bowl, Chen Tangtang walked in cautiously, and was greeted by a faint mist and warm fragrance of flowers.

She fanned her hands like a fan, but the fog became thicker and thicker. She took a few steps cautiously and stopped in front of a plant.

Chen Tangtang just wanted to brush away the branches and leaves, but saw another scene through the gaps in the branches and leaves.

The mist on the water surface was blown away by a gust of wind, leaving only pink or white fallen flowers floating on the steaming water.

One hand touched Luohua lightly, brushed across the water, and finally held a glass of wine, and the water drops on the fingertips slid down the white jade wine glass.

The white jade cup touched his thin lips, and the indifferent man lowered his eyes.

"Brother, I'm so bored, come and play with me!" A boy with a bright smile hugged the man's neck.

The man said lightly, "Go find your second brother."

In the hot soup, a handsome man who was flipping through a book didn't raise his head, and said without opening his eyes: "No, I'm busy."

The young man stuck out his tongue: "Second brother is so bored. He knows how to read and read every day. What's the use of reading for us monsters? Can we still be high officials in the court?"

monster?

Chen Tangtang covered his mouth and nose.

Erlang said: "Ignorant and ignorant, there is a golden house in the book, and Yan Ruyu in the book."

The young man searched around: "Where? Where? Where? Where is the golden house? Where is Yan Ruyu?"

Erlang: "I don't talk to ignorant people."

The boy pursed his lips in dissatisfaction.

At this time, a gentle man walked in the mist, holding some fruits in his hands, and smiled at the young man: "Lao Qi, let me play with you, what do you want to play?"

Lao Qi turned his head: "I don't want my third brother to accompany me. I always want my third brother to accompany me. I don't want it."

With a bang, two identical men emerged from the water, and punched the boy on the left and the right.

"Fourth brother! Fifth brother!" The boy covered his head with tears in his eyes.

Shiro: "Are you quite picky?"

Goro: "It would be nice to have someone to play with you, an annoying spirit."

The boy gritted his teeth: "I hate you the most."

Shiro and Goro said at the same time: "Is that because we always play with you?"

The boy stuck out his tongue at them, and the good-tempered Saburo persuaded: "Don't do that, what are you doing all the time making Lao Qi angry?"

Shiro pulled his face: "Because——"

Goro lifted the water listlessly: "We're bored——"

The young man stared at his elder brother with an uncomfortable expression on his face.

Da Lang took another sip of wine slowly: "Sixth brother."

A sigh came from the mist, and a bronze-skinned man with strong muscles walked over by stepping on the stagnant water.

"I said, stop playing, don't forget the serious business."

Shiro and Goro put on the same puzzled look.

"What's the real business?"

"We still have serious business?"

Liu Lang stretched out his bronze-colored arms and gestured: "Have you forgotten? Tang Seng is about to pass by here. It is said that Tang Seng's meat can nourish yin and strengthen yang!"

Shiro covered his stomach and laughed loudly: "You big gun still want to be strong~yang? Now no female goblin dares to be with you. If you grow older, won't you be lonely all your life?"

Liu Lang crossed his arms: "Huh, women don't understand, the spells I practice need to maintain a child's body, and also need to gather yang. Tang monk flesh is very important to me."

Qilang raised his hand high and said: "No, no! I heard that Tang Monk's meat has the effect of beautifying and beautifying the skin. It is said that it can be as beautiful as Tang Monk."

Shiro covered his mouth and smiled: "Our seventh child is beautiful enough."

Goro nodded: "No matter how beautiful she is, she is a mother."

Shichiro blinked his eyes with slender eyelashes, and stuck out his tongue.

Shiro: "But——"

Goro: "We heard that Tang Monk's meat can make people increase their wisdom roots."

Shiro smiled: "Even a fool can become a child prodigy."

The eyes of both of them fell on Qilang: "It should be given to our old seven."

"Hey!" Qilang immediately blew his hair, and wanted to fight with the two of them.

Saburo hurriedly grabbed Qilang, and comforted him: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, your brother is talking nonsense. I heard that Tang monk meat has a unique flavor and is a rare delicacy. Those values ​​​​are fabricated by others."

Chen Tangtang squatting in the grass: "..."

She carefully tried to take a bite of her own flesh, but there was no taste except pain.

Da Lang pinched the wine glass, his drunken eyes dimmed and said: "I heard that the Tang monk's meat is the only meat that can be used to make wine. The wine made from her meat is fragrant and pure, with a scent of lotus."

"Wow, so powerful." Everyone was amazed, only Erlang sneered.

Qilang asked curiously: "Second brother, what are you sneering at?"

Erlang still kept his eyes on the book: "You are really fools, those rumors are just passed down from the gods and Buddhas, and they want us goblins to deliberately send them to her door to increase her merits and practice."

"Is that so?"

"The god's calculations are really vicious."

"Fortunately, our second brother is smart."

"But," Erlang held the book against his chin, and smiled slightly, "I heard that Tang Seng is rich in education and profound in Buddhism. It would be a good thing if I could discuss it with her."

He reopened the book and said in a relaxed tone, "After I finish communicating with her, you can eat her up."

"Okay, that's it. We'll divide her into seven pieces. When the time comes, those who make wine will make wine, those who cook will cook, and those who want nourishment should nourish it well. Isn't it perfect?"

They chattered and discussed, while Chen Tangtang took a few steps back silently.

Want to eat the meat of the poor monk?Hmph, I don't know who will eat whose meat by then.

She looked around, and suddenly found a stone platform where clothes were placed. She counted them, and it happened to be seven pieces of clothes.

Chen Tangtang smiled slightly, picked up their clothes, and slipped away.

However, within two steps of escaping from the door, she was blocked by a dense spider web. She changed the direction and continued to run, but was still blocked.

