The sand sculpture attacked him and bound the male virtue system

- Hahahahaha Qi Yinian's face is full of sluggishness

-Qi Yinian: Is this a human being?

-Niannian: I don't want to team up with Mengzhou

Meng Zhou looked at the director with sparkling eyes, "How to learn? How long? Is there a special person to teach us? Can we also perform with them in the end?"

Qi Yinian had been enduring it all the time, but at this moment he couldn't help it anymore, he ruthlessly pressed Meng Zhou's mouth that was still chattering, and said, "Can I form a team alone?"

Meng Zhou: "Huh? Isn't it a husband and wife group?"

"Yes," Qi Yinian said with a cold expression, "but I want to divorce you now."

Meng Zhou: "..."

-Hahahaha Mengzhou wronged Baba

-What's wrong with us Zhouzhou just liking populist culture!Akimbo.jpg

The director smoothed the field and smiled, "This is not allowed. Husband and wife must form a team together. If you win, you don't need to join the big Yangko training team. If you lose, you have to join together."

Qi Yinian: "Then if you go voluntarily, can you go if you win?"

The director scratched his head, "Theoretically yes, if the guests want to go, four people can participate," the director showed his mind, and met Meng Zhou with a knowing smile, "We welcome everyone to come and learn our Traditional arts - twisting Yangko."

Meng Zhou was the first to join in, "Support!"

Qi Yinian remained calm, "Since that's the case," he looked at Mengzhou menacingly, "Don't paddle, I want to win, and if you win, go and participate."

Jian Leyou stuck his head out from Zhou Qi's side, "But we won't lose willingly."

Mengzhou's pair of dogs looked at Qi Yinian, "But I want to dance Yangko with you."

Qi Yinian: "???"

Meng Zhou looked expectantly and asked: "Don't you think the scene of Yangko jumping up is very grand, domineering and shocking?"

Qi Yinian: "..."

Qi Yinian sighed, patted Mengzhou's shoulder, and said in a loving tone: "I understand that your aesthetics are different," Qi Yinian smiled, "but don't hold me back later, otherwise, you know of."

Meng Zhou: "Abaa, abaa."

The staff of the program group handed over the fishing equipment to the two parties respectively, and sent someone to briefly introduce how to use it. Soon, the fishing competition started on the open river.

Two groups of people occupied the upper and lower reaches of the river respectively, Qi Yinian and his group were in the lower reaches.

Meng Zhou threw a fishing net. When the net was collected, there were only two or three small fish jumping in it. The program crew threw it back under the pretext that the fish were too small to be released.

When Qi Yinian was collecting his own net, he turned his eyes to Mengzhou's side, and when he saw the empty bucket, he asked softly, "Don't you even pretend to be paddling?"

Meng Zhou felt that he had been slandered, "I didn't paddle," he showed Qi Yinian his wet fishing net, "I've already thrown it three times."

Qi Yinian's eyes fell on his face with pity, "What about the fish?"

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou had nothing to say. He went to see Qi Yinian's fish bucket. In such a short period of time, he couldn't believe that the other party could catch a few more—then he saw six or seven big grass carp that couldn't fit in the bucket and were alive and kicking. , That head will not grow out of water plants for ten years.

Meng Zhou: "Grass."

Qi Yinian: "Huh?"

Meng Zhou: "Excuse me."

Qi Yinian threw the two fish he caught again into his bucket, "Work hard, if it's because of you that I end up twisting yangko, you're dead."

Meng Zhou immediately said obediently: "Okay."

Then the next time the net was thrown out, it came back lonely again.

Meng Zhou: "."

He really didn't think about cyber space.

Meng Zhou tried twice more without giving up, and finally proved that although all roads lead to Rome, the Emperor Ou was born in Europe, and it is impossible not to have a black face.

Thinking of Qi Yinian's threat, and looking at his empty fish bucket, Meng Zhou started thinking differently.

However, a certain group moved faster than him.

"Brother, they seem to gain more than us." Jian Leyou still calls Zhou Qi brother most of the time, and only calls her husband when the purpose is clear to show affection, otherwise the content of dog food is too high, and they can't stand it.

Zhou Qi took back his net. This time it was empty. Although they were upstream, their luck was good and bad. Not every time they caught fish, the only one who could get a lot of money every time was the peerless Ouhuang Qiyi. years.

Jian Leyou looked greedily at Qi Yinian who collected another full net, "Oh, how nice it would be to lend me this hand for ten consecutive draws."

Zhou Qi withdrew his gaze, "It's okay, there is still half an hour left in the clock, and we will turn the tide in the last 5 minutes."

Meng Zhou walked to Qi Yinian's side, "I'll go and grab their fish in the last 5 minutes," Meng Zhou discussed with Qi Yinian with his empty fish bucket, "The fish I snatched are the ones I caught. .”

Meng Zhou has never encountered such a shame and humiliation in his smooth life, but he still has to admit, "I really can't get online."

-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

-Like me jumping into a pool with nothing to lose

-Ten and a hundred smashed down, good guy, there is no new one, there is no one other than me who perfectly avoids all the love cards in dreams

- Both groups are thinking about making trouble in the last 5 minutes, holding melons in their hands: fight and fight

Qi Yinian also accepted Meng Zhouyu's status as being ignorant, and didn't force him to try again. The number of fish he caught ranked first, as long as he didn't get robbed in the end.

So Qi Yinian settled Mengzhou: "You don't have to grab their fish, just make sure that the fish I catch won't be snatched away." Qi Yinian looked away from the two people opposite, and they looked at this side of the eyes. With bad intentions, he obviously had the same thoughts as Meng Zhou.

