The sand sculpture attacked him and bound the male virtue system

Qi Yinian closed his eyes and told himself repeatedly that he was in front of the camera.

I heard the staff say: "Okay, this is the end of this Q&A."

As soon as the voice announced the end of the interview, Qi Yinian leaned over his upper body and grabbed Meng Zhou's collar in his hand.

Meng Zhou was pulled towards Qi Yinian, he looked into Qi Yinian's eyes, swallowed hard, "Maybe I can argue."

"Okay," Qi Yinian smiled politely, "Come on, tell me, I'll listen."

Meng Zhou turned his head to the side, looked at the stunned staff, and said, "You can't expose your family ugliness, why don't we go home first, my wife."

Qi Yinian took a deep look at Meng Zhou, then let go of Meng Zhou's collar, turned around and walked outside first.

Seeing that Qi Yinian was walking away, the staff approached Mengzhou and said, "Brother, I hope you will be blessed."

Meng Zhou glanced at him proudly, "Why do you ask for more blessings? Thunder, rain and dew are all thanks to my wife." Meng Zhou said with disdainful eyes, "Remember to edit my last sentence into it," Meng Zhou threatened, "I'm speaking as an investor who owns 70.00% of the shares," he gritted his teeth, "Do you understand?"

The staff nodded in pity for him, "Understood, don't worry."

After sending Meng Zhou away, the staff turned to look for the director.After the director found out about this, "It's a good thing, now we are doing things according to his orders, and in the end we lost the face of the Meng family, and the trouble can't be found on us."

He turned to the screenwriter and asked, "Is the hot search copywriting ready?"

"Okay," the screenwriter responded, "The interview videos of other guests haven't been edited yet, and I have worked overtime to edit Meng Zhou's video alone."

"He deserves it," the director raised his wrist to look at the time, "I will choose to show it at the time when the traffic is the highest at night, just this gimmick, the popularity will definitely surpass the dust, crushing others," the director laughed, "Our variety show is about to explode, Let PR be smart."

-

Nine p.m. The official Weibo account of "Love in the Country" updated the first message under this account, which was a video.

The name of the video is "I'm here to promote my male virtues".

The official account of Local Love didn't have many live fans, and only a few marketing accounts were forwarded at the beginning.However, only 10 minutes after the video was released, the number of views increased steadily. Excluding the factor of marketing account drainage, the content of the video itself caused reposting and comments to break the table. Half an hour after the video was released, the popularity directly jumped to the hot search list. Driven by the promotion, it finally directly came to the top of the hot search.

The content themes in the Weibo comment area are harmoniously unified.

-Holy shit, this is 0302?

- There is such a man of virtue!God loves me.

-What a wonderful quality, rare grade SSR

-By the way, who is this, popping up out of nowhere?

-Upstairs, this is the prince of the Meng Group.

- Is that the Monsieur I thought it was?

-The prince of the Meng family knows how to be feudal, bah, so virtuous?

Soon, another hot search came up - male German man.

There is an option at the bottom, 90.00% of the nine people expressed their willingness to marry a male German man to go home, although it is now gender equality 0302.

At a glance, several of the hot searches are covered by related entries of this video.

On the other side, the annual CP Chaohua became active again.Since the red carpet sprinkled food a week ago, the anniversary cp fans haven't had food anymore. Now that this video comes out, it's simply a carnival paradise for cp fans.

- The cp I knocked on is real!

-Even they are married, the groundhog screams.jpg

- good man

-aswl

-Think about how cute Guadoo is when you kneel on the floor, I want to see it

-It is said that the variety show of Homeland Love will be live broadcasted throughout the whole process, and you can stay at that time. If Zhou Zhou does something wrong, he will be punished every year

-Zhouzhou is so stupid, he must be punished (no)

The heat continued to ferment on Weibo, and Qi Yinian, who had returned home, hadn't noticed the disturbance here.

In the same place, the same scene, the same characters, and the same actions, Meng Zhou once again knelt at the place where he entered the house.

