The sand sculpture attacked him and bound the male virtue system

Just talk and don't practice fake grips.

After Sister Li briefly demonstrated a few moves, she asked Qi Yinian and Meng Zhou to follow suit.

The dance steps of Yangko are actually very simple, repeating the most basic steps in a continuous cycle, back and forth, matching the movements of the hands, and twisting the whole body with the vibration of the drum.

Therefore, Sister Li has no psychological pressure to teach these two apprentices.

She left room for the two of them on the stage, and said, "Turn around a few steps and I'll take a look."

Qi Yinian pursed his lips and said: "Meng Zhou said he will, so he will come first." Qi Yinian took the initiative to take a step back, leaving the stage to Meng Zhou, "Come, please."

Meng Zhou looked away from Qi Yinian with a snort, spread his hands, and made a gesture. Sister Li's eyes brightened, not to mention anything else, just this attitude is very gratifying, the Yangko team needs such love Seeds of performance!

Sister Li clapped her hands, "OK, let's go—"

"Hey, wait," Meng Zhou suddenly interrupted Li Jie's unspoken words. He stood there for a few seconds, thinking of something, stepped forward to take the fan and umbrella from Li Jie's hands, and with a bang, The umbrella opened and the fan unfolded. Meng Zhou nodded in satisfaction, "Very good, that's right."

Meng Zhouyuan retreated to the open space and looked around to make sure that the stage for his performance was big enough. He held the umbrella high in one hand, and the fan in the other hand. His chin was too high. The stage was set up, and he pointed at Sister Li reservedly. Nodding, "Okay, let's start."

Sister Li: "..." It's pretty good.

Sister Li - waved her hand, and the staff next to her immediately let go of the speaker, and the ear-splitting folk song drum tune came out from the speaker, stepping on the -sounder -sound of the drum, Meng Zhou twisted her first dance step .

Qi Yinian stood at the side of Meng Zhou. From his perspective, he could completely observe and appreciate all the movements of Meng Zhou, the future master of populism inheritance.

So, Qi Yinian saw Meng Zhou kicking his hoof -- although this is not a good description, but Qi Yinian can only think of this description, like a donkey kicking its hoof backwards, a large cloud of dust kicked up, When you think this is the beginning, no, Meng Zhou uses his actions to tell you that this is the end.

Because he didn't wait for him to bounce his other leg, his left foot hooked his right foot, and the flower umbrella in his hand was still held upright, and his whole body fell forward in a daze.

Meng Zhou maintained the forward-a-quarter pose, looking at the yellow land that was getting closer and closer in front of him, and didn't realize what happened before the collision.

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Qi Yinian watched carefully from the side, and noticed that the expression on Meng Zhou's face at the moment he fell down was full of confusion.

Qi Yinian finally believed at this moment.Meng Zhou didn't lie to him.The moment he said he knew it, he really believed sincerely that he knew it.

- Hahahaha laughed to death, brain: I will; hands: I will be useless

-Foot: I perform on the spot - tripping myself

-Meng Zhouzhou, can you just be stunned once, just once!

-Meng Zhou's [-]th time failed to pretend in front of his wife

The staff turned off the shocking sound, and the dust settled on the yellow ground. Meng Zhou held up his flower umbrella on his stomach, "Come again, I won't admit defeat."

Qi Yinian stretched out his thumb and said with sincere admiration, "It's really you."

Compared with Qi Yinian's hand-eye incoordination problem with high scores and low abilities, Meng Zhou's limb incoordination problem is obviously more serious.He could always trip himself up in the back and forth dance steps, and in the hands too, he couldn't have feet and hands-start at the same time!

Sister Li faced the first Waterloo in her preaching and teaching career with a breakdown, "The two steps you took just now are right, and your hands are not bad, you twisted!"

Meng Zhou: "..."

Qi Yinian showed a gloating smile on the side, and Sister Li saw it sharply, "You practice too! You are always slow, your hands are stiff and your feet are stiff, like a marionette, learn from Meng Zhou, Let go more."

Qi Yinian stared straight ahead and engraved the dance steps. In fact, what he thought in his heart was that Meng Zhou was able to let go and put him on the ground directly. If he kept it in place, it wouldn't mean that he didn't have that little balance ability.

The two of them were pressured by Sister Li to practice—the Yangko dance in the morning.When I rested at noon, my face was pale.

Qi Yinian sat on the temporary seat provided by the program group, still maintaining a certain shape, sitting upright, while Meng Zhou had collapsed directly on the back of the chair, like a puddle of liquid.

While the staff was preparing lunch, the director got out of nowhere, and said to the two who had finally rested: "There will be a Yangko competition in the town this afternoon."

Hearing this, Liquid Island opened his eyes - a slit.

Just listen to the director's next sentence: "We will let netizens vote for this year's Yangko star."

The liquid continent instantly solidified into a solid continent, stood up from the chair, raised his hand and said: "I can, director, please give me this chance!"

Qi Yinian poured cold water on him and said, "Are you at the level of Yangko where your left foot blocks your right foot and your hands and feet are out of sync?"

