A Guide to Fake Marriage and Real Fragrance

"Isn't it true that you got married?" In the car, Ye Zhiyu looked at Lu Yunjuan up and down.

"Is the video ready?" Lu Yunjuan answered irrelevantly, leaning back in his chair, looking loosely out of the window.

"It's done, I just sent it to you." Ye Zhiyu entered the address of the studio, got in the car and drove out of the community. The neon lights on both sides of the street were flashing, and the traffic on the road continued. "Are you really posting on Weibo?"

"Can you still have a wig?" Lu Yunjuan took out his mobile phone from his pocket, clicked on the WeChat chat interface, and saved the video sent by Ye Zhiyu, "Teach me, how to make a wig?"

"Fuck off," Ye Zhiyu scolded with a smile, "A person who has been closed on Weibo all year round suddenly promotes artists from other companies. I suspect that your real purpose is to blow up Weibo."

"Respect the Weibo engineer." Lu Yunjuan clicked into Weibo, poking the screen with his fingertips to edit the text, "It's so easy to blow up, don't break the news in Yuji."

"Okay, respect," Ye Zhiyu clicked his tongue, and drove the car in the direction of the set, "How do you plan to introduce your little crab to everyone?"

"Crab, cute, I don't accept rebuttals," while speaking, Lu Yunjuan lightly moved his fingertips and clicked send.

Lu Yunjuan: Let me introduce to you, my crab @祥云托托Captain Lin Jingse is still a baby, please take good care of her and don't accept rebuttals.

The Weibo was sent successfully. Lu Yunjuan directly ignored the Weibo message prompting the crazy increase of [-] plus, and clicked into the WeChat chat interface: "Ye Zhiyu."

Ye Zhiyu glanced at her: "Huh?"

Lu Yunjuan poked at the phone screen to type, and sent a WeChat message to Little Crab, informing her of reposting Weibo: "I'm closed all year round, so the fans on Weibo probably haven't run out?"

The corner of Ye Zhiyu's mouth twitched: "Ancestor, do you have any misunderstanding about your popularity? There are no less than 20 fans crying and begging for a blog in your comment area every day. After running? Are you making trouble? "

Lu Yunjuan turned off the phone screen, crossed his legs, and turned the phone carelessly, waiting for the little crab to message her back: "More than 20? Weibo has tens of millions of followers, but only more than 20 followers... Am I right? Is it going to be cold?"

Ye Zhiyu's breath was stagnant, and he said speechlessly: "You can shut up, the comment area of ​​the top idols is not as lively as you, and the people's idols are still open every now and then, you can only post one Weibo a year That’s right, the content of that one is fucking Happy New Year... If this popularity is considered cool, there are really not many hot people in the entertainment industry."

Lu Yunjuan half-closed his eyes and looked lazily: "Top idols? As far as I know, those top idols in Neiyu are all contestants who have no works and the ability to rely on their faces alone. , I still have the title of actress after all, do you compare me with top-ranking idols? You have a lot of skills, Ye Zhiyu, have you learned to beat around the bush and hurt your boss?"

Ye Zhiyu felt like her teeth were about to shatter: "Sister, what I compare is heat! Heat is heat! Do you understand? It's not ability! It's not box office appeal! It's not celebrity! It's heat!"

"Understood, the popularity is hot," Lu Yunjuan said casually, "So it's something I'm happy that the actress is more popular than the top idol? It shouldn't be a matter of course that the actress is more popular than the top idol I advise you to reflect on your own thoughts, why have you been assimilated by the status quo of internal entertainment? If there is popularity and traffic, you are the father? Ye Zhiyu, you have changed."

Ye Zhiyu: "..."

To be honest, Ye Zhiyu really wants to call her dad now, and remind her by the way, dad, you are also a strong player in the traffic army now!You didn't hurt yourself so much.

Ye Zhiyu took a deep breath, and held back the reminder: "Lu Yunjuan, don't forget that your little crab is also following the path of idols."

Lu Yunjuan glanced at the screen of the mobile phone. The little crab hadn't replied to her message yet, and she probably fell asleep in the car. She said casually, "My crab doesn't rely on his face to eat, thank you."

