[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

The little monster snorted coldly: "If you protect her, I will take a closer look."

Zheng Yulang had no choice but to hold Chen Tangtang's body and twist her around.

When the little monster saw Chen Tangtang's face, he suddenly spat: "What an ugly girl, she wants no breasts, no butt, no cheeks!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

She can bear everything else, except that she can't bear it at all. She has a flat chest and eats your rice!

Zheng Yulang hurriedly dragged her into his arms, and stroked the back of her head soothingly.

"My sister and I depend on each other for life, please take care of us two, Mr. Monster."

The little monster satisfied his curiosity, and naturally took another step.

"It's not like I said, why do your sisters look different? The difference in looks is too far, right?"

Zheng Yulang bowed his head with a smile on his face and said, "What you said is that I look like my mother and my sister looks like my father."

The little monster snorted, "It's really a fairy flower stuck in cow dung."

The little monster turned back and glanced at the back of Chen Tangtang's head: "Your sister is also, you must not let the king see it, the king will think it hurts the eyes, she is really an ugly girl with no hair."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

This kind of experience of being despised for being ugly is quite novel.

But when Zheng Yulang heard this, he quit. Although he was the one who made Chen Tangtang ugly, it would be too much for you to call her ugly so blatantly!

Zheng Yulang said with a cold face: "My sister is just not growing, she is beautiful."

The little monster turned his head again, and looked at Zheng Yulang suspiciously, "Is your elder sister blind?"

Bah, you are the one who is blind!

Zheng Yulang muttered in a low voice.

The little monster couldn't hear clearly, and could barely hear the word "dog".

He blushed, shyly and happily said: "How do you know? Could it be that you have been paying attention to me?"

Zheng Yulang: "..."

The little monster dawdled and said, "Don't worry, I will try to ask the king to give you to me."

Zheng Yulang: "..."

Please, don't!

Chen Tangtang trembled slightly, Zheng Yulang knew she must be hiding in his arms and laughing.

He patted the back of her head angrily and lovingly.

After walking for a while, the little monster suddenly reminded: "Shh, the king's bedroom is ahead."

Zheng Yulang gave a low "hmm".

He carefully protected Chen Tangtang and walked forward.

Passing through the wet corridor where the flames danced on the wall, you came to a wide cave, with a huge stone bed in the middle, and a yellow-haired monster was waiting there with its arms folded.

The little monster shuddered, and quickly took two steps forward and said, "My lord, the man has already been brought here."

Huang Shijing said angrily, "It's too slow."

"It's all small faults." The little monster trembled.

"Okay, let's go!"

The little monster immediately ran away with its tail between its legs, forgetting the promise it made in front of the big beauty.

This is the monster.

Zheng Yulang pouted.

Huang Shijing looked Zheng Yulang up and down with dark and hot eyes, and Zheng Yulang lowered his head, pretending to shrink back.

Huang Shijing smiled and said, "Not bad, let's take a closer look."

His rough voice shook the stone walls.

Zheng Yulang walked over slowly, and his beautiful face flashed under the lamp, and Huang Shijing was immediately taken aback.

After a long time, the yellow lion spirit touched his neck and said with emotion: "Good guy, she is really a beauty!"

"Come on, turn around and show me the king."

You are asking a lot.

Zheng Yulang gritted his teeth and turned around, but Huang Shijing's gaze became even hotter, with the expression that he wanted to tear her clothes off.

He sucked his nose and said with emotion: "Still a virgin."

Zheng Yulang's smile froze.

Chen Tangtang couldn't help but glanced at him, but he grabbed his waist severely.

His actions also made Huang Shijing notice Chen Tangtang.

Huang Shijing: "What is this, thin and small, bean sprouts?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Zheng Yulang said angrily, "Your Majesty, this is my younger sister. The two of us have lived together for many years and have always been inseparable."

"Oh, she must be a beauty too?" Huang Shijing rubbed her hands together and said expectantly, "Turn around and show me."

Zheng Yulang: "No, you will be disappointed, forget it."

Huang Shijing was dissatisfied and said, "It's up to you to decide whether or not, if you dare to say one more nonsense, I will eat you."

