The sand sculpture attacked him and bound the male virtue system

Meng Zhou: "Huh?"

Meng Zhou: "I invested [-] million in a variety show, and that's it?"

Qi Yinian glanced at him with mentally retarded eyes.

"That's it, if you don't want to be hungry, you can do it with me." Qi Yinian stood up, raised his arms and stretched his body.

Meng Zhou was still squatting on the ground. He raised his head to look at Qi Yinian. From this angle, Qi Yinian's slender waist looked smooth and tight under his shirt. Meng Zhou was stunned for a moment when he stood up. Short-circuited, forgetting what I just wanted to say.

He withdrew his gaze as if he was being scalded. He didn't know where to place his gaze, and finally landed on the crack of the floor, meeting the gaze of the sheep and pigs he had brought back on the first floor.

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou slapped his thigh, and he remembered what he was going to say.

Qi Yinian was already walking downstairs, his long legs making a loud sound as he stepped on the wooden stairs, Meng Zhou followed him downstairs, "I'll do it with you, but I haven't done it before and I'm not very proficient. No you cut C, I will assist."

Qi Yinian stopped going downstairs for a moment, "What do you think I'm going to do?"

Meng Zhou looked at his enemy tied not far away, "Kill pigs and sheep?"

Qi Yinian: "...I'm going to pick vegetables."

Meng Zhou asked softly, "Come back to pick vegetables and kill pigs and sheep?"

Qi Yinian: "You do what you want."

Meng Zhou: "..."

- hahahaha i fucking died laughing

-Meng Zhou: I don’t know anything, I can only rely on my wife

-Mengzhou always makes me unable to help but caress gently

After leaving the small building where they lived, walking more than 100 meters to the south side was a vegetable field.In summer, there are a lot of vegetables that can be eaten, Qi Yinian took a quick glance and recognized most of them.He told Meng Zhou beside him: "Go and get the hoe, the shovel..." Qi Yinian thought for a while, "The shovel should not be needed."

Qi Yinian has never lived in the countryside, but he has filmed scenes related to the theme. He has a good memory and has some basic understanding of the functions of these farm tools. He has not forgotten them at this time, and he can use them as soon as they are used.

Looking at the dazed expression of the young master next to him, he knew that what he said just now was playing the piano to a cow, and he probably couldn't tell the difference between a hoe and a shovel.

"Forget it," Qi Yinian walked back, "I'll take you to recognize it."

Meng Zhou's expression brightened, and he walked happily behind Qi Yinian. Is this the benefit of having a wife who loves him!

Meng Zhou admired from the bottom of his heart, "My wife, you really know a lot."

Qi Yinian's footsteps paused for a while, and then he continued to walk forward as if nothing had happened. It is becoming more and more easy for the other party to call him his wife now.

"A hoe is used to weed and loosen the soil." Qi Yinian picked up a long-handled farm tool that was leaning against the wall, and held it with both hands to show Meng Zhou how to use it. "Like this," Qi Yinian made a digging The movement of the soil, his waist is very thin, and when he is arched, he looks thin and powerful, with a sense of flexibility.

As Meng Zhou watched, his attention shifted from the hoe to his waist, and then to his face following the voice of the other party. Meng Zhou noticed that there was some thin sweat on Qi Yinian's forehead, and he suddenly Feeling thirsty too, he asked, "Are you hot?"

Qi Yinian stopped the demonstration, straightened up and turned to look at Meng Zhou, instead of answering the other's question, he said bluntly, "Did I understand everything I just demonstrated?"

"I understand, I understand." Meng Zhou said quickly.

-Like me who got caught running away in class

-Zhou Zhouzi, what are you doing, my wife has to listen carefully!

-Niannian is great, I know a lot, fortunately A

Qi Yinian raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead. As Meng Zhou said, he is indeed a little hot now, and it is almost midsummer. Qi Yinian is not heat-resistant. It is not yet noon, and he already feels the heat. I got a little annoyed.

He was wearing short sleeves, and the movement of wiping the sweat with the back of his hand was a little weak. Meng Zhou, who had been watching from the side, stretched out a hand at this time.