Ye Zhiyu: "That's also an idol, walking the way of idols, eating the dividends of idols, you can't deny that."

Lu Yunjuan smiled with his lips curled up, and said lazily: "I don't deny it, there is nothing to deny it. Idol is not a derogatory term. The current idols are all good, but they just lack opportunities. For example, our crabs, obviously She can rely on face, but she must rely on strength, once combined, she will be a top-ranking reserve."

Ye Zhiyu was happy: "Hey, didn't you just look down on the top class? This is the top class reserve? You really have double standards."

Lu Yunjuan sneered, with a calm expression on his face: "The ones who don't like it are not top-notch people, but people who have no works and the ability to rely on their faces for a living."

Ye Zhiyu was noncommittal, and was silent for a moment. It is an indisputable fact that the current top streamers have no works and have no ability to rely on a face to eat. However, how long can the popularity last with only a face?

It's just a flash in the pan.

There are so many beautiful younger brothers and sisters, and among them there are not a few who are strong. Those who rely on their faces for food will sooner or later be photographed on the beach by the back waves.

As the car slowly drove into the new area, Lu Yunjuan unlocked the screen of his phone and sent a message to the "Family in Love" group to report his safety.

When exiting the message interface, a new message popped up on the top of the screen, it was Little Crab.

Baby: Sister, I fell asleep just now.

Before Lu Yunjuan could reply, a series of messages popped up from the dialog box.

Baby: [Frightened] Sister!My Weibo fans have increased by more than 500 million!You bought me fans! ! ?

Baby: [Frightened] [Frightened] Sister!You are on the trending search!They said you kicked open the cabinet door yourself!

Baby: [Frightened] [Frightened] [Frightened] Sister!We are also on the hot search!The hot search said that we are openly in love! ! ?

Baby: [Cracked] Elder sister, the trending search terms exploded!Before I had time to retweet Weibo, Weibo was paralyzed!what to do!

Lu Yunjuan: "..."

Lu Yunjuan thought for a moment about the Weibo post she posted just now. It seemed to be a copywriting for an official announcement of love. She turned her head and looked at Ye Zhiyu who was concentrating on driving: "Ye Zhiyu."

Ye Zhiyu drove the car into the parking lot, the light in the car suddenly dimmed, and she asked, "What's wrong?"

Lu Yunjuan cleared his throat, lit a shock cigarette for himself, took a deep breath, and slowly exhaled: "I and the crab are on the hot search."

Ye Zhiyu looked calm, parked the car in the parking space, and said casually: "What's the fuss about?"

Lu Yunjuan looked at her through a layer of smog: "Hot search terms exploded."

Ye Zhiyu calmly took out his phone from his pocket, unlocked the screen and said, "It's normal, it's the enthusiasm you should have, I'll check the content of the entry, if the content is harmonious, it won't be public relations... ..."

Having said that, her voice stopped abruptly.

After two seconds.

Ye Zhiyu: "Lu Yunjuan."

The innocent smoke dispersed, and Lu Yunjuan closed his eyes: "Yes."

Ye Zhiyu yelled loudly: "What happened to Weibo?"

Lu Yunjuan sighed: "Sorry, I really didn't expect it to be so impatient."

Ye Zhiyu had an ominous premonition, and looked at her in disbelief: "What happened to your copywriting?"

Lu Yunjuan paused, and said truthfully: "Let me introduce to you, this is my crab, and it's still a baby. Please take good care of her and don't accept rebuttals."

Ye Zhiyu was dumbfounded, and looked at her with eyes like he had seen a ghost: "Lu Yunjuan! Are you fucking writing an official love copy!!?"

Lu Yunjuan looked at her calmly, and said innocently: "You also know that I'm usually closed, and I haven't edited other copywriting except Happy New Year. Who knows what to say about this kind of publicity, so I simply Roughly circled the key point for them, crab, mine, is still a baby, don't bully her, over."

Ye Zhiyu: "..."

Ye Zhiyu, over.

The cramped carriage was filled with various notification sounds, and Fu Shengge's mobile phone was about to be blown up by the company's emergency public relations department.

