[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

The bedroom door slammed shut with a bang.

Chen Tangtang stared at the door for a while before touching his sleeve.

Bajie received the signal and slowly slipped out of her sleeve.

A flower fluttered down and turned into a handsome man in mid-air.

Bajie stretched his waist, tapped his shoulder with the folding fan in his hand, tilted his head and said with a smile: "Brother is making a scene outside, we just took the opportunity to slip away!"

Chen Tangtang nodded.

The two walked out along the passage, and walked all the way, but they didn't see half of the monster.

Ba Jie said: "They must be outside to cheer for the little demon king, this is convenient for us."

However, as soon as the two of them walked into the hall, they saw that there was a flood outside, and the chaotic water flowed into the hall through the stone gate continuously. Right now, the water in the hall was already submerged to the ankles.

Fearing that his shoes would get wet, Chen Tangtang was about to back away, but was suddenly picked up by someone in the air.

"Disciple, you..."

Bajie laughed so harmlessly to humans and animals: "Isn't it my duty for disciples to share the master's worries and problems?"

"Then thank you, apprentice." Chen Tangtang didn't seem to feel anything wrong, and said indifferently.

Bajie sighed in his heart, so he had to hold Master even tighter.

He touched the water with his toes, and escaped from the cave in a short while.

However, the situation outside the cave made both of them stunned.

It was raining heavily outside the house, and the rain was pouring down, but there was a raging fire burning in the heavy rain, and it didn't seem to be extinguished by the rain at all.

Bajie frowned and said: "It seems that this rootless water can't do anything about this monster's fire, I'm afraid senior brother is in danger."

At this time, the two saw a black shadow in the fire. The shadow covered his mouth and seemed to be coughing badly. The stick in his hand was stuck on the ground, and he didn't look very good.

Chen Tangtang grabbed Bajie and asked, "Then... but your senior brother?"

Bajie: "It looks like it."

Chen Tangtang hurriedly said: "Go and save him quickly, don't worry about being a teacher anymore."

"But..." Bajie's beautiful peach blossom eyes fixedly stared at her.

Chen Tangtang said calmly: "It doesn't matter if you are a teacher. After all, that monster will not hurt you. You continue to find ways to restrain the monster. The teacher will wait for you."

Bajie sighed deeply, and said in an inexplicable way: "Master...you really care about senior brother."

Chen Tangtang looked strange, raised his palm and stroked his hair: "What silly words are you talking about, if you are in danger, as a teacher, I will ask your elder brother to save you."

Bajie was taken aback.

Chen Tangtang was helpless: "You are all apprentices of the poor monk, and the poor monk will never treat one more than another."

Bajie shook his head: "No...Master, you don't know..."

In the middle of speaking, he suddenly stopped, and laughed to himself, with a sense of helplessness in his sweet smile.

Bajie put Chen Tangtang in a place where there was no rain, and smiled softly: "After all, it is Master's order, and I will do it for you even if I die."

With that, he jumped into the fire.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

What are you talking about so scary?Don't you know your ability to be a poor monk?

Bajie grabbed Sun Xingzhe in the true fire of samadhi.

Sun Xingzhe wiped his red and tearful eyes from the smoke, and asked eagerly, "What are you doing, you idiot?"

Bajie covered his mouth and nose, and said in a muffled voice: "Master asked me to rescue you!"

The expression on Sun Xingzhe's face became softer, but the next moment he reprimanded Bajie: "Get out quickly, don't delay me, I was not afraid of being caught in the fire of Taishang Laojun back then, but now this little flame What can I do? I was just teasing that monster!"

Sun Xingzhe pretended to be relaxed: "Go back to Master, protect Master well, and don't let that monster succeed! If you get the chance, you and Master will run west, and I will catch up."

However, even after he said this, Bajie still did not let go.

Sun Xingzhe's eyes were red from the smoke, he stared and said angrily, "What are you still doing? Go and protect Master!"

Bajie said indifferently: "Brother, it's useless for you to yell at me. Although I regret it now, I have already promised Master that I must rescue you."

"Save me! I'm fine!"

"You don't have to be brave. It seems that the Dragon King's rootless water is useless. Let's discuss it again."

After all, Bajie forced Sun Xingzhe to jump out of the flames.