Zheng Yulang had no choice but to keep his mouth shut. He patted Chen Tangtang on the shoulder and gave her a look of "I can beat him".

Chen Tangtang was expressionless.

Could it be that the poor monk can't beat it?

She turned around slowly and turned her face to Huang Shijing.

Huang Shijing only took one look at her, then stretched out two thick palms to cover his eyes, "Damn it, it's so ugly, I'm going to go blind!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

You play quite a lot.

She couldn't help touching her face, isn't it just a little ordinary, is it so ugly?

"Get out, get out of here! I almost spit out my overnight meal."

It was really the first time that Chen Tangtang was treated like this because of his face. This world really isn't fair, it's justified if he looks good.

"Your Majesty, please forgive my sister's rudeness. There is absolutely no way I will be separated from my sister." Zheng Yulang opened his arms to block Chen Tangtang behind him, like an old hen protecting its cubs.

The monster king glanced at her charming and beautiful face, only to feel that his injured eye was finally repaired.

The monster king couldn't help but said: "How did your parents give birth to you two, you got all the good things, your sister is black and thin, and her eyes are still big and small, my God, if everyone looks like this, Even monsters can't keep their mouths open!"

Zheng Yulang: "..."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

You monster is too much!

Huang Shijing babbled on and on, and finally waved his hand to let both of them go down.

Zheng Yulang pulled Chen Tangtang and followed a little monster to a small room, and sat down obediently.

When no one was there, Zheng Yulang explained: "This yellow lion spirit is probably going to send us to another big monster. That monster just escaped from the sky."

After a pause, Zheng Yulang said, "Don't be angry, these monsters are blind."

He squeezed Chen Tangtang's chin, and smiled tenderly at her, "I think you look cute like this."

"Thank you for the compliment." Chen Tangtang looked calm and natural.

Zheng Yulang sighed helplessly, and stroked her yellowish hair.

"Hey! The beauty inside, come out quickly, the king wants you to serve!" Suddenly a monster yelled from outside.

Zheng Yulang: "I'm afraid this yellow lion spirit will go back on its word. Alas, I have to suffer some grievances. This is all because of you, Tangtang."

As he spoke, he pressed her heart again.

The two went out, and the little monster who came to call someone cast an unhappy glance at Chen Tangtang, "What are you doing with this ugly monster?"

Zheng Yulang immediately hugged Chen Tangtang tightly, and said nervously, "I'm nervous when I leave my sister, I can't speak, and I want to go to the bathroom!"

The face of the little monster wrinkled together, thinking: Your Majesty wants to be served by a beauty, if the beauty is on the bed but always wants to go to the bathroom, the king will probably be unhappy, and if the king is not happy, the little ones will also suffer.

Thinking of this, he nodded happily, "Okay, come with me."

The two came to Huang Shijing's bedroom again, but Huang Shijing kicked the little monster who was leading the way away, and was furious: "I asked you to bring a beauty here, who asked you to bring an ugly girl!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Feeling the importance of the face again, it turned out that the poor monk was safe all the way because of his good looks?

"Your Majesty!" Zheng Yulang burst into tears, "It is impossible for me to be separated from my sister. If I want to be separated, I would rather die!"

Huang Shijing stared at Zheng Yulang's face, as if he was weighing whether the beauty was more important, or killing the ugly girl.

He frowned and said: "Okay, you take good care of me, my lord, and I won't hold you accountable. Come here...don't bring your sister here!"

Zheng Yulang looked at Chen Tangtang reluctantly, "Sister, be good."

Chen Tangtang gave him an expressionless face.

Zheng Yulang dawdled to the side of the bed, stepping back and forth.

The impatient Huang Shijing who had been waiting for a long time grabbed his arm and pulled him onto the bed.

"Little beauty..." Pulled onto the bed, Huang Shijing started yelling indiscriminately, wanting to kiss Zheng Yulang.

Chen Tangtang looked curiously at the two people on the stone bed, to see how Zheng Yulang would deal with this daring yellow lion spirit.

I saw Zheng Yulang turned his head and smiled at her with his lips curled up, as if it was radiant and beautiful, he suddenly raised his hand, lightly pressed Huang Shijing's head, and forced it down.

