my boyfriend is a god

I don't know what is the most difficult and difficult thing for a person; but for a god, the most difficult and difficult thing is that there is no mana, which can be done by chanting a mantra and pinching fingers, but it has to be like an ordinary human being. Do it yourself.

This bustling and bustling street shows the living environment of human wisdom and materiality in a very morphological way. If you say that the life of human beings is really no worse than that of gods, there are countless interesting things.Looking at the dazzling array of products on the counter and their high prices, I couldn't help thinking about my despicable and shameless master again. He is really too much. Is 700 yuan a lot?I couldn't even afford a new mobile phone, so I was cheated again.I don't want to believe anything this old man says anymore, damn it, damn it!

Why do I feel that the human beings on the street are all weird, why are they always staring at me?Even if I am a fairy, Xiaoyan, who is beautiful, suave, and unparalleled in the world, it won't make everyone covet me, right?Hmph, you secretly took pictures of me with your mobile phone, and if you take pictures of me again, I'll grab your mobile phone!

"Little smoke."

who?who called me!How dare you call me by my name directly.

I raised my eyebrows and looked sideways, only to see a clean-dressed man in white casual clothes standing at the entrance of a shopping mall and looking at me, the corner of his mouth showing a warm smile.He walked towards me, exuding a faint scent of wormwood.

The man in white stretched out his hand and flicked on my forehead, and said with a smile, "What are you looking at?"

I couldn't help exclaiming: "Brother Xiaobai!"

Unexpectedly, I met the little white brother who loves me the most here, and couldn't help but hugged little white brother and rubbed his head against him. "Brother Bai, I can't even recognize you dressed like this."

Brother Xiaobai coughed a few times and pushed me away.He was also surprised by my appearance and asked, "Why are you here?"

Before I could answer, Brother Xiaobai looked at the crowds around and smiled at me: "I'll take you to change clothes first, you are standing here in a fairy costume, others will think you are an actor. Return rate, [-]% Two hundred and five."

I see!I've been standing on the street in fairy clothes, no one is looking at me.

Brother Xiaobai took me to have a refreshing haircut, and took me to pick out a lot of clothes.Looking at the handsome me in the mirror, I really look like a human being.

But little white brother, although you are wearing human clothes, you still look like a god.How do you say this, aura, yes, it’s the word.

Brother Xiaobai is a person who really has the status of a god. Although he is not in the same system as me, the gods are divided into the gods of heaven and the gods of the underworld. The one who lives in the nine heavens is the god of heaven, and the other part who works for the king of the underworld is called the god of the underworld.Brother Xiaobai is one of the few gods of the underworld who has attracted the attention of humans, probably because of his special position.I call him Brother Xiaobai or Brother Xiaobai, but his real name is Xie Bi'an, and he and his little black brother Fan Wujiu are the gods of death in the underworld passed down by human mouth-black and white impermanence.Many people are afraid of them, especially some people call little black brother a cold-faced judge, but I think my two brothers are the warmest and best people in the world, yes!More than that master who abused me.

Sit in a hotel room that is magnificent and full of elegant atmosphere.I drank the orange juice with a happy face, and watched the little white brother sitting opposite me take a sip of coffee gracefully.I have secretly drank coffee from Master’s collection. It’s hard for me to understand why some people drink such a bad thing. Facing the delicious food in the world, Wang Dian can’t think of the deliciousness of shit. Is anyone interested in having a cup of Xiaoyanshi coffee?

Brother Xiaobai asked: "Only immortals who strive hard to obtain the god position will go to cross the catastrophe. Based on what I know about you, how could you think of crossing the catastrophe?"

"My master arranged it, and I don't understand. And what's the purpose of crossing the robbery?"

Before Brother Xiaobai could answer, the waiter from the restaurant came over with the menu.

The waiter bowed slightly to Brother Xiaobai politely, "Mr. Xie, this is the menu, please take a look at it."

