The sand sculpture attacked him and bound the male virtue system

prostitution?

Mengzhou thought for a while about the task of delivering public food that he had just been cancelled, and the punishment of skipping the task and going straight to it. He asked the system in his mind, "Can I redeem my punishment if I sell myself to Qi Yinian now?"

The system said indifferently: "It's not a question of whether it can be redeemed, but for the purpose of protecting my wife's privacy and public opinion, you will be forced not to touch him. You understand the specific operation," the system hinted, "Have you experienced it before?" of."

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou lowered his head, and still said to Qi Yinian: "Okay." He has no other choice, and now he is sanctioned by the male virtue system, and every day he gathers around Qi Yinian to do daily tasks, serve tea and pass water, just to get rid of points. , Beating his shoulders and pinching his back, he is already the same as his long-term worker.

After a while, Mengzhou raised his eyes and asked cautiously, "Then will you pay me?"

Qi Yinian didn't expect Meng Zhou to be reduced to asking this question, so he gave him a loving look and replied, "Three thousand," he added, "it can't be more."

"Huh? Only three thousand?" Meng Zhou jumped up, stepped out with one foot, and pointed, "The shoes on my feet are Italian, handmade, and pure cowhide. They only cost 5 yuan. You can pay them a month. What can I buy for three thousand?" Meng Zhou was angry, "I can't even buy a single shoelace for me."

Qi Yinian looked at him with folded arms, "Then you can choose to give up your extravagant and obscene life."

Meng Zhou was furious: "Qi Yinian, I am the prince of the Meng family, and I didn't marry you to endure hardship!"

Qi Yinian rubbed his chin, "Ah, 2000 million."

"I think it's okay to suffer a little bit occasionally." Meng Zhou lowered his head in humiliation.

The next afternoon, the company's car came downstairs to pick up Qi Yinian and the others.

Qi Yinian changed his clothes and came out of the bedroom, and stood in the living room waiting for Mengzhou.

After 10 minutes, the latter still did not move.

Qi Yinian put away his mobile phone, walked to the door of the guest room and knocked, "Meng Zhou?"

The door opened with a snap, and Meng Zhou's head squeezed out through the crack. Qi Yinian looked down, but couldn't see the body, and frowned, "What are you doing?"

"Change clothes." Meng Zhou said.

"Hurry up," Qi Yinian said impatiently, "I've already notified you."

Meng Zhou closed the door, came out 5 minutes later, and stood in front of Qi Yinian.Qi Yinian raised his eyes from the mobile phone he was playing with, looked at the other party, and then took a deep breath.

"Why are you dressed like this!" Because he was too shocked, Qi Yinian's voice was several times higher than usual.

Meng Zhou tugged at his T-shirt, stomped on his little white shoes and black sweatpants, "I think I'm in pretty good shape, it's 150 yuan on Taobao, free shipping, and my whole body works perfectly." .”

He also mentioned it casually, "After all, my monthly pocket money is only 3000 yuan now."

Qi Yinian's voice was icy cold, "You know that's not what I'm talking about."

"Oh~" Meng Zhou mentioned the pattern printed on the chest of his T-shirt, "Then you mean this? It looks great, and it fits me well."

Qi Yinian gritted his back molars.

That's right, what Meng Zhou is wearing is a Taobao 31 T-shirt with his photo printed on it.

"Did I tell you that we are going to record the pilot film of a variety show this time, and we will edit it into a video to promote it on the Internet?"

"I said it," Meng Zhou nodded innocently, "Isn't it just because I know that I changed my outfit?" Meng Zhou was complacent, "I bought it yesterday and it arrived today. It's not a loss. I shopped around and asked." I wonder if the store can arrive tomorrow," Meng Zhou sighed happily, "Fortunately, it's in time."

Qi Yinian was blunt: "Go and change, come out in normal clothes."

Meng Zhou took a step back clutching his T-shirt, "I don't."

Qi Yinian narrowed his eyes and glanced at him, Meng Zhou turned around directly, "Don't try to threaten me with your eyes again."