She parked the car downstairs in Lin Jingse's dormitory, and after learning what happened from the company's emergency public relations department, she hung up the phone angrily, and then called Lu Yunjuan angrily.

"Say," Lu Yunjuan's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"My mother! You fucking blew up Weibo on your own. How can you be so good! You can make fun of me by posting a video of the practice room. How do you solve it now?" Fu Shengge said.

Before Lu Yunjuan could speak on the other end of the phone, he heard a faint female voice beside him.

"Can you lower your volume?" Lin Jingse narrowed her eyes, "My sister is going deaf."

Fu Shengge: "..."

On the other end of the phone, Lu Yunjuan smiled in a good mood.

Fu Shengge was so shocked that he almost smashed his eyeballs to the ground: "Are you still in the mood to laugh? This is good, your crab was taken out of the circle by your manipulation, and now the entire entertainment industry thinks she is your girlfriend." Oh, why don't you let her mess around! She's an idol, oh idol!"

Lin Jingse's voice was very light: "No one knows me, idols and idols, at most, they are just a hitchhiker, I didn't make a name for myself, talk about whether I'm a fool or not."

Fu Shengge: "..."

Fu Shengge felt that she was about to die, and she slumped on the back of the chair with no love in her life, closed to herself.

"I called the old man," Lu Yunjuan said calmly, "The old man said he will take care of it, so I don't need to worry about it."

"How to deal with it?" The moment Fu Shengge heard the words of the old man, his mood calmed down a lot, "deny the relationship?"

"I don't deny it," Lu Yunjuan's tone was light, "I didn't say it was an introduction. Denying it is a fart. It's their business what they want to think. I can't control their thoughts, but it's okay to control their keyboards. .”

"Control the keyboard?" Fu Shengge raised his eyebrows.

"The old man said," Lu Yunjuan said lazily, "for the future of our crab, the Lu Corporation will work overtime for her tonight, and will not do anything, just hand over the lawyer's letter to the keyboard man, one by one, as for the gossip big V number , Sue one by one, not only for us, but also for those stars who spread rumors in their account. As for our Lu Group, we will benefit the entertainment circle tonight, and none of the little darlings who talk indiscriminately can escape. "

Fu Shengge was stunned for a moment, then recovered, and said fascinatedly: "Is this the legendary rich and willful?"

Lu Yunjuan: "When Weibo returns to normal, those negative public opinions will be gone. If you should repost Weibo, repost Weibo. Take advantage of the heat to give a wave of publicity to the little crab group. There is no need to post a statement, and deal with it coldly."

Fu Shengge breathed a sigh of relief, and as soon as his thoughts turned, he choked back: "No, wait a minute, Crab is about to participate in the audition for youth trainees. If you make such a fuss, will fans still buy it? It takes a lot of effort to make a debut. Fans voted, are you stupid to be a fan, to cultivate an idol who is very likely to have a house collapse crisis?"

Lu Yunjuan took a foolish attitude: "The rules of the program have been changed, and they are divided into two groups to make their debut. One group is still the same, and its debut depends entirely on fans' votes, while the other group directly breaks away from the cultivation system. Its debut depends on its own ability and has nothing to do with fans. The number of votes, at that time, there will be no such thing as whether to develop or not to rely on fans to spend money to make their debut, and it will all depend on themselves, so that they will be less restricted after their debut."

Fu Shengge couldn't believe it: "How do you know so clearly?"

Lu Yunjuan smiled: "The old man is the employer of the youth trainees."

Fu Shengge was in a trance: "Since when did the old man become the employer of youth trainees?"

Lu Yunjuan: "I just found out after we got the license. The old man told me that this kind of show that needs to rely on the fans' true feelings to spend money on you to send you to debut is not suitable for the little crab. After all, the little crab is married. To some extent Said, it’s considered deceiving fans’ feelings, we can’t do things that deceive fans’ feelings, so the old man changed the rules of the show, the group that made their debut on their own ability, the investor will not give any restrictions, including falling in love, when the show is officially announced , the program team will give vaccinations in advance to fans and friends who are following this program, and tell them the rules of the new competition system."

