A Guide to Fake Marriage and Real Fragrance

As the sun set, the afterglow dyed half of the sky red, and the warm yellow light came in through the floor-to-ceiling windows, enveloping the room in silence.

On the medical bed, Sister Hua, who received the injection, slept soundly, showing no signs of waking up.

Until one after another screams came from outside.

"Dad! The crab is gone!"

"Sister-in-law! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Husband! Stop them! Stop them ah ah ah ah ah!"

The sleeping sister Hua couldn't sleep anymore, and the two screamed one after another, struggling to get out of their sleep.

The light was dazzling, Lu Yunjuan raised his arms slowly, covered his eyes, and subconsciously called Lin Jingse: "Baby."

Lin Jingse half-closed her eyes, sat up with her hands supporting the medical bed, and said with a deep tiredness in her voice, "Yes."

Lu Yunjuan moved his arms away, turned his head to look at her, and when his eyes caught off guard her exquisite curves, he closed his eyes and sighed: "Put on your clothes."

Lin Jingse lowered her head slowly, stared at her black bra for several seconds, then fished home clothes from the pillow, put them on in a leisurely manner, and reminded Lu Yunjuan by the way: "Sister, your bath towel fell on the floor gone."

Lu Yunjuan: "..."

Lu Yunjuan fumbled around, found the home clothes, and sat up to get dressed.

The screaming outside the house continued, with a faint tendency to intensify.

Lu Yunjuan zipped it up, lifted his eyelids lazily, and looked at Lin Jingse: "What's going on outside?"

Lin Jingse stepped on her slippers and pointed to the closed door with her chin: "Go out and have a look."

Lu Yunjuan picked up the bath towel on the ground, put it back on the medical bed, and followed her out.

"What's the matter? What are you shouting? Our family has killed a pig?" Lin Jingse put her hands in her pockets and walked into the living room at a leisurely pace. Out of the corner of her eye, she accidentally caught a glimpse of a cyan multi-legged creature that looked like a giant spider flashing past her feet. At that time, the person was startled for a moment, and conditioned to throw himself into Lu Yunjuan's arms, "Mom!"

"Don't shout, Mom is in the living room," Lu Yunjuan looked at the crabs running around in shock, and his sleepiness disappeared immediately.

I don't know whether it was killed by Lin Jingse's stern voice, or scared by the crabs scurrying around here, in short, it died very quickly.

"Sister! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Lin Jingse looked sad, and put her arms around Lu Yunjuan's neck tightly, yelling in her ear, "Hold me, hug me! Hurry up, hug me ahhh."

Lu Yunjuan's expression paused, feeling that his eardrums had been challenged like never before: "Baby, can you stop shouting in my ear, I'm going deaf."

The baby ignored her and threw a skill called "Monkey Climb a Tree" at her.

Lin Jingse stepped on her slipper, hooked her leg between her hips, didn't even bother to pick up the face and lining she had fallen in the corridor, and crawled on her body with hands and feet: "Sister! Save the child !"

Lu Yunjuan: "..."

The corners of Lu Yunjuan's mouth twitched imperceptibly, and he dragged his hand towards her buttocks, letting her climb onto him.

Lin Jing huddled in her arms, looked at the crabs on the ground in shock, and finally stopped shouting.

Lu Yunjuan hugged her and walked towards the living room where the screams were even worse. He really couldn't believe that the movement in the house was caused by a few crabs.

However, it turns out that the movement at home was really caused by a few crabs.

In the living room, Grandpa King of Mouth is standing on the coffee table with a gesture of looking down on all the crabs, waving a broom in his hand and commanding everyone: "Can't you even catch a few crabs! Can they eat people or what?" Sample! Give it to me! Catch them!"

The sister-in-law who was chased by the crab and jumped up and down said nothing, and yelled at the innocent uncle: "Second brother! Are you still a man!"

