[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

After the meal, Huang Shijing ordered two little monsters to send Chen Tangtang and Zheng Yulang to Zhujie Mountain. It is said that there is an old monster called Jiuling Yuansheng in the Jiuqu Panhuan Cave on the mountain.

Before leaving the house, Huang Shijing was still reluctant to part with the "big beauty" Zheng Yulang. He took Zheng Yulang's slender and fair fingers and rubbed them back and forth.

"Beauty, don't blame me, the king. I can't do anything about it. I can't afford to offend that lord. However, I heard that he is very cold. I sent you there just for fun. He is very Maybe you won’t be used, don’t be afraid when the time comes, I will bring you back again, and I will still love you as usual, let you eat and drink spicy food, then let’s... Hehe, what you did last night Serving, the king is very satisfied."

Chen Tangtang only felt that the blue veins on Zheng Yulang's forehead were popping out, and he wished he could immediately reach out and punch that shameless Huang Shijing, but he still gritted his teeth and endured it, not only that, but he also cried pear blossoms with rain, reluctant to part Looking at Huang Shijing anxiously, "Your Majesty, please don't forget your promise. My sister and I are waiting for your Majesty to rescue us."

What a showman!

Thinking of her sister's ugly face, Huang Shijing's thoughts disappeared for a while, but when he looked at Zheng Yulang's appearance again, he couldn't help itching, and couldn't help thinking of that dreamlike night.

That night... that taste...

"Don't worry, this king will pick you up soon, and you will definitely not be wronged." Huang Shijing, who had a sperm on his head, immediately patted his chest to assure.

Zheng Yulang nodded with tears in his eyes, looking aggrieved and aware of the general situation, but he couldn't help but hurt the yellow lion carefully.

However, at the next moment, Zheng Yulang ruthlessly pulled his hand out of Huang Shijing's, and took Chen Tangtang away without looking back.

But Huang Shijing stood at the door, staring at his enchanting back, with an appearance of knowing the taste and never forgetting, almost becoming a watchman.

Walking on the road, Chen Tangtang couldn't help it, and burst out laughing with a "puchi".

Zheng Yulang looked at her helplessly, then turned to the two little monsters who were leading the way, and said, "Master Monster, my sister and I haven't finished washing up yet, can you wait for us to wash up?"

"This..." a hesitation.

The other stared obsessively at Zheng Yulang's face and kept nodding, "Okay, okay, you go and wash up."

He also pretended to be a gentleman: "Don't worry, if we don't go there, we won't scare you, beauty."

Zheng Yulang immediately smiled, making the monster dizzy.

Zheng Yulang brought Chen Tangtang to the river, he immediately put down a sound-proof barrier, then squatted by the river, rubbing his fair skin with the river water desperately until the backs of his hands almost turned red.

Chen Tangtang squatted down beside him, this time she knew why he didn't reach out to hug her or pull her along the way just now, he thought it was dirty, right?

Chen Tangtang stretched out his hand, and pressed his soft palm on the back of his rubbed red hand.

Zheng Yulang shivered reflexively as if being pressed by a red-hot soldering iron.

She held his hands, didn't dislike him, and stretched out her hands to help him rub them slowly.

She asked him, "Why are you doing this?"

Zheng Yulang said softly: "Because I ask too much, so these small tortures are what I have to endure."

There are more idiotic gods in the sky than mortal idiots.

Chen Tangtang looked indifferent, she scooped up a handful of water and leaked it into his hand.

"Is this better?"

Zheng Yulang nodded.

Chen Tangtang saw that his face was back to normal, so he said something casually to divert his attention, "Benefactor, you are really a disaster, your words and deeds may provoke conflicts between Huang Shijing and that Lord Jiuling Yuansheng gone."

Zheng Yulang glanced at her with a smile, "I'm not as good as you. I saw all the scenes where you provoked the three monster kings and the seven spider spirits through the water mirror, and I still remember them vividly."

"Amitabha, good is good."

Zheng Yulang nodded, "Yeah, you are guiding them to be kind, how can you call it sowing discord?"

He was the only one to say all the good and bad things.

Chen Tangtang withdrew his hand.

But Zheng Yulang chased after her with a smile, held her catkin, carefully wiped the water off her fingers with his sleeve, and didn't care whether his sleeve was wet or not.

Chen Tangtang blinked, "Thank you."

Zheng Yulang smiled, "Don't thank me, after all, I have ulterior motives."

Before Chen Tangtang asked him why he had ulterior motives, he suddenly lowered his head and kissed her fingertips lightly, like a butterfly resting on a flower.

Zheng Yulang licked his lower lip, smiled charmingly, and said hoarsely, "It's so sweet."

Chen Tangtang pushed his face aside.

Zheng Yulang was still smiling, as if as long as she was willing to approach him, even if she beat him up, he would be satisfied, and his whole body would be filled with sweet soup.

The two dawdled back in front of the two little monsters. The two little monsters looked up and down, but didn't notice how the two of them washed up. They didn't seem to have changed.

Zheng Yulang smiled and said, "I'm sorry for the trouble, you two monsters."

She blinked her eyes lightly, and two winking eyes flew out.

The two little monsters froze at the same time, and then coughed violently, their faces and necks were red from coughing.

Chen Tangtang felt that Zheng Yulang was really getting used to his new identity as a beauty.

Talent.

From one mountain to another, they were carried for a while by the little monster, and the four arrived at Zhujie Mountain just before sunset.

