my boyfriend is a god

My name is Xiaoyan, small in size, smokey in smoke.

Men, with special emphasis, I am a man!

Race, protoss... well... well, I'm just a fairy.snort!That's stronger than you humans, right?

Height, this... I can become very tall!

Age——I think about it, and I can't figure it out. According to my master, he picked me up by the West Lake when Hangzhou was still called Lin'an.

You ask me who is my master?It is Zhang Dan, the famous Kitchen God.What, you said you haven't heard of it, tsk tsk, then you are really ignorant.But that’s right, few of you modern people cook, and you don’t know how to light firewood, let alone how many of you still have a portrait of my master in the kitchen.But more than 100 years ago, he was one of the great gods that human beings admired very much. Everyone expected him to report his achievements this year to the Emperor of Heaven, and pray for the safety and prosperity of the family in the coming year. This is what you said "God says good things, return to the palace to bring auspiciousness".It's a pity that life has been sluggish in recent years. Except for Grandpa God of Wealth, I rarely see gods who are in full bloom.You humans, you should think about it.

Who am I, hmph, don't be afraid to tell me, I am the famous Gongxian.If you haven't even heard of the name "Gongxian", then you really have to study hard, don't go out and read novels, hmph, can you read all the characters?

This is the name bestowed by the Emperor of Heaven. That year when the Emperor of Heaven visited Shenzhou, he suddenly became thirsty when he arrived at Mount Taihua. The peach wine I prepared was very popular with him. When he was happy, he stroked his beard and said-"This little boy Who is the doll? If you kneel so straightly, I will give you a title, how about the word 'gong'?"

After hearing this, the master held my head and kowtowed to the Emperor of Heaven as if pounding garlic.

Gongxian Xiaoyan - that's how it came about.Obtaining the title bestowed by the Emperor of Heaven is something that many immortals dream of, although the title given to others by the Emperor of Heaven is sometimes weird. He would say——Your hairstyle is very trendy, why not call him the Hair Fairy from now on? Or he would say——There is no one in charge of the stables. I heard that monkeys can avoid horse plague, so I named him... ok Well, let's not mention this matter.

If you have a statue of Zaojun at home, kneeling at the feet of my master, I am the third person holding a golden shovel in my left hand, hehe, look at me more.Before I had a title, my task was to clean the chimneys of every household, which was dirty every day. This is how the name Xiaoyan came about. After I got a title, my job became a worship of the golden shovel. large and luxurious.Don't look down on me, I think my position is embarrassing or something, if you are thrown in the heavens, you may not be as good as the general who is under the seat of the toilet god aunt.The title of Gongxian made me stand out in front of all the little fairies, and I also won the favor of my master Kitchen God, hahahahahaha, let them envy!

But right now, I am in trouble. Suddenly, I have to represent our Stove King Palace to carry out a very important secret mission. In my master's words, among his many disciples, I am the only one he loves the most. Moreover, my status is special and I have my own title, so I must go.But... my baby doesn't want to go to the human world at all. I really can't think of any interesting things and delicious food in the human world, and watching TV shows, I often see flash floods, tsunamis, earthquakes and various disasters there. There are also intrigues and schemes between people, and I hate these things the most.But... but... Master, this bad old man, actually used his trump card - he said that as long as I go, he will equip me with his own exclusive mobile phone, and he can give me a lot of pocket money... Oh my god-Zhi!Life!hurt!

Then—I promised him.

I have been muttering for so long, I looked up at Master, he was sitting on the cloud, and kept saying "Four Do's, Eight Pay Attention", wait!What did I hear!

I opened my eyes wide and looked at Master: "Master, did I hear correctly? You said you would take away my mana, so would I be useless if I go to the human world?"

The master rolled his tongue and licked his teeth, and said inarticulately: "Giving you mana will only cause trouble, so let's treat it as an experience. Every god has to go through calamity."

"Wait, wait, how can I go through a catastrophe once every 500 years?"

The master pretended to pinch his fingers and said, "It's been almost 1000 years since the Song Dynasty. It's time for you to cross the catastrophe. Go."

I bit my lip and argued, "But didn't I just get struck by lightning ten years ago? Is this considered a thunder disaster? Besides, I promised you, old man, to get the things back. You should give me mana, otherwise I will How do you get the things back!"

The master narrowed his eyes and showed a cunning smile: "The mana is only temporarily lost, and it will come back slowly. Find Qin Tianyao as soon as possible after going down. Good luck, bye!"

After that, he waved his sleeves, and I staggered and fell from the sky.Wrong word here!Should it "fall" from the sky?

This old man is too cruel, can you watch his posture when throwing me?How can there be a headlong throw?How can I let Gongxian Xiaoyan face the ground?Did you agree that I am your most beloved disciple?

Rubbing my body that was about to be broken, I looked around, as if I was on the roof of a building.Fortunately, my small bag is by my side, my mobile phone, my golden shovel, and three charms. I flipped through it again, haha, so happy, Master left me so much money, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Seven red coins, happiness!

Patting the dirt on my body, I walked towards the roof.What a city scene, there are many high-rise buildings around, there are many advertising lights scrolling, the ground is full of traffic, and the viaduct in the distance is winding.This is the human world.Hahaha, I actually used so many idioms, I am amazing myself!

Now, it's time to find Qin Tianyao.

The master said, the most important thing for me on this trip is to protect Qin Tianyao's safety until a shiny thing in Qin Tianyao's body leaves his body, and the task will be completed if I bring that thing back.

According to the information Master gave me—Qin Tianyao, male, 22 years old, a student, lives alone on the third floor of Xinglin Community.This should be Xinglin Community, right?Turn on the phone and check the navigation...

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This old man...

Are your old eyes dim?

The place where I was thrown is half a city away from Xinglin District... [-] kilometers away... And what kind of broken phone is this?Why did it run out of power so quickly?

I'm such an unfortunate fairy... Master disciplines me strictly, I don't have my own good mobile phone, tablet computer, or game console... Why am I not a disciple of the God of Wealth?At a critical moment... this broken phone... has no power!

Fortunately, fortunately, I, Xiaoyan, are so intelligent that I remembered the name of the community where Qin Tianyao lived——

"Meow."

Huh!what sound!

what?

Why are there cats on the roof?

"Meow." A big fat yellow cat stood not far away, staring at me intently.

Ever since my arm was scratched by the mount of Grandpa God of Wealth, I have always had a sense of fear of cats.

"Bah." I spit at the big cat, twisted my hands and recited formulas, trying to drive it away. "Heaven and Earth Xuanzong, the fog and clouds are moving. Break!"

Ah... forgot one thing, now I... don't... have... mana... power...

But the big yellow cat seemed to be irritated by the big movement. It raised its tail, and its fur seemed to be blown up, and it yelled at me fiercely.

36 meter, go is the best policy.run!Pack up your things, look at the staircase door to the rooftop, and rush!

I don't know how many floors I ran down, my head was dizzy, as if I forgot something.That's right, where Qin Tianyao lives - what neighborhood?God...

ah!ah!ah! ! !In short, go south first!

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