Qi Yinian froze when he saw the arm that suddenly lay across in front of him, and kept his sweat-wiping hand on his head to block the sun, "What are you doing?"

Meng Zhou was stunned for a second by Qi Yinian's rhetorical question, and then he remembered what he was thinking at that moment, and he said honestly, "Wipe your sweat."

Meng Zhou was wearing a cotton long sleeve, the cuffs were not rolled up.Qi Yinian glanced at it, but didn't say anything. He raised his hand and grabbed Meng Zhou's wrist, instead of pulling it over to wipe his sweat, he pulled his arm down and dragged the man towards the field.

The barrage was in a hurry for them at this time.

- Why is Mengzhou, a straight man, so stupid, just go straight to it

- why do you suddenly feel a little teased

-Um?Aren't they already married? Why are they still like a couple who are secretly in love?

- Upstairs you don't know it's fun

The wind blew across the field and across Qi Yinian's hair, Qi Yinian squinted his eyes, feeling that it was very cool at the moment, so he held Meng Zhou's hand without letting go of the heat.When they reached the edge of the field, Qi Yinian threw down his hoe and pointed out to Meng Zhou which field was a potato field and which field was a cabbage field.

"You dig potatoes with a hoe, um, for the two of us, we can eat four or five potatoes in one hole," Qi Yinian said, "I'll pick cabbages."

Meng Zhou picked up the hoe on the ground, held it and looked at it twice.

Qi Yinian was a little worried, "You know it, right?" He said, "Just follow the movements I demonstrated just now, it's very simple."

"Of course I will!" Meng Zhou felt that Qi Yinian looked down on him. He wanted to prove himself. He picked up the hoe and went to the potato field. Qi Yinian thought about it, and instead of picking cabbage, he followed Going up, it would be terrible if the young master accidentally cut off his foot.

"Yes, that's the posture, it's very standard," Qi Yinian squatted by the edge of the field, commanding Meng Zhou, "Look at that potato, and strike."

With a sound of "ding--", the hoe in Mengzhou's hand was lifted heavily, and it fell gently, hitting a small stone next to the potato seedlings.

Qi Yinian: "...are you here?"

"Try the angle," Meng Zhou calmly held the statue for himself, "use the arm at an elevation angle of [-] degrees to drive the hoe to slide through a three-quarters arc, and cut the roots of the potatoes precisely."

Qi Yinian applauded him without emotion, "You are suddenly so good at math, have you made up your lessons?"

-hahahaha online dismantling

- One pass operation is as fierce as a tiger, and the record is zero bar five

Meng Zhou glared at Qi Yinian with some embarrassment, raised his hoe, and made a good gesture, "Look," one hoe goes down, "I will bring out four in one hole."

With a click, following Meng Zhou's slashing movement, the potato seedlings flew straight out.Meng Zhou stood the hoe by his side, propped his arms on it, and looked at Qi Yinian triumphantly, "How about it, am I good?"

Qi Yinian looked over slowly: "So...where are the potatoes?"

Meng Zhou blinked, the arm supporting the hoe slipped, his upright body suddenly tilted, and he staggered a bit before standing still. He looked at the ground, and the root of the potato seedling was cut off by him, but there was no potato on the ground.

"Even if you don't know that potatoes are tubers," Qi Yinian sneered at the side, adding insult to injury, "you can guess that potatoes are in the soil just as the name suggests."

Meng Zhou was a little embarrassed by being ridiculed. He wiped the sweat from his head, shut up, turned his anger into motivation, and swung his hoe into the soil. After two or three strokes, Meng Zhou felt that the hoe had stuck something in the soil. thing.

He cheered up, pulled out the hoe, and pulled out the potatoes to bring out the mud. Under the scorching sun, Meng Zhou held up the spoils he had won, and excitedly shouted to Qi Yinian: "I'm really digging this time." Here comes the potatoes!"

