The sand sculpture attacked him and bound the male virtue system

After Meng Zhou used the [Daddy Fight] skill card, he felt that several men around him looked at him wrongly—that look, as if he was looking at his own little bastard who came to provoke his parents' majesty. Ass, while shouting, Daddy beat me~

The men surrounding Mengzhou stared at him with red eyes, clenched their fists and raised their palms, and instinctively walked forward a few steps. Mengzhou blinked and remembered the description of this skill card:

[Father Daddy: As long as you shout "Daddy Daddy", all the grandpas up to 80 years old and handsome guys down to three years old who hear your voice will be willing to fulfill your wishes, thus arousing the maternal love of the women present for you Love, she will protect you like a calf, users don’t have to worry about their own personal safety]

Sure enough, a few aunts next to them stopped the men, with vegetable baskets on their arms, holding the cabbage inside and looking at Mengzhou lovingly.

Meng Zhou's hunk was shocked, and couldn't help but hide his "petite" self behind Qi Yinian, avoiding the aunt's loving eyes.

However, before he could hide himself well, a slap suddenly slapped him all over the head, and the head was stunned for a while.

Meng Zhou: "Huh?" Which fish slipped through the net and didn't catch it!

Didn't the skill card say that there is no need to worry about the user's personal safety!

As soon as Meng Zhou raised his head, he saw Qi Yinian looking at him with a slap in his hand and gnashing his teeth.

Meng Zhou: "..." Excuse me.

Qi Yinian closed his eyes, gritted his teeth as if he was trying his best to endure something, after a while, he let out a foul breath, "People can't, at least they shouldn't, the moment you call me daddy, really want to be your daddy."

Meng Zhou stared in horror: "Huh? Is the ethical relationship out of order?"

Hey, this sentence is a bit familiar, it seems that someone has said it.

Qi Yinian gritted his teeth, glanced at him resentfully, pressed down his right hand with his left hand, turned around, his back was constantly ups and downs, obviously his mood was extremely disturbed.

Meng Zhou stared at the back of Qi Yinian's head. After a while, he realized that Qi Yinian's current state was also affected by the skill card.

After thinking it over, Meng Zhou said, "!" Mistake.

——Lost a wife and gained a father.

Put on a pain mask.

The skill card affects only the male crowd who heard this sentence. Because Meng Zhou spoke in a low voice, only a small circle of people around could hear it, and it did not cause panic among the crowd.

However, the radio microphone attached to the collar honestly recorded all the voices, including the phrase "Daddy beat me".

So, countless male netizens squatting in front of the live broadcast: Harden, harden your fist.

- This unworthy descendant really embarrasses the three generations of my grandson family (hey, why is my son not surnamed Sun)

- Find a fight!

- ask for a fight, come on, daddy is ready

- call daddy

And the female netizens who watched the large-scale swearing and attacking Meng Zhou's remarks suddenly appeared on the live broadcast barrage: Maternal love is overflowing.

- I don't allow anyone to bully Zhouzhou under my nose!

-Zhouzhou is my eyeball, my heart, my sweet baby, anyone who wants to hit him hits me first

-Zhouzhou has worked so hard, what do you want from him!

- The number of Zhouzhou votes has been exceeded, no, mom won't allow it!Sisters, please vote for me!

- It's me too!

- You vote, I vote, Goose will debut tonight!

Mengzhou's votes soaring speed has returned to the previous terrifying speed of soaring again. Among the veterans of folk Yangko, he is like a dark horse that stands out from the encirclement. Seeing this popularity, we must shout out: Seed players!

In the live barrage, male netizens and female netizens scolded and quarreled together. Those who didn’t get the melon might think it’s a new issue of confrontation between men and women when they saw it at first sight, but after they got the melon, they will talk about the content of the fight. The root cause, it turned out to be an unremarkable Yangko competition, which was at the village and town level, not even at the district level, so it would definitely drop the melon in your hand.