"Masculinity is perfect?" Qi Yinian folded his arms, "Why, is this the new personality you arranged for yourself?"

Meng Zhou looked up in surprise, and praised Qi Yinian: "Enterprise-level understanding." This way he doesn't have to make excuses himself.

"Bow your head and carry on!" Qi Yinian roared.

"..." Meng Zhou lowered his head silently, and turned another page of the Five Lessons on Men's Virtue in front of him. My wife, how can I confirm that my wife has a perfect score in male virtue? Then I will definitely have to test what he recites, so I have to know it first, otherwise I won’t be able to find out if he made a mistake.” Meng Zhou blinked, “Just memorize it all. gone."

Qi Yinian laughed inexplicably, "So you have soaked in male virtues since childhood, and finally succeeded in brainwashing yourself?"

"Not at all," Meng Zhou raised his head and said seriously, "We will divorce when the agreed time is up, and I will be free again after the divorce." Xiaojiu, you calculate data in the company, and I sleep in bed, we all have a bright future."

"Really?" Qi Yinian's broken hair fell down on his forehead, covering his eyes, making it impossible to guess what he was thinking at the moment.

After a while, Qi Yinian took the initiative and said: "The matter on my side has been resolved very smoothly, and it is very likely that it will be completed ahead of schedule." Qi Yinian pinched his knuckles, "When the time comes, go directly to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the divorce certificate Well, don't wait for the March period."

Meng Zhou frowned.

Qi Yinian snorted coldly, didn't the other party bring up this topic first, what's wrong with his expression now, he asked: "What's wrong?"

Meng Zhou expressed his concerns, "I don't know if this variety show will be finished by then."

Qi Yinian: "..."

Qi Yinian: "Just kneel here."

Meng Zhou was genuinely worried about whether the show would be finished by then. According to his expectation, after the show aired, he would earn [-] million men's virtue points, be untied from the men's virtue system, and then divorce Qi Yinian. , almost three months.

But if the divorce time is brought forward, he doesn't know if he can earn enough male virtue at that time. If this dead system is still there, he must not be able to successfully divorce.

After Qi Yinian returned to his room, Meng Zhou knelt down for a while before returning to his own room.After he lay on the bed, he suddenly felt empty in his heart, as if there was something unfinished.

On the other side, Qi Yinian opened the door. He originally wanted Meng Zhou to stop kneeling, but when he came out, he saw the empty hall, and the kneeling people had long since disappeared.

Qi Yinian licked his teeth, stood there holding the doorknob for two seconds, then retreated back to the room and closed the door expressionlessly.

Lying on the bed, Meng Zhou called up the point mall to check the props and skill cards inside.Since he browsed last time, the products in it have been updated again in the past few days.

During the live broadcast under the camera this time, Meng Zhou thought about exchanging a few skill cards, which might be used during the live broadcast - to increase his masculinity charm and harvest countless grandparents' masculinity.

Yes, grandparents, the main audience of the live variety show is grandparents.According to the preferences of grandparents, Mengzhou began to choose skill cards.

Meng Zhou's current points are not high, so he mainly looks at selling cheap one-time skill cards, those cards with hundreds of points, Meng Zhou probably can't afford them even if he sells himself to Qi Yinian .

Oh, no, he has sold himself to Qi Yinian now.

[Mom’s big boy: As long as you die~ shout, all the women who hear your voice, from the 80-year-old old woman to the beautiful girl, will raise their sincere maternal love for you, and the effective time is 10 minutes]

This is an attribute enhancement card, which is the activation condition of this card... Meng Zhou let out a breath of foul air slowly.

All the women who heard the voice could not resist, which means that as long as the grandma who watched his live broadcast could not escape his charm, tears flowed from the corner of his mouth, Meng Zhou raised his hand to wipe it, and told himself that it was tolerable, Who can bear it, for the sake of male virtue, I will fight!

He changed hands and put the card into the shopping cart.