With a "bang", Huang Shijing's head hit the stone bed, and blood gushed out.

Chen Tangtang stepped forward two steps quickly, only to see that Huang Shijing had been knocked unconscious.

Zheng Yulang patted his slender fingers and smiled harmlessly at her.

"Come on, let's sleep on this bed tonight."

Before Chen Tangtang asked what to do with the monster, Zheng Yulang stretched out his foot and kicked the monster to the ground.

"This blood..."

"Don't worry, I'm sensible, I won't let him die like this, it will be fine in a while."

"Oh, that's right." Zheng Yulang turned over and got out of bed, found a pink pill and stuffed it into Huang Shijing's mouth.

Chen Tangtang looked familiar at this pill, by the way, isn't this the one she gave Nine-Headed Insect, and there is still one?

Zheng Yulang saw her doubts, and explained: "When I came down to earth, I stole a lot of good things from Taishang Laojun's alchemy room."

"It's a pity to let him take this medicine."

"pity?"

Zheng Yulang smiled and pulled her down on the bed.

"Yeah, I can't help thinking that when you think of going crazy, I'll just take a pill of this medicine, so that I can meet you in my dream."

"The poor monk remembers that this medicine will cause spring in dreams..."

Zheng Yulang covered his mouth and smiled, his eyes were like overturned honey jars, sweet and cloying.

"I love dreams like that."

Chen Tangtang frowned, and continued: "Isn't this medicine still treating the first person you meet as a lover when you open your eyes? Then you..."

Zheng Yulang was a little happy and excited, "Are you worried about this? You just want me to treat you alone..."

Chen Tangtang immediately said: "No."

Zheng Yulang looked sad, "Oh, this is an improved pill, it will only make people have a good dream."

Taishang Laojun has nothing to do to improve this thing!

"Okay, let's get a good night's sleep, we have to deal with that big monster tomorrow." Zheng Yulang turned his body sideways, put his hands together and pillowed under his side face, but stared at Chen Tangtang without blinking.

Chen Tangtang lay down straight and closed his eyes.

After a while, she couldn't help but said, "Can you stop looking at the poor monk?"

Zheng Yulang said hoarsely, "Even if I don't look at you, when I close my eyes, it's all about you."

Chen Tangtang turned over expressionlessly, and fell asleep facing the body of Hulila, the blood of the yellow lion.

In the early morning, she was awakened by Zheng Yulang.

Zheng Yulang kept touching her face until she woke up and slapped his hand away.

Zheng Yulang didn't look angry at all as he touched the back of his red hand, he even directed Chen Tangtang to stand in the corner.

Immediately afterwards, he took off his clothes and cast a spell on himself to conceal his breath.

But after a while, Huang Shijing, who had been lying under the bed all night, slowly woke up.

At first he sat on the ground and was a little dazed, but then he touched his head and couldn't help but let out a "hiss".

He seemed to have thought of something suddenly, turned his head suddenly, and saw the "beauty" Zheng Yulang who was showing a naked calf outside the quilt.

Huang Shijing was overjoyed all of a sudden, he slapped his head suddenly, and let out another "hiss" in pain.

Zheng Yulang only pretended to wake up at this time, and when he woke up, he hugged the quilt and backed away with an "ah".

Huang Shijing's head was covered with blood, and he did not forget to appease the beauty, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I was just a little excited last night, and accidentally rolled off the bed, don't worry, from now on... from now on..."

Huang Shijing was stuck, he really wanted to keep this beauty, but he couldn't do that, after all, he had to give the old king a gift, so he couldn't offend the old king.

He gritted his teeth, and comforted him: "Don't worry, the old king I'm going to send you to is even more powerful, he is the famous Jiuling Yuansheng!"

What, what, what?Have not heard.

Huang Shijing comforted Meiren Haosheng again, and walked out proudly with blood all over her face.

After a while, some goblins came and brought some fresh fruits, which were supposed to be breakfast for the two of them.

After the little monster retreated, Chen Tangtang couldn't help but said, "This medicine... is so powerful?"

Zheng Yulang blinked and asked her, "Do you need it?"

What does the poor monk want it to do?Are you having a spring dream?

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