Qi Yinian looked over, the laughing young man seemed to be glowing under the golden sunlight, except for all other factors, this moment was just because of the simplest joy of digging potatoes, Qi Yinian couldn't help but be attracted by this smile Infected, a faint smile appeared on his face.

He tolerated Mengzhou's high-end operation of cutting potatoes into two, and just walked over to him and said, "Well, it's great, there's progress."

Meng Zhou smugly said, "That's not true." He picked up his two halves of potatoes, "As expected of me."

The young master felt a sense of accomplishment holding the food he had obtained with his own hands. When he followed Qi Yinian to the vegetable field, he kept saying, "I can share half of the potatoes with you. After all, you are my wife. Our men from the Meng family are Be nice to your wife."

Qi Yinian chopped a cabbage in the vegetable field with a small sickle, and asked Meng Zhou when he heard this, "Because it's written in the Meng family's family rules? Or is it in the code of male morality you memorized?"

- What are the Montenegrin family rules (put your ears up)

-Is it so difficult for my husband to get on-the-job training now? It’s family rules and rules

- Why is it so difficult upstairs? If it is difficult, you taught Mengzhou such a thing?

- the upstairs is heartbroken

Unexpectedly, Meng Zhou didn't answer Qi Yinian's simple question for a long time, and he didn't know whether he blurted out at that moment to be nice to his wife because of the machismo of the Meng family, or the requirements of masculinity. .

Meng Zhou followed Qi Yinian and walked on the soil stalks in the field. Their shadows were reflected in the creek on one side, and the wind blowing through the wilderness brought the sound of cows lowing. In such tranquility, Meng Zhou suddenly said without thinking, "I just want to be nice to you."

Qi Yinian walked in front without stopping, he understood, and after a while, he gave a faint "hmm".

After Meng Zhou said that, he didn't look at the back of Qi Yinian's head any more, but looked at the reflection of the two people in the river while walking.

With the ingredients, you still have to cook the meal yourself.The program crew was so ruthless that they didn't even prepare modern electrical appliances, only an open-air earthen stove.

Here, Qi Yinian ordered Mengzhou to break firewood, and put more firewood into the furnace by himself. The people from the program team came out at this time and announced the arrangements for the afternoon with them.

"In the afternoon, you need to find straw to lay the roof by yourself," the staff mechanically conveyed the task, "otherwise you will have to sleep in the open air at night."

Qi Yinian didn't shake his hand at lighting the fire, the flames ignited high, Qi Yinian took the firewood that Mengzhou handed over, and while adding it slowly, he said to the staff: "It's okay, let's go outside .It's so hot in the afternoon, I choose to cool down together in the afternoon and evening."

The staff got stuck.

Meng Zhou chimed in, "I also think the open air is beautiful. The stars and the moon in the countryside must be very bright. If there is a roof, I have to take it apart if I want to lie in the house and watch the sky."

- It feels like Qi Yinian and Meng Zhou are not in the same variety show at all

- Qi Yinian: I participated in the survival variety show; Meng Zhou: I participated in the life variety show

- Ha ha ha, the young master's Zhou Zhou sees everything in the countryside is fresh

Here, Qi Yinian and Meng Zhou tacitly passed firewood to each other, and the fire became more and more prosperous. They discussed what to do next as if there was no staff member present.

"Vinegar potatoes, stir-fried cabbage?" Meng Zhou asked, looking at the ingredients.

Qi Yinian asked back: "You know how to do it?"

This time Meng Zhou was very obedient, "Then bake potatoes and boil cabbage."

Qi Yinian set up the iron pot, scooped a spoonful of water into it with a wooden ladle, Meng Zhou took the initiative to show his hospitality, and rolled up his sleeves, "I'll come, I'm good at boiling cabbage."

-Help me, why is this Mengzhou always so mean?

-Qi Yinian: Let me solve the quadratic equation, you can do it with one plus one

-the two fought over who threw the cabbage into the pot (no)

- Cabbage: Doggy boy, shameless

Qi Yinian saw Meng Zhou pick up a whole cabbage and was about to throw it into the pot, his eyelids twitched, he raised his hand to block Meng Zhou, and said: "I add water to wash the pot."

