The sand sculpture attacked him and bound the male virtue system

On the vast and endless plains, the crops are growing well.And in the atmosphere where the plants grow quietly and jointed, a drum hammer hit the ground.

Immediately afterwards, the trumpets sounded, the suona sounded, songs were shouted, and dancers danced. The farmers who lived on this fertile and thick soil since ancient times showed the most hospitable dance to welcome guests from afar.

-Northeast Yangko

-Hey, this battle!

Qi Yinian looked at the big guys who were enthusiastically dancing Yangko on the clay field, and smiled and praised. At the front of the dance camp, several men in white double-breasted and croissant hats were leading a pig, a sheep, a cow.

They sang the welcome song just now.

The village head here came out and said to Meng Zhou in Mandarin with a strong dialect accent: "This guest, don't underestimate us, we have chickens and ducks," the village head said proudly, "Our village is as big as this The richest in a few miles."

-Village Chief: How to explain to the guests that entertaining you with pigs and sheep is worthy of you, wait online, it is very urgent

-The village head has a good temper, so he slapped me when he asked me to go up

-Meng Zhou is just reaching out to beg for food, good guy

The village chief searched for the knowledge he had kept at the bottom of the box for decades, "Then how did that ancient poem say about cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle?" "There are enough chickens and pigs to keep customers in a good year," the village head smiled honestly, "Our village will definitely treat you well."

Qi Yinian smiled politely at the village chief, "You're welcome, he was just joking." Then he secretly pinched Meng Zhou's waist. It's a relative who doesn't come to fight the autumn wind.

Meng Zhou was twisted by Qi Yinian and jumped his feet. His first reaction was to turn his head and glared at Qi Yinian. When his gaze passed the camera, it seemed that he had been boiled in warm water. When he saw Qi Yinian, he became gentle and watery. Gently took Qi Yinian's hand from his waist and held it in his hand, "I have hard muscles," Meng Zhou boasted first, then changed the subject and asked, "Do your fingers hurt?"

-. . .

- help, what kind of human oil is this

-Male virtue is a gimmick, you can tell how narcissistic I am with my muscles, straight men's morality is definitely overturned

- are you muscularI don't believe it, take off rwkk

-Where is the good man, you just show me this? @土土爱情官方微博团

-The toes have been cut out of the three rooms and one living room

The direction of the barrage gradually changed, but the people in the live broadcast didn't know this, Qi Yinian just relied on his professional sensitivity to public opinion, and kindly reminded Meng Zhou: "Be normal."

-Ha ha ha ha

- your wife doesn't like you

Meng Zhou: "..." Meng Zhou turned around.

The village chief waved to the young men behind him, and those who led the sheep and cows and pigs came over, and showed Qi Yinian and Meng Zhou their enthusiasm for hospitality - Shuan Yang Shuan Niu Shuan Pig's bridle.

Qi Yinian's expression froze for a moment, and in a moment he figured out what kind of routine the program team had arranged. They couldn't let them hold it like a mascot, and they had to take it for a walk anyway.As for who will be strolling by then, that will depend on one's own ability.

Only the young master of the Meng family, who had never experienced beatings in society, was still an idiot at this time, and took the reins from the other party in a daze, one after another, the one who tied the sheep and the pig.

It's not enough for him to take it by himself, he even turned his head to look at Xiang Qi Yinian, indicating that he has already taken two of them, and you can take the rest.

Qi Yinian's lower eyelids twitched.

- Ha ha ha Meng Zhou still doesn't know that people's hearts are sinister

-Qi Yinian: It's written all over his face that he doesn't want to cooperate

-Qi Yinian: Don't be afraid of godly opponents, but pig teammates

-The original intention of the program group was to let them choose two out of the three, one for each of them. I didn't expect Meng Zhou to pick up two by himself.

-Director: I just like a man like you who is full of topics all over his body

Seeing that Qi Yinian didn't intend to take over, the village head came out and forced the guests to follow the procedure: "This is a gift for our village to entertain guests, and each person must take one."