The uncle carried a red plastic bucket, jumped onto the sofa, and retorted: "Whether I am a man has nothing to do with my daring to catch crabs! You can do it!"

The sister-in-law followed and jumped onto the sofa: "I can't! I can't get on it! Brother! Sister-in-law!"

Father Lin didn't really want to be the big brother at this moment, he gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, turned his head and shouted at Mother Lin: "Wife!"

Wife: "..."

The wife slapped him with a backhand, and slapped him on the back: "Husband! Come on! Show off your manliness! Subdue them!"

Father Lin said forcefully, "Why don't you go!"

Mother Lin said confidently, "I'm afraid!"

At the entrance of the living room, Lu Yunjuan hugged Lin Jingse, silently looking at the big family in front of him who was forced by a few crabs to disregard family affection, and turned on the dumping mode. He especially wanted to say: At this time, shouldn't the thing that should be afraid of is that he is about to be eaten? The dropped crabs...

She walked into the living room, put Lin Jingse on the sofa, and slowly rolled up her sleeves: "I'll do it."

Everyone: "..."

Everyone supported her with actions.

Grandpa handed over the broom in his hand, uncle handed over the red plastic bucket, sister-in-law handed over the latex gloves, and father and mother Lin... handed over verbal support.

Lin's father: "Come on curly!"

Mother Lin: "Jujuan is the best!"

Lin Jingse felt that it was not good for her to show support without saying anything, so she cleared her throat and said loudly, "Sister, I love you!"

Everyone: "Come on! Come on! Come on!"

Lu Yunjuan: "..."

Lu Yunjuan wanted to die with these crabs.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the plump crabs came out of the pot. The whole family sat around the round table, gnawing on a crab, eating so much that they didn't even bother to talk. It was just like the face of an enemy in the living room in the afternoon They look like two different families.

"Lin Lin, do you and your sister have to leave after dinner?" The aunt said, chewing on a crab leg, "It's hard to come back, stay for two days before leaving."

"I can't stop," Lin Jingse categorically refused, 100 million a day, what a joke, "I'm about to participate in the audition for youth trainees, I have to hurry up and practice."

"How's the preparation going?" Lu Yunjuan glanced at her.

"It's okay," Lin Jingse said casually.

"That's fine," Lu Yunjuan smiled, knowing that what she said was okay meant that there was no problem.

"Sister," Lin Jingse took another crab from the plate after eating the last leg, "Do you want to see it?"

Lu Yunjuan: "What are you looking at?"

Lin Jingse: "The video of the practice room."

As soon as the words fell, everyone at the table said in unison: "Look."

Lin Jingse wiped her hands, took out her mobile phone from her pocket, connected it to the dining room TV, and let go of the video in their practice room.

As the music sounded, Lu Yunjuan found Lin Jingse among the girls at a glance.

Indifferent eyebrows, casual and simple double ponytails, close-fitting short sleeves with no waist, vest line that goes into the waistband, jeans that outline the shape of the legs, even without makeup and hair, they are still beautiful.

Lu Yunjuan blew a hooligan whistle in his heart, and his eyes were fixed on Lin Jingse the whole time. She didn't see what the other girls looked like until the video was over.

"Is the song nice?" Lin Jingse turned off the phone and glanced at Lu Yunjuan.

"It sounds good," Lu Yunjuan said. Their songs are really good, and their dances are also beautiful. The strong GirlCrush style is different from the pure and sweet style of girl groups. It has distinct characteristics, cool and sassy.

"Really?" Lin Jingse's eyes lit up.

"Really," Lu Yunjuan nodded, "Baby, did you take this video for yourself?"

Lin Jingse paused, knowing that she was talking about her lack of makeup and hair: "Ugly?"

Lu Yunjuan didn't even think about it: "It's not ugly, it's very beautiful."

Lin Jingse took a bite of crab meat and whispered, "It's a lie."

