The sand sculpture attacked him and bound the male virtue system

"What lifelong host?" It took only a second for Meng Zhou's expression to change from collapse to fury, "Are you fucking kidding me?"

"I'm not kidding you," the system's electronic voice remained unchanged, "If you don't complete the marriage task, you will be dealt with humanely. After all, the male virtue system does not serve useless men."

Meng Zhou took a deep breath, "Okay, hello!"

The system comforted him: "You should be forced to update the software, and you can't uninstall it. What else can you do except download the update."

Meng Zhou: "Hehe."

The system stopped talking nonsense to him, "The male virtue system has been officially activated, and the task is now released."

"Tasks are mainly divided into two types, daily tasks and weekly tasks. We will also conduct summary statistics every month, and select the monthly male virtue star, quarterly male virtue star and annual male virtue star according to the points obtained by the host in this month. Star of Virtue," the system's tone gradually became high, and finally asked Meng Zhoudao in a persuasive manner, "How is it? Is there a kind of competitive desire to win honors that is raging in your heart?"

"It's true that you are angry," Meng Zhou said with a cold smile, "What kind of shit is there to compete for the Star of Virtue?"

"Of course," the system stated the facts flatly, "There are so many scumbags, and so few systems, if possible, tie one to each of them."

Hearing the words, Meng Zhou took the initiative and said generously: "I am willing to donate you to the scumbags who are more in need."

System: "Oh, I've read it. You should give up on this idea. Closer to home, the daily tasks will be published next."

"Wake up at six o'clock every morning, brush your teeth - give your wife a good morning kiss with fresh breath, points +1;"

"Prepare breakfast - give your wife a hearty and delicious meal, points +2;"

……

"Go home before nine o'clock every night, if you don't go home, you have to ask for leave, and your wife agrees; mandatory tasks, no points;"

Meng Zhou closed his eyes, gritted his teeth word by word for a long while and said, "This...isn't this the family rule of my Meng family?" Meng Zhou pointed at the sky, "I want to sue you! You are plagiarizing !"

System: "Oh, you have to understand that every scumbag has its own scumbag, but men's virtues are interlinked. If you don't understand, you can just recite the Three Obediences, Four Virtues, Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces silently, and you will understand."

Meng Zhou clenched his fists, the system hit the iron while the iron was hot, and mentioned the weekly tasks. Anyway, the long-term pain is worse than the short-term pain, "The weekly tasks are refreshed every week, and this week's one has not been refreshed yet, but there is one thing, if the host's male virtue points for a week are not If you reach 100 points, the system will punish you according to the degree of failure."

Meng Zhou's heart at the moment is like an eggplant that has been beaten by wind and rain in the garden. He smashed the jar and smashed it, "Isn't it just an electric shock? Come on, I'll chop it up for you, but I want Meng Zhou to do those things Don’t even think about it!” Meng Zhou choked up as he spoke, he looked ahead, defiantly, with a kind of sadness that a man doesn’t flick when he has tears, but it’s just that he hasn’t reached the point of sadness, “Obviously I’m looking for a wife, but I’m not Why do I do those things when I'm a wife for someone else."

With such a miserable expression and a sad expression, almost everyone who saw the hunk crying would feel sad and cry for him.

"It's not an electric shock," the system couldn't stand it, and explained, "You are already our lifelong host, we must not abuse you, this is not in line with the basic laws of sustainable development."

Meng Zhou's eyes lit up, and he stopped crying, and he didn't feel sad anymore. He said, "Then I'm going to wander around casually."

"It's a speech under the flag."

Meng Zhou: "?"

He suspected that he had heard it wrong, "What speech?"

The system mourned for him for a second, and then said ruthlessly: "Speak under the national flag, read the Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces in public." After a while, he added, "You know, it's not the Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces, it's the male German version .”

Meng Zhou: "..."

SOS

He needs oxygen rescue.

Qi Yinian took the red copy of the marriage certificate from the staff, and the young couple who had just been promoted from lovers to husband and wife were looking at the photos in the marriage certificate sweetly, but Qi Yinian didn't even glance at it. Put it directly in the briefcase, and have no interest in it at all.

He took a step towards the entrance of the Civil Affairs Bureau, only to realize later that his cheap husband, Meng Zhou, was still standing there in a daze.

Qi Yinian turned around and called him, but he didn't respond after calling three times. He stretched out his hand and was about to poke Meng Zhou, when he found two lines of tears flowing down the corners of Meng Zhou's eyes.

Qi Yinian: "..."

He looked at his outstretched hand, he hadn't touched it yet.

Qi Yinian waved his hand in front of Meng Zhou's eyes, and the latter came back to his senses, his eyes followed Qi Yinian's palm movement in a daze, and finally stopped on his face.

"What's wrong with you?" Qi Yinian asked, seeing that Meng Zhou didn't respond, he pointed to his face, "You're crying."