Sun Xingzhe was worried about Chen Tangtang's safety, and also worried about the demon fire of the monster. In addition, the fire was burning and raining, and he was trapped inside and outside. I gave him a hand.

Sun Xingzhe looked indifferent, but still said firmly: "I'm fine, I just tripped and fell."

"Where are the monkeys running away!" Hong Haier swung his gun and chased after the two of them.

Bajie hurriedly helped Sun Xingzhe back.

The three of them chased after each other and gradually left Chen Tangtang's sight.

Seeing that the great sage had left, the dragon kings of the four seas put away their magical powers, and the rain stopped.

"In my opinion, let's go first, the Great Sage can't take care of us anyway."

"exactly."

"Brother, what are you looking for?"

The Dragon King of Xihai touched the dragon's horn and said in wonder, "I feel like I forgot something, but I don't know what I forgot."

"It must be something unimportant. Let's go back first, and then send someone over to look for it slowly."

The Dragon King of Xihai thought it made sense, so he put the matter aside and went back to the Dragon Palace with his brothers first.

Chen Tangtang saw that the rain had stopped and the monster was gone, so he was about to sneak away, but after walking a few steps, he saw a round object that looked like a lamp and some kind of plant in the sea between the stones.

What is this?

Chen Tangtang approached curiously, but was surprised to find that it was indeed a kind of plant. The flower buds of that plant were milky white, and after soaking in water, they turned translucent. Shiny snake.

Hey?

Chen Tangtang got closer.

Only then did she see clearly what kind of snake this was, it was clearly a little white dragon with a dragon horn, the flower bud was only the size of two palms, and the little dragon was even smaller and thinner.

Xiaolong's body was coiled into a ball, with his head resting on his body, as if he was hibernating.

After Chen Tangtang saw the details of this little dragon, he couldn't help but widen his eyes.

This... This is her little apprentice, Ao Lie!

How did he become like this?

Chen Tangtang calmed down, and there was a faint guess in his heart - it seemed that the red line made trouble again.

She couldn't leave her apprentice alone.

Chen Tangtang carefully took out the flower bud from the crack of the stone, and there was a flower branch under the flower bud. Chen Tangtang carried the flower branch like a lantern, and the wick was her little apprentice who was hibernating. .

Chen Tangtang found a direction to escape, and walked halfway, suddenly, a person from the sky landed in front of her eyes, and that person was none other than the Holy Infant King Honghaier.

He stared at her steadfastly, neither speaking nor acting.

got caught.

Even though Chen Tangtang was nervous, she still had a relaxed and indifferent look on her face, as if she just came to wander around in this forest.

Chen Tangtang took the lead: "Why is Your Majesty here?"

Red Boy raised his eyebrows.

Chen Tangtang made another move: "Your Majesty..."

However, before this trick was finished, Hong Haier suddenly tilted his head to look at her, and asked softly, "Who are you?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Are you a memory of a fish?

Hey, wait...he has no memory of the poor monk?Is it the pill?

"Oh, I see," Hong Haier smiled sweetly, "You are dad!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Be good, don't call it that, if your real father hears it, won't it cause family conflicts?

Amitabha, the poor monk doesn't want to, and doesn't have the ability to give your father a cuckold.

The red boy moved suddenly, with the speed of the wind, and threw himself into Chen Tangtang's arms. Chen Tangtang subconsciously protected his body with golden light.

"Boom-"

Red Boy's head hit his golden light.

"Father—" He covered the big bag on his head, his eyes turned red instantly, and he looked at Chen Tangtang weeping.

Chen Tangtang said: "The poor monk is not your father."

"Huh?" Hong Haier still had tears in the corners of his eyes, but he seemed to have forgotten the big bump on his forehead. He stared blankly at Chen Tangtang, "Oh, I got it, I got it, you are my mother!"

Chen Tangtang: "...No."

"That's dad."

"The poor monk said no."

"I don't care! I don't care! You are either my father or my mother. I remember the familiar milky smell on your body!" The red boy was about to turn into a bear boy again.

Milky?

Chen Tangtang raised his sleeve and sniffed, and found that there was indeed the fragrance of milk on his body from his hole.

Co-author, are you a mother if you have milk?

Forget it, it's just a title anyway, Amitabha, the poor monk shouldn't care so much.

"up to you."