The 10-minute skill time passed quickly, and the online scolding battle stopped immediately.Netizens who participated in the battle just now, whether male or female, can't help but have a doubt as they hover over the keyboard at this moment:

Why am I so excited?

Not my own son.

No, it doesn't even count as a godson.

So he immediately pushed the keyboard away with both hands.

Tui, bad luck!

However, after these 10 minutes of deliberation, Mengzhou's vote count has surpassed the dust, and it is a certainty that the Yangko star will fall to his family.

Holding a big red flower in his hand, the mayor solemnly invited Meng Zhou to the rostrum.

Before taking the stage, Meng Zhou pulled Qi Yinian twice. At this glorious moment, he wanted his wife to enjoy this honor with him.

... However, it did not pull after two pulls.

Meng Zhou: "..." That's great.The same is true when the big red flower comes down.

The most commonly used background music for award presentations sounded, and Meng Zhou walked up to the rostrum imposingly to the beat of the drums.

The mayor stood in front of the microphone and said "Hey, hey" a few times. After confirming that there was nothing wrong with the microphone, he cleared his throat and said solemnly: "Today, the rural Yangko competition in our town is grandly held." There was applause, and the mayor waited for the applause to stop before approaching the microphone again, "And selected the best Yangko star within a hundred miles of us—"

The mayor held up the big red flower, snapped it into Meng Zhou's arms, and said loudly, "Meng Zhou!"

Meng Zhou: "!"

Emotions of excitement, excitement, happiness, screaming, and joy were brewing in his chest. This was the most glorious honor besides being awarded the "Three Good Children" in his kindergarten!

The villagers clapped their hands vigorously, and the applause rose and fell in the crowd like waves, and lasted for a long time.

At such an excited moment, Qi Yinian squeezed himself into a corner again, with his back to the rostrum, and said silently, don't see me.

don't see me.

don't see me.

However, it was too late.

Because through the mayor's excellent quality microphone without noise, Qi Yinian heard clearly:

"This is not my honor alone," Mengzhou's deep voice sounded, "It's my wife who accompanied me here, so," the voice paused for a few seconds, as if making a solemn decision, and then continued Said: "I want to give this big red flower to my dear wife—"

"Qi Yinian!"

Qi Yinian in the corner: "..."

Just let him go with the wind and disappear into the crowd.

The human brain has a tendency to protect itself, so at such an embarrassing moment, Qi Yinian's brain did not choose to remember.So when he sat in the car of the program group, he had already forgotten how he got out of that situation.

The only thing that is certain is that he absolutely, absolutely did not take the stage to accept the award.

Qi Yinian smiled deathly at Meng Zhou who got into the car one step later.

Meng Zhou: "..." Why did I suddenly feel a chill down my back.

But his lack of EQ didn't let him realize that his wife was angry, so he sat down carelessly, next to Qi Yinian.

Qi Yinian: "Oh."

After the Yangko competition, their recording for this episode ended, and the program team sent a car to take them back.As for the recording location of the next episode, it is still under preparation, and the guests will be contacted when the preparation is completed.

Qi Yinian didn't have a good rest these days, so he leaned on the seat to catch up on sleep on the way back.

And Meng Zhou was still immersed in the cheers just now, his brain was extremely excited, and he didn't feel sleepy at all.Seeing that Qi Yinian had fallen asleep next to him, he quietly started swiping his phone.

His performance today is so good, how can he be praised on the Kangkang Internet!

After the circle loading page was refreshed, Meng Zhou looked at the Weibo post in the square mixed with a group of boasters:

@1234: What is so cold about this Qi Yinian, do you think he is noble and looks down on Yangko?

Meng Zhou: Huh?

Who allowed you to scold my wife like that?

The author has something to say: Sorry, there are a lot of things today, and I can only write so many updates. According to the outline, I should have finished writing the Zhouzhou trumpet and fighting with black fans to maintain my wife. Huh, I will work hard tomorrow, weekend Fight for more compensation