Brother Xiaobai didn't take the menu, closed his eyes slightly, opened them again, and said to the waiter with a smile, "One serving of all desserts, and the main course is optional."

All desserts!Wow!He really deserves to be my own brother, I can't wait to cuddle with my little white brother now.

Brother Xiaobai noticed that I was almost drooling, and smiled.

Brother Xiaobai shook his head: "You actually managed to forget where that Yaoyao lived, what a foodie only has food in his eyes."

I pursed my lips, "That's also my fault for not explaining clearly to my foolish master."

"Go to my place at night and check the life and death book with your little black brother, and you will know where that person lives." Little white brother paused, took a deep breath, and asked: "Xiao Yan, I want to ask you something , you must answer me honestly."

He was suddenly so serious that I couldn't help but sit up.

Brother Xiaobai spoke softly, "Have you been to Siming Mirage ten years ago?"

Commanding Illusion?

There is a big natal chart in Si Ming's Illusion. It is said that the natal chart rotates continuously, and it records the birth, old age, sickness and death of all creatures in the world, including gods.There are two gods of heaven and gods of the underworld who are on duty in batches at the gate of the illusion. The emperor of heaven and the king of the underworld endowed these four great gods with unparalleled mana to prevent people from breaking into the illusion of command and changing their fate.It is said that ten years ago, the natal chart stopped rotating for tens of seconds. The Emperor of Heaven said that someone had altered the natal chart without authorization, causing the natal chart to malfunction.Although it didn't matter for tens of seconds, the Emperor of Heaven was very angry. At that time, the god of the underworld was on duty, so he put all the blame on the king of the underworld, and the dignified master of the underworld was humiliated in public.After Pluto read a [-]-word self-criticism to her brother Tiandi, he shook his sleeves and left Lingxiao Palace without waiting for Tiandi to make a conclusion.

I couldn't help laughing, so I was such a courageous person in Xiaobai's heart.

Brother Xiaobai nervously held down the coffee cup.

I waved my hand and replied: "Brother Xiaobai, you think highly of me, the god who protects the illusion of life, anyone can beat me to pieces, how dare I go there?"

Brother Xiaobai seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, and nodded slightly.As if trying to hide the nervousness in his heart, he firmly pressed the button of the intercom on the table: "Where's Cai foreman? The dessert hasn't been served yet."

A voice came from the intercom: "I'm sorry, Mr. Xie, I'll be on it right away."

I asked, "Why do they call you Mr. Xie?"

Brother Xiaobai finally smiled again, and replied, "Because this store belongs to Brother Wujiu. He is the boss, so I am also the boss."

I couldn't help opening my mouth, "You guys have business in the human world."

Brother Xiaobai blinked, "This is a secret!"

Brother Xiaobai's car took countless turns and stopped in front of a house in the villa area.

I opened the car door and hugged the tree to vomit for a while. The feeling of motion sickness was too uncomfortable. I was spinning for a while, and I seemed to be vomiting bile.

After the little white brother parked the car in the garage, he held back a smile and handed me a bottle of water, and said, "Dangtang Gongxian, who has no magic power, still gets motion sickness... You didn't see you vomit when you soared into the clouds before." Ah, that spit probably fell from the sky...hahahaha."

He still laughed out loud, and I gave him a hard look.

After taking the water and rinsing my mouth, Brother Xiaobai helped me walk towards the big villa.

I looked at this big house, it was so beautiful, why should I be a fairy?Let me not be a fairy, live here forever, take care of the flowers and plants in front of the house, I am absolutely willing!

When I opened the door, before I had time to look at the furnishings in the room, I saw the little black brother coming down the stairs naked, muttering: "Why are you back so late?"

After the little black brother saw me, he blushed and hurriedly looked for something to cover himself, but he didn't want to slip and fall down the stairs. own waist.

Brother Xiaobai looked at Brother Xiaohei in embarrassment, grinning and didn't know what to say.

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