A Guide to Fake Marriage and Real Fragrance

"Post Weibo?" A table of people looked at Lu Yunjuan in shock.

"En," Lu Yunjuan responded, and saved the video sent by Lin Jingse, "What's wrong?"

"You two can't make it public, can't you avoid suspicion?" The aunt stared at her with an expression of why you are still playing and blowing yourself up.

"There's no need to avoid suspicion," Lu Yunjuan smiled and explained, "Netizens are mostly discussing how Lin Lin and I met, and won't think about our marriage."

"That's right," the uncle ate a cold dish with chopsticks, and said casually, "Who would have thought that you would marry Lin Lin, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it, it's too fake."

The uncle was talking to himself, completely oblivious to the fact that everyone at the table was giving him wild winks until the sister-in-law stomped on him hard.

"Ah, why are you stepping on me!" the uncle yelled, raised his head and glared at my sister-in-law, and when he glanced at my sister-in-law's frantically blinking eyes, his attention quickly slipped away from his aching feet, "What's wrong with your eyes?" Why? How did you get so drawn? I told you to stay up late, stay up late and don’t overuse your eyes! Look at your eyes, tsk tsk, don’t listen to your brother’s words, you’ll be at a disadvantage, right?”

Sister-in-law:! ! ?

The sister-in-law didn't say a word, and looked at him with a mentally retarded look.

Uncle had no desire to survive, so he changed the topic back, and tried to get affirmation from his sister-in-law: "Is that right? We didn't believe it when my sister-in-law sent the photos of Lin Lin and Juanjuan's marriage certificate to the group. Do you still suspect that Lin Lin was chasing stars and chasing demons, and he edited the picture by himself."

Sister-in-law: "..."

The sister-in-law rolled her eyes towards the sky, regretting that she didn't trample him to death just now: "It's not me, I didn't."

Uncle raised his eyebrows: "Hey, didn't you say that Lin Lin must have made the picture by himself! You also said that if Lin Lin didn't make the picture by himself, you would perform a handstand for us on the spot..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by a cool female voice.

"Why can't my sister marry me?" Lin Jingse put down her chopsticks, leaned back in her chair, and squinted at him.

Uncle: "..."

The uncle was stunned for a while, and the desire to survive went online slowly.He quickly returned the hand that touched the tiger's butt, and changed the subject: "Dad, where did you buy this crab? It's so fat!"

Mr. Lin glanced at him, and it was still a face: "Morning market, we often go to that store, is it delicious?"

Uncle nodded and nodded again: "It's delicious! It's delicious!"

Lin Jingse: "..."

Lin Jingse cast her eyes on her sister-in-law's face: "What do you eat while standing upside down?"

The sister-in-law sneered: "Eat crabs, eat crabs."

Lin Jingse filed her teeth, turned her head, and shouted at Lu Yunjuan: "Sister, don't worry about it!"

Lu Yunjuan couldn't help laughing, and put the chopsticks back into her hand: "It doesn't matter whether you think about it or not, anyway, I'm married to you."

Lin Jingse sneered: "That's right, you are married to me anyway, if you can think of it, they are smart, but if you can't think of it, it means their brains are not good enough."

Uncle and sister-in-law with poor brains: "..."

The uncle and sister-in-law, who were not very good at thinking, sent a line of distress to Lu Yunjuan tacitly.

Lu Yunjuan slightly raised his lips, and put a crab on Lin Jingse's plate: "Baby, I heard from Fu Shengge that you have to pay for the copyright fees for your songs on the first stage?"

Lin Jingse slowly dismantled the crab legs: "We don't need to give them."

Lu Yunjuan raised his eyebrows slightly, and glanced at her: "Why don't you give it? You have horns on your heads?"

Lin Jingse paused, smiled, gnawed on a crab leg and said, "We are original, from songs to dances, all are original."

The little crab's eyes were bright and arrogant, Lu Yunjuan smiled: "So powerful."

Lin Jingse was noncommittal, and the corner of her mouth moved slightly: "Sister, where is your shooting location?"

"In the new area," Lu Yunjuan said, "I heard from the director that next to our studio is the training base built by your variety show."

