The sand sculpture attacked him and bound the male virtue system

It is often said that the so-called "Three Hegemons" in the countryside are the local dog, the rooster and the big goose.

The first two are easy to understand, but generally those who have never been in contact with big geese would never have imagined that big geese have such a high attack power. Green water, Anthurium dial clear waves".

Elegant big white goose, what's wrong with it?

Meng Zhou rushed straight away.In his world view, he can stew ten of this kind of big white geese in one iron pot.

Qi Yinian was still standing there, Meng Zhou rushed up to block him, holding a bamboo pole in his hand, ready to hit the heads of the big geese to drive them away.However, the dream is beautiful, but the reality belongs to the big goose.

Uncle Goose pressed his body, nimbly avoided Meng Zhou's bamboo attack, flapped his wings, and slammed hard on Meng Zhou's thigh.

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou: "Awww!"

The big goose didn't let it go after nagging it, took a few steps back after landing, and continued to charge upwards. Young Master Meng, who had never seen such a worldly situation, was completely dumbfounded.

Seeing that the two big geese were about to launch a third wave of charge, Meng Zhou finally reacted, and ran away while yelling.

The reason why the big goose is named one of the three big geese in the countryside is that it does not give up, it chases and pecks. Therefore, such a funny scene was staged in front of the camera, an adult Zhouzhou was chased by two big geese to the ground.

- ha ha ha ha i die laughing

- Big Goose: You still want to save the beauty in front of us with your small body?

- Zhouzhou, you can have a little snack

- run faster!It's going to peck your ass!

-Thought you were going to fight [-] rounds with the village bully for your wife, but that's it?That's it?

- It can't be said that the fight was back and forth, it can only be said that it was completely crushed

Qi Yinian helped his forehead helplessly from behind, seeing Meng Zhou getting more and more embarrassed by the geese chasing him, he still trotted to follow.

After Zhou Qi played such a trick, the ducks of their team ran very smoothly, and steadily surpassed Qi Yinian and the others. Seeing that the river was ahead, and they were about to reach the point of victory, they suddenly heard a strange voice behind them .

Jian Leyou turned her head slowly, "Damn it, Meng Zhou is chasing after him with two big geese."

Jian Leyou waved a bamboo pole and wanted to help Zhou Qi chase the ducks together, but compared with Meng Zhou who stimulated his physical potential in a desperate situation and ran faster than a goose, the speed of their little ducks strolling in the garden was completely insignificant. upper eye.

In a blink of an eye, Meng Zhou overtook Jian Leyou, without even taking a detour, and ran directly into the flock of ducks that Zhou Qi was chasing.

The ducklings were frightened and scattered in all directions.

Jian Leyou said anxiously: "Hey, be careful not to trample the duck to death!"

While running, Meng Zhou didn't forget to turn around and argue, "I didn't, that duck is obviously faster than me."

Running to the river is the last road.

He fled, it chased, and he couldn't fly in the end.

Meng Zhou hurriedly stopped by the river, turned around and shouted aggrievedly at Qi Yinian who was chasing him: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my wife help me!"

Qi Yinian: "..." Moment doesn't really want to save you.

This is too embarrassing.It is not necessarily true that one prospers and all prospers, but one loses all.Refers to fame.

The two big geese have already caught up, Meng Zhou can't jump into the water, he thinks, but the water is obviously the home of the big geese, to tell a cold joke, the goose is not an amphibian, but it is on land and in the water Hang and beat according to Mengzhou.

Meng Zhou managed to escape to Qi Yinian's side at the expense of being pecked by a big goose on his butt again.He ran behind the other party, held Qi Yinian's shoulders with both hands, hid himself behind him, and shouted: "My wife protects me!"

-laugh, you can have a wife

-Meng Nande, didn't you still want to stand up and protect your wife just now?Are you ashamed

- Husband, if you do your job, hit him head-on

- Throw away Mengzhou, and I will be healthy every year!

The two big geese had already rushed over, Qi Yinian didn't move, he threw the bamboo pole in his hand, and the moment the big geese flew over, he quickly grabbed them by the necks one by one.

The big goose was imprisoned, its wings fluttered wildly, its feathers and feather powder fluttered, Qi Yinian was disgusted by some cleanliness, after a while, when the big goose stopped resisting and was caught in his hands like a dead goose, Only then did Qi Yinian let go.