Some people insist on being the son of the poor monk, and the poor monk is very helpless.

Hong Haier giggled, and took Chen Tangtang's hand: "I'll just say it, Dad, you still don't admit it."

He dragged Chen Tangtang back to the cave, and before he could take a few steps, he stopped suddenly.

"No!" Hong Hai'er turned her head to stare at Chen Tangtang, "Dad, you didn't recognize me just now, did you have another son outside?"

Chen Tangtang has never had a family life, and he really doesn't know how to deal with such family conflicts.

Red Boy gritted his teeth: "Hmph, sooner or later he will have to pay the price."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Ah, red boy's real father is sorry for letting you take the blame.

However, what is the purpose of the Taishang Laojun refining this maddening pill?

Chen Tangtang had completely forgotten that those few pills were randomly used by Taishang Laojun to hit her on the forehead, not for her to be given to others. Oh, yes, it was not for her to be given for others, but for this bear Children are scrambling to eat.

Is this the so-called self-inflicted evil?

"Father!" Hong Haier took Chen Tangtang's arm affectionately, "What would Daddy want to eat? Do you want monkey brains? Or do you want to eat pork belly?"

Should the poor monk be glad that your father and I are not in your recipe?

"Why are you eating them?"

The red boy rubbed against Chen Tangtang with his red face, and said with a smile, "Because it's delicious."

"However, the poor monk escaped into Buddhism and became a vegetarian."

Red Boy blinked his eyes in confusion: "Did Daddy escape into Buddhism because of his failure?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

What kind of strange image does your father have in your eyes?

Ah, no, what kind of misunderstanding do you have about monks!

Hong Haier continued: "Don't you have a lot of young lovers out there, and you keep plowing the fields like an old scalper, don't you still enjoy it?"

Chen Tangtang: "Stop talking."

Hong Haier looked at her: "Huh?"

"A good boy shouldn't say such things."

"Oh——" Honghaier nodded sensiblely, he supported his dear "old father", and comforted him in a gentle voice: "Don't worry, Daddy, the boy will try his best to find good medicine for Daddy, so that Daddy can regain his glory, oops, I should write and tell my mother about it."

"Can't you not mention this one?"

Hong Haier showed a tacit smile to Chen Tangtang, and then compared a movement of locking his mouth.

"Also, Daddy also hopes that you can put down the butcher knife, stop shouting, beating and killing, and stop cannibalism." Chen Tangtang persuaded sincerely.

Red Boy blinked his watery eyes, smiled and said, "It's not impossible, but Daddy has to promise me one condition first."

Chen Tangtang suddenly felt that his smile was malicious.

"Hmm..." Before Chen Tangtang could speak, he was grabbed by the red boy and thrown onto a fluffy cloud.

Red Boy also jumped up immediately.

Chen Tangtang sat up, and before he could figure out the situation, he saw huge waves sweeping towards the sky, submerging those several mountain peaks in an instant.

The red boy glared at the sky angrily, and asked loudly, "Who did it! Come out!"

The clouds swayed with his anger, Chen Tangtang carefully protected the bud in his hand.

Hong Haier suddenly realized something, turned around and smiled embarrassedly at Chen Tangtang: "Father, I'm sorry, I forgot that you are still on the cloud, don't worry, I won't do that again."

Chen Tangtang nodded in bewilderment.

At this moment, a familiar voice came from the cloud——

"It's your grandson who flooded your cave!"

Hong Haier said angrily: "You are disrespectful to my father, I will take your life today!"

"Father?" Sun Xingzhe was also puzzled, "Who is your father? Where is your father?"

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! How dare you miss my daddy, you dwarf! Get lost!" The red boy raised the tip of his gun and charged towards Sun Xingzhe.

Chen Tangtang was speechless, she didn't know where to complain?

You kid can't talk, so stop talking, okay?And, who do you call a dwarf, you are obviously the shortest here!

This cheap and stupid son of hers is simply—killing one thousand enemies and harming oneself eight hundred.

No, no, she is not his real father, why worry about him?

The author has something to say: Red Boy: Mother, come and see my father

Chen Tangtang: ...

Princess Iron Fan: Baby, you...

Bull Demon King: You actually have someone behind my back!No wonder my son doesn't look like me!

Chen Tangtang: This... poor monk really can't do it!