The sand sculpture attacked him and bound the male virtue system

Qi Yinian finished eating instant noodles in the room. Instant noodles are only delicious, but after eating, the smell of filling the room feels greasy.

Qi Yinian opened the window to let the wind and rain outside take away the smell of the house, then picked up the instant noodle bucket and threw it away.

On the sofa in the living room, Meng Zhou was eating a bucket of instant noodles, when he saw Qi Yinian coming out, biting off the noodles in his mouth, he stared at him resentfully.

Qi Yinian didn't even pause in his steps, poured the remaining soup into the kitchen sink, washed it down with water, threw the paper bowl into the trash can, and washed his hands carefully with hand sanitizer.After doing all this, he didn't go back, leaning his back against the sink, looking at the torrential rain outside the kitchen window, wondering what he was thinking.

This is what Meng Zhou saw when he looked up after eating his own face. Under the dim light of the kitchen, the side face of the other party showed a sense of sharp lines, like a perfect sculpture.

Meng Zhou stood up and walked over. In fact, he didn't know what he was doing in the past, but at that moment, when he stopped in front of Qi Yinian, the other party turned around, looked at him with those beautiful brown eyes, and said:

"I knew you didn't throw out the trash after eating, Young Master Meng," Qi Yinian sneered, turning sideways to let out the sink behind him, "Pour the soup into it, rinse it with clean water, throw the instant noodle bowl into the trash can Here, the garbage bag is tied with a knot."

Mengzhou's unfinished words and expressions froze in the air.

A second later, "Qi Yinian, enough is enough!"

Meng Zhou pointed to the instant noodle bowl, "Won't the nanny clean up the leftover trash? You just came here to order me? You didn't let the nanny come today, and you asked me to clean up the trash by myself," Meng Zhou circled angrily. , "I never go into the kitchen at home, and I have a nanny to clean up, so why am I so angry when I come to you!"

Qi Yinian blinked, "I didn't expect you to be so resentful." He put his hands back on the counter in a comfortable gesture, as if Meng Zhou's rampage hadn't affected him in any way, "Then you Meng Da The young master opens his mouth when he wears clothes and stretches out his hands when he eats, why did he come here to be angry with me?"

Meng Zhou's three-meter-high arrogance faded in a second, "Ah, this..."

He took a peek at Qi Yinian from the corner of his eye, "You don't want to regret not marrying me, do you?"

Mengzhou argued hard, "You have already agreed, and I have come to the door. Even if you want to return the product, you have to sign for it first."

Qi Yinian looked at the unreasonable and strong-willed Meng Zhou and said nothing. Under such gaze, Meng Zhou felt that he was shrinking continuously. If there were ears on his head, he should be flattened into airplane ears at this moment.

Three seconds later, he resigned himself to his fate and ran to the living room, picked up his instant noodle bowl and ran back, glanced at Qi Yinian, Qi Yinian didn't move at all, Meng Zhou with his tail between his legs, pressed his hands tightly under Qi Yinian's gaze. Follow the steps, pour the soup, rinse it with clean water, throw the bowl into the trash can, tie the garbage bag with a knot, and tie a bow.

"Now you're satisfied!"

Qi Yinian nodded slowly, "I've made great progress and performed well."

Meng Zhou: "Then shall we go to get the marriage certificate tomorrow?"

Qi Yinian stared at the other party with an impeccable expression on his face, but he was thinking in his heart.Meng Zhou's sudden urgency to agree to get married is not because he suddenly fell in love with him, but it can only be because of certain interests.Is it the [-]% stake?Or does he want more?

Qi Yinian lowered his eyes, smiled, and replied lightly: "Okay." He has reached this point, even if he seeks skin from a tiger, he will overturn all the dining tables except his cake.

The rain outside the window became louder, and it seemed that there was no tendency to stop.

Meng Zhou also looked out along Qi Yinian's line of sight, and asked as if sighing: "Is the rainy season in Lancheng always such a heavy rain?"

The raindrops hit the glass window with a loud thud, Qi Yinian didn't answer, walked out of the kitchen, pointed to the sofa in the living room, and said to Meng Zhou who followed, "You sleep here tonight."

Meng Zhou: "?"

Meng Zhou: "You are too obvious."

Qi Yinian turned his head in doubt, "What is obvious?"

"For me, you have so many rooms here, but you let me sleep on the sofa! Our nannies all have rooms on the first floor. You don't like me, and you marry me. I've seen a lot of men like you, Hulu said That's right, you really have a crush on my dad..." Meng Zhou's voice gradually dropped under Qi Yinian's cold gaze, and he added the last few words weakly, "My company."

Unexpectedly, Qi Yinian nodded, "He's right, what else? What do I like about you? I like you going to nightclubs, I like you investing and losing money, I like you not cooking, I like you after eating instant noodles Don't take out the trash?"

"Still looking at the 72 family rules of your Meng family, and the 81 family precepts of Jiujiu?" Qi Yinian walked to his bedroom, "Without Tang Seng's determination to learn scriptures, I don't think I can be a good wife of your Meng family."

Meng Zhou stood by the sofa, unable to refute, and became furious.

