[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

Restraint is always much harder than indulgence.

Batman has clearly understood this truth since he decided to become Gotham's vigilante, but no matter how difficult it is, he gritted his teeth again and again.

It is precisely because of this that even Superman, who is the son of aliens, has to sigh that Batman is obviously more divine than the alien who is considered a god by the citizens.

In this regard, Wonder Woman and The Flash just want to say one thing——

Blind your X-ray vision!

Take a look at this guy in front of him who fights not only the Joker, Harley Quinn, but also the Batman who dares to fight his teammates Wonder Woman and The Flash, does it have anything to do with reason and restraint?

It doesn't matter half a dime!

"Diana, if I snatch the chicken leg from Batman now, how likely is it that I will survive?"

The Flash asked Wonder Woman beside him, although he was gnawing on a chicken paw, and the taste of the chicken paw was quite good, but I have to say that the chicken leg in Batman's hand seemed to be quite delicious. good--

The oily and tender chicken, just looking at it, can imagine how tender and juicy it is when you bite it.

"You should ask me how likely it is that you will be killed."

Wonder Woman glanced at the Flash who was eating from the bowl and looking at the pot, and then continued, "After all, the possibility of you surviving is too low. There are too many zeros after the decimal point, and I can't count."

flash:"……"

"I don't think Batman could have done that with his sanity."

"Yeah, but the question is—is he still sane now?"

"..."

What she said made sense, but he was speechless.

A sane Batman would never kill a teammate for a bite, but the current Batman is obviously out of his mind, so he grabs a bite... no, a chicken leg?

Believe it or not, he broke your leg on the spot!

The clown agrees very much with the practice of breaking the leg if he grabs the chicken leg, because the chicken leg in Batman's hand was snatched from him, so he wants to break his leg very much now!

It was for this reason that, unlike most people who lost their minds, the Joker also lost his mind because of the Chinese food made by Ys, but he was obviously out of his mind because of Batman's anger at the moment.

"Damn it! The agreed chin baring was just to laugh at me!"

The clown who was shocked by Batman's shameless (grab) behavior was almost blown into a pufferfish, he said, "Now eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat! Doesn't your face hurt!?"

Batman, who has successfully slapped himself in the face twice, said that he is used to it, and it doesn't matter one more time.

clown:"……"

This wave explained that he was convinced, but he still wanted to break his leg, what should I do?

After a full meal, whether it is superheroes or supervillains staying in Arkham Asylum, they all present a rare harmonious and peaceful scene because of the sage time after the meal.

You must know that in normal times, Batman and the Joker don't get along, the Joker can't talk to the other criminals in Arkham Asylum, and the criminals are unhappy with Batman, so the three parties hold hands, forming a circular circle.

But now?

Batman and the Joker didn't fight when they sat together, the Joker put his foot on Bane's lap and he didn't push him away, and Harley Quinn pulled Batman's cape to study, and he didn't refuse.

"This is really..."

The Flash looked at the scene in front of him, and couldn't help but want to marvel at the magical power of the Chinese food made by Yisu. He said, "Diana, you said that if I take this scene and submit it to the newspaper, I will get a fortune." Is it a good reward?"

Although Clark, who is Superman, is himself a reporter, the Flash did not directly reveal his identity. This does not mean that he is wary of Ysu sitting next to them, but the super villains around him.

You must know that they are surrounded by a group of super villains. Even if they don't intend to eavesdrop, they can hear what they are saying without eavesdropping at such a distance.

"meeting."

Wonder Woman said, "But at the same time, you will also have a high possibility of being killed by Batman."

After she finished speaking, she added, "Oh, I mean the kind where Batman is going to kill you whether he's sane or not."

You must know that in the hearts of all Gotham, no matter how scary Batman is, he and the clown are not the same, but if the scene in front of him is photographed and published in the newspaper...

Although some media will interpret it as Batman successfully saving a group of (super) youth (delinquents), but they are more likely to interpret it as Batman has finally fallen, and the clown and them are in trouble.

Once the citizens of Gotham accept the latter interpretation, is it possible for Batman to become their hope?

