[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

"To be honest, do you still remember what you and I came to Arkham for, Diana."

"what?"

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The above is the conversation between Batman and Wonder Woman just now. From this question and answer, it can be seen that Wonder Woman is indeed...

Ok.

Can't remember what she and Batman came to Arkham Asylum orz

"Take it easy, B..."

Wonder Woman swears that when she answered Batman's question just now, she just blurted it out of her mind, so after she realized what she just said, she quickly made up for it.

But before she could call Batman out of her mouth, she shrugged her shoulders under his gaze and said, "Well, Batman, no matter what we came to Arkham for, but obviously, the current situation Makes all the 'for what' irrelevant, doesn't it?"

Batman said, "No."

Wonder Woman: "..."

This is really not flattering.

Wonder Woman, who was choked by Batman's answer, gave him a speechless look, and she said, "It's easy for you to lose your only teammate now."

Wonder Woman's words made Batman look at her a little speechless, and he said, "I thought I lost it just now?"

Thinking of how she just ate but didn't wipe her mouth clean, Batman's usual cold tone became a little helpless.

You must know that among the members of the Justice League, they neither have the speed force like the Flash, nor have the real steel body like Superman, nor are they a demigod like Wonder Woman. The reason why Batman can pass them Being the brain (guy) of the Justice League is definitely more than just because of his superpowers - being rich (... just kidding).

However, his resourcefulness and strategizing are useless after encountering a pig teammate who is slowing down, okay?

Just as he regretted bringing The Flash instead of Superman last night, Batman now regrets bringing Wonder Woman to Arkham Asylum instead of Superman.

Although the Lasso of Mantra is indeed Wonder Woman's weapon, it can't be used only in her hands, and it doesn't have to be used against Ysu in Arkham Asylum.

"nonsense."

Wonder Woman refuted Batman's words, she said, "If you lost me just now, then I am still standing here talking to you? I have already formed a group with Winky to steal food."

Batman: "..."

and many more.

So after the Flash left him in a hurry, instead of going back to Central City to continue working, he went to steal food! ?

"of course."

Wonder Woman seemed to be able to read what Batman was thinking, she said, "I think Winky hasn't been killed yet, mainly because he runs too fast."

You must know that if the Flash ate it when the clowns were not eating, probably only Yisu would know about it, but if the clowns ate it while the clowns were eating...

don't blow.

Unless their brains were flooded, how could they not guess who was stealing from the food that disappeared inexplicably?

So it's not unreasonable for Wonder Woman to say that the Flash hasn't been killed just because he runs too fast.

It's not surprising to hear Wonder Woman say this, knowing that she has a speed close to the speed of light, but the problem is——

"how do you know?"

Just like what Wonder Woman just said, at first Ys knew about it because she was in front of the food, and later the Joker and the others knew about it because they were in front of the food, so Wonder Woman who is now in front of him instead of in front of the food How did you know the Flash was stealing it?

Thinking of this, Batman suddenly said, "You ate without cleaning your mouth."

Hearing the words behind Batman, Wonder Woman subconsciously said, "Nonsense, I wiped my mouth clean this time."

However, as soon as the words fell, her expression was paused, wait, did she just stupidly jump into the hole dug by Batman?

Wonder Woman took a look at Batman, even though she couldn't see his blue eyes through the helmet, but he believed that the way he looked at her now must be expressing—

Don't call yourself this time, right?

But in fact, Batman is not that boring. After successfully trapping Wonder Woman, he finally knew why she came out to talk with him after eating the Chinese food made by Ysu instead of staying in and continuing to dine with the clown. up.

"It's not my fault."

Wonder Woman spread her hands towards Batman, showing a helpless expression, and she said, "It's because you haven't tasted the Chinese food made by Ys, it's really the most delicious food in the world. I can’t imagine that there are still people in the world who can make simple food so amazing, it’s really amazing.”

"Can you imagine? Batman, just like you stood up every time we thought you were going to fall down. I thought the so-called most delicious food in the world only existed in other people's imaginations and memories. The former could Unlimited fantasies, the latter will be beautified because of the memory."

"But the Chinese food made by Yisu told me that there really is the most delicious food in the world. She..."

Batman, who watched Wonder Woman turn into a blowjob in front of him, couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth. After she finished blowing on Ysu, he said, "I think I can imagine it."

Just because she ate a few bites, Wonder Woman joined the Suzu League, isn't that enough proof?

"Ok."

Wonder Woman, who understood Batman's overtones, cleared her throat and asked, "So?"

Batman glanced at her: "I'm afraid that if I stop you again, there will be infighting in the Justice League."