Meng Zhou hid behind Qi Yinian the whole time, and at this moment he showed his head, "My wife, you are so amazing!"

Qi Yinian was a little out of breath being hugged by Meng Zhou, he frowned, "Let go."

In the past at this time, Meng Zhou might have questioned Qi Yinian's husband and wife about the matter, but this time he obediently let go, and surrounded Qi Yinian, praising each other from head to toe:

"Wife, you are amazing!" "Wow, you defeated both big geese!" "You must have some special fighting skills." "I knew my wife was the best!"

-Hey, wait, why do these compliments sound familiar to me?

-Laughing to death, Meng Zhou completely copied and pasted what Jian Leyou said about her husband, but just changed the key words

-Jian Fan came out and said: Can Meng Zhou walk independently!

- No, our Zhouzhou is cute!

-Hahaha Mengzhou automatically put himself in the position of the little wife

-Ha ha ha upstairs, Meng Zhou is fierce 1 (doge)

-He is a petite wife who hangs on her husband, Meng Zhou is a fierce one who hangs on his wife

Just as the two were walking here, one dragging the other, Zhou Qi by the river finally drove his family's ducks into the water. The staff of the program team blew a whistle, and the game officially ended, and Zhou Qijian's fun team won.

The winning party can get a sumptuous lunch provided by the program group, and as for the losing group...

Meng Zhou looked at the fishing net handed to him by the staff: "We still have to catch fish ourselves when we eat?"

The staff member nodded, "That's what it means."

The staff member pointed, "Look, isn't the river right next to it, so it's very convenient."

It's convenient for you big head ghost.

Meng Zhou threw away the fishing net resentfully, and withdrew the funding after the show went out.

In the end, Meng Zhou picked up the fishing net. He was under the eaves and had to bow his head. He couldn't starve his wife.

Meng Zhou sighed.Raising a wife is really hard.

He looked at Qi Yinian who was squatting by the river, the latter was washing his hands there, and when he caught a big goose, his wings flew all over him, Qi Yinian was a little obsessed with cleanliness, and washed his exposed arms with water.

The river runs against a mountain, and the shadow of the mountain covers the area, bringing some coolness on a hot summer day.The river flows quietly, reflecting flickering wavy water patterns on the mountain wall.

Qi Yinian knelt there on one knee, as if blending into the quiet background, his skin was as clear as water waves, suddenly, he seemed to notice Meng Zhou's gaze, and raised his eyes to look like Meng Zhou.

Meng Zhou's eyes dodged for a moment. At that moment, he seemed to be flickered by the beautiful water patterns reflected on the mountain wall.

He thought silently in his heart, even if it was difficult to raise a wife, he had to.

After all, my wife is pretty.

With this thought lingering in Meng Zhou's mind, and the look that Qi Yinian gave just now, he walked towards the river in a daze.After reaching the end, he glanced at the fishing net in his hand, and threw it out as soon as he let go.

Qi Yinian, who was walking over, saw Meng Zhou stop, and after a while, he asked, "Can you cast a net?"

Meng Zhou turned his head, looked at his empty hands, then looked back at the fishing nets thrown in the river, and said with some lack of confidence, "Should it be?"

Qi Yinian: "Looking at your actions, I just can't do it."

Meng Zhou was wronged: "...Then you still ask."

Qi Yinian walked over, took off his shoes, and rolled up his trouser legs to his knees.

Meng Zhou looked down at the side, Qi Yinian's calves were thin and straight, his feet were white, and his toes were shiny, stepping on the smooth pebbles made Meng Zhou worry whether he would be cold.

Meng Zhou instinctively stretched out his hand to help Qi Yinian, he intended to let Qi Yinian step on him and not step on the cold river rocks, but Qi Yinian took his hand and said: "Well, You stand still, I will grab you and go to the river to bring back the fishing net."

"Huh?" Meng Zhou said, "Are you still going to the river?"

Qi Yinian replied naturally: "You didn't throw the fishing net correctly, and if you catch a fish later, it's Jiang Taigong who will bless you."

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou coughed, ignoring the embarrassing fact that he didn't throw the fishing net correctly, and focused on another important point, "He Liliang, don't go into the water, I'll go."

His wife is weak and weak, how could he be allowed to do such a dangerous thing as entering the water?

Meng Zhou nodded affirmatively, "This kind of thing," Meng Zhou rolled up his sleeves, "it should be handed over to your man."