Qi Yinian nodded, "Okay."

Then he went straight to pick it up.

"Fuck," Meng Zhou swears to protect his private collection of T-shirts, "In broad daylight, what are you going to do to me?"

Qi Yinian didn't speak, and tried his best to tear off the T-shirt from Meng Zhou's body. He could watch Meng Zhou go out and embarrass himself, but he couldn't watch Meng Zhou go out and embarrass himself with his face on his face!

During the entanglement between the two, there was a click, and the 30 yuan T-shirt, which was assumed to be of poor quality, shattered.Holding the torn T-shirt in both hands, Meng Zhou looked at Qi Yinian with resentment in his eyes, full of accusations of "Are you satisfied now".

Qi Yinian nodded, he was really satisfied.

Qi Yinian clapped his hands, took two steps back to distance himself from Meng Zhou, "Very good, we can change now, the car is parked downstairs, I'll wait for you outside."

Meng Zhou didn't speak, just stood on the spot silently, watching Qi Yinian leave silently, as if he was injured and the kind who couldn't be coaxed well.

And when Qi Yinian closed the door, Meng Zhou threw up the broken T-shirt with a bang, the dejection on his face was swept away, he turned and went back to the room and put on an identical one.

"Hey, buy one get one free and free shipping, that's unexpected."

Qi Yinian was so unexpected that when he watched Meng Zhou in a T-shirt come up from the back seat of the nanny's car, the mineral water bottle in his hand was crushed.

The car door opened, and Meng Zhou just leaned half his body in, Qi Yinian grabbed his collar with one hand, Meng Zhou quickly covered his chest, "This is still outside, what are you going to do to me?"

The assistant girl and the driver who came in the same car all looked over at the same time when they heard the voice, and at the same time opened their mouths into an O shape silently.

Looking at the smug smile on Meng Zhou's face, Qi Yinian let go of his clenched hands a little bit, okay, fine, Meng Zhou, you are fine.

Qi Yinian lay back in the back seat of the car and closed his eyes to rest, it seemed that he didn't want to look at Meng Zhou again.But he couldn't see it, but he could still hear it.After hearing a rustling sound, Meng Zhou sat in the front seat next to the assistant girl.

Qi Yinian frowned, although he didn't want to see Meng Zhou now, but the other party actually chose the front seat where the strange girl was in front of the two seats.Qi Yinian couldn't help but think of Mengzhou's previous history of being a dandy, isn't this man a flirtatious nature and ready to move.

But now he was in the car, he was still behind, presumably Meng Zhou didn't dare to do anything, Qi Yinian didn't open his eyes.

I heard Meng Zhou and the little girl chatting in front of me.

The little girl should have just come out of society, she was still relatively young, and she was very active. She asked Meng Zhou, "Are you and Teacher Qi in a husband and wife relationship?"

Meng Zhou looked at her with the look that you still ask: "He is my wife."

"Wow," the little girl pointed to the pattern on Mengzhou's T-shirt, "Then, would Teacher Qi not mind if you wear a T-shirt with Teacher Qi's photo on it?" The little girl thought very directly, with Teacher Qi's character, It must be a shame to have a picture of yourself worn by your husband to show off in the market.

Qi Yinian, who listened with his ears in the back seat, clenched his fists, thinking so much that he wanted to blow someone's head off.

Meng Zhou waved his hand, "You don't understand, this is the proof that I love him." Meng Zhou sneaked closer to the little girl and whispered to her, "Don't look at his face, but he is very happy in his heart. I wear it He doesn’t even look at other luxury brand fashion windbreakers, how handsome he is, but he likes this Taobao [-] free shipping, buy one get one free dress. Move your hands and feet."

Meng Zhou looked proud.

The little girl made the sound of eating dog food on the side.

Qi Yinian's veins are throbbing right now.He really wanted to drag Meng Zhou into the back seat and teach him what it means to use hands and feet, what it means to shake the car until it vibrates.