Qi Yinian looked at Mengzhou, "We belong to the same family, can he take what he takes from me?"

- cheating on my husband online

- Do the math, do the math for him!Niannian is so soft, everything he says is right

-Meng Zhou, be a bit stunned, your wife needs you, so what if you take all three of them there alone!

The village chief didn't seem to have thought of such a way of asking, and he was stunned for a moment and didn't answer.After all, he is not a professional field controller. The program team did not want to arrange staff to enter the live broadcast to disrupt the atmosphere, so the village head was allowed to lead the process. What he wanted at the time was to see the collision of the two parties.

The village chief thought for a while and made a decision, "Okay, if one family doesn't do two things, then you just lead the two ends—"

"How can I do that?" Meng Zhou said, and everyone's eyes fell on him. Meng Zhou didn't change his face, and naturally took the third rein from the man who led the cow, and handed it to Qi Yinian.

"I've given them away, I'm sure I want them all," Meng Zhou thought, "These animals are so cute, don't you want to touch them?"

- Hahahaha Mengzhou, what a strange thing this is

-Meng Zhou: I’m just kidding, I’ve never seen the countryside

-Cow&Sheep&Pig: I will show you the rural world later

-Qi Yinian: The program team set up a pit for me, and I jumped over it deftly; Meng Zhou: I will kick you back as soon as I jio

Qi Yinian held the rough reins and watched Meng Zhou grit his teeth.When the village chief saw it, he hurriedly said, "If you take it over, you can't return it."

Quickly straightened up, as if afraid that Qi Yinian would open his mouth again, skip this part and enter the next process.

- he is in a hurry he is in a hurry

- One partner's IQ is positive and the other negative, and the positive and negative are negative

-Qi Yinian said directly: I can't move it, I can't move it

The next process is finally in line with other normal variety shows, and it’s no longer about sending sheep, cows, and pigs. The village chief said about the accommodation arrangements for the two of them, "The house for the two of you is the best in the village." , two-storey small villa with its own sunny garden, green pastures, comprehensive lighting and excellent ventilation."

- why is the village chief so fashionable

- Good guy, I'm so sour, I also want to live in such a luxurious big room

- Upstairs, this is the script for you, right?

-Why am I the only one who feels that there is something wrong with what the village chief said?

- sympathy

After all, Meng Zhou is the prince of the Meng family. Even if he has been aggrieved and living on the small sofa of Qi Yinian's house for dozens of days, he will not be surprised by the luxurious villa that the village chief talked about. In the eyes of the master, these are all basic configurations, only Qi Yinian's insane guy will let him sleep on the sofa.

And Qi Yinian is very indifferent to external things, although he doesn't mind giving himself the best within his ability, but he doesn't pursue it too much, so he is very calm when he hears the village chief's words.

After the village chief Duliu finished reading his lines, he waited for 3 minutes without waiting for the expected response from the guests. The autumn wind blew the dead leaves across his lonely face, and the three of them stared at each other. Turning his face away, he gave up and said, "Okay, since you have nothing to say, let's go straight to the house."

Then staggeringly turned, ready to lead the way.

- haha ​​the village chief is injured

-Village Chief: Director, these people don't follow the script

- really disrespectful

Seeing that he was going to the house, Meng Zhou exchanged a happy look with Qi Yinian, turned around and handed the rein to the man next to him naturally, and said kindly, "Please help me take it to my house."

The man glanced at Meng Zhou, then at the rein he handed over, blinked, and took a step back, not to say that he didn't mean to help at all, but to say that he refused directly.

Meng Zhou: "?"

It was Qi Yinian who stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder, "Let's go, Young Master Meng, isn't this asking for benevolence?" Qi Yinian glanced at him from the corner of his eye, "Blessings."

Meng Zhou watched Qi Yinian lead the big black cow away from the front, he reacted belatedly, his eyes followed the big thick hemp rope in his hand to the little white sheep and the big fat pig at the end of the rope, And meet their eyes.

