[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

Chen Tangtang and his second apprentice turned around a screen and left the bedroom.

Bajie looked around and said in a low voice, "There are no monsters."

Only then did Chen Tangtang say: "Teacher, why did he bring you back?"

Bajie smiled slightly, staring at Master with tender eyes and said, "Of course it's because I don't care about Master, so I pretended to be invincible and let them bring me in."

Chen Tangtang: "What about your senior brother?"

Bajie brushed the hair in front of his forehead, his voice became deeper and deeper, and his scalp tingled: "Master is really serious, he only cares about senior brother, don't you ask me if I'm injured?"

Chen Tangtang: "...Oh, are you injured?"

Bajie's eyelashes drooped, and he said in a low voice: "I'm hurt. When I saw Master being taken away by monsters, I was so frightened that my limbs were cold and my heart couldn't even beat."

Chen Tangtang gave an "um" and nodded in understanding.

Bajie is happy.

However, she said: "Probably because the teacher is too far away from you, your heart is not supplying enough blood."

Bajie: "..."

Master, do you really want to spoil the scenery like this?

Seeing that his master was still looking at him innocently, Bajie could only sigh silently: "Eldest brother went to find rootless water."

"Rootless water?"

"Well, this monster is very evil, and the fire he provokes can't be extinguished like water, so my brother and I want to try rootless water."

"The rootless water refers to the rainwater that falls from the sky. At this time, the eldest brother may have asked the Dragon King to borrow rain."

Chen Tangtang nodded: "I hope he can succeed. Don't look at this monster king who looks young, but in fact, he has a smart mind and strong mana."

Bajie laughed and said: "Of course we know this, monsters can change their appearance at will, so it is extremely unwise to judge a monster's age by its appearance."

Bajie took out a folding fan from his sleeve and put it in front of his lips, saying: "This little demon king is at least a hundred years old, and an old monster like this who has kept a child's figure for a long time is generally uneasy and kind."

Chen Tangtang thought about his coquettish and well-behaved appearance.

Seeing that Master didn't take it seriously, Bajie continued: "The surrounding mountain gods and lands are afraid of him. He is known as the King of the Holy Infant. Master must be careful. But...how can Master tell him stories?"

Chen Tangtang was also helpless: "When Wei Shi was caught by him in the cave, he was mad about his insomnia. Later, the dead horse was treated as a living horse doctor, so I asked Wei Shi to coax him to sleep."

Bajie gritted his teeth: "This shameless monster!"

"There is no way for the teacher to lull people to sleep. I have to tell him stories. Unexpectedly, he fell asleep without telling a few words each time, and he didn't seem to be insomnia at all. Oh, yes, he told the teacher Call him Honghaier, and he also said that as long as he stays with him for a thousand and one nights as a teacher, he will let him go as a teacher."

Bajie hated it even more: "Master, don't be fooled by his rhetoric!"

He rolled his eyes and said, "Why don't we run away? As long as we pass this boundary, he won't be able to travel thousands of miles to other boundaries to catch us."

Chen Tangtang nodded: "It makes sense."

As soon as she finished speaking, there was a sudden shout from inside the house: "Come here! The elder is gone, he must have escaped, chase me!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

He hasn't escaped yet, so he wants to chase after him.

Bajie was helpless: "We have to wait for the elder brother to deal with it."

Chen Tangtang couldn't help thinking: The big apprentice is going to the Dragon King, will he run into Ao Lie?I don't know what happened to him.

"Come on! Where did you all die?"

The sound was getting closer, Hong Hai'er kicked open the door, only to see his elder standing at the door.

"Huh?" The fury on the red boy's face suddenly sank, revealing a harmless smile, "Why is the elder here?"

Chen Tangtang rolled up her sleeves, inside was a flower transformed from Bajie, she calmly said: "The poor monk is standing outside."

Red Boy's eyes were bright, and he asked warmly, "Are you worried about disturbing my sleep?"

Before Chen Tangtang could speak, he asked himself and answered: "I knew it, I knew it, Elder, your heart is so soft, and you are so gentle..."

He opened his arms, trying to throw himself into her arms like a child.

Chen Tangtang suddenly said: "Your Majesty, you are not wearing shoes."

The red boy paused, rubbing his two tender little feet against each other, raised his face, and said in a timid voice: "Elder, don't be angry, okay? I'll go back to bed right away, right away!"

After that, he turned around and got into the door again.

Bajie was stunned. The fierce and vicious Holy Infant King in front of them was completely different from the shy and cute Red Boy in front of the master.

Master, you are really good.

However, after a while, the red boy turned around again.

He walked up to Chen Tangtang.

Ba Jie, who was hiding in the master's sleeve, immediately became alert.

Honghaier stretched out his hand and reached for Chen Tangtang's sleeve.

Oops, I'm afraid I've been recognized!

Bajie was about to jump out, and took the lead, but saw that Honghai'er's hand shifted and grabbed Chen Tangtang's sleeve.

Hey?

Hong Haier tugged on Chen Tangtang's sleeve with a smile: "Elder, you come too."

After speaking, he dragged Chen Tangtang back to the bedroom.

Chen Tangtang's face remained motionless, with a cold expression.

Hong Haier quickly jumped onto the bed and nestled under the blanket.

"Have you washed your feet?"

The red boy froze, and immediately acted coquettishly with a flattering face: "There is no gray, no gray, I wrapped it with demon power...Only you, the elder, are afraid that I will be cold, let me wear boots, and forbid me to go barefoot." .”

Bajie: "..."

It always feels like you're being self-indulgent.

"It's the elder who loves me..." Red Boy sighed in an old-fashioned way with a shy face, "None of my parents ever cared about me."