Mengzhou continued to visit the shopping mall. Since the grandmas had caught them all, the grandpas naturally couldn't let them go. They are all men's virtues, and whoever is more noble than the other.Soon, he saw a skill card with attributes symmetrical to [Mom's Big Brother].

[Father Daddy: As long as you shout "Daddy Daddy", all the grandpas aged up to 80 and handsome guys down to three years old who hear your voice will be very willing to fulfill your wishes, thus arousing the maternal love of the women present for you Love, she will protect you like a calf, users don’t have to worry about their own personal safety]

Meng Zhou:?What's the matter with this father?Why is it all mother's love and father's love?He needs fatherly love!These unqualified fathers need to be sent to male moral education!

Afterwards, Mengzhou went through the point products inside, and finally selected a few cards that looked very practical, put them all into the shopping cart, and bought them directly when they could be used.

After finishing all the preparations, Meng Zhou took out his mobile phone to swipe, and easily found what he wanted on the hot search list.

- I'm here to promote male virtues!

The corner of Meng Zhou's lips curled up, and he clicked in. The first one was an advertisement for local love in variety shows on the marketing account.

@追剧社长: Local Love is a well-produced variety show with profound themes. It aims to go back to the simple and simple era of the past and bring everyone an understanding of male virtue culture.The director revealed that the slogan of this variety show is - I am here to promote male virtues! [Paper Airplane] The content is good-looking, and we sincerely invite recommendations.

Meng Zhou:? ? ?

Shouldn't he be the protagonist of this trending search?

But what about his name?

Meng Zhou swiped down on Weibo, and the official actually completely diverted the popularity to the variety show. His own name did not appear in the trending searches, and only a few of them occasionally mentioned him.

How could this be so?How does this allow him to reap male virtue?Meng Zhou glanced at him and now he only has [-] male virtue scores, that's all?

Meng Zhou decisively broadcast a series of numbers, and the opposite person connected. He was the boss of the largest entertainment company under his family.

"Uncle Qi, have you read today's hot search?"

Uncle Qi immediately said: "Don't worry, nephew, I have already filtered out the hot search content for you, and blocked all the ones with your name." Uncle Qi said very angrily, "Today's variety shows are so unscrupulous that they want to go viral. reputation. Don’t worry, Uncle will take care of it for you.”

Meng Zhou: "..."

"Uncle Qi, I let you upload the hot search content," Meng Zhou said, "Didn't you click on the video to watch it? I said those words myself."

Uncle Qi snorted, "Uncle still doesn't understand you, uncle watched you grow up," Uncle Qi continued to immerse himself in his emotions and said angrily, "That video was maliciously edited by the program team, causing you The false appearance of maintaining masculine virtues, actually uncle understands what you mean," said Uncle Qi over there in a flowery way, "You must want to bring your wife to variety shows to show your wife's masculine virtues."

Meng Zhou wanted to interrupt the other party, saying that was not the case, but he failed. Uncle Qi kept talking like a cannonball, and he couldn't get in. "Oh, uncle watched you grow up, from the age of 13 to say If you want to find a man with perfect male morality as a wife, you can always find a 27-year-old man who is still a bachelor, how can it be so easy to find a wife with male morality now?"

Uncle Qi said understandingly: "Finally you found it, and I understand if you want to show off on the show."

Meng Zhou: "No, you don't understand."

I heard Uncle Qi say, "Your dad knows too."

Meng Zhou: "!" I forgot what I wanted to say just now.

Meng Zhou asked anxiously: "My dad also knows?" Meng Zhou said in horror, "Did he say he would break my leg?"

"Don't worry," Uncle Qi said, "I didn't show him your video, I only said that you were married, but he was so angry, you kid, you stole your household registration book from home to get married without telling everyone? "

Meng Zhou blinked guiltily. Didn't he think that there would only be three months at the beginning, and if he secretly married and left secretly, then nothing happened, and he was still a virgin.

Hey, why does he describe himself as innocent?

He doesn't need this!