"Oh," Meng Zhou stood a little further away holding his cabbage, "Then let me cook the cabbage later," Meng Zhou said sincerely, "My wife, you have worked hard, so I will cook the cabbage for you. I can also throw potatoes into the fire, bah, roasting in the fire, you rest, let me take care of lunch."

Qi Yinian couldn't help but want to roll his eyes, remembering that this was under the camera, he maintained his image, so he endured it.

The conversation between the two finally stopped, and the staff found a chance to interject. The atmosphere between the two just now was a small world of its own, and he was excluded. Walk.

"That's... that. Our task of building the roof is mandatory and must be done. It's not something you can do if you want to sleep in the open." The staff tried to reason with them and wanted to communicate.

However, Qi Yinian said directly, "Well, I know, I just said it casually," he raised his eyelids, "Do you have anything else to do?"

Meng Zhou also looked over at this time, "Is there anything else?"

The two eyes fell on the body at the same time, the staff sniffed and exhaled inwardly, and told the director that single staff should have mental health insurance benefits.

"No...no more." The staff member stammered and said awkwardly.

"Oh, okay." Qi Yinian turned his head and continued to discuss with Meng Zhou who would be in charge of the cooking. "You do the dishes, and I wash the dishes."

Meng Zhou frowned, "Boil the cabbage and wash the dishes?" Meng Zhou's brain flicked, "Didn't the fresh water cabbage just wash the dishes?"

Qi Yinian threw away the firewood, "Does the boiled cabbage still need to be boiled? Isn't it enough to just throw the cabbage away?"

Meng Zhou: "...Okay, I cook, you wash the dishes, you are the wife, you have the final say."

After the two chatted for a round, they finally noticed that the staff member hadn't left yet, and turned their heads to him to indicate with their eyes, what's the matter?

The staff member immediately shook his head, turned around and ran away as if fleeing.

With the irrelevant personnel leaving, Qi Yinian and Mengzhou's dishes can be served.Potatoes need to be baked on a low fire. If the fire is too high, they will be directly roasted into a piece of coke, so they throw the potatoes in after the cabbage is cooked.

Each of the two people was holding a bowl, and there was a leaf of green vegetable floating in the bottom of the ceramic bowl.Qi Yinian ate his chopsticks with a calm expression. Meng Zhou looked at him and asked hesitantly, "How is it?"

Qi Yinian nodded, "Not bad." He picked up another chopsticks of cabbage to eat.

Seeing this, Meng Zhou felt relieved. He picked up a piece of cabbage leaf with his chopsticks and started to eat it. After chewing it a few times, he spit all the vegetables and water back into the bowl, "Is this for people to eat?"

Qi Yinian stared at Mengzhou coolly, and slowly chewed and swallowed the cabbage in his mouth.

Meng Zhou felt a chill creeping up his back.

"Why aren't people eating it?" Qi Yinian looked at Meng Zhou, "I'm not eating it."

Meng Zhou immediately realized his mistake, "I'm not saying you're not human, I'm talking about cabbage," Meng Zhou said tearfully, "I can't eat it."

"Who knows that every piece of Chinese food is hard work." Qi Yinian pushed his bowl to his mouth, "Don't waste it."

Meng Zhou was pushed into a big mouthful of boiled water, and swallowed a big piece of vegetable leaves. He reacted belatedly, and said to Qi Yinian, "I seem to have spit into my own bowl just now."

"... Is there?" Qi Yinian coughed, his eyes flickered, and he said, "You remember wrongly." He asked Meng Zhou's attention with a question, "Is it sweet?"

"Not sweet." Meng Zhou shook his head honestly.

"It's fine if it's not sweet, keep drinking." Qi Yinian said.

Meng Zhou: "..."

-I didn't expect this variety show life to be so simple

-It's so realistic and unpretentious, I love it

-Qi Yinian seems to be playing fools all the time haha

After eating, Qi Yinian went to wash the dishes, saying that washing the dishes was not counted, he just rinsed the dishes with water, and the amount of labor was not too much compared with Mengzhou's boiled cabbage.