Meng Zhou didn't change his expression, "I've been trained—in the morning, I evolved."

Qi Yinian: "..." I just want to ask you not to go out and make a fool of yourself.

Qi Yinian propped his forehead with his hands, "...then at least don't bring me along." Qi Yinian raised his head, "Director, I won't participate."

Before the director objected, Meng Zhou said in surprise, "Then, isn't your practice in vain this morning?"

Qi Yinian licked his lips, "Let me practice for nothing."

Meng Zhou disagreed, "But my wife, you dance better than me."

Qi Yinian: Ah, I didn't expect that either.

Meng Zhou persuaded again: "Your excellence deserves to be seen by more people," Meng Zhou said sincerely, "It's not just me who knows your goodness."

Qi Yinian: "If you weren't talking about twisting yangko, I might be moved."

Meng Zhou: "...Aren't you moved now?"

Qi Yinian looked over coolly, "Don't dare to move."

However, the opposition was invalid, and the Yangko competition in full swing still kicked off in the afternoon.Because the venue was in the town, the village head specially sent a bus to pull the whole Yangko team there.

Qi Yinian opened the door and got out of the car. When he saw the crowds of people in the square, his face was numb.

"Come from the crowd, go to the crowd," Meng Zhou beside him looked very excited, "My wife, today's Yangko star, I have a chance to win." After speaking, he made a fist movement.

Qi Yinian licked his teeth, wondering if Meng Zhou would get the Yangko Star at this time, or it would be more embarrassing not to get the Yangko Star.

The only thing he was sure of was, "Don't take me to play with you when you are doing Yangko later." Qi Yinian walked away with a cold face, "I don't want to have any honor with you."

Meng Zhou shook his head behind him, alas, his wife can't understand how good Yangko is, but she definitely understands how good it is to be surrounded by cheers. When he wins the Yangko star and dedicates it to Qi Yinian under the eyes of everyone, he will definitely be moved of.

The venue for the Yangko performance is a fenced open space. Folks from nearby villages and towns gather around to watch the excitement. The Yangko competition is an annual grand event in neighboring towns. Among the crowd are selling cotton candy, The hawkers of candied haws are crowded with people, and they are very lively.

Before playing, Meng Zhou bought the one-time skill card that he had seen in the point mall last time - his mother's big boy.

[Mom’s big boy: As long as you say die~shout—all women who hear your voice, from the 80-year-old old lady to the beautiful girl, will raise their sincere maternal love for you, and the effective time is 10 minutes]

The Yangko team was ready, Sister Li blew a whistle, the drummer's big drum hammer fell, Meng Zhou activated the skill card, and the Yangko formation twisted up. The scene instantly became heated and agitated.

The sound of Meng Zhou activating the skill card has long been drowned in the sound of the drums, but all the women onlookers, from the 80-year-old old woman to the beautiful girl, suddenly felt a kind of emotion:

The young man who played Yangko in the arena is so handsome!As expected of my son!

The viewers watching the live broadcast did not escape Mengzhou's "charm", and all the bullet screens were unified into Mengzhou's home field:

- Fuck, why do I suddenly feel that Meng Zhou, who is twisting Yangko, is damn attractive

-Zhou Zhouzi, I am your mother fan!

-Ah, this strong waist, these waving arms, my son is full of testosterone

-I declare: Mengzhou, Meng 1 [thumbs.jpg]

- Excuse me, please vote for us, Zhouzhou, we work very hard!

- You - vote, I - vote, Zhou Zhou debuted at the C position, if you don't vote, I don't vote, when will Zhou Zhou make his debut?

- vote , vote fuck

In the voting channel, Mengzhou's votes - Qi Juechen was ahead of the other contestants, and even stood out from the crowd, uniquely topped the position.

After 10 minutes passed, the Yangko also came to an end, and the onlookers gradually broke away from the feeling of having drank fake wine and kowtowed cephalosporins just now, watching Mengzhou, who danced like a Yangko in the field, sent out the soul doubt:

Why did I feel that the young man in front of me who danced worse than a chicken with coordinated movements was the light of Yangko inheritance?

After the audience sisters calmed down, they looked at Meng Zhou, who ranked first on the voting page, and then looked at his uncoordinated performance on the field. Their expressions were complicated, and there was a tendency to turn from fans to blacks.

Meng Zhou's Yangko team is the last one, and the voting channel will be closed 10 minutes after their performance.The first time Meng Zhou came off the stage, he borrowed a staff member's mobile phone to check his vote count.

Facing his unsteady vote count, Meng Zhou fell into a daze. Although his vote count was very high, what happened to the votes of the few contestants next to him who rose wildly and were about to surpass him!

Meng Zhou clutched the phone tightly, no, he won't allow it!

Qi Yinian passed by at this time, and asked casually, "What's the first?"

Meng Zhou seemed to have made some determination, took a deep breath, and affirmed in a manly way: "I said the number one is the number one."

However, his next sentence followed: "Daddy hit me."

Qi Yinian: "?"

Is the ethical relationship messed up?