Aries: "Baa baa~"

Fat Pig: "Heh heh heh~"

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou raised his head abruptly, and followed Qi Yinian, who had walked some distance away, "Wife, don't go! Wife, wait for me! Wife, I can't do it!"

Qi Yinian paused when he heard this, and then walked even faster.

- ha ha ha ha red hot fire in a trance

-Qi Yinian: Run, ignore this idiot

-As we all know, stupidity is contagious, so it is understandable that my family avoids it every year [doge]

Soon, Qi Yinian led the cow and disappeared around the corner of the street.Cattle are a good helper for farmers when plowing the land. They are usually docile and will automatically follow the person who holds the rein.As captive animals, sheep and pigs are not so obedient.

This is also the intention of the program group to select these three types of livestock, one easy version and two difficult versions.Unexpectedly, Young Master Meng didn't appreciate it, and took the initiative to take over two difficult books as soon as he came up.

At this moment, people went to the empty soil field, only Meng Zhou was left looking at each other with his sheep and pigs, oh, and there was a man waiting beside him who was in charge of urging and also protecting him. After all, if the young master from the city didn’t rush Becoming a pig but being hit by a pig is not a joke but an accident.

The man who stayed behind asked: "What's the matter, let's go?"

Meng Zhou took a deep breath, Qi Yinian was ruthless, what else could he do, he could only raise the reins, "Let's go!"

As he gave an order, the little white sheep pouted and rushed out, while the white pig on the other rope did not react at all when the waves of rope vibration reached it, its nose stuck in place. joy.

Known: two disconnected ropes are pulling three moving objects, object A runs to the left, object B is driven to do work in the middle, and object C stays still

Ask: Three seconds later, the state of motion of objects A, B and C

Answer: Object B is led by A and runs two steps until the two lengths of rope are stretched to the maximum elastic deformation. The pulling force is the same as the pulling force given by object A, and the force on object B in both directions is balanced, and the final state of the three objects is static

In human terms, Meng Zhou used his weak body to maintain a delicate balance between Brother Yang and Brother Pig.

"Fuck, you ran wrong, you run forward," Meng Zhou was pulled between the left and right reins in pain, "and you, you just move and eat dirt on the ground, are you a pig!"

- Hahaha they are!

- Thought it was king, turned out to be bronze

-In ancient times, there was torture of five horses and quartering corpses, but now there are "vicious" sheep and pigs quartering corpses in this program group, I just like it backhand

- Pigs: Pigs are as light as chrysanthemums, do not disturb and do not cue

-On the need for self-knowledge

- Pig: We are not grasshoppers tied to a rope, I will not run with you

Mengzhou stepped on the ground with his heels and pulled the white sheep with all his strength. Fortunately, the program crew also put water on the selection of the sheep. They didn't choose the male goat with a strong temper and long horns on their heads. Maybe it was because he was afraid that Brother Yang would be so ignorant of the importance of Mengzhou. The guest got angry and poked his thigh with the horn.Now Meng Zhou is leading a docile ewe with no horns on her head.

The sheep ran a few times and saw that they hadn't moved, so they stopped running, lowered their heads and continued to eat grass.Meng Zhou didn't have to pull any more, the feeling of being torn in half was gone, and he let out a big sigh of relief, panting on the spot with his arms propped up on his knees.

After a break, Meng Zhou stood up and continued to think about how to invite these two uncooperative ancestors home.

He propped his chin in there and thought for a while, then leaned close to the sheep that was grazing, turned its head to the direction Qi Yinian left, and moved to the side of the white pig with its head on the ground, placing both hands on the fat flesh of the white pig. After making gestures for a long time, I couldn't get rid of them.

-Meng Zhou: I don’t touch the spring water with my ten fingers at home, what kind of life do I live here?

- Don't be afraid, just close your eyes and do it

- I don’t know what you dislike, I didn’t see you dislike other people’s dirty pigs when eating pork [doge]

-Leave some bamboo shoots for the giant panda upstairs

After a while, Meng Zhou finally had to face the pale reality. He closed his eyes, touched the flesh of the white pig with his hand, and as soon as his palm touched the smooth texture, he retracted it like an electric shock.