Meng Zhou held the phone and switched sides, "Uncle Qi, I have my own discretion about this matter, so don't worry about it. My dad can help me keep it a secret, and I will go back and explain it to him personally."

Uncle Qi settled down, "Take your daughter-in-law." Uncle Qi was worried about Meng Zhou, "You kid, you know machismo, and you won't hurt your daughter-in-law at first glance. You have no status without a wedding, but your parents want to see you seriously. of."

Meng Zhou responded, thinking that my daughter-in-law doesn't love me, she has no status without a wedding, if he didn't expose the matter himself, he would still be Qi Yinian's shameful husband in secret marriage!

hateful!

After hanging up the phone, Meng Zhou turned to call his good brother, Hu Lu.

"Hulu, you have to help me with the hot search."

"I know, remove it, right?" Hulu responded quickly.

"..." Meng Zhou, "No, I replaced the hot search term with "" Meng Zhou closed his eyes, and said in a breath of pain, "Meng Zhou—the only man with a perfect score in male virtue in the last 5000 years man."

There was no sound from the conversation side for a long time.

Meng Zhou couldn't help asking: "Brother, are you still there?"

The other side replied: "Brother, if you were kidnapped by Qi Yinian, just blink."

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou: "No!"

Meng Zhou took the phone to his mouth and said loudly: "In 3 minutes, I want to see my name listed as the number one hot search!"

Then hung up the phone with a snap.

On the other side of the wall, Qi Yinian pinched the bridge of his nose, took out his mobile phone and called Lan Luo.

"Sister Lan, Meng Zhou said something wrong in the interview of the Local Love Variety Show." Qi Yinian walked to the window, "You can negotiate with the crew and cut the last part."

Lang Luo's voice on the other end of the phone was soft, "Is it the male part?"

Qi Yinian paused when he pinched the bridge of his nose, "Huh? How do you know?" They just finished the interview in the morning, and according to the normal process, the video is now on the way to deliver the cut, "Did the program team contact you?"

Lang Luo licked his lips, thought about his words, and then said: "Don't get excited later, calm down and listen to me."

Qi Yinian had a bad feeling in his heart.

Sure enough, I heard Lang Luo say: "He is already on the hot search."

Qi Yinian was still thinking about luck, "He is..."

"Meng Zhou," Lan Luo closed his eyes and repeated the popular search terms, "the only man in the last 5000 years with perfect male virtue."

Pop, the phone hung up.

Qi Yinian clicked on the hot search on Weibo, and confirmed it himself.

If the trending searches are other less-obvious terms such as "male virtue men" and "male virtue variety show", Qi Yinian can still think that they are hot searches bought by the program group for the sake of popularity, but now, directly linking The person with a famous name is clearly listed at the top of the hot search, and Qi Yinian doesn't even believe that this hot search was not bought by Meng Zhou himself!

Holding the phone, Qi Yinian came to Mengzhou's door aggressively and knocked.

With three beeps, the door opened, and Meng Zhou poked his head out from inside. Seeing Qi Yinian's angry face, Fuzhi thought to himself why he felt so empty when he was lying on the bed just now—he didn't finish it. The thing is, he didn't kneel down until Qi Yinian asked him to get up!

Meng Zhou's legs softened, but fortunately he held on to the door and did not bow down directly.

Hearing Qi Yinian pick up his phone and show the content on it, "Did you buy this trending search?"

When Meng Zhou saw it, his eyes lit up. He raised his watch, and it was exactly 3 minutes after he finished calling Hu Lu. Meng Zhou couldn't help but admire, "The gourd moves very fast."

Qi Yinian: "..."

Qi Yinian: "Meng Zhou, what do you want to do?" Qi Yinian raised his eyebrows, "I don't want to be a dandy anymore, do you want to enter the entertainment circle and make a C debut?"

"Ah, this..." Meng Zhou thought about this scene for a while, "Actually, it's not impossible," Meng Zhou began to imagine his own flower path, "My stage name can be called Meng Nande, and when I harvest 1000 million fans, I will Retire with honor."