Meng Zhou agreed with a hmm, but in fact, what he was thinking in his heart was that I have boasted so much, I want to snatch their fish and take it as my own, how can I lose face in front of my wife?

A useless man has no charm. Only those who dare to take risks and act as a waver of opportunities can win the heart of their wives and establish the undisputed position of the head of the family. This is what Meng’s family rules say.

The timer set aside by the program team soon came to the last 5 minutes.Meng Zhou's expression froze, and he was about to strike first, but before he rushed to the opposite camp, Jian Leyou ran away carrying his own fish with a bucket in one hand.

Meng Zhou: "Huh? Why are you running, don't run!" Meng Zhou chased after him without saying a word.

- i have a bad feeling

- This is Sun Tzu's Art of War No. 30 Six Strategies - Walking is the best strategy

- it's time to tune the tiger away from the mountain

-Meng Zhou is a tiger?

- that's the best way to go

- By the way, Jian Leyou looks weak and small, but he is actually quite strong. He can fly a Mengzhou kite with two buckets of fish. The young hero has a bright future.

Jian Leyou ran fast for the first minute, and couldn't run after running, but Meng Zhou behind him was no better than him.Young Master Meng probably never took a car when he went out, and he didn't have to take two extra steps, so that now he could fall three or four times on the rocky beach, which made people doubt whether he could walk.

——How can it be compared to Jian Leyou who walks on flat ground, jumps up and down, and walks like flying.

Finally, after running for 2 minutes, Meng Zhou still caught up with Jian Leyou. Jian Leyou put the bucket next to him, gasping for breath while leaning on his knees. Behind Mengzhou, "Look behind you."

Meng Zhou smiled "hehe", "The villain died of mental retardation, I won't be fooled," Meng Zhou became smarter, "Bring the fish here," Meng Zhou said proudly, "It's all mine."

Jian Leyou sighed and tried to persuade her: "You see your wife has been stolen."

Meng Zhou: "???"

Meng Zhou turned back immediately, because they were far away, and could only see two figures entangled on the river beach from a distance.

Meng Zhou: "!!!"

Meng Zhou was furious at that time, his eyes were about to crack and his teeth were about to shatter: "How dare you send me away from the mountain to steal my wife!"

Without saying a word, he turned around and ran back, shouting as he ran, "My wife, I'm here to save you!"

Jian Leyou was behind him, and suddenly heard Meng Zhou's yell, his brain was stunned for a few seconds, and he realized that he had said something wrong, and he stretched out Erkang's hand in despair, "Hey, I said splitting Yes, I want to say, look at your wife, your house has been stolen!"

However, the sound dissipated in the wind, and Meng Zhou had already run away.

Jian Leyou hugged her head and made such a big oolong, hoping not to be beaten later.So he dragged his panting body and tried his best to catch up with him.

After walking two steps, he ran back again, picked up the two buckets of fish, and wanted to cry while running, "It's too fucking difficult, why don't we try to dance yangko."

On the river beach, Qi Yinian was protecting his fish bucket and dealing with Zhou Qi.Qi Yinian caught a lot of fish, which were scattered in three or four buckets, and he couldn't carry them with each hand like Jian Leyou did, and it was difficult to protect them.

If Zhou Qi wants to snatch the fish, Qi Yinian can still stand in a stalemate with the opponent, but Zhou Qi's purpose of fighting is not this.

During the fight, Zhou Qi threw another fish back into the river.

Qi Yinian laughed, "Actor Zhou, it's just a game, as for this?"

Zhou Qi blinked, "You have to go all out in the game," he said amusedly, "Then why don't you give me the fish, and you go dance Yangko with your populist-loving husband?"

Qi Yinian pursed his lips and stopped talking.

What Zhou Qi and Jian Leyou discussed at the beginning was to protect their own fish. If it was difficult to rob the opponent's fish, they simply released them directly. As long as the number of their own fish remained the same and the opponent's fish were less, they would still win.

Zhou Qi saw that the two barrels of fish on Qi Yinian's side were kicked over by him, and the fish that lost its breath out of the water flapped its tail and bounced on the ground, wanting to jump into the river. Back home, I suddenly felt a yak-like force hit me.

Zhou Yingdi, who still hasn't figured out what happened: "???"

In the next second, he was knocked down to the ground, and they were close to the river, with soft fine sand under their feet, but even with this buffer, Zhou Qi still felt that his old waist was in jeopardy.

He raised his eyes to look at the figure who bumped into him, and saw Meng Zhou staring at him viciously with a fist raised, veins popping up on his forehead, and saying:

"You don't have a wife yourself, so come and steal my wife!"

Zhou Qi: "???" How could he not understand this?

The next second, the fist came down, and Meng Zhou pressed Zhou Qi to the ground with a hammer.

The accident happened within a second, and everyone around was stunned. It was Qi Yinian who was the first to react, stepped forward and grabbed Meng Zhou's arm, and asked, "What are you doing?"

Meng Zhou pressed his knee on Zhou Qi's chest, and his other arm pressed Zhou Qi's shoulder firmly to restrain his struggle. He turned his head and looked at Qi Yinian, his eyes were red and his teeth were clenched tightly.

At that moment, Qi Yinian suddenly had some strange feelings in his heart, like watching a big dog that went crazy in order to protect its master, Qi Yinian curled his fingers lightly, put his hands on top of the other's head, Rubbing the top of the opponent's hair with the palm of his hand, he said slowly, "It's all right."

After a long while, Meng Zhou's violent emotions were calmed down, and the hard ice in his eyes disappeared. The eyes that stared at the bad guys like hungry wolves just now turned into a pair of dog eyes. He said to Qi Yinian aggrievedly: "He bullied you."

Zhou Qi, who was held down and unable to move: Say it again, who bullies whom?