Since there is still a little girl around, Qi Yinian can't do the domestic violence on the spot, so he can only endure it first.

However, there was no silence in front for a while, and the whispering sound started again.

"What do you usually like to do, Teacher Qi?" The little girl's voice was a little curious, and she should be a fan of Qi Yinian after hearing the question.

"He," Meng Zhou thought for a while, Qi Yinian locked himself in the bedroom every day, how could he know what the other party likes to do, but thinking of his own purpose, Meng Zhou still used his brain to replace the information he knew. I found a way to express it emphatically, "He likes to be locked in the bedroom every day, doing things that don't see the light of day, and he often does this during the day."

The little girl slowly opened her eyes wide, and there was disbelief in her small eyes, "Mr. Qi, he wouldn't be like this..."

Meng Zhou felt displeased, "Is he my wife or your wife? Why do you know him better than me?"

The little girl was frightened, and quickly waved her hand, "I'm sorry, I believed it."

In his mind, Mr. Qi's image of the flower of Gaoling collapsed, but at the same time, the image of a person who was abstinent in front and contrasted with the back appeared vividly. The little girl roared in her heart, tonight's anniversary CP has food!

Qi Yinian finally couldn't bear it anymore, kicked Meng Zhou's seat, "Shut up, I want to sleep."

The front was suddenly as quiet as a chicken, and there was no more sound.

When we arrived at the studio, the preparations were all in place. Qi Yinian had rich shooting experience and communicated smoothly with the staff. Meng Zhou was also very calm. He followed the staff's instructions and went through the rehearsal without any mistakes.

The official shooting begins and the camera is turned on.

The pilot film is an interview with the guests. The staff will ask some questions for the guests to answer. Later, some more interesting clips will be edited and combined together.

The first interview was a one-person interview.Faced with questions, Qi Yinian answered every detail. He has worked in the entertainment industry for several years, and his professional ability to perfectly face interviews is very good.

Then came the one-person interview with Meng Zhou.In order to keep the information from the two parties not circulating, the crew specially invited Qi Yinian out before the interview. At this moment, Meng Zhou was sitting alone in front of the camera.

The staff asked: "I heard that you took the initiative to come to our program at the beginning, but Mr. Qi was not willing at first. You persuaded him before he agreed?"

Meng Zhou nodded gracefully, "Of course, I invested in your variety show, 70.00% of the shares."

staff member:"……"

The staff silently told themselves that you are a person who has experienced ups and downs, what is this small scene, and asked directly following Meng Zhou's answer: "Then, why do you want to invest in our variety show, and you also specially invited your lover to participate in it?" What about it? Is it because of the business sense of a businessman, who is very optimistic about the prospects of our program?"

"It's embarrassing," Meng Zhou said, "I invested in you because I wanted to participate in a couple variety show with Qi Yinian, so I just chose you."

Worker: "..." He couldn't handle the demolition too fast.

I heard Meng Zhou continue: "But it's true that I'm optimistic about the prospects of this show."

The staff's eyes lit up, and the topic is coming. He leaned forward and wanted to ask why you liked it, but Meng Zhou answered the question without him asking, "Because I am in this show."

Meng Zhou opened his hands, "I'm here to carry forward my masculinity!"

He stood up from the chair he had been sitting on, and the photographer had to raise the camera in order to take a full picture of him, so in a bottom-up perspective, Meng Zhou's whole body seemed to be emitting divine light, spreading admonitions Said: "I believe that my masculine charm will definitely attract a large number of viewers, making them addicted to the show and unable to extricate themselves."

"With me in the show, it will be popular!"

The director, who had been watching the shooting scene in the backstage monitoring room, raised his hand and patted three times with "pa, pa, pa" and said, "With you, the show will be popular!"

He turned around and told the staff behind him, "Quickly, let the photography team work overtime, edit this interview with Mengzhou for me, find a marketing account, and put that "I'm here to promote male virtue!" "Give me the top trending search."