-Meng Zhou: ah ah ah ah I'm dirty

- I'm fucking laughing, but you don't dawdle

-Brothers are waiting for you, can you give them some excitement

- I'm here to spend time with you to watch this!Clean it up for Mr. Yun

After another long while, Meng Zhou finally had to face the pale reality again. He closed his eyes, kept doing nothing, and pushed hard with both hands.

Then, no push.

- Overestimating one's abilities

- Pig: Do you think the flesh on my body is for nothing?

Meng Zhou pushed there from various angles for half an hour. In the end, the pig couldn't stand it anymore, so he changed the direction and pushed the soil.

-hahahaha I died laughing at this show

- this Mengzhou is so harmonious

- Treasure show, it was supposed to pass the time, but I didn't expect to make me laugh out my muscles

-Me to Mengzhou: It starts with male virtue and ends with sand sculpture

- Upstairs +1

But no matter how tortuous the process was, the final result was the situation Meng Zhou wanted.At this moment, the sheep and the pigs are both heading in the correct marching direction, and everything is ready, only one step is needed.

Meng Zhou stared deeply at the alley in front of him, raised one hand and one foot, and at the same time, raised the rein with his hand, kicked the hooves of the sheep, kicked the buttocks of the sheep, and the pigs were stressed—good guy, just saw one The dust passed, and the sheep and pigs ran out at the same time, and there seemed to be an afterimage behind them.

The afterimage Mengzhou followed all the way into the alley, and saw that the alley in this village turned nine times and eighteen turns, all winding paths leading to secluded places.

"Hey, where are you going?" Meng Zhou panicked. After he came in, he realized that this was his first time here. He didn't know the way!Where is his home!

The program team usually put up signage arrows on both sides of the road, but Meng Zhou was running at a high speed, so he turned into an afterimage, and the bluestone brick walls on both sides also turned into an afterimage in his eyes.

By the time he noticed a directional arrow passing him in the corner of his eye, he had already been dragged three miles away by sheep and pigs.

Everyone in the real-time barrage burst out laughing.

-Brother, I can't run anymore, if I run again, I will leave the village

-Wake up, the program group is asking you to lead the pig, not to let the pig lead you

-Qi Yinian has already arrived home with the cow, and is still waiting for you, people are so stupid to wait

-Stick to the cold kiln Qi Baochuan

-18 years and so on

- Guiren was hooked away by a pig hahahahaha

And Meng Zhou followed the pig and the sheep, the only consolation was that the two of them did not run separately, otherwise, with the momentum of the two of them running, Meng Zhou would have to leave an arm today.

Meng Zhou showed a little strong smile in the running wind, which was Tom's messy and reluctant smile in the wind.

In the end, after spending most of the morning, Meng Zhou finally drove the pigs and led the sheep to find the best two-story villa in the village that the village chief said was for them to live in.

Meng Zhou looked at his own house in front of him. The first floor was transparent from north to south—there was no wall, and the mountain wind whizzed through the hall, so-called good ventilation;

Outside the small villa on the second floor, there is a large barren grassland in front, the cows brought back by Qi Yinian are grazing comfortably on it, the so-called green grass pasture, there is a large field of wild cauliflower in the back, the beehives are piled up in a pile, and the bees are buzzing among the flowers, The so-called Sunshine Garden.

Meng Zhou: "..." Holding the sheep and the pig that had been brought back with great difficulty, they were petrified on the spot.

- Hahaha, is this the lineup given by the program team?

-God's mother's villa, I would like to call it Bieye

-Meng Zhou: I was stupid then

-The tears shed now are the water in my head when I easily listened to the words of the unscrupulous village chief

On the second floor of Xiaobieye, a wooden window was pushed open with a creak, Qi Yinian leaned out half of his body, and shouted down: "Tie the sheep and pigs you are leading to the first floor, and then come up to eat. "

Meng Zhou answered yes in a daze, and then cried when Qi Yinian turned around to go back into the house, "Honey, they bullied me!"