Wonder Woman couldn't help laughing because of Batman's words, and she said, "Aren't you together?"

"No."

"I have to say, maybe you can trust Yisu."

Wonder Woman said, "Although I haven't used the lasso of truth on her yet, I have talked with Yisu, and I think what she said is true."

Not because Ys has a face that is easy to believe, but because from her tone and attitude towards her, Wonder Woman believes that she and (from another world) are indeed on good terms friend.

"I know."

Although Batman said so, he didn't change his mind. He glanced at Wonder Woman and said, "But there is always a need for a rational person."

"Terrible."

Wonder Woman couldn't help but shook her head. Wonder Woman wasn't the only superhero who was in the kitchen at the time. She knelt, and Flash also knelt, but Batman was still standing.

This is not a problem with Batman's sense of smell, but that his will, which is firm enough to control the green light ring, is too strong, so powerful to a terrifying degree.

However, Wonder Woman who lamented so much didn't know that Batman's will is very strong, and it's true that it is so powerful that it is terrifying, but it doesn't mean anything.

Because there is only one positive answer about whether he will kneel in front of the Chinese food made by Ys, so this is not a question at all. There is only one real question, and that is when will he kneel in front of the Chinese food made by Ys That's all.

And soon, Yisu gave an accurate answer to this question.

Batman was able to reject the temptation from the smell of food while being vigilant, but could he refuse the Chinese food that Yisu sent to him without being defensive or vigilant?

obviously--

Does not.

Different from other heavy-flavored Chinese dishes such as the fragrant fish head with chopped peppers, Sha Jiang Chicken, one of the traditional Cantonese dishes, is not as overbearing as fish head with chopped peppers in terms of appearance or aroma, just like Yi Su. Harmless to humans and animals.

Therefore, after being coaxed (...) by Yisu, who is harmless to humans and animals, the undefended Batman ate a ginger chicken that looked as harmless to humans and animals as Yisu, and then...

who am I?

Where am i?

what happened?

When the Sand Ginger Chicken, which seems to have no lethality in terms of appearance or aroma, was first imported, the mystery of it was that its freshness almost made Batman eat his soul out of his body.

Not to mention how refreshing and tender the oily yellow chicken skin is, nor how delicious and tender the snow-white chicken is, even if it’s just the innermost chicken skin and chicken bones that support the chicken skin, it’s so crispy and fragrant that it’s unbelievable the point.

Paired with spicy ginger with a touch of sweetness, it not only surprises people in taste, but also whets the appetite all at once.

Batman has eaten a lot of chicken and chicken dishes, but none of them can compare to the original ginger chicken in front of him.

what?

Didn't you say Batman said he had to stay sane, he wouldn't eat Chinese food made by Ys?

……

……

……

I'm not.

I do not have.

Don't talk nonsense.

Batman, who popped up to deny the three consecutive times, said that now he finally found the reason why Harley Quinn, the Joker and Wonder Woman seemed to have lost their minds one after another.

and……

He felt that it was normal for them to be demented because the Chinese food cooked for Yisu was so delicious.

But let’s not talk about whether it’s normal or not. Anyway, the clown and the others have also found out why Ys went to the kitchen and hasn’t returned yet. Seeing Batman occupying a plate of sand ginger chicken alone, they only feel a burst of anger in their hearts. burning.

"Batman!"

"That's our chicken!"

……

"I can't help you now, Batman."

Wonder Woman said to Batman, "After all, what you did this time was really unreasonable, and what you said just now was to stay rational."

"That's right, Batman, you said before that you wouldn't eat it."

The Flash, who was afraid that he would be killed by Harley Quinn and the others, had to show up now. In terms of speed, he could of course snatch the Sand Ginger Chicken back from Batman's hands, but... …

Relying on his speed, Harley Quinn and the others couldn't kill him, but that wasn't necessarily the case for Batman.

what?

You said he and Batman are both members of the Justice League, so he couldn't have killed him?

……

……

……

Stop it.

The Flash said with lingering fears that if he is as powerful as Superman, he has to kneel when facing Batman who has a room full of kryptonite?

Superman far away in Metropolis: "...???"

and many more.

Did you say that all the kryptonite was thrown away?

The righteous Batman: "..."

No fool would believe this.

Superman who really believed: "...???"

Batman, who had successfully slapped himself in the face, completely ignored the words of Wonder Woman and The Flash, and also ignored Harley Quinn and others who swarmed up to grab the Ginger Chicken from him.

In this regard, the clown who was just considered by Batman to be sane and eaten into his dog's stomach like the Chinese food made by Yisu really wanted to ask him——

Where is his sanity?

Was it also eaten into the dog's belly? ?