Meng Zhou: "Wang—"

Qi Yinian looked at the man who suddenly hugged him and cried like a dog, the other's tears were wiped dry on his body, Qi Yinian really wanted to push Meng Zhou out, but as soon as he made this movement, the man on his body hugged him tighter.

It's not impossible to use some violent means to solve it, but... Qi Yinian looked around at the passers-by who were watching the two of them. Disapproval was written on the other's face, and some people thought they were talking to their partner in a low voice. Make complaints:

"Tsk, look at that scumbag, his boyfriend is crying so badly, he must be the one who put him to sleep first, turned him over and got out of bed and refused to recognize him."

"It must be another young couple who got married and divorced in a flash. Alas, it's pitiful to be deceived in such a way without being deeply involved in the world."

"Mom, that big brother is crying like a kettle..."

……

Qi Yinian who listened to all this: "..."

This is the first time in many years that he has been linked with scum.

He closed his eyes and endured the thought of pushing Meng Zhou violence away, otherwise he would be accused of domestic violence or violence after marriage again, and he couldn't afford it.

Fortunately, it didn't take long for Meng Zhou to calm himself down, wiped away his tears, and walked out of the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau with his head held high. When Qi Yinian followed him out, he heard the aunt behind him encourage him loudly: "Young man, you are doing well. Men in the new era should be kind to themselves, be able to afford it and let it go, without him you can meet better, don’t hang yourself on this crooked neck tree!”

Qi Yinian's steps staggered.

On the way back, Qi Yinian drove the car, so he didn't ask Meng Zhou what happened.Adults have their own sadness, although I don't know why they suddenly feel sad in the Civil Affairs Bureau - it can't be because of losing freedom because of marriage, but since the other party doesn't want to talk about it, he will not take the initiative to touch the other party's wound.

With his hands on the steering wheel, Qi Yinian occasionally looked at Meng Zhou's condition through the rearview mirror. The latter was leaning against the car window with his eyes blank, like a dead fish that had lost its dream.

Qi Yinian thought that the other party would just keep silent all the way, and was turning on the car music to play a soothing tune, when Meng Zhou suddenly asked, "Have you ever given a speech under the national flag?"

Qi Yinian's hand that was playing the music paused, picked out a piece of Schubert's piano piece, and said: "Well, when I was in school, the speeches under the national flag were made by class in rotation, and when it came to our class, I was usually the one to go."

Meng Zhou smiled, "Forgot, a good student like you must have given speeches under the national flag since childhood."

Qi Yinian didn't speak. After a while, Meng Zhou asked again, "Are there many people?"

"What?" Qi Yinian didn't understand him for a moment.

Meng Zhou: "Are there many people listening to your speech under the national flag?"

Qi Yinian thought for a while, "There are about 3000 teachers and students in the school."

Meng Zhou: "..."

After a while, Meng Zhou didn't speak any more, Qi Yinian took a look, and it turned out that the other party had fallen into autism again.

He looks away.strange.

Arrived at the residential area, parked the car, and went upstairs.Qi Yinian changed his slippers and asked Meng Zhou, "When are you going back to Beicheng?"

Mengzhou took off his coat for a moment, then laughed and said, "Let's transfer the [-]% of the shares first, and then we'll see. I'll live with you for the time being."

Qi Yinian was noncommittal to the last sentence, and after going out for a trip, he immediately went to the bathroom to take a shower, not only the smell of perfume smoke from the crowded place, but also the tears Meng Zhou wiped on his clothes.

The sudden fragility of a mature individual is the most moving. Qi Yinian grabbed the white shirt he had replaced, glanced at it, and threw it into the washing machine.

There was the sound of water rushing in the bathroom. In the living room, Meng Zhou was sitting on the sofa, holding the phone in his hand, and tapping the number pad with his thumb.

100 ÷ 7 = 14.29

14 7 × = 98

100-98 2 =

Meng Zhou counted back and forth three times, and finally, he looked at the result 14 in the calculator on his mobile phone—that is to say, within a week, if he wants to reach the level of not giving speeches under the national flag, he must earn enough 14 points a day, Among them, you have to earn two more in one day, or one more in two days.

Snapped--

The mobile phone in Meng Zhou's hand fell on the stiff floor with a click, just like his heart at the moment.

"System, can you tell me the point value of the daily task again?" Meng Zhou asked tremblingly.

The male virtue system is happy to see its success, the host has already embarked on the first step of cultivating male virtue, and winning the three consecutive male virtue stars is just around the corner, so he enthusiastically repeated the rules three times tirelessly to ensure that his host Can remember and master it proficiently.

"Finally, remind the host," the system said, "Kiss, the daily point limit is 3; say 'I love you', the daily point limit is 1; cook for him, the daily point limit is 8... "

Mengzhou's ten fingers were broken, and the 14 points were like stars flying around in front of his eyes, and he couldn't catch any of them.

Meng Zhou recalled the panic of facing the test papers in middle school. The teacher said that the test is not about the questions you don’t know, but how many points you can get for the questions you know. None, it's fucking outrageous!