Qi Yinian: "..."

Qi Yinian returned to the window and looked down at Mengzhou condescendingly. Even though he was a little far away, the chill in his eyes did not melt away, and it precisely covered Mengzhou's body.

Mengzhou faltered on the spot, and the crying stopped.

-hahahaha let you pretend to cry

-Like a child whose mother holds back tears just by sweeping her eyes

-Are you a three-year-old child, and now you still engage in this set of blog attention?

Meng Zhou tightened his grip on the reins, and said expressionlessly, "Okay, I'll tie the sheep and the pig."

On the first floor of Xiaobieye, there were only a few wooden pillars as the foundation, supporting the platform on the second floor. Meng Zhou knocked on the pillars, as if afraid that the pillars would not be stable and his Xiaobieye would collapse.

The sound from the knocking was quite thick, and it seemed that the structure of the house was stable, so Meng Zhou confidently tied the reins to the pillars, and the two were tied to the same pillar.Clapping his hands and stepping on the wooden ladder, he went up to the second floor to find Qi Yinian.

On the second floor, when I walked into it, I found that the wall was almost nothing, because of the light transmission-the outside sunlight poured into the house through the wall that leaked into the fence, spreading bright yellow all over the floor.And the roof above the head has only the most basic keel, and there is no thatch, mud, and thin wooden sticks that are commonly used to lay the roof of the wooden house.

The style is simple and can be said to be very unified.

Qi Yinian was squatting by the wall to sort out the luggage he had brought. There was only one bamboo bed here. When Meng Zhou saw it, his heart skipped a beat. He already had a premonition of his fate of sleeping on the floor at night.

So he subconsciously looked down at the environment where he was going to sleep tonight, and found that the floor was also cracked, and a layer of straw could be seen in several places. Looking for a good angle, he could still match up with the pig and sheep he had just brought back. line of sight.

Meng Zhou: "..."

Life is not easy, the young master sighed.

There is no other way, the variety show was chosen by himself at the beginning, and the pit he jumped into, he had to fill it in with tears in his eyes, even if he was buried in the pit.

Meng Zhou walked up to Qi Yinian and knelt down, "What are you doing?"

- Nonsense (I answered for Qi Yinian)

-Qi Yinian: You don't need to ask

Qi Yinian ignored Meng Zhou, and Meng Zhou squatted next to him, watching Qi Yinian busy there.

-Eh, no, you just watch while your wife is working?

- Is this the only man with perfect male virtue in 5000 years?That's it?

- The hot search is really bought, right?

However, neither Qi Yinian nor Meng Zhou felt that there was anything wrong with this.Qi Yinian is clearly aware of Meng Zhou's attributes as a young master who does not work diligently and does not distinguish five grains. He doesn't even think about the other party's help. He is packing his own luggage now. As for Meng Zhou's, they are still downstairs. He None helped to bring it up.

However, Mengzhou's current awareness of male virtue is still at the level of talk, and has not been implemented in action. He does not have the concept that a man with perfect male virtue needs to take the initiative to help his wife pack her luggage.

So, when Meng Zhou didn't notice, the positive 300 million men's virtue value he had accumulated by buying the number one hot search was falling rapidly, and soon fell below the lower limit, rushing towards negative 300 million.

And Meng Zhou's reaction when he noticed this incident later is something later. Now, now, he propped his chin and asked innocently: "What do we have for lunch?" He thought for a while, asked himself and answered, "It's best It's meat." Meng Zhou stuck out his tongue and licked his sharp teeth. "The way I chased sheep and pigs in the morning can add up to three laps around the village," Meng Zhou said fiercely, "We eat lamb and pork."

Qi Yinian glanced at him coolly, "Yes," he said, "We can still eat the meat of the sheep and pig that led you away."

As soon as Meng Zhou's eyes lit up, he heard Qi Yinian's next words: "Are you killing me?"

Qi Yinian smiled: "The program team does not provide ingredients, you need to get meat and vegetables yourself."