Fu Shengge was dumbfounded, and it took him a long time to say: "Old man, you have really worked hard."

After these words, there was a long silence in the car.

Of course, Lu Yunjuan knew why the old man did this. The old man was afraid that one day their marriage relationship would be exposed and would affect Lin Jingse's career, so he tried his best to help Lin Jingse win the right to speak.

There is no doubt that idols have no right to speak, but if this idol does not rely on fans but only on himself since his debut, it is really hard to say whether he can have absolute right to speak.

The old man has now given a new possibility. As for how to go and what the future will look like, it all depends on Lin Jingse himself.

After a long while, Fu Shengge broke the silence: "You have obtained the certificate, but your relationship, to a certain extent, can't be regarded as deceiving fans' feelings. After all, it is a contractual marriage, in name only."

Lu Yunjuan smiled: "This moment, that moment, who can say what will happen in the future."

Fu Shengge: "..."

Fu Shengge finally understands, this sister is not only thinking about the present, but also planning for the future: "Sister, if the old man doesn't intervene in the show, do you plan to take care of it?"

Lu Yunjuanyun said calmly: "How can I say that the little crab is also my first child, so it's nothing to help my daughter gain more right to speak."

Fu Shengge laughed: "So, if there is no such thing as the old man, there will be you."

Lu Yunjuan was noncommittal.

Well, there's nothing I don't understand, Fu Shengge clicked his tongue, he had to be afraid of filming, and he didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so he posted on Weibo to help the little crab do publicity, and the co-authors planned to give the little crab a rampage early in the morning way out.

She lit a cigarette for herself, and when she glanced at Lin Jingse's disgusted face, she pushed open the car window and poked her head out to smoke.

The smoke dispersed, and she lazily said, "Sister, I didn't say that you are really wrong."

Lu Yunjuan half-jokingly said: "This is the first time I have no experience as a mother, so I just want the best for my children. What's the problem?"

Fu Shengge was overjoyed: "My god, you are planning to spend a lot of money to change the competition system, to give the best to the children? Is there anyone who spoils the children so much?"

Lu Yunjuan laughed, and mocked lightly: "I'm sorry, you seem to have made a mistake, open your eyes and take a good look, I'm fucking spoiling you, understand?"

Fu Shengge choked on a puff of cigarettes, and coughed heart-rendingly: "I'm sorry to bother you."

Lu Yunjuan: "Where's my crab?"

Fu Shengge: "I'm sitting next to you."

Lu Yunjuan's tone was not kind: "Hurry up and send him back to sleep."

Fu Shengge narrowed his eyes: "I know Dad."

At this moment, Lin Jingse next to him suddenly said, "Who are you calling father?"

Fu Shengge was at a loss and didn't understand what she meant: "It's called Lu Yunjuan."

Lin Jingse narrowed her eyes, and swore sovereignty word by word: "That's my father."

Fu Shengge: "..."

Lu Yunjuan's laughter sounded, and Fu Shengge said desolately, "I can't fucking live this day."

Lin Jingse stared at her for a few seconds, spread her hand towards her, and moved her fingers: "Give it to me."

Fu Shengge raised his eyebrows, feeling that the crab was about to rebel, and deliberately teased her: "No, what?"

Lin Jingse glanced at her in disgust, her gaze was still on her face, but the words were not addressed to her: "Sister, hang up the phone."

My sister hung up the phone swiftly.

A busy tone came from the receiver, Fu Shengge: "..."

Lin Jingse raised the corners of her lips provocatively at her, and under her mournful gaze, she answered the phone call from Lu Yunjuan: "Sister."

"Go back to sleep," Lu Yunjuan said, "Didn't you all fall asleep just now, are you sleepy?"

"Woke up from shock," Lin Jingse looked out the window, still thinking about the failure to repost Weibo, "I didn't even have time to repost your Weibo."

"Retweet tomorrow," Lu Yunjuan said, "When reposting Weibo, check to see if there are any trolls in the comment area. If there are any, please take a screenshot and send him a lawyer's letter."

Lin Jingse laughed, almond eyes curved: "It sounds very arrogant."