"Really?" Lin Jingse's eyes lit up.

"Well," Lu Yunjuan replied, with a faint smile in his eyes, "It's just across the road, very close."

"It's useless even if it's close." Speaking of this, the light in Lin Jingse's eyes disappeared, and she slowly picked up the crab roe with chopsticks to eat, "We have to put away the mobile phone during the filming."

Once the mobile phone is put away, no one can be contacted, no matter how close the distance is.

"I'll go find you," Lu Yunjuan put down his chopsticks, and leaned lazily on the back of the chair.

"We are fully enclosed for shooting," Lin Jingse looked at her hesitantly, "Can you come?"

Lu Yunjuan raised his eyebrows, and said without a word: "I can go if I want."

Lin Jingse's lips moved: "Sister."

Lu Yunjuan poured himself a glass of water and took a sip slowly: "Yes."

Lin Jingse couldn't help laughing: "You are so arrogant."

Lu Yunjuan didn't refute, and just laughed.

The two chatted about work without saying a word, laughter rang out in the restaurant from time to time, and the atmosphere was indescribably leisurely.

When Ye Zhiyu's call came, Lu Yunjuan was changing clothes in the room, she connected the phone, pressed the speakerphone: "Speak."

"I'm here," Ye Zhiyu's voice came, "it's at the door of Little Crab's house, please clean up and come out."

"Why are you here so early? Didn't you say that you will be late for fear of being photographed?" Lu Yunjuan raised his eyebrows and put on his coat, "Fu Shengge is here too?"

"She'll be here in half an hour," Ye Zhiyu said, "We discussed it. It's better for you and the little crab to leave early together, so it's safer to leave earlier, so I came earlier."

"Okay, hang up first," Lu Yunjuan hung up the phone, put the phone back in his pocket, and walked downstairs.

The whole family is watching TV in the living room at the moment, Lu Yunjuan entered the living room, glanced at Lin Jingse who was sitting on the carpet and eating melon seeds: "Baby, Ye Zhiyu is here, I have to go first."

"Why did she come so early?" Lin Jingse put on her slippers and walked up to her, raised her face and asked, "Have you reached the door yet?"

"Well," Lu Yunjuan responded, and went to the door to change shoes, "Ye Zhiyu said that it would be safer for us to go together later than earlier, so he came to pick me up earlier. Fu Shengge will arrive in about half an hour. After you finish packing It's almost time to go."

"Sister, wait for me." Lin Jingse grabbed her cuff with one hand and rummaged through the pile of shoes at the door for her shoes, "I'll take you out."

Mother Lin put down the melon seeds, clapped her hands and stood up, followed to the door, elbowed Lin Jingse, who was looking for shoes, behind her: "Jujuan, it's so late, tell Xiaoye to drive slowly, and be careful."

Lin Jingse, who finally found a shoe: "..."

Lin Jingse gritted her teeth and endured it, and buried her head in the cracks to find the second shoe.

"Tell us in the group when you're at the place." Father Lin also followed to the door, feeling that it was inconvenient to speak with Lin Jingse in the middle, so he grabbed her back by the collar, carried her back, and walked forward, "Your mother and I sleep late, don't be afraid to disturb us."

Lin Jingse who just found the second shoe and hasn't had time to change it: "..."

Lin Jingse closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and sat on the ground to change her shoes.

"My uncle and I also slept late." The aunt bypassed Lin Jingse, went to the door to change her shoes, and was about to send Lu Yunjuan out, "Remember to tell us in the group when you arrive at the set."

"Lin Lin, stay at home, so you don't have to worry about being photographed," the uncle was still the one who had no hope of survival, and directly dragged Lin Jingse, who was sitting on the floor to change shoes, back to the living room, went to change the shoes by himself, and moved his hands Pressing the doorknob, he pushed the door open, "Let's go, Jujuan, my aunt and I will take you out."

Lin Jingse put on her shoes but was dragged into the living room: "..."

Lin Jingse wanted to curse.

On the sofa, Mr. Lin couldn't stand it any longer. He glanced at Lin Jingse who was sitting on the ground with little dark clouds floating above his head, and then at the few children who had no emotional intelligence crowded at the door. He couldn't bear it and said, "You send me a Fart! What a joke! Come back to me! Lin Lin will deliver the scrolls!"