Co-author, you treat my master as your father and mother, don't you?

Chen Tangtang raised his hand and patted his head lightly.

Hong Haier looked at her with a smile, and asked, "Elder, where did the story end?"

"Speaking of the year when Jinshan Temple was snowed heavily..."

Honghaier said: "But, I don't want to hear Jinshan Temple anymore, I want to hear your story, Elder."

Chen Tangtang pursed her lips tightly, every time she did this, her expression became more serious and unfriendly.

Hong Haier rubbed her cuff with the tip of his nose, his voice seemed to be filled with honey: "Brother——"

Chen Tangtang said: "The words of the poor monk... are just learning the scriptures along the way."

Hong Haier showed a curious expression: "Did you encounter anyone or something that made you unforgettable, brother?"

The flower branches that Ba Jie turned into sneaked out a little bit from Chen Tangtang's sleeves, and just from this point, he could see that although Hong Boy's face was innocent, his hands almost tore through the quilt.

Chen Tangtang didn't realize it and said: "Unforgettable...but there are."

"Tear--"

Chen Tangtang looked around: "What's the sound?"

Red Boy said obediently: "Probably it's a mouse. Recently, there are always rats in the cave."

Chen Tangtang said helplessly: "I don't know what all of you are thinking. Why do good monsters live in caves? The cave is not well ventilated and it's so humid. It's not good for your health in the long run."

The red boy fell down with a "huh", like a bean worm, wrapped in the quilt and pushed forward until he reached Chen Tangtang's legs, and put his head on it.

shameless!shameless!shameless!

Bajie was so angry that only this sentence remained in his mind.

"Sure enough, only my brother will care if my body will get sick."

Bajie: "..."

are you crazy?You are a monster, why are you so easy to get sick and eat people?

"Brother, tell me about someone you remember deeply?" The red boy raised his pretty face, looking extremely harmless.

Bajie, who had turned into a flower, frowned secretly, and the petals trembled.

This little demon king's intentions are definitely not good.

Chen Tangtang said lightly: "There are too many people and things that are deeply remembered, but the most profound thing is really..."

what?

Bajie also showed some curiosity.

However, Chen Tangtang put his hand into the sleeve on the other side, and took out a few pills - some were emerald green, some were light yellow, some were pink, and some were silver.

"What is this? Candy?" Red Boy asked.

Chen Tangtang shook his head: "This is medicine, a fairy medicine."

The red boy rolled his round eyes and asked with a smile, "Then can I have one?"

"The medicine is three-point poisonous, how can it be eaten indiscriminately?"

Chen Tangtang looked at the appearance of the red boy, and silently put the emerald green pill into his sleeve.

At this moment, Hong Haier suddenly stared at the door and shouted, "Who? Who sneaked in?"

Chen Tangtang thought that the big apprentice had exposed him, so he turned his head to look. Unexpectedly, his palm felt cold, and the red boy pecked a pill.

She looked down, only two of the original three pills were left in her hand, and the light yellow pill was gone.

"You..." Chen Tangtang looked up.

Hong Haier swallowed it with a smile, but said arrogantly: "This is the most important thing for my brother, so if I eat it, will I become the most important thing for my brother..."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

You unlucky boy, do you still have a smile on your face?

Chen Tangtang said with a straight face: "Spit it out!"

Hong Hai'er patted his belly and said with a smile, "It's late."

Chen Tangtang was speechless.

"Brother? Are you angry? Don't be angry, okay?" Hong Haier begged her softly again.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Stay away from the poor monk, you hundred-year-old goblin.

Chen Tangtang finally said helplessly: "Do you know what you swallowed?"

"what?"

He is still having fun!

"What you are eating is the elixir refined by the Supreme Lord, and even the poor monk does not know what the effect of this elixir is."

The smile on the corner of Honghai'er's mouth froze.

Chen Tangtang wondered, "So why did you eat it without asking? Maybe it's an elixir that reduces your cultivation? Maybe it's an elixir that makes you a girl?"

Hong Hai'er finally couldn't hold back his smile.

He pursed his lips, endured it, and couldn't help crying and said with a mournful face: "I just think that the medicine in your hand seems to be delicious, brother."

Chen Tangtang shook his head: "The poor monk thinks that you want to take away the most important things from the poor monk."

Chen Tangtang's casual sentence hit the nail on the head.

The cuteness on the red boy's face was all gone, he stared at Chen Tangtang and said loudly: "Yes, brother, you guessed right, I just want to take away the important people and things of the brother, because the most important thing is now People are me, and you will revolve around me in the future!"

Bajie couldn't help but come out and beat up this brat, bah, brat who is hundreds of years old.

Chen Tangtang stood up.

Hong Haier panicked and hurriedly tugged on Chen Tangtang's sleeve.

Chen Tangtang rolled his sleeves and took a step back.

The red boy burst into tears with a "wow", rolled from the bed to Chen Tangtang's feet, scratched his feet, and yelled loudly: "No, no, brother, don't be angry with me, I want my brother to be my best friend!" Important family! Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa—"

This cry is like a magic sound piercing my brain.

Chen Tangtang covered his ears.

But a little monster ran over from the passage, and was startled by Zheng Moyin.

The little monster covered his ears and shouted: "My lord! My lord! My lord——"

Wiping away tears and crying, Hong Haier scolded, "You didn't see that I was busy!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

The little monster shouted: "But a man called Sun Xingzhe came to the king outside and asked the king to let his master go."

"Master..."

Before the tears were wiped off, Hong Haier jumped up: "Snatch my brother? No way! Go, beat him up!"

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