After a while, Qi Yinian came out of the room and took a blanket, "There is no guest room at home, and there are no extra bedding." He looked at the heavy rain outside the window again, "The temperature will drop at night, so be careful, if it's cold Turn on the air conditioner."

Meng Zhou took the blanket, feeling a little warm in his hands and heart. He thought that the taste of being told by his wife during the probation period seemed not bad, so he heard Qi Yinian say for a second:

"Oh, I forgot, the air conditioner is only in my room."

Meng Zhou: "..."

Qi Yinian scratched his hair, "This apartment has just been rented, and the decoration is in average condition, but you will just cover it with a blanket for one night."

Meng Zhou lay down on the sofa resentfully, watching Qi Yinian walk into the bedroom and close the door, the blanket couldn't cover his body, the room couldn't warm his heart, is this the end of marrying a wife without masculinity?

Meng Zhou gritted his teeth and learned from Qi Yinian's lesson. After Meng Zhou divorced, he must find a virtuous wife, print out the Meng family rules on A4 paper, and ask him to recite and write silently!

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The next morning, Qi Yinian came to call Meng Zhou after he got up early and washed up. He saw that he was stepping on the glass coffee table with one foot and the back of the sofa with one foot, half of the blanket was pressed under him, and the other half was dragging on the wooden floor. , and Mengzhou's big plush head was resting on a cushion, and there was a suspicious bright water mark at the corner of his mouth.

Qi Yinian: "..."

The veins in Qi Yinian's eyes kept throbbing, and he exhausted all his self-cultivation, so he couldn't resist kicking him to wake him up, but the tone of his call to get up was not kind, "Meng Zhou, get up."

Meng Zhou turned over and turned a deaf ear.

Qi Yinian narrowed his eyes, turned around and went to the kitchen refrigerator to get two bottles of yogurt, and pressed the bottles to Meng Zhou's face, "Your breakfast."

Meng Zhou was shocked by the yogurt bottle ice that had been soaked in the refrigerator for a day, and his eyes opened quickly.

"Damn it, you killed people to silence you."

Qi Yinian stood up and laughed, "You are not worth being silenced."

Qi Yinian turned back to his room to pack his things, "Hurry up, go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get married in half an hour."

Meng Zhou flicked up, and the countdown in front of him was three hours, which was good, there was still time.

They drove to the nearest Civil Affairs Bureau, and the two walked in. There were many people queuing inside. Meng Zhou took a look, "What a good day, they are all here to get married?"

A man and woman cried and passed by him, holding bright red divorce certificates in their hands.

Meng Zhou: "... Divorce is fine. Why are you still crying? I haven't cried yet when I got married."

Qi Yinian ignored Meng Zhou and sat down on the iron chair beside him after receiving the number. Meng Zhou walked over and sat next to him.He looked at the couples of figures coming in and out of the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau, and made some high-spirited remarks from time to time.

"Their colors really match, red men and green women, it looks like they are here to get married, oh, divorced, that's okay, divorced and still wearing couple colors."

"It's also a same-sex couple. I think the taller one is more offensive, like me."

"..."

Qi Yinian closed his eyes, finally couldn't bear it when the girl next to him peeked over for the third time, turned to Meng Zhou and said, "Why are you talking so much today?"

Meng Zhou put Erlang's crossed legs down, sat upright, and was finally quiet for a while, but after a while he approached Qi Yinian, "I think..."

"Are you nervous?" Qi Yinian turned his head and looked into Meng Zhou's eyes from a very close distance.

Meng Zhou looked away, "...how come?"

"Now your heart is beating fast, you are making small movements frequently, and your body surface temperature is rising." Qi Yinian looked at Mengzhou carefully again, "It shows that your neck and ears are flushed." Qi Yinian changed another leg in Mengzhou Sitting upright, he concluded, "In summary, you are indeed nervous."

Meng Zhou said viciously, "No. This is—" He took a few deep breaths, as if expressing his anger, "It's hot."

Qi Yinian glanced at the air conditioner in the corner, "The indoor temperature is 27 degrees, which is the most suitable temperature for human life."

Meng Zhou: "..."

Qi Yinian asked curiously, "Why are you nervous?" He glanced up and down at Meng Zhou, "Didn't you beg me to get married?"

"Who is begging you to get married?" Meng Zhou retorted immediately like a cat whose tail has been stepped on.

Qi Yinian nodded, noncommittal, "Okay, then what's going on with your new daughter-in-law being forced into a sedan chair?"

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou looked at the countdown to the task that was suspended transparently in front of him, and said tearfully, "I voluntarily, I just remember my lost youth."

Qi Yinian comforted him, "After the three-month agreement is over, you will be able to usher in your second spring."

Meng Zhou hadn't said anything yet, but at this moment, the staff called the number, and it was their turn to fill in the form, take a physical examination, and take pictures. The iron stamp fell on the marriage certificate, and Meng Zhou felt that something in his body was broken at that moment.

And the second the electronic sound sounded, he knew what he had broken.

Just listen to the electronic voice and say coolly: "The male virtue system is officially activated, bound to the lifelong host: Mengzhou."

What is broken is his lifelong happiness.