Father Lin: "..."

Mother Lin: "..."

Sister-in-law: "..."

Uncle: "..."

The four of them stopped their movements collectively, turned their heads in unison, and looked at Lin Jingse who was sitting on the ground with a livid face who seemed to have exploded.

Lin Jingse raised her eyebrows and stared at them.

Father Lin: "..."

Mother Lin: "..."

Sister-in-law: "..."

Uncle: "..."

The four swished back to the living room, those who were eating melon seeds were eating melon seeds, and those who were eating snacks were eating snacks.

Gritting her teeth, Lin Jingse stood up, slapped her buttocks twice, picked up Lu Yunjuan and walked out, her back was very cold.

"..."

In the living room, the culprits looked at each other with dazed eyes. They really couldn't figure out what was going on with their crabs being so ruthless that they beat themselves.

Mr. Lin sneered, and looked at his eldest son with contempt: "You have an emotional intelligence, and you don't know how you chased Lin Lin back then."

Lin Lin's mother: "..."

Mama Lin lowered her head in shame, and whispered, "Maybe it's because I'm also low in EQ."

Father Lin, who was shot after shot:! ! ?

Mr. Lin was noncommittal, and looked at his second son and youngest daughter with disdain, and said deeply: "You deserve to be single."

Uncle:! ! ?

Sister-in-law:! ! ?

The night was quiet, and the silvery stars dotted the dark night. Lu Yunjuan leaned lazily against the car door, looking at Lin Jingse standing in front of her: "Go back, it's cold outside."

Lin Jingse squeezed her fingers, stood there without moving, and didn't intend to go back: "Then tell me when you're on the set."

Lu Yunjuan nodded, and she was not in a hurry to leave. She found the cigarette case from her pocket, took a cigarette and lit it: "Are you going back to the company later? Or go directly to the dormitory?"

The cold wind blew, Lin Jingse pulled up the zipper, put on a hat for herself, with rabbit ears hanging on her forehead, she raised her hand and dialed: "Go back to the dormitory first, the teammates are all in the dormitory, if they want to train more, We will go back to the company."

Lu Yunjuan lowered his eyes and exhaled lightly: "Is it cold?"

Lin Jing shrunk her neck and said very honestly, "It's cold."

Lu Yunjuan raised his lips and didn't say a word, just opened his arms slightly to her.

Maybe it's because the cuddling and hugging are too frequent in the past few days, so frequently that before Lin Jingse's mind turns around, his body responds first.

If she had to use a professional word to explain her current behavior, then the words "muscle memory" might be more appropriate.

"Muscle memory" is a vocabulary she learned while practicing dancing. If you want to use dancing to explain these four words, then it probably means - repeating a dance movement frequently, until the moment the music sounds, you don't need Use your brain to think about the dance movements of this piece of music, and your body will respond first and make that movement.

So, it must be muscle memory.

Lin Jingse put her hands on Lu Yunjuan's neckline, her fingers neatly hanging on her thin collarbone.

Warmth spread from her fingertips, she put her hand on Lu Yunjuan's neck like a ghost, and while explaining her current behavior with muscle memory, she sighed softly: "Sister, you are so warm."

Lu Yunjuan forcibly ignored the cool feeling on her neck, put one arm around her waist, raised the other lazily, and turned to the side, afraid that the smoke would burn her: "When is the audition?"

Lin Jingse leaned on her chest: "This Saturday."

Lu Yunjuan tilted his head and took a puff of cigarette, then slowly exhaled: "Where is the location?"

When it came to the location of the audition, Lin Jingse was speechless: "It's in my company."

Lu Yunjuan raised his eyebrows slightly: "In your company?"

In my impression, the audition will first choose a venue where the trainees gather. In her company, this is the first time she has heard of it.

Lin Jingse nodded: "The mentors will pick people from company to company."

Lu Yunjuan was amused: "The instructors are quite tired."

Lin Jingse was noncommittal, but suddenly remembered something: "Fu Shengge said that our company's selection will be conducted together with OMG and KC."