Qi Yinian took three deep breaths before maintaining his superficial demeanor, "So you accepted this variety show to give yourself exposure and traffic?" Qi Yinian figured it out, "Then why did you take me with you? Walk alone Is it not good?"

Meng Zhou blinked, "Of course my masculinity can only be shown when my wife is by my side."

Qi Yinian's fist hardened, but he didn't expect that he would end up being Meng Zhou's tool man when he debuted.

However, the matter has come to this point, there is no way to turn back, Qi Yinian can only blame himself for not knowing people clearly.

The filming of the program officially started three days later, and the program team sent a car to pick them up.

First, they were sent to a nearby hotel for one night, and the next morning they drove a van to pull them away.According to the director of the group, it is to capture the real reaction of the guests when they see the life scene for the first time.

The white van drove slowly to the entrance of the village and then stopped. The big cameraman carried the equipment in front of Qi Yinian and Mengzhou.

The field manager asked them if everything was ready, and if the radio microphone was adjusted, and reminded them that the broadcast would start directly as soon as they got out of the car.

Qi Yinian's mood has always been calm. He often faces the camera. Although the whole process is being broadcast live now, his mentality is also very calm.Meng Zhou, on the other hand, took a deep breath, looking nervous.

Qi Yinian glanced at him, "Why, it's finally your performance stage, are you nervous?"

Meng Zhou exhaled and cheered himself up, "I can do it," and brainwashed himself, "I am a man with perfect male virtue!"

Qi Yinian sneered with raised lips.

"This recording is a full-time live broadcast. Except for things that involve privacy such as going to the toilet and taking a shower, the shooting will not stop," the field manager reminded them for the last time. Ok?"

Qi Yinian nodded, Meng Zhou slowed down and nodded accordingly.

"Okay," the field manager opened the car door with a bang, and at the same time, the camera turned on, "The first issue of "Love in the Country", recording begins."

A large number of people quickly poured into the official live broadcast room, and the bullet screen was refreshed wave after wave.

- Come and see the anniversary!

-Niannian woo woo you are finally out for business, mom loves you

- there are so many people

- Hey, it's a young guy who came here this time. I asked my old lady to come and see, she loves to watch this

- User @123 voted for a galaxy rocket

- How about the only man with perfect male virtue in 5000 years?

-Next post: I don't believe there is a man with bronchitis heavier than me

The fans of the barrage speech are complex, including Qi Yinian and Meng Zhou's CP fans, as well as Qi Yinian's personal fans, and passers-by who have seen those hot searches before and deliberately squatted there. The least number of them may be this show The original grandparents are fans.

The director is sitting in the main control room at the moment, looking at this data from ear to ear, this number is dozens of times higher than the peak online audience of their programs in the past.

In the camera, Qi Yinian and Meng Zhou are still in the car, looking at the scene where the manager opens the car door, a shocked expression gradually appears on his face, as if what the manager opened is not a car door, but a new world the gate.

The camera was only on Qi Yinian and Meng Zhou, and the audience in the live broadcast room could only see their shock, but couldn't see what they were shocked about, anxiously scratching their heads.

- Fuck, turn the camera quickly, let Master Yi see what they saw

- I'm dying of anxiety

- If you wait any longer, Awei will be dead

Following the calls of netizens, I saw the cameraman brother stepping backwards and getting out of the carriage step by step.

-...

- grab the bamboo shoots

- can't you just walk straight

Qi Yinian and Mengzhou stood up from their seats, and got out of the car with the door open. Following their actions, the sound of gongs, drums and firecrackers suddenly exploded in the live broadcast room.

A loud, high-pitched folk song came on: "Pigs, sheep, bring them all to welcome you~"

Meng Zhou's eyes lit up when he heard this, isn't this the love song duet he is good at from the little prince Maiba on KTV!

"Chickens, ducks, where have they all gone, take them out together to welcome us~"