"Can't I keep up with your footsteps?" Lu Yunjuan said, "You're walking sideways, so what am I doing?"

"Sister," Lin Jingse paused, "Can I keep walking sideways?"

"Aren't you always walking sideways?" Lu Yunjuan asked.

"It's not the kind of walking sideways," Lin Jingse said, "it's the kind of acting in TV dramas, like crabbing and others."

"You can walk diagonally if you want," Lu Yunjuan laughed.

On the other end, Fu Shengge couldn't listen anymore, so he couldn't help but glanced at Lin Jingse: "Lu Yunjuan is quite arrogant in the circle, and you, what do you want to do, you two, let's form a CP, Sister Crab."

Sister Crab: "What's the matter with you?"

Fu Shengge: "...without me, where did you know her?"

Sister Crab seemed to have never heard of it, and said to Lu Yunjuan, "Sister, have you gone back to your room?"

Lu Yunjuan: "I'm back."

Lin Jingse: "Then I'll go back to the dormitory too, you should go to bed earlier."

Lu Yunjuan responded without hanging up the phone.

Lin Jingse opened the car door and jumped down. Before hanging up the phone, she added: "Sister, when you are away from home, don't forget that you are a woman with crabs at home."

In the car, Fu Shengge choked on a mouthful of dog food and couldn't breathe.

The sensor lights in the dormitory turned on, and Fu Shengge watched as Lin Jingse hung up the phone and jumped into the elevator.

After a while, she picked up her phone and called Lu Yunjuan again.

Lu Yunjuan answered the phone very quickly, and his voice sounded impatient: "Are you finished? Are you free? Go run around the community for a while. I'm taking a shower."

Fu Shengge was not poor with her, so it was rare for him to be serious: "Lu Yunjuan."

Lu Yunjuan: "Here, he's not dead."

Fu Shengge paused, just now Lin Jingse was by the side, some words were inconvenient to say, now that Lin Jingse has gone back, she has nothing to worry about, and said bluntly: "Why did you marry you, little crab, haven't you forgotten?"

Lu Yunjuan said casually, "Say it straight, don't delay me taking a shower."

Fu Shengge: "She agreed to marry you for money. Why do you treat her so well? It's okay to spoil children, but I won't stop you, but you have to know something in your heart. Don't take it off, play yourself in."

Lu Yunjuan lost his usual casual look: "Her family's capital chain was broken at the beginning, and turnover was difficult. After the company returned to normal, they returned the money to my dad. I gave her the card, and she hasn't touched it yet. Are you stupid when you think of the old man and my father? The old man is anxious to get me married, but he doesn't want to pave the way for the little crab because of the cost of a marriage certificate."

Fu Shengge: "Then you can't deny the fact that Little Crab married you because of money."

Lu Yunjuan laughed: "Yes, she did it because of money, and me, what did I do because of it? I married her because I liked her and wanted to date her?"

Fu Shengge: "Lu Yunjuan, I don't know if I should say something or not."

Lu Yunjuan didn't even think about it: "Stop talking."

Fu Shengge's expression was stagnant, and he laughed: "Don't you feel that you are not in the right state after living in the little crab's house for two days?"

Lu Yunjuan said indifferently: "I think I'm really married, can't I?"

Fu Shengge: "..."

Fu Shengge actually heard some seriousness from her seemingly casual words: "Sister, are you serious?"

The sound of a lighter came from the receiver. Lu Yunjuan lit a cigarette, and after a long silence, he said, "Fu Shengge."

Fu Shengge sighed: "Yes."

Lu Yunjuan: "Is spring coming soon?"

Fu Shengge reminded her: "Now is the tail of autumn, then winter, after winter comes spring."

Lu Yunjuan thought for a while: "Then why do I feel like I'm in heat?"

Fu Shengge's facial features were all cracked: "Then your estrus period is a bit early."

Lu Yunjuan changed his mind: "Or is the little crab too cute?"

Fu Shengge put back the five senses: "Then it's better to think that you are in heat when spring comes."

Lu Yunjuan sighed softly, and said to himself, "The little crab must be so cute."

Cute, want to day.