Lu Yunjuan flicked the cigarette ash, with a look of leisure on his brows: "Which company will it be done?"

Lin Jingse muttered softly: "We are in our company, so we can't embarrass the company."

Lu Yunjuan smiled casually: "You can't lose people, you are not on the same level."

These words are not encouragement, but fact.

Xiangyun pays attention to music, so the training of its trainees is mainly about creation, supplemented by singing and dancing.

Compared with the original, OMG and KC are really not good. After all, both of them mainly sing and dance. As for the creation, it is all done by the producers in the company.

In a way, OMG and KC have already lost at the starting line.

Of course, the premise of losing at the starting line is that Xiangyun must have a trainee with strong creative ability. If there is no trainee, then the three companies will not be much different.

Of course Lin Jingse knew what Lu Yunjuan meant when he said that they were not on the same level: "Our assessment criteria are mainly based on singing and dancing, originality is only a bonus item."

After taking his last puff of cigarette, Lu Yunjuan snuffed out the butt: "Do you have any problems singing and dancing?"

Lin Jingse didn't even think about it: "Of course not."

Lu Yunjuan was happy: "You told me so much, I thought you were not confident and needed encouragement. Co-authors are already very confident."

Lin Jingse paused: "I'm very confident and want to encourage conflict?"

Lu Yunjuan's eyes flicked: "No conflict, but..."

Lin Jingse got out of her arms and looked up at her: "But what?"

There was interest in Lu Yunjuan's eyes: "But, I don't think you look like you are trying to encourage me."

Lin Jingse: "What does that look like?"

Lu Yunjuan whistled lightly at her, with a bad smile: "It seems like you are acting like a baby with me."

Lin Jingse paused, almost biting off her own tongue.

The street lamps were dim yellow, softly covering Lin Jingse's delicate face, making her look beautiful and clean.

Lu Yunjuan raised his hand, hooked her chin with his fingers, and pointedly said, "I'll wait for Fu Shengge to come with you?"

Lin Jingse quickly shook her head: "No, no, you go first..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the sudden sweep of headlights.

Fu Shengge pressed the car window and looked at the two people standing in front of the nanny's car speechlessly: "What's the situation with you two? Why haven't you left, Lu Yunjuan?"

The headlights were dazzling, Lu Yunjuan half-closed his eyes, and said impatiently, "You fucking want to blind me?"

Fu Shengge: "..."

Fu Shengge turned off the car lights, and wanted to say that you were the fucking one who was going to blind me: "Shouldn't you have left for the set half an hour ago?"

However, her question did not get a response from the person concerned, but Ye Zhiyu, who sat in the car silently as a light bulb for half an hour, slowly pressed the car window, and shouted at her with a sad expression: "Fu Shengge ! I'm so fucking lonely!"

Fu Shengge: "..."

Fu Shengge seemed to understand something, and asked tentatively, "Have you arrived early?"

Ye Zhiyu has nothing to love: "I arrived half an hour early!"

The corner of Fu Shengge's mouth twitched: "Then why haven't you left yet?"

Ye Zhiyu yelled: "Lu Yunjuan can't get in the car! Where are you telling me to go! My soul is almost taken away by the dog food! Now if you abuse a dog, you can lure the dog over and then abuse it!? I It's better to come with you!"

Fu Shengge: "So, what have you been doing for half an hour?"

Ye Zhiyu glanced at Lu Yunjuan who was standing beside the car, and snorted coldly, "Us? I'll act as a shining light bulb in the car, and you and I will see each other under the lights in front of the two of us."

Fu Shengge: "..."

Fu Shengge looked at Lu Yunjuan in disbelief, and two seconds later, he cast his shocked gaze on Lin Jingse's face: "You guys didn't stand here for half an hour, did you?"

Lu Yunjuan: "..."

Lin Jingse: "..."

Fu Shengge:! ! ?

Ye Zhiyu propped his arms on the car window, and taunted: "It's thanks to you that you came, if you didn't come, they might still stand for half an hour."

Fu Shengge was dumbfounded: "Do you still have the self-consciousness to be a star? Standing outside for half an hour, you are not afraid of being photographed?"