Lu Yunjuan hooked the corner of his mouth, and his eyes slowly wandered around her face: "Don't you usually do that too."

Lin Jingse raised her eyes and looked at her: "Really, then how did I hear from your words that this video can't be shot?"

Lu Yunjuan laughed, his peach blossom eyes curved: "This misunderstanding is too deep."

Lin Jingse frowned slightly, and stopped eating the crab, and looked at her with a look of "I'll wait for your explanation".

Lu Yunjuan slowly peeled the crab meat on her plate: "I've seen the practice room videos sent by other girl groups with makeup on."

Lin Jingse narrowed her eyes slowly, and found the key point from this sentence: "Have you watched the video of other girl group's practice room?"

A table of people: "..."

Everyone at the table laughed.

The sister-in-law looked at Lin Jingse with a half-smile, and said teasingly, "Oh my God, did the jar of vinegar in our house be knocked over, why is the smell of vinegar so strong?"

The uncle followed her closely: "Lin Lin, hurry to the kitchen to see if the jar of vinegar has been knocked over."

Lin Jingse turned a deaf ear to them, didn't even bother to look at them, and looked directly at Lu Yunjuan.

Lu Yunjuan suppressed a smile, and explained: "When Fu Shengge was watching, I took a look along."

Lin Jingse raised her eyebrows: "Just one glance?"

Lu Yunjuan nodded: "Just a glance."

Lin Jingse tore at the crab's legs ferociously, and muttered in a low voice, "It's amazing to see whether someone has put on makeup or not at a glance."

Lu Yunjuan: "..."

A table of people: "..."

The people at the table couldn't help laughing.

The sister-in-law watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, so she continued: "It's amazing."

Uncle's eyes sparkled with interest: "Tsk tsk tsk."

Lu Yunjuan: "..."

Lin Jingse pursed her lips so hard that she could tie a cow: "That's amazing, tsk tsk."

The corners of Lu Yunjuan's mouth twitched, and after a while, he lowered his eyes and smiled: "The face and neck are two different colors, and the eyelashes are almost as thick as the legs of a fly. I'm not blind."

Lin Jingse put a piece of crab meat on her plate, and said lightly, "Really?"

This is terrible, the restaurant is full of booing.

The sister-in-law pinched her throat, and said in a tiresome tone: "Really?"

Uncle raised the orchid and pointed: "Really?"

Mother Lin turned her head and blinked at Father Lin, teasingly: "Really?"

Father Lin looked up at Mr. Lin with a smile on his face: "Really?"

Mr. Lin paused, looked at Lin Jingse, and said calmly, "Really?"

The laughter exploded, and the people at the table were so happy that they couldn't stop for a long time.

Lin Jingse's expression was calm, as if she was not the person being harassed, she said to Lu Yunjuan, "We Xiangyun don't rely on our appearance to make a living, and we don't need to wear makeup."

Lu Yunjuan raised his lips: "Can you send it? Send it to me if you can."

When Lin Jingse picked up her phone and opened WeChat, she suddenly remembered something. She only had Lu Yunjuan's phone number, but no Lu Yunjuan's WeChat account: "Sister."

Lu Yunjuan glanced at her: "Huh?"

Lin Jingse pointed it out: "Where to send it?"

Lu Yunjuan: "..."

Lu Yunjuan calmly reminded: "WeChat, the WeChat of my phone number."

Father Lin continued: "Lin Lin, after you post the video, drag your sister into our family group."

"En," Lin Jingse responded, clicked on Add Friend, entered Lu Yunjuan's mobile phone number, and after sending the friend request, bumped Lu Yunjuan lightly with his leg to remind her to pass.

Lu Yunjuan found out the phone, unlocked the phone screen, and passed the friend verification of Lin Jingse.

Lin Jingse clicked on the message interface and sent her a video: "Sister, do you want to keep the video for yourself to watch?"

Lu Yunjuan said calmly, "Post Weibo."