The staff remembered that Xiaoben left in a hurry, and before he had taken a few steps, the director called him back again, and, "The phrase 'the show will be popular if it has me!' also give me the top of it," the director looked at the monitor in front of him. Qi Shale, "This wave, this wave is a good start."

Seeing the staff leave, the screenwriter stood up and said, "Director, Meng Zhou is the prince of the Meng family. Aren't you afraid that the Meng family will come to trouble us?"

The director sat on the boss chair with Erlang's legs crossed, "You must have a sense of public opinion, have you heard of the wedding of the young master of the Meng family?"

The screenwriter shook his head, really never heard of it.Although Meng Zhou is not a member of the industry, getting married is not as popular as a celebrity on Weibo, but Meng's entertainment company is considered a leading company in the industry, and the marriage of the sole heir of his family must be rumored Some news.

But now there is no news, and people have brought their own wife to participate in the show, what does it mean?

The director patted his thigh, "This means that this is a big news. The Meng family turned against each other, and the reason for the opposite goal," the director pointed to the interview with Qi Yinian, which was automatically playing on the other screen, "It is because of the male De!"

"This young master of the Meng family doesn't want to be a good prince, why did he come out, why did he go on a couple variety show?"

The screenwriter shook his head.

The director pointed to the confusion and said: "It must be that the head of the Meng family disagreed with this marriage, and the prince of the Meng family invested in this variety show to show his loyalty to Qi Yinian, and even deliberately wanted to promote his male virtues. This is for Meng's family. The head of the family saw it!"

The screenwriter suddenly realized.

"We just need to watch the fire from the other side and reap the benefits of the fisherman." The director clenched his fists, "The popularity of variety shows is just around the corner!"

The part of the one-person interview is over, it is the two-person interview.Before the interview started, Qi Yinian asked Meng Zhou: "What questions did they ask you? What did you answer?"

Qi Yinian was really worried about Mengzhou today.The other party has been not quite right since he left the house. He is wearing a T-shirt with his photo printed on it, and he is lying there with a little girl to seduce everyone. What is he trying to do, is he trying to make a big news?

What did Mengzhou say in the interview? If there was anything out of line, he had to let Lang Luo and the crew communicate and edit in advance, and kill the possible seeds in the cradle before the pilot film was broadcast. inside.

Meng Zhou watched the people coming and going in the studio, his eyes drifted away from Qi Yinian, he raised his hand and touched the back of his neck, and said, "No, it's just some simple questions, such as why did you come to the show, What is your wife's favorite food, what color does she like, how much does one plus one equal..."

Qi Yinian impatiently interrupted Meng Zhou's rambling nonsense answers, and asked directly: "Then what did you answer?"

Meng Zhou blinked, "I said I joined the show because I love my wife, who likes to eat me and porn, one plus one equals two..."

Qi Yinian: "? Just stop for a moment."

Meng Zhou looked at him innocently, "What's wrong?"

"What's my favorite food?" Qi Yinian asked, "What's my favorite color?"

Meng Zhou looked up at the sky, "Then we are an agreed couple, and I don't know, so I can just talk casually."

Qi Yinian pinched his knuckles, "It's not just driving casually!"

After a while, "Forget it," Qi Yinian said, "The program group dare not put such suggestive content in the leading film blatantly."

"Why?" Meng Zhou was curious.

"Because we want to promote truth, goodness and beauty and the core values ​​of socialism."

"Which one was violated?"

Qi Yinian couldn't bear it anymore, "Civilization!"

They chatted a few words here, and the staff was ready, greeted them to take their seats, and then they were ready to start recording.

Qi Yinian and Meng Zhou sat down on the chairs, the machine was officially turned on, and the staff asked the first question:

"Who is usually in charge of the family?"

"democracy."

"he."

Qi Yinian turned his head and met Meng Zhou's eyes. Meng Zhou's hand was still pointing at him. Seeing Qi Yinian looking over, he repeated, "It's all his decision. I'm very obedient."