Lu Yunjuan glanced at her: "What are you afraid of? If you take a photo, you will take it. You didn't get a marriage certificate. Don't panic. If you can't even deal with such a scandal, why don't you be a manager and go home. Let's inherit the family property."

Fu Shengge: "..."

Lin Jingse silently gave Lu Yunjuan a thumbs-up in her heart: "It doesn't hurt too much, but it's extremely insulting. It's a big sister."

Fu Shengge was at a loss for words: "Lu Yunjuan, you are reasonable. Is this something that will cause trouble only when the marriage certificate is photographed? This is something that will definitely be troublesome as long as it is photographed."

Lu Yunjuan ignored it, took out his phone from his pocket, clicked on the chat interface with Ye Zhiyu, and sent her the video of Lin Jingse's practice room.

The network speed is not good, and the sending is very slow. She frowned and stared at the sending progress.

Lin Jingse stood beside her, staring with her.

Fu Shengge didn't notice that the attention of the two stars below was no longer on him, and he was still persuading: "Let's not mention that you are married, even if you are not married, not in love, clean and pure, and have no relationship whatsoever. , but as long as you are photographed in the same frame, your relationship will not be defined by you."

She pinched the center of her brows, immersed in her own world, unable to extricate herself: "You know the concept of entering the public eye together, and you don't know how those celebrities who are not on the right track usually go for popularity and traffic. Right? Throwing the photos in the same frame, it’s useless to clarify that you two don’t know each other well. You can’t stop their brains wanting to eat melons and their strange brain circuits. No story can serialize a long novel for you. When it comes to sadomasochism novels, the more you deny them, the better the story will be, and the more decent the story will be. Then you still want to separate yourself from Lin Jingse? There is no way! At that time, everyone’s attention will be on you, Let’s not talk about the public, what if the paparazzi are staring at you? After a long time, it will be difficult for your relationship not to be exposed.”

The video was sent successfully. Lu Yunjuan put the phone back in his pocket. She only heard a short paragraph of what Fu Shengge said just now, so she picked up a key point from the short paragraph: "Why should I separate myself from her? relation?"

Fu Shengge: "..."

Fu Shengge's breath was stagnant, and he didn't want to live anymore.

Lu Yunjuan's tone was light: "I don't know if you have heard a word."

Lin Jingse pricked up her ears curiously: "What?"

Lu Yunjuan: "The most dangerous place is the safest place."

Lin Jingse agreed: "That's right!"

Fu Shengge stared blankly at the two people who sang together, especially wanting to say, if you don't talk about cross talk, you are really fucking blind.

Lu Yunjuan continued: "It doesn't matter if we define the relationship. They know that we have a good relationship. As for how good it is, they can guess at will, without evidence."

Fu Shengge: "..."

Lu Yunjuan: "In this way, it doesn't matter if it's photographed. It's a good relationship. There's nothing I can do about it."

Over there, Ye Zhiyu who received the video said, "Ancestor, what does this video mean?"

Lu Yunjuan said calmly, "Put a crab headgear on the little crab's head, I want to post on Weibo."

Fu Shengge: "..."

Ye Zhiyu: "..."

Lin Jingse: "Sister, let me know when you post it, and I will forward it."

Fu Shengge, Ye Zhiyu, Su.

"I'll take her back to change clothes." Lu Yunjuan lazily raised his hand, waved at the two people behind him casually, and brought Lin Jingse home, and 10 minutes later, he left with Lin Jingse who had changed her clothes come out.

She went to open Fu Shengge's car door, raised her chin at Lin Jingse: "Get in the car, go back and talk to me."

Lin Jingse sat in the car, closed the car door, poked her head out of the car window, like a puppy: "Drive slowly on the road, fasten your seat belt, grandpa said that your waist can't catch cold, the temperature has cooled these days, wear more Order some clothes, and I will supervise you for Grandpa."

Lu Yunjuan listened to the little crab's admonishment, and couldn't express how he felt, but to be honest, for a moment, he really felt that he was married.

Lin Jingse waved her little hand: "Bye, sister."

Lu Yunjuan smiled, took two steps back, and waved to her: "Bye."