The potatoes were still in the fire, and Qi Yinian asked Meng Zhou to turn the fire down when he threw them in. The potatoes were not yet ripe, so Qi Yinian glanced at them and said to Meng Zhou: "Let's take a lunch break first, wake up. When it came, it was almost cooked and ready to eat.”

Meng Zhou licked his lips and touched his stomach, and reluctantly looked away from the baked potatoes, still trusting his wife's judgment.

There is only one bed on the second floor, and it is very narrow. When two people lie on it and lie face-on, they have to put their arms next to their arms and their hands next to their hands.

Although Meng Zhou has long accepted the family status of his wife sleeping on the bed and sleeping on the floor, he still wants to struggle when he really has to face the leaky floor facing the pigs and sheep downstairs.

He slowly took two steps closer to the bamboo bed.At this time Qi Yinian took out a blanket from the suitcase, turned to look at him, Meng Zhou immediately stopped his movements, and whistled in his pocket.

Qi Yinian asked in confusion, "What are you doing?"

Meng Zhou's eyes flashed twice, it would be too embarrassing to be directly rejected by Qi Yinian after saying that he wanted to sleep in bed, so he had to pretend to be aloof from the beginning, "I'm a little free."

Qi Yinian raised his eyebrows, "Then go chop two cabbages and feed them to the pigs."

"Okay." Meng Zhou responded quickly, and when he turned around, he suddenly realized that something was wrong, not to mention why he agreed so quickly, but Qi Yinian asked him to chop cabbage and feed it to pigs——

Meng Zhou turned around and asked Qi Yinian loudly, "This cabbage is for pigs, isn't it?"

"Of course not," Qi Yinian answered quickly, "It's just that the pigs in the countryside have better food than us in the countryside."

-Ha ha ha ha

-Pig series

-The reaction of these two people is so funny.

Mengzhou finally went to chop cabbage to feed the pigs.He not only fed the pigs, but also the sheep, except for the cattle that Qi Yinian brought back without feeding.

Don't ask why you didn't feed, it means you have no emotion.The sheep and pigs were all brought back by him after running around the village three times. Naturally, he had to feed them himself, and he could kill and eat them when they were fattened up.

As for the cow, Meng Zhou gritted his teeth and told Qi Yinian to wake up and feed it by himself.At that time, he actually left himself to pull the cow, Mengzhou thought of that scene again, Qi Yinian led a cow and left without him, no matter how much he called his wife, the other party ignored him.

Looking at the grazing cow, Meng Zhou couldn't help but see raging anger in his eyes, and sooner or later he will kill you to eat beef.

After Meng Zhou stared at the sheep and pigs and finished eating the cabbage, he walked around downstairs several times until the staff came to ask him what happened, why he didn't go up for his lunch break and kept walking around here.

Meng Zhoucai pretended to have finished his stroll and walked back upstairs slowly - the steps going up the stairs were heavy, Qi Yinian must have already slept on the bed, he didn't want to go up to humiliate himself, let thousands of people watch his live broadcast Every audience knows: Meng Zhou is a man who has no family status, and his wife sleeps on the bed and he sleeps on the floor.

Meng Zhou covered his face, that would be too embarrassing for the old Meng family.

The second floor is quiet.Only the sound of Meng Zhou walking, crunching on the wooden floor.

Sure enough, Qi Yinian had already fallen asleep.He was lying on his side on the bamboo bed. Because he was too hot, the blanket was only covering his waist, and his fair neck and smooth ankles were all exposed.

Because of the hot weather, his head was sweating slightly when he fell asleep, and his cheeks were a little red. The gratings from the hollowed-out roof fell on his face. It can be seen that at the moment when he fell asleep, the sense of alienation when he was awake receded, and his whole person appeared gentle and well-behaved.

Meng Zhou's footsteps suddenly stopped in place, and even his breathing eased.

he saw.The side of the bed next to Qi Yinian was still mostly empty.

He left half the bed empty for him.