Obviously it is impossible.

but……

Wonder Woman glanced at Ys beside her, and she asked, "Ys, how did the Batman and Joker in your world deal with this problem?"

Hearing Wonder Woman's question, Yisu turned to look at her, and then heard her explain, "Because I think you seem to be used to this scene."

There is only one explanation for this, and that is that such situations must have often occurred in another world.

"really."

Ys nodded, and then smiled and told them about the Arkham sightseeing group, she laughed, "The Batbus has become a big tourist attraction in our place, every time Batman takes the clown and them When I came to eat, the citizens of New York came to take pictures."

"Cough cough."

Rao, Flash had heard Yisu talk about their world before, but he was a little surprised to hear what she said now, and...

The Flash asked curiously, "Ysu, you said you took a photo, did you take the picture of the Batbus or the clowns?"

Yisu smiled and said, "Before the meal, Batbus, after the meal, let's choose."

Hearing her answer, both Flash and Wonder Woman couldn't help laughing. They agreed that Ys's world was really interesting.

It seems that because of the addition of Ys, the whole world has become different, and even the gloomy and terrifying Gotham seems to have more bright colors besides black.

"Honey, how about you stay?"

While Ys and Wonder Woman were chatting, the clown came over at some point, and he already knew that the brunette could not stay in this world, he said, "I swear, you can get it in your original world." Anything, I can satisfy you."

"Don't make trouble."

Yisu smiled because of the clown's words, and she said, "This is simply impossible."

"Don't you have a Justice League in your world? We also have one."

"But it's different."

Hearing Yisu's words, even though he knew she didn't mean that, the Joker still looked at the only three Justice League members present - Batman, Wonder Woman and The Flash. The expressions on their faces were simply disgusted -

Same goes for the Justice League.

But the Justice League in your world obviously has no one who can fight!

Batman: "..."

flash:"……"

Wonder Woman: "..."

To put it another way, there is no Arkham in the other world.

It is said that all the Arkhams in this world seem to be very good at fighting.

The Joker didn't take Batman's disgust seriously. After all, rather than arguing with them on this issue, it would be true to spend more time keeping Yisu.

However, Yisu's heart is as firm as a rock, and she is also very good at throwing the pot away. She said: "I can actually decide whether I can stay or not. Besides, even if I can decide by myself, what do you think is another world's decision for me?" Will there be no opinion at all?"

Hearing that, the clown was about to say—I hold back opinions from another world, but before he could say anything, I heard Yisu continue, "Don't talk, the people with the most opinions must also include You, clown."

Yisu said in a very determined tone, "I'm really afraid that he will crawl over by then."

clown:"……"

Not impossible.

However, it is obviously impossible for the clown to give up lobbying Ys just like that. It's just that before he can proceed, there will be moths in the Arkham Asylum.

"A group of punks gathered at the gate of Arkham, and they all asked to stay in Arkham."

After hearing the news brought by Cash, let’s not talk about Batman’s reaction, anyway, the criminals in the Arkham Asylum exploded first——

"gangster?"

"Stay in Arkham?"

They all showed a sneer, "Did they misunderstand Arkham? Or did they misunderstand themselves?"

For the clown and others who have been unable to lobby Ysu to be successful, this news undoubtedly found a big channel for them to vent——

They can't keep Yisu!

Eat less now!

There are still people who want to share a piece of the action! ?

well.

Looking at the gangsters outside the gate of the Arkham Asylum who were yelling about how many bad things they had done to apply to be arrested in the Arkham Asylum, the clown and a group of big bosses said——

You've managed to get our attention, hot chicken!

then……

Cash, who was on duty today, received another critical blow after the clown's shameless request to return to the Arkham Asylum.

That is--

A group of Gotham's extremely dangerous high-IQ criminals headed by the clown grabbed the railing of the gate with both hands, then used one leg as a support, and the other leg got into the gap between the two railings, and finally...

While kicking outside, he yelled: "Who the hell made you do bad things!? Isn't it good to be a good person!? Next time I let my mother see you doing bad things, I will die, do you believe it or not!?"

Cash: "...!!!???"