But seeing the steep mountain, the surrounding scenery is beautiful, there are green mountains and green waters, lush forests and pruning bamboos, flowers and fragrant grasses, among them, butterflies flying and cranes dancing, deer leaping and rabbits running, like a fairyland on earth.

Chen Tangtang: "The scenery here is pretty good."

Zheng Yulang: "Monsters always like to enjoy themselves, and it's easy to find these paradises."

Chen Tangtang sighed: "It's no wonder those in the sky have to come down to be monsters. Most of the beautiful scenery in the world is in the human world, and they can be more free in the human world."

Zheng Yulang snorted softly: "Everyone knows that loyalty and filial piety can't be both. Those monsters want to become immortals, live the same life as heaven and earth, and be superior to other monsters, but they don't want to endure the loneliness of the heavens and abide by the rules of the fairy world. Really greedy."

Chen Tangtang and Zheng Yulang talked in a low voice, and the two monsters only heard the word "monster" vaguely, thinking that the beauty was talking about them, so they couldn't help raising their heads and chests out, making a deliberate gesture. She looks beautiful and unrestrained, but she doesn't know that it's the ugly people who make more mischief - even uglier.

A few people walked up the mountain along a bamboo forest path, and saw a white jade pavilion indistinctly.

After walking out of this towering dense bamboo forest, I can see clearly that this is not a white jade pavilion, it is simply a white jade city.

The little monster A next to him said: "No matter how many times I come here, I feel shocked."

Little Monster B: "Yes, I have been here so many times and I have never seen this adult's face."

Little monster A said proudly: "I am stronger than you, I once saw his shadow behind the crystal curtain."

The little monster Yi said anxiously: "How is it? What does it look like?"

Little monster A: "Although I didn't see it clearly, the aura around me was about to freeze me to death. Moreover, it was very strange in there. My eyes were all white. It's fine if I'm not blind."

The two monsters muttered and brought Chen Tangtang and Zheng Yulang to the front of Baiyu City.

Guarding the city gate are two monsters in white jade armor, they are not bad looking.

Chen Tangtang took a serious look at the two of them.

Zheng Yulang pulled her sleeve suddenly, and whispered in her ear: "What are you looking at?"

Chen Tangtang: "The poor monk always thinks that monsters with more powerful mana look better."

Zheng Yulang rubbed his chin, "What you said makes sense."

He couldn't help touching her cheek again, and asked in a soft voice, "Am I pretty, or are they pretty?"

Chen Tangtang replied: "Naturally, it is the benefactor."

Zheng Yulang laughed, and couldn't help asking: "Then am I the prettiest one among the gods and monsters you saw along the way?"

You don't even have an entity, you always borrow someone else's penis, and you actually ask this poor monk this question?

Chen Tangtang said indifferently: "Don't care too much about appearance, benefactor."

Zheng Yulang patted her head, "You can really talk, no one will offend you."

When the two were chatting and laughing, the two little monsters had already handed over to the monsters here.

The two little monsters watched Zheng Yulang being crushed into the White Jade Palace with great reluctance.

The monster in the white jade armor couldn't help but stare at the "beauty" Zheng Yulang for a while, and when he came back to his senses, he immediately said seriously: "You two don't run around, here is the white jade palace city on the ground, and the nine palaces below. Qu Panhuan Cave, run around casually, be careful to step on the trap."

"Our lords have always liked quietness, and you should not talk and laugh loudly in the palace city. Also, our lords are worshiped as ancestors by many monsters. You must show enough respect to your lords."

Hearing the two chattering a lot, Chen Tangtang couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief, so they brought the two of them to a steaming pond, with two white clothes beside them.

"My lord loves white, you can only wear white clothes in this white jade palace."

It was really the first time for Chen Tangtang to see so many monsters.

When there were only two people left in front of the pool, Chen Tangtang asked, "What is the origin of this monster?"

"Being worshiped as the ancestor by the big monsters in the lower realm is enough to show how powerful he is, but monsters are monsters after all."

Zheng Yulang untied his belt unhurriedly, and blinked at her, "Come and let us relax."

Chen Tangtang: "Can't the benefactor see that there is something wrong with this pool?"

Zheng Yulang nodded, "This is ice spring water, the temperature is extremely low."

What a strange monster, like white, like cold.

"We are mortal women pretending to be in poor health. If we really use this pool to wash, we will reveal our secrets, right?"

Zheng Yulang smiled, "Smart, so we don't need to dip in the water, just change our clothes. I'm afraid this is the initial trial."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Then you just had to pretend to jump in!

Zheng Yulang smiled and rolled his eyes, "Because your surprised look is really cute, I like to see it very much."

Chen Tangtang: "Benefactor, you and that monster are not long-lost brothers, are you?"

Just as eccentric!

Zheng Yulang laughed softly, "Then if he dares to touch me, it will be a mess."

Chen Tangtang couldn't help shaking his head.

When the two came out of the room, they were taken to another place by the monster waiting at the door.

Here is white everywhere, which makes Chen Tangtang dizzy, and the corridors are connected one after another. She feels that if she has no one to lead the way, she may die in this strange palace city.

The doors are pushed open one by one, and the air is getting colder and colder.

When the last white jade gate was pushed open, Chen Tangtang who didn't protect his body with golden light couldn't help shivering.

She looked up, but saw a crystal curtain, behind the curtain was a platform, and the platform was facing a snow mountain.

It's strange, I didn't see the snow mountain from the outside just now.

She really felt that everything was weird here.

I don't know which monster is so powerful?