[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

The icy cold air hit like fog, Chen Tangtang wrapped his whole body with golden light, and his pale skin gradually returned to blood color.

However, she stood here for a long time and didn't see anyone here.

Chen Tangtang looked at Zheng Yulang.

Zheng Yulang's eyes were fixed on the iceberg.

Is there something wrong with that iceberg?

Not long after, she saw a piece of snow on the iceberg move. The snow like silk slid down with the iceberg, then flew up into the air, and landed gently and steadily behind the pearl curtain. on the platform.

It wasn't until this moment that Chen Tangtang discovered that the snow on the iceberg was actually a person, with his back to the two of them, dressed in white and with white hair, looking extremely indifferent.

Zheng Yulang's eyes flashed, and he took a step forward and said, "My lord, my servant is..."

"En." The man cut off Zheng Yulang's words with a cold voice.

The flowery smile on Zheng Yulang's face also froze.

"Get out." The two words dropped hard were colder than ice.

Zheng Yulang dragged Chen Tangtang out.

The monster waiting at the door was not surprised to see the two coming out so quickly. He took the two to a residence and said coldly, "You will live here from now on."

Zheng Yulang grabbed the monster by the corner of his clothes, and he wanted to cry, "Have we offended your lord, then... can we still go out?"

The little monster glanced at Zheng Yulang's delicate face reluctantly.

"You... well, our lord has this temper, he treats everyone like this."

Zheng Yulang lowered his head, a tear was hanging on his long eyelashes, like dew on jelly grass.

The little monster felt itchy in his heart, and couldn't help saying a few more words: "You don't have to worry, although our adults are a little colder, we never torture people casually. The women in this palace are all sent by the monsters under the adults. But we adults never use it, we adults are very indifferent to female sex..."

Chen Tangtang was listening carefully, analyzing the monster's weakness, unexpectedly, at this time, Zheng Yulang actually raised his head and looked at her, as if thoughtful.

Chen Tangtang's back felt cold.

"...these women here will be changed every three months. You wait, after three months, you will be able to go down the mountain."

The little monster stared at Zheng Yulang's face, and whispered, "You can come to me when you want to leave. I have saved a lot of money over the years, enough to marry a wife."

Zheng Yulang: "..."

He didn't dare to look into Chen Tangtang's eyes at all right now, he only felt that the words "human scum" were written in her eyes.

He smiled dryly and sent the little monster out.

When the two were about to enter the room, a woman in the next room was about to go out. The woman gave them a vigilant look. When her eyes touched Zheng Yulang, she gave Zheng Yulang a vicious look and cursed: "Bah, little goblin."

Zheng Yulang and Chen Tangtang didn't bother with her and went straight into the house.

"What did you do, benefactor, to be so hated?"

Zheng Yulang spread his hands and said, "Believe it or not, I've never seen this girl before."

Chen Tangtang let out an "oh" and asked him again, "Why did you look at me like that just now?"

Zheng Yulang sighed and said, "To be honest, I can't help but worry when I hear that some monster is not lecherous."

It's strange to say this, what does it have to do with you if people are lustful or not?

Chen Tang Tang looked puzzled.

In the White Jade Palace, women live in a room with two beds, Zheng Yulang chooses a bed to sit on, and Chen Tangtang sits on the bed opposite him.

Zheng Yulang: "The desire of monsters has always been very strong, so monsters also have their own shortcomings, greedy, lustful, greedy for drinking, and fun. I have never seen a monster live like that old monster."

"No, it's not that I haven't seen it before." Zheng Yulang glanced at her and said meaningfully: "As far as I know, almost all the monsters living in the sky have something to do with you."

He leaned forward and asked her: "Jinchan, that monster is probably your acquaintance?"

Chen Tangtang was stunned, she couldn't find this person in her memory.

She shook her head hesitantly.

Zheng Yulang smiled, "There is a situation, why are you hesitating?"

Chen Tangtang said frankly: "To be honest, the poor monk has indeed never seen this monster, but if he has seen his original form, the poor monk will not know."

Zheng Yulang's eyes became strange.

Chen Tangtang was at a loss: "What are you looking at?"

Zheng Yulang: "You are really serious."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Although I don't know what ghosts you are thinking, but it is definitely not what the poor monk wants.

She went straight to bed with slippers on, turned sideways, and turned her back to Zheng Yulang, ready to sleep.

"Are you asleep right now?"

He squatted beside her bed and poked her back with his fingers, like a troubled child.

"Don't sleep. If you fall asleep and don't talk to me, my heart will be empty."

In case he would say more nasty words, Chen Tangtang turned around slowly and raised his eyelids.

Zheng Yulang only felt that his heart was gently scratched by her eyelashes.

He smiled flatteringly, "Have you noticed that the women here treat me strangely?"

Chen Tangtang said helplessly: "Okay, the poor monk knows that the benefactor is very beautiful, a beauty who can overwhelm the country and the city, is this okay?"

Zheng Yulang jumped up all of a sudden, covering his blushing face, and said, "What are you talking about!"

Chen Tangtang looked innocent, "I thought you just wanted to hear this" all over his face.

"Even if I want to hear it, I can't let you say it so casually," he rubbed his heart, "I wasn't even mentally prepared, you were so sudden, my heart almost stopped suddenly."

You are not human, what a ghost!

Chen Tangtang patted the bed, resting his head on his arm, looking sleepy, and continued: "The poor monk thought they were jealous of you."

"Jealous..." Zheng Yulang, who had never been a woman before, touched his face and suddenly thought of a possibility, "Could it be that the woman has seen the old monster here and has a good impression of him, so she is jealous of my youth and beauty? , are you afraid that I will snatch that old monster?"

