The sand sculpture attacked him and bound the male virtue system

The sleeping bag is very small, hands and feet are trapped in it, it is difficult for a person to turn over in it.

Qi Yinian moved his body, the unaccustomed body sensation made him give up the urge to go up and beat Mengzhou up.

Qi Yinian felt that he could now say: "Sleeping in a sleeping bag is not for my protection." Qi Yinian gave Meng Zhou a cool look, "It's for your protection."

Meng Zhou covered his mouth with his hand and blinked.

Qi Yinian turned over, "Get out of the sleeping bag while I'm too lazy, let's sleep."

Meng Zhou silently made an OK gesture behind him.

Early in the morning of the second day, the sound of gongs and drums woke up Qi Yinian in the tent.

Qi Yinian had always been a light sleeper, lying in his sleeping bag with his eyes squinted, feeling in a trance that with the sound of the big drum outside the tent, the ground was vibrating with "boom" and "boom".

After beating the big drum a few times, Qi Yinian's habitual haze of getting up all disappeared.

He got out of his sleeping bag, and he had resentment about going to learn to twist Yangko. He was woken up in the early morning when he was still asleep. Less than his point, the accumulated resentment finally exploded into anger.

Qi Yinian kicked Meng Zhou's sleeping bag, "Get up, don't you want to learn how to twist yangko, little prince of populism inheritance."

What a joke, even the sound of drums outside couldn't wake Meng Zhou up, how could Qi Yinian's moaning of mosquitoes startle Young Master Meng.

Meng Zhou squirmed away from Qi Yinian's feet, and continued to sleep deeply.

Qi Yinian took a brief look and looked away.Last time he woke Meng Zhou up by pinching his nose and covering his mouth. Could he still use this trick this time?

I underestimated him too much.

Qi Yinian dressed neatly and got out of the tent.

The staff of the photography team had already been in place, and a big camera was pointing directly at the direction of the tent. When Qi Yinian came out, he saw his face straight up. The corners of his lips curled up. It was the effect he wanted, but it was not enough.

On the barrage, the netizens who got up early have already swiped the screen:

- early every year!

-Me directly: Hi!wife!Good morning!

- What about Zhouzhou, why hasn't Zhouzhou come out yet?

- Laughing dead, no wife wakes up and he is still sleeping

Netizens were lively discussing the whereabouts of this invisible guest, when they saw Qi Yinian walking to the four corners of the tent, squatting down and not knowing what to do.

After a while, Qi Yinian stood by the tent and smiled brightly at the camera.If you don't wake up, then...

With a bang—someone grabbed the keel of the big yellow tent and overturned it directly from the top, just like the waiter lifted the lid to reveal the dishes inside, and a Mengzhou who was sleeping like a silkworm chrysalis in a sleeping bag was exposed .

Meng Zhou, who was defenseless in his sleep, didn't know that because of his bad habit of staying in bed and not waking up repeatedly, he had been rejected by his wife and betrayed under the live broadcast camera.

There was an eerie silence in the live broadcast room for a second, and then, the overwhelming comments flooded the screen.

-Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

- Block it, block it all for me, no one is allowed to see it!

-Laughing to death, it’s what your family shows every year, so I’m going to clear the barrage for grandpa, I want to watch high-definition uncensored features

-Although the barrage is blocked, I can't see it, but I prprpr directly

-I've been paying attention to Zhouzhou, but I only noticed that Qi Yinian did something that the live broadcast netizens wanted to do but the staff didn't dare to do - he directly lifted the tent!

- It's all over, who cares how it's done, of course it's just looking at the youthful flesh-body

-...Is it the emperor's new clothes? Why can I see the clothes and you can't?

-Yeah, sober up!Zhou Zhouzi is wearing clothes!How could it be possible to release Zhou Zhou who slept naked every year for you to see (bushi)

- Hey, I really wore it, three layers inside and three layers outside, lost interest in an instant, boring and boring

In his sleep, Meng Zhou suddenly felt the wind blowing chilly.He huddled his head in the sleeping bag, it was warm from the neck down, and cool above the neck, as if it wasn't his illusion.

Moreover, the sound of the drum coming from his ear was also louder, this time without a barrier, it seemed to hit his ear directly, the sound wave vibrated the air and penetrated directly into his eardrum.

Meng Zhou hesitated for three seconds whether to wake up or not. After three seconds passed, he perfectly adapted to the noisy and cool sleeping environment, and fell asleep in place without any hesitation.

Qi Yinian folded his arms and looked condescendingly at the person who fell asleep again, very good, this strong psychological quality, this extraordinary adaptability, this high-quality sleep ability is simply indescribable.

The sun was shining behind Qi Yinian, and his shadow just fell on Meng Zhou's face, so someone slept more soundly.

Three minutes later, Qi Yinian walked away with folded arms.Meng Zhou blinked his eyelids in his sleep, feeling that the sun was suddenly brighter, but he was still strong enough not to wake up.

The staff of the program group were gathering next to the Yangko team, discussing something together. Seeing Qi Yinian coming over, they hurriedly greeted, "Mr. Qi is awake, we can start learning to twist Yangko when we wake up," the staff told Qi Yi Nian introduced, "This is Sister Li from the Yangko Team."