Qi Yinian: I will bear it.

He turned back and faced the camera, "Yes, listen to him when you have the same opinion, and mine when you disagree." Qi Yinian said with a blank expression, "He Jiandemocracy'."

At any rate, it rounded up the two of them answering different questions.

This is a variety show for couples. Even if they are an agreed couple, they still have to maintain the personality of a loving couple in front of the camera.

The staff got the answer, and asked the next question, "If you make a mistake, what is the punishment?"

Qi Yinian frowned. Why is this question so strange? Is there any way for normal couples to punish mistakes?Little did they know that the staff had already been ordered by the director, and the questions were all tricky.

Before Qi Yinian could figure it out, on the other side, Meng Zhou answered first: "I know, it's punished by kneeling, pushing melons, and sleeping on the sofa."

Qi Yinian took a deep breath, trying to maintain a smile on his face, he couldn't refute, because these things really existed.

The staff answered with a smile, "It seems that Teacher Meng was punished to kneel before?"

"Yes," Meng Zhou said with a proud face, "I can kneel down and push melons at the same time. I have a positive attitude of admitting my mistakes, and there is also a sofa. Because I perform well, I am not allowed to sleep on the sofa every year. I am allowed to go to bed. .”

Qi Yinian: "?"

Did Lang Luo give Meng Zhou a new script and character design without his knowledge?Who was the soul of the person next to him? !

The staff saw Qi Yinian sitting on the side with a cold expression on his face. The other party didn't say a word in this question, but the staff didn't dare to ask him his opinion on this question.

I also know that my wife can't be wrong, and it's Meng Zhou who is wrong-this is the content introduced by the director for his male virtue entry.

So skip this question and move on to the next one.

"The third question," the staff blinked, "Who is chasing who among the two?"

Meng Zhou waved his hand, "Of course he chased me first, and I refused directly."

The staff was stunned for a moment. They didn't expect Meng Zhou to answer like this suddenly, which was different from what he had shown before.

Qi Yinian, who was next to him, breathed a sigh of relief, look, isn't the normal Meng Zhou just coming back, he probably couldn't pretend anymore, and his straight male nature has returned to his old ways.

Just listen to Meng Zhou's next sentence, "Why should I reject him? Can a man make his wife actively pursue you? Of course not. The ants swarmed and stalked him, and then went to pursue him relentlessly." , This is the demeanor of a man from the Meng family."

Meng Zhou tugged at the hem of his T-shirt, revealing the photo of Qi Yinian printed on it, so that the camera could take a clearer picture.

Out of the corner of Qi Yinian's eye, he saw the veins twitching again.

Next, the staff asked some more questions. Fortunately, these questions were relatively normal. Qi Yinian also learned experience from the first three questions. The staff answered the questions first, so as not to let Mengzhou have free space. .

"Okay, next is the last question." The staff took a deep breath, looked at Qi Yinian and Meng Zhou, "Haha, seeing the nervous expressions on your two faces, do you think I'm going to ask some crazy questions?" the staff After a bit of humor, I got to the point.

"The last question, how are your life skills?" The staff reminded, "After thinking about it, answer it, because it will affect your living situation in the first episode of the program."

Qi Yinian raised his eyebrows, because this variety show is a live broadcast, in order to pursue a natural effect in front of the camera, the program team will not show the guests the specific script in advance.

He asked, "Can you reveal a little information?"

The staff laughed, "I can only say that those who are capable work harder, and those who work harder get more rewards. Alright, the two of you will answer the questions."

Qi Yinian lowered his eyes, thought for a while, and said, "If the full score is [-], I'll get [-]." Qi Yinian smiled, "He got zero."

Meng Zhou: "...?"

Meng Zhou felt that he had to stand up, otherwise the character set up before would collapse. He straightened his back and said proudly: "I have full marks." Before Qi Yinian looked over, he continued, "Masculinity is full marks. of men have all the life skills a wife needs.”

Meng Zhou showed scissors hands in front of the camera, "Yeah!"