It was as if a light was shining on Meng Zhou's body. After saying this, he felt that his image had improved a bit.

However, Qi Yinian said indifferently: "It's summer now, and," Qi Yinian turned to look at Mengzhou, "don't treat me as a weak object, after all," Qi Yinian raised the corners of his lips and smiled, " I also protected you from the pursuit of the big goose just now, princess."

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou: "My wife please."

Meng Zhou bent down, arched his back in a humble arc, and stretched out one arm to give Qi Yinian his arm.

-Hahaha on where does Meng Zhinan get tons of confidence

- useless but confident

- You have to rely on your wife for everything, alas, what is the use of this kind of man, you might as well look at me every year wife

Qi Yinian grabbed Meng Zhou's hand. The stones in the river were slippery, so he had to make sure he wouldn't fall. Fortunately, Meng Zhou didn't throw the fishing net far away, and the edge of the river was shallow. Qi Yinian hooked the fishing net with his fingers , dragging it back slowly.

When he got to the shore, Qi Yinian stepped on the stones and waited for his feet to dry, while wrapping the rope of the fishing net around his left hand, and putting the fishing net piece by piece on his elbow.

The fishing net was soaked in water, and it was slippery on his arm, Qi Yinian immediately gave Meng Zhou a disgusted look.

Meng Zhou opened his eyes innocently.

never mind.Qi Yinian lowered his head and continued to tidy up the fishing net. When it was almost finished, he lifted the side of the fishing net with the lead pendant up. At this point, he only had to throw the fishing net out with force.

Qi Yinian raised his head and asked Meng Zhou, "Will you meet?"

Meng Zhou: "Huh? Ah? Umm..."

Qi Yinian took a deep breath, "Let me ask you, have you seen it?"

Meng Zhou: Can he say that he just went to see people?

Meng Zhou nodded confidently, "Yes." Just kidding, he won't let his wife look down on him.It's just throwing a fishing net, isn't it just a matter of looking at it?If he read it.

Qi Yinian leaned his body sideways, and threw the fishing net forcefully, the rope was thrown out one by one, and when it reached the tail, Qi Yinian grabbed it, and the fishing net was finally thrown into the middle of the river, slowly sinking.

Meng Zhou said very face-saving: "My wife, you are awesome! I have already seen it!"

Qi Yinian said in disbelief, "Okay, then you come next time."

Meng Zhou: "Huh? And next time?"

Next time is sure enough there will be a next time.The net Qi Yinian threw down finally caught four big fish, and released all the small fish, which was enough for the two of them to eat.

Originally, they didn't have to go fishing again, but the program team talked about the activity schedule for the afternoon.

"After lunch, everyone can rest for a while. We have prepared two RVs for you," said the director. "The content of the afternoon activity is fishing. In the end, which group has the most fish in the bucket will determine which group wins."

Zhou Qi rolled his eyes, and asked after the director finished speaking: "Look at which group has more fish in the bucket, instead of looking at the fish caught." Zhou Qi smiled, "Are we allowed to snatch fish from each other within the rules? "

The director nodded, "Yes."

Zhou Qi and the director smiled knowingly.

And Meng Zhou, who was sitting next to him, had an angry look on his face. Damn it, it was the man who drove the goose to bully his wife in the morning.

"It's shameful to win without force." Meng Zhou spat.

Zhou Qi didn't respond to this sentence. The old fritters who have been in the entertainment industry have all become movie kings. How could they be irritated by Meng Zhou's innocuous words.

On the contrary, Jian Leyou made a counterattack to this sentence, "My husband won the first place with his own ability, why is he invincible?"

Meng Zhou: "?"

If you pass me the bamboo pole, I will be excited.

"Why is he driving the goose halfway? Doesn't he know it? If he can win by his own ability, why would he use the method of destroying other people's progress?"

Qi Yinian raised his eyes to look at Meng Zhou, he didn't expect the quarrel to be quite logical, he thought Meng Zhou would be hammered by the other side, and finally came to him crying.

Jian Leyou couldn't find a word to refute, so she said: "This is allowed by the program rules. It is a smart person's way to use the rules of the game to win. Who is as honest as you."

Meng Zhou: "Whose wife are you scolding?"

Jian Leyou: "?" He thought he didn't scold.

Seeing that the two of them were about to fight, Qi Yinian pushed Meng Zhou down, "Okay, you guys are the ones talking about each other."