Zheng Yulang sighed for a while.

Chen Tangtang nodded, closed his eyes and said, "The poor monk thinks the same way."

As soon as she finished speaking, she felt a burst of heat on her face.

Mischief again.

As soon as she opened it, she fell into his purple eyes.

Zheng Yulang raised the corners of his lips and showed a sly smile, "Let's go and do something big."

Chen Tangtang quietly waited for him to continue speaking.

Zheng Yulang's purple eyes are like grapes soaked in water, with icing sugar on them.

他舔了舔唇，小声道：“就像是我们之前计划的那样，我们偷偷溜出去，把老妖怪套麻袋揍一顿拖到他主人那里，解决这一难，咱们就迅速溜走。 Even if we didn't find the old monster when we went out at night and met other monsters, we can still say that we are newcomers, we are a little curious, so we come out casually."

Chen Tangtang nodded: "Yes."

In the middle of the night, Zheng Yulang directly woke up Chen Tangtang who had already fallen asleep.

Chen Tangtang wanted to get up, but accidentally pressed his hair, and pulled it violently, that hurt!Might as well shave your head bald.

Zheng Yulang came over and carefully helped her hold up her hair.

"You don't feel bad, others do. Be careful."

Chen Tangtang: "Don't worry about the things outside your body."

Zheng Yulang choked.

When did hair become a thing of the world?Although it's fake and conjured up, it's still a part of your body... a part of your body...

Zheng Yulang's eyes fluttered, and he clenched the handful of blue silk tightly.

So... the two of them are in skin-to-skin contact now?

oops.

He blushed again.

Chen Tangtang didn't have the time to care about these things, so she simply grabbed her hair and let the black hair hang down behind her.

With disheveled hair and pajamas, the two tiptoed out, ready to be put in sacks.

At night, the White Jade Palace City looked very deserted. They didn't even hear the voices of the guards and patrollers. They were only accompanied by the bright lights on the walls and the endless white walls.

Chen Tangtang covered his mouth and whispered: "The poor monk doesn't know the way, do you know the way, benefactor?"

Zheng Yulang: "You don't know the way. I have experienced it a long time ago, and I have made preparations. Don't worry, I will mark it when the day comes."

However, when the two of them followed the mark, what awaited them was a wall—white, without any connection.

Zheng Yulang lost his hand in front of Chen Tangtang, he really felt a little embarrassing.

He fumbled around the wall with his hands, not daring to turn his head to see Chen Tangtang's expression.

Chen Tangtang said indifferently: "This white jade palace city is strange."

Zheng Yulang got the steps and came down immediately, saying: "Yes, my mark cannot be wrong, it must be because of this palace city."

Chen Tangtang thought of another living cave, could it be that the walls here are also living?

At this moment, a bell rang suddenly in the White Jade Palace.

Startled, the two looked at each other.

Chen Tangtang: "Could it be that someone has discovered us and rang the bell to warn us?"

Zheng Yulang looked around, "No, there is no one around here, if you leave, something must have happened."

The two walked back along the markers. It was also lucky that they saw the tail of a team as soon as they returned to their residence.

"Walk."

The two chased after it again, and found that this row of people was the woman who lived here.

What is this for?

Although they didn't understand, the two of them still mixed in and stayed at the end.

Zheng Yulang asked the woman in front, "What are you doing?"

The woman didn't look back, and asked in a low voice, "Are you new here?"

Zheng Yulang said softly: "Yes, sister, I am not sensible, please give me some advice."

The woman sighed, and said in a hoarse voice: "The women here are all snatched by other monsters and dedicated to this lord, although the lord is not interested in female sex..."

Zheng Yulang interjected, "Could it be that he's interested in masculinity?"

The woman almost choked on his words.

"Can you speak, my lord..." The woman's voice suddenly fluttered, "...he is not that kind of person, he is perfect enough for anyone to worship."

Zheng Yulang curled his lips.

It's not that he was bragging, he felt that the monster couldn't stand his worship at all.

Chen Tangtang: "What's the matter with the bell?"

The woman's voice was also slightly confused, "I'm not too sure, it seems that the lord is looking for someone, and every time he feels something, he will ring the bell to let the women here gather."

Zheng Yulang glanced at Chen Tangtang again.

Chen Tangtang was speechless.

Could this be her fault too?Totally impossible!

It's impossible to meet a man and have a quarrel with her, okay?

For this, Zheng Yulang expressed disbelief.

Zheng Yulang: "Where are we going to gather?"

The woman was shocked, "Shh, don't talk too much, adults don't like us talking too much, we will be there soon."

From Chen Tangtang's point of view, every road in this White Jade Palace is exactly the same, and I don't know how to walk, the corridors gradually become wider, and there is actually a river in the middle, the water in the river is still Mixed with ice cubes.

Zheng Yulang whispered to Chen Tangtang, "This is water melted from the snow-capped mountains."

"So, this river is connected to where the lord is?"

Chen Tangtang and Zheng Yulang looked at each other, and they both understood that the other party had the same idea.

You can find that old monster along the river!

When the two made a new plan and prepared to fight, the team stopped.

I saw those women sitting on the embankments on both sides of the river, with their legs hanging into the river. Fortunately, the water level of the river was not high enough to wet their shoes and socks.

Chen Tangtang and Zheng Yulang did as the Romans did, and they also imitated those women's postures and sat down.

After waiting for an unknown amount of time, when Chen Tangtang leaned on Zheng Yulang's shoulder and was about to fall asleep, Zheng Yulang suddenly grabbed her wrist.

She opened her eyes blankly.

He turned his head and said into her ear, "Hush, listen carefully."