The Slave Online Dating Guide

【Our Highland Tower is being attacked】

【Our crystal is being attacked】

【Defeat】

Li Yuexi looked at the capitalized word [Failure] on the phone, and his pupils shattered.

That's it?It has ended?Really... Is it irreparable?

Li Yuexi has been playing King of Glory for two years.He started out playing in the middle lane, but later on for the sake of the lineup, he became an all-around player who can fill in any position, but he likes to play the middle lane most.

In the last game, a teammate said that he could only play mage. Li Yuexi helped him pick Zhen Ji, and he made up the top laner himself.As a result, after a round, Zhen Ji did not send a signal and did not support. The team battle zoomed in and out, and even blamed the jungler Han Xin, asking Han Xin why he robbed him of blue.

——With your 1-8-5 record, you still have a blue face?Stand in the front row and block more damage to the shooter, trash.

Li Yuexi reported decisively, but the system replied to him: [No obvious violations were identified. 】

This report is still unsuccessful? !Li Yuexi had a heart attack, threw the phone on the table, and was so angry that she lost her shape.

Garbage game, sooner or later it will go bankrupt.The sooner you delete it, the better your life will be.

After 1 minute, he picked up the phone again - Timi.

This time he was on the second floor, he chose the top laner on the first floor, he pre-selected Mai Shiranui, and sent the record: [72% win rate, 103 games]

The idiots in the canyon walk everywhere, whoever lets the middle road is a dog.

[Shiranui Yue: I play in the middle lane. 】

As soon as he finished posting, the fifth floor said: [Give it to me in the middle. 】

[Shiranui: Are you teaching me how to do things? 】

The fifth floor didn't talk nonsense anymore, and directly threw out Shang Diaochan's record: [78% winning rate, 1402 games]

Li Yuexi re-elected Donghuang Taiyi without hesitation, and it was locked in seconds.

[Shiranui Yue: I play roaming.Please let the fifth brother Diaochan enjoy the exclusive experience of this China Nuclear Power, thank you for your cooperation. 】

[First floor: I fucking died laughing. 】

[Third floor: At first glance, the second floor is a person with a high score. 】

[Fourth floor: Second floor, where was your aura just now? 】

【Shiranui Huoyue: I'm really humble, as long as I can win. 】

[Shiranui Yue: Brothers rush to the duck. 】

This wave drove the atmosphere, and all the teammates turned on their voices to actively communicate.With Fawang's thighs and cooperation, Li Yuexi's big move sucked the back row one by one.They broke the three-way high ground in 10 minutes and ended the game in [-] minutes.

Glory of Kings is really fun.

Li Yuexi was in a good mood and praised all four teammates.At this time, roommate Xue Ding came back from outside with a box of instant noodles in his hand.He asked Li Yuexi: "Have you eaten yet?"

"Ready to order takeaway." Li Yuexi said, "You eat instant noodles again, are you still losing weight?"

Xue Ding looks good, but his figure is so touching.When he was a freshman, he was clamoring to lose weight. More than a year later, his figure has been kept in good shape, and his weight fluctuated within two kilograms.

"Oh, it's the last meal tonight. Starting tomorrow, I must start a new life. By the way, Yue, I have something to tell you." Xue Ding said while making noodles, "There is a school girl in the badminton club looking for me I asked for your WeChat, and I gave it."

Li Yue let out an absent-minded "Oh".

The number of times he is asked for WeChat every week is about the same as the number of times he wins the MVP of the losing team.If it is off-campus, he will refuse.But if it's at school, he usually gives it.He always thought that maybe the seniors and juniors were looking for him on serious business.For example, I picked up his meal card, or I have some academic questions to ask him.

It turned out that he was thinking too much, he always said so.

Not long after, Xue Ding's school girl added Li Yuexi's WeChat account.After talking a lot, the school girl got to the point.

[Love to eat Hanamaki: Senior, do you have a girlfriend now? (to finger)]

[Orange Right Leap: No. 】

Li Yuexi saw the prompt that the school girl was typing, thought about it, and sent another sentence: [But I already have someone I'm interested in. 】

As soon as Li Yuexi put down the phone, Xue Ding turned around abruptly, bit off the instant noodles in his mouth, and said in a hurry: "Are you going to get married?"

Li Yuexi:? ? ?

Xue Ding showed Li Yuexi his mobile phone.The school girl told Xue Ding on WeChat: Li Yuexi already has someone she likes, and she also said that she would not marry him!Ok I give up!

The corner of Li Yuexi's mouth twitched: "You guys just fast-forward to the fact that I'm going to be a father. What I said is clearly that I have a crush."

Xue Ding moved to Li Yuexi's side excitedly: "Do you really have it, or did you find a reason to reject the school girl?"

Li Yuexi said with disgust, "Wipe your mouth first."

"When did you have it! Is it from our school?" Xue Ding threatened meanly, "If you don't tell me, I will call you and play the news when you beat the king in the future."

Li Yuexi looked at Xue Ding as if he was looking at a mentally retarded person: "Do you know that the phone has a function called blocking."

"Brother Yue, please do me a favor and satisfy my curiosity that I have nowhere to put." Xue Ding put his arms across Li Yuexi's neck and made a trick, "I'll give you a legendary skin later."

This matter has been suffocated in Li Yuexi's heart for a long time, even if she doesn't suffocate to death, she will be strangled to death by Xue Ding now.He slapped Xue Ding's paw away with a slap, rubbed his neck, and said with a deep expression: "The story will start from last semester."