Meng Zhou: "..."

Jane Leyou: "..."

On the other side, Zhou Qi also pulled him back.

The two main players in the competition didn't care about winning or losing. On the contrary, the two who were paddling almost fought. It can only be said that the positioning is different and the division of labor is clear.

The lunch prepared by the program team was delivered quickly. Zhou Qi had five grains, meat, vegetables and fruits, while Qi Yinian and Meng Zhou only had a pot of fish soup, a stack of braised fish, and a stack of sweet and sour fish. , a stack of fried fish.

In short, it is the different ways of death of the four fish.

-At first, the three dishes and one soup were pretty good, but when I looked at the opposite side, the sense of contrast came instantly.

- people are deader than people

Qi Yinian accepted this meal well, he has always had a sense of tolerance of "not happy with things, not sad with himself", looking at the different treatment of the two groups, he will not feel unbalanced in his heart.

Meng Zhou didn't cultivate his mentality like this. He ate a chopstick and stared at the other two, his face was full of anger - because Zhou Qi and Jian Leyou didn't eat quietly.

Jian Leyou: "My husband is amazing, it's because of you that we can eat such a sumptuous meal."

Jian Leyou: "It's a good thing you won, otherwise I wouldn't be used to the whole fish feast."

Jian Leyou: "Husband, I really love you so much."

Meng Zhou:? ? ?

In broad daylight, immorality!

When Qi Yinian was concentrating on eating, he gave Meng Zhou a little look, seeing his blushing and thick neck, he asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Meng Zhou angrily withdrew his gaze: "I can't eat grapes, but the grapes are sour!"

"Pfft——" Jian Leyou picked a grape from the fruit plate and fed it to Zhou Qi's mouth, "Husband, eat it, these grapes are not sour."

-Help!What is this elementary school chicken pecking scene!

- Are you an adult, are you an adult, are you both grown up?

- i'm so embarrassed to toe out barbie dream castle

- I already have three bedrooms and one living room

- Is Zhouzhou competing with Jian Leyou? Sorry, my filter is so thick and I think it’s so cute

-Zhouzhou flies bravely, mother will always be with you

Meng Zhou suddenly picked up a piece of fish, carefully removed the fishbone, and then fed it into his mouth.

"Ah, this is the fish my wife caught for me. It's really delicious."

- LOL, I thought you were going to feed it to your wife, but you ate it yourself, cow

-Zhouzhou don't talk anymore, mommy goosebumps are about to come out, you will lose me if you continue like this

- You have already lost me, actor cp rushes!

-The anniversary sisters never admit defeat!

When Meng Zhou was about to give a [-]-word compliment to the fish his wife caught, the staff suddenly came out and explained:

"The program team bought the fish from the vegetable market and prepared it in advance."

Meng Zhou: "?"

The staff continued: "The fish caught in the river are wild fish, which may contain parasites and the like. It is not safe to eat. In order to prevent the guests from causing bad guidance to the audience, I hereby explain it. Dear friends who want to watch the live broadcast , keep food safety in mind..."

Friends watching the live broadcast: Hahahahaha

- Zhouzhou hasn't stood on stage for long, you guys come out to tear down the stage and grab the bamboo shoots

In the end, the meal was finished peacefully under Meng Zhou's frustration.

After the lunch break at noon, after the most toxic time of the day, they were pulled out by the program team for activities.

The director stood by the water and announced the rules of the game, "I see that some of the guests don't care about winning or losing, and paddling very seriously."

- Mengzhou & Jian Leyou: You can just pronounce my name

- There is one thing to say, Zhouzhou still worked hard, although he was working in the wrong direction, he kicked the victory 3000 meters away

"So," the director said loudly, "in order to motivate everyone to devote themselves wholeheartedly, we have formulated a new reward and punishment mechanism," the director looked at the four guests with a kind smile, "the loser in this game will He was sent to the head of the big Yangko team to learn Northeast Yangko."

Meng Zhou: "Huh? What big Yangko? Just the scene of drums and gongs and firecrackers when we came here?"

The director nodded and said, "Yes."

Zhou Qi looked down at Jian Leyou and patted him on the head: "Then I won't let us lose."

Qi Yinian also raised his head, he didn't want to learn some Northeast Yangko.

However, his pig teammate Meng Zhou slapped his thigh: "That's wonderful, populist culture!"