Qi Yinian nodded, "Hello, Sister Li."

Sister Li is a young woman in her thirties, with a high ponytail, long and black hair, and a hearty smile, "The young man is so handsome now, I will let you learn Yangko on me, Bao Xue Bao Hui, Li Sister, I am an old Yangko player!"

- my sister is so stylish

-Really!If you can't learn what to do, make a sound like a scumbag

Qi Yinian chatted with Sister Li here, turned to the direction of the tent, and said with a look of embarrassment: "My partner hasn't woken up yet."

Sister Li had a good conversation with Qi Yinian just now, now she became familiar, she patted her chest, "Wrap it on me." Holding a pair of gongs, she walked over hurriedly.

Qi Yinian bent his eyes like a fox, put his hands in his pockets, followed behind Sister Li, and swayed slowly.

There was only the ground at the bottom of the tent, and Meng Zhou fell asleep as motionless as a mountain, as if he could sleep like this forever.However, the earth-shaking thing happened, and I saw Sister Li walking to Mengzhou, opening and closing her hands, closing and opening-the gong made a loud sound, "click", "click"... …

Accompanied by the sound of the gong, and Sister Li's loud voice, "Wake up!", "Work!", "The sun is drying my ass!"

Meng Zhou sat up startled in his dying dream, he turned his head from side to side with a dull expression, "Huh? It's thundering, is it raining? Where's my wife?"

Qi Yinian's careless expression froze for a moment when he heard Meng Zhou's first reaction, "Where's my wife?" He lowered his head, walked slowly to Meng Zhou and knelt down in front of Meng Zhou, looking into his eyes, and whispered softly. Said: "...here."

Seeing Qi Yinian, Meng Zhou heaved a sigh of relief, the tension that had been awakened just now was visibly relaxed to the naked eye, he slowed down his thinking and asked, "...What's wrong?"

Qi Yinian felt a little guilty, he clenched his fist and coughed a few times on his lips, and then said to Meng Zhou as if nothing had happened: "Wake up, wake up and learn Yangko, aren't you Have you been looking forward to it?"

Meng Zhou followed Qi Yinian's words without waking up and nodded. He wanted to stand up, but he realized that he was still a silkworm chrysalis in the middle of the movement. He looked at the endless pastures around him and his two-story building behind him. Also mooing on the grass to graze.

Meng Zhou reacted belatedly, "No, where is the tent? Isn't it still there before going to bed?" Meng Zhou stretched out his hand from the sleeping bag and gestured, "Where is my big tent?"

Qi Yinian's eyes fell on a certain place with guilty conscience, Meng Zhou followed him to look over, he was stunned for two seconds, and his heart became angry, "Director! I will withdraw the capital after I go back this time! Just wait!"

Qi Yinian: "..."

Qi Yinian: "Yes, it's the director who sees you lying in bed all this time, so someone raised your tent."

Meng Zhou was cursing in the sleeping bag wrapped into a pupa.

Qi Yinian touched his nose, "Don't worry about these small details, get up quickly, and learn Yangko."

-666, embedding flowers and trees, changing appearances, concealing the truth, Sun Tzu's Art of War without your signature, I won't buy it

-Hahaha every year there will be such a naughty side

-Zhouzhou, you can take care of yourself, don't want your wife to believe everything, it's so easy to be cheated

-Men are men who want their wives to believe everything they say is right!I give Meng Zhou full marks for this wave

After the two contestants are ready, it is time to practice Yangko.

The performances of Yangko are different in different places. The one that Li Jie is in mainly focuses on dancing. She leads a flower umbrella behind her head umbrella, forming a long dance team and dancing to the beat of the music. Therefore, this form of Yangko is often called It's called "Nao Yangko" - because the scene of Yangko dancing is noisy and lively.

The yangko team led by Sister Li was training nearby, and Qi Yinian and Meng Zhou were carried alone in a small open space to have a small cooking session.

Sister Li first taught the two of them some basic knowledge, "...the head umbrella is responsible for the control of the entire team, and requires a certain amount of experience. You are beginners, and you can't master it, so you can only jump the flower umbrella."

Sister Li took out the equipment for the flower umbrella from the side, "The flower umbrella is to take an umbrella and a fan." Sister Li opened the umbrella, the surface of the umbrella was made of pink silk cloth, the middle circle was hollowed out, and the ribbon was pasted Liusu, "It's like this, when you dance, you hold up the umbrella, the umbrella doesn't move, and your feet dance to the beat of the drum."

Meng Zhou watched from the side and nodded deeply.

Sister Li opened the fan again. The fan is so huge that its width can almost cover the shoulders of the whole person. The fan also extends a part outside the curved surface. When dancing, the extra fan will dance with it, very agile.

Qi Yinian felt a little dazzled when he saw Sister Li's hands turning the fan. His learning ability is very strong, but it is limited to the theoretical content of words or numbers. The overall characteristics of high scores and low abilities.

Qi Yinian pinched the edge of his nose, moved closer to Mengzhou, and asked in a low voice, "Have you learned it yet?"

Meng Zhou stared intently at the teacher's demonstration, extremely intoxicated, and replied confidently: "I have learned it!"

Qi Yinian: "..."

Qi Yinian stood up straight and muttered in a low voice, "...you better be."