Once, he didn't eat well for a few days because of an upset stomach.In the elective class at night, he felt dizzy and left early without any psychological burden.

When he went downstairs, his feet were weak, and he stepped on the air, and he threw himself forward.

He looked around quickly in a fraction of a second.Fortunately, there was no one in the corridor at this time, so he didn't have to end his college career early because of his death.

Li Yuexi closed her eyes resignedly.Just when he thought he was going to fall on his face, a hand grabbed his collar.He was forced backwards and hit a boy's chest.

"It's alright."

Li Yuexi turned her head, met the boy's eyes, and suddenly understood why the ancients used "autumn water" to describe a person's eyes.

The boy's skin is very fair. Li Yuexi considers himself fair. The boy seems to be even whiter than him. His facial features are exquisite and his eyes are long and narrow, like a simple and low-key luxury.

His heart felt numb as if it had been electrified by something.This feeling is similar to when he passed by a toy store when he was a child, and accidentally saw the most luxurious and beautiful flying broom in the window.

Ah, want to.

When there was no answer, the boy asked again, "Can you stand still?"

Li Yuexi came back to his senses, and quickly stood up straight: "Yes."

The boy let go of his hand after he stood up, and took a step back.Li Yuexi's cheeks became hot one after another: "Thank you brother."

The boy nodded, looked at him twice more, walked around him and continued downstairs.He was holding a book in his hand, and Li Yuexi recognized it as a junior textbook.It turned out to be a senior, no wonder he was taller than him.

At that time, Li Yuexi didn't think much about what to do.When he returned to the dormitory at night, he lay on the bed and played games. After the decisive team battle, he remembered the senior he met during the day for no reason.

The senior has a cold smell, like some kind of herbal smell, very clear and light, and it smells nice.

Li Yuexi sat up suddenly, and put her hands on her chest in disbelief: This frequency... Oops, it's a feeling of heartbeat!

No way, could he be moved just because he took one more look at the senior in the crowd?The gay man was himself!

Li Yuexi thumped the bed angrily: I'm so superficial!

It was the first time he fell in love with a person, and the other person was a boy, he was a bit out of control, and didn't know what to do.He has to blow on the air conditioner below 25 degrees to sleep at night in summer. If the senior is a school with a temperature above 25 degrees, it will be embarrassing.He decided to ask the senior to find out.

The school is so big, and there are dozens of dormitories for boys, it is a bit difficult to find an ordinary boy.But is he looking for an ordinary boy?With the good looks of the heart-beating senior, how could he not have a name in school.

Li Yuexi inquired secretly several times, but did not get any useful clues.He wondered if he had made a mistake, maybe that senior was from another school.

Just when he was about to expand the scope of his search to the entire college district, Yuelao took pity on him again, allowing him to meet the heart-beating senior again.

It was still one night, he went to the playground for a night run, and when he was about to go back to the dormitory after the run, he saw the senior Xindong coming towards the playground.

……

Xue Ding was fascinated by what he heard, and asked: "Then you ran with her for ten laps or eight laps, and then invited her to have supper?"

Li Yuexi said: "No, I'm going back to the dormitory."

Schrödinger's black question mark face: "Huh?"

"Our team will play a team match that night."

Xue Ding was speechless for a while: "What happened next?"

"I haven't seen him since."

Xue Ding hated iron for being weak: "You fell in love at first sight, why didn't you ask for her contact information the second time you saw her?"

Li Yuexi said frankly: "Because I'm shy."

"What is there to be shy about as a boy?!"

"Say it as if you've never had a crush on anyone."

"Fuck, if I look like you, can I have a crush on someone?" Xue Ding tried to find a way for Li Yuexi, "Why don't you go to the school's confession wall and howl twice?"

"Is there really someone using the confession wall to express their love these days? I thought lost and found and found notices were the main functions of the confession wall."

Xue Ding opened the confession wall and looked at it, and said, "You are right. People in our school don't seem to have such worldly desires. The confession wall is full of 'how to get a postgraduate qualification', 'is it worth the time for college students? Spending it all on the ACM contest' or something."

Li Yuexi said: "Please put [School Spirit] on the public screen."

"Then tell me about your crush." ​​Xue Ding dragged the chair to Li Yuexi's side, and sat down with instant noodles, "I will mobilize all my contacts to help you find it."

"Stay here," Li Yuexi didn't want to talk too much with Xue Ding, "You quarreled so much that I was studying. By the way, Yao's FMVP skin, remember to arrange it for me."

"It's only the third day of school and you're going to study? Is the circle of top students going to be introverted?"

Li Yuexi turned on the tablet, entered a certain video website, and clicked on the video: [Abandoned by the version?National Uniform Monkey, Advanced Edition Teaching]

Li Yuexi didn't think it was enough just to watch and listen, so he picked up a pen and took notes in his notebook.

Xue Ding vaguely got the reason why his roommate is so handsome and has been single for many years. "Yue, you already have people in your heart, why are you still addicted to games. You have to chase people."

Li Yuexi shrugged: "I don't know who he is, what his name is, and I don't have any contact information. I'm chasing loneliness."

Xue Ding said frantically: "Then go find it. How can you like this, you are just greedy!"

Li Yuexi looked at the supreme treasure-skinned monkey who had retreated from all three in the teaching video, and his heart beat slightly faster.This kind of heartbeat seems to be not much different from the heartbeat given to him by his senior.

He doesn't know when he will meet the senior again, but he can play games every day.

Li Yuexi pulled back the progress bar, admired the smooth operation of the monkey, and said, "You care so much about him. Marriage, God arranged the best."