After two or three days like this, Chen Tangtang understood her situation. She turned around and looked in the direction she came from.

After a while, a man's laughter came from the woods.

"Why don't you run away?"

"It ran pretty fast."

This is the voice of Shiro and Goro.

Then, seven handsome men came out, their upper bodies were uncovered, and their lower bodies were only covered by thick spider webs.

Liu Lang was the strongest, his bronzed skin became more oily after being soaked in water. He crossed his arms and asked wonderingly, "Why are you stealing our clothes?"

Qilang suddenly blushed and said "Ah": "I know!"

"what?"

Qilang's two fingers were tangled together, and he whispered: "It's that... that... Cowherd and Seven Fairies..."

Erlang: "..." He picked up the book and hit Qilang on the back of the head.

Qilang's eyes widened, and he said aggrievedly, "Second brother, what are you doing!"

Erlang: "I told you to study hard. If you don't study, you will be ashamed and thrown in front of the food!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

So, did you decide to treat the poor monk as food so quickly?

Qilang snorted: "Why are you ashamed? I'm not wrong!"

Saburo gently reminded: "Dong Yong and Seven Fairies, Cowherd and Weaver Girl."

"Ah, I got it, I got it," Shichiro pushed Saburo awkwardly, "Anyway, that's what it means. Does she have a crush on someone in our group?"

Both Shiro and Goro showed excited expressions at the same time, and they said in unison: "Look carefully, she looks so ticklish."

Dalang yawned with little interest.

Erlang pushed back the hair from his ears, and said solemnly: "Are you stupid? When the cowherd stole the clothes of the weaver girl, did he also steal all the clothes of the bathing fairy? kill him!"

Qilang blinked and said with a smile: "Maybe she has taken a fancy to all of us, oh, you are so bad, you actually want to occupy our brothers."

Liu Lang said impatiently, "Speak up."

Chen Tangtang took a deep breath, and said slowly: "I let you say everything, what will the poor monk say?"

"Poor monk?!"

Da Lang rubbed his head, and finally opened his drunken eyes: "I've been meaning to say it for a long time, haven't you noticed? She's a monk."

"what?"

Erlang asked cautiously: "Tang Monk?"

Chen Tangtang glanced at him and smiled slightly.

But he panicked inexplicably, he almost missed the book, he turned his head away.

"The benefactors made the poor monk very distressed. The benefactor said that the poor monk took your clothes, but..."

She opened her arms and turned around in front of everyone. The wind blew the monk's robe against her hot skin, revealing the outline of a slender waist and slender legs.

Liu Lang felt thirsty for no reason, and he touched his Adam's apple subconsciously.

Chen Tangtang looked at Qilang, and said softly: "Look, the poor monk has nothing on him."

Shiro and Goro jumped to her side with burning eyes, looking around her from left to right.

One said: "That's hard to say, maybe you hid it in your clothes."

One said: "Will you take off your clothes and show us?"

Their faces suddenly approached, almost kissing her at the same time.

Chen Tangtang said calmly, "There is really nothing on the poor monk."

Just because she was afraid of leaving traces, she had already destroyed the corpse with golden light.

Shiro: "Oh, I don't believe it."

Goro: "Well, I just want to see you."

Chen Tangtang lowered his head, and after a while, he cast his clear eyes on Sanlang, sending out a silent distress signal.

Saburo's brain seemed to have been punched hard, before he could react, he took a step forward: "That...don't make things difficult for others."

Shiro frowned: "Third brother is starting to feel sorry for the fragrance and cherish the jade."

Goro covered his heart: "Don't you feel sorry for your brother? We don't have any clothes yet!"

Chen Tangtang's eyes silently slid across the long dark or light colored legs.

Da Lang yawned lazily, and said with a cold face: "If you want to find out the truth, you can only ask Tang Seng to come with us."

Erlang pursed his lips: "I'm afraid she heard it all."

Liu Lang touched the back of his neck: "Ah? Is it because we are afraid that we will eat her?"

Shiro and Goro looked at each other and smiled, as if they had reached some kind of common opinion, they suddenly leaned forward and kissed one of her ears.

The same deep and seductive voices of the two sounded in her left ear and right ear respectively: "We can... change the way of eating."

The sound was a little hook with powdered sugar that tickled her ears.

Saburo sighed silently, walked to Chen Tangtang's side, and pushed the two brothers who were molesting her away: "Don't make trouble with her anymore."

He stared at the back of her delicate and fair neck, his Adam's apple moved, and said softly in a hoarse voice: "Don't be afraid, I will try my best to protect you."

Chen Tangtang raised his head and glanced at him.

Saburo suddenly felt as if his heart had been hit hard.

Qilang also jumped in front of Chen Tangtang's eyes, grabbed Chen Tangtang's hand and wrapped it in his own.

He smiled and said: "Don't be afraid, I will take you away."

In this way, Chen Tangtang was surrounded by several monsters and came to the gloomy cave.

Seeing the terrifying and deep scenery around him, Chen Tangtang couldn't help asking in a low voice, "What kind of elves are you?"

Qilang's eyelashes trembled, and he blushed and said, "You want to know?"

Chen Tangtang nodded.

Even his ears were red now.

Shichiro took her hand and placed it on his stomach.

Chen Tangtang felt his cool and greasy skin, and his six-pack abs.

He lowered his head and pinched her fingers against his belly button.

Chen Tangtang lowered his head to look, and saw a white thread suddenly shot out from his navel, and the thread spontaneously wrapped around her index finger, and shaped itself, and finally turned into a spider-shaped ring. As he moved his finger, the legs of the little white spider drawn out with silk on the ring also moved tremblingly.

Qilang looked at her shyly and naively: "This is my original form, do you like it?"

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