The Slave Online Dating Guide

After watching the teaching video, Li Yuexi felt that she had reached the level of the monkey in the national uniform.It's time to show the real technology—the glory of the king, start——

Entering the game, Li Yuexi was on the first floor. Before the sentence [I play jungle] was sent out, the monkey was actually banned.

Well, God willing, don't blame him.

[Shiranuoyue: I'll help you grab it. 】

[Shiranuoyue: You choose first, and I will fill in. 】

In the end, his teammates left an auxiliary position for Li Yuexi.Zhu Bajie in the top lane, Wang Zhaojun in the middle lane, there is no lack of frankness, and the shooter is Marco Polo.After playing top lane hard support for most of his life, it shouldn't be too much for him to choose Yaoyao to enjoy it.

The game started, the line of soldiers arrived, but Marco Polo was still in a daze at the spring.Li Yuexi sent a signal [Protect our Marco Polo], but Marco Polo still stood.

[Yao [I don't know Huoyue]: Marco? 】

[Marco Polo [Little Horse Crossing the River]: Is there a young lady? 】

???

Isn’t it, big brother, if you want to match up with girls, it’s not enough for you to dance, you have to come to the rankings to cheat people.

[Zhu Bajie [Wandering everywhere]: Is there 1? 】

[Marco Polo [Little Horse Crossing the River]: I was dumped by CP just now, and I'm not in the mood to fight.Come to a little sister to comfort me, I will kill you. 】

[Wang Zhaojun [Sweet milk]: I'm here to comfort you, brother. 】

【Marco Polo [Little Horse Crossing the River]: Get out of here. 】

[Wang Zhaojun [Sweet Milk]:? 】

At this time, the opposite party came to our wild area to fight against the blue. Our Li Bai's request to gather was about to fail, and Wang Zhaojun was still busy typing emoticons under the tower.

[Wang Zhaojun [Sweet Milk]: My brother is so fierce QAQ]

Not only did the opponent succeed in countering the jungle, but they also sent their jungler back to the spring.It was too late for Li Yuexi to die for Li Bai.

[Li Bai [violating nickname]: Please turn on your voice. 】

[Marco Polo [Little Horse Crossing the River]: Yaoyao, are you a girl? 】

I am your father.

Li Yuexi resisted the urge to curse.The wild area has been invaded so badly that the jungler is probably useless, and if you want to win, you have to rely on stupid shooters.

Those who set up major events in ancient times were not only talented in the world, but also had the will to persevere-he endured.

【Yao [I don't know Huoyue]: Well developed, we can still be friends. 】

Marco Polo released a skill, and the bullets and soldiers were perfectly staggered.

[Li Bai [violating nickname]: That's it?Random killing? 】

[Marco Polo [Little Horse Crossing the River]: My CP ran away with wild men, and you still want me to kill me randomly, is there any humanity?Look, does the color of that green grass look like my head? 】

[Marco Polo [Little Horse Crossing the River]: Yaoyao, do you girls think junglers are more handsome than shooters? 】

Li Yuexi judged from the small map that the jungler on the opposite side should be on the way to development, and quickly sent a signal to pay attention.

[Yao [I don't know Huoyue]: Listen to my command, you are the most beautiful boy in the canyon. 】

As soon as the word was sent out, Nako Lulu on the opposite side flew out of the grass and marked Marco Polo with a skill.At the same time, the opposite shooter and support also rushed over.

Li Yuexi hadn't reached the fourth level yet, so she couldn't get on Marco Polo's body, so she could only push people away as much as possible to resist the damage for Marco Polo.

Unexpectedly, the idiotic Marco Polo started walking suddenly, with a reverse displacement, a shuttle of bullets eliminated Sun Shangxiang, who had average blood volume, and then turned bigger on the spot, draining Nako Lulu to only one-third of the blood.

After Li Yuexi got the assist, he was promoted to the fourth level, and succeeded in the upper body when Marco Polo was in a state of blood.Marco Polo moved flexibly, and Wang Zhaojun in the middle also rushed over to support them. In this wave of small team battles, they played one zero for three.

There is one thing to say, although the Marco Polo people are a bit wretched and greasy, their technology is still possible.

[Marco Polo [Little Horse Crossing the River]: Yaoyao, look, if you ignore me, I will kill you. 】

[Yao [I don't know Huoyue]: 666. 】

[Marco Polo [Little Horse Crossing the River]: Then are you a girl?Don't get me wrong, I have no other ideas, I just want to talk to girls.I haven't spoken to a girl for a long time. 】

If Marco Polo really needs to be coaxed by a girl to fight well, then...well.

Li Yuexi typed calmly: [I can be. 】

[Marco Polo [Little Horse Crossing the River]: Are you right?It's not that I won't let you ride on my head. 】

Li Yuexi: ...There must also be perseverance.

【Yao [Shiranhuoyue]: Stop pretending, I'm having a showdown——I am. 】

[Wang Zhaojun [Sweet milk]: I don't think he is, you see he has no skin.Girls who play Princess Yaoyao will definitely buy skins. 】

[Yao [I don't know Huoyue]: -.-]

【Yao [I don't know Huoyue]: That person is still trying to save money. 】

Yao and Li Yuexi don't play much, and only have one companion skin.In the eyes of many people, associated skin is approximately equal to no skin.

[Marco Polo [Little Horse Crossing the River]: Yaoyao, you open the microphone and say something. 】

Li Yuexi looked up at Xue Ding, Xue Ding was gnawing on an apple and chasing dramas.

[Yao [Shiranuoyue]: My roommate is sleeping, it's inconvenient. 】

When Xue Ding heard this, he stopped chewing and asked in confusion, "Am I sleeping?"

Li Yuexi: "You shut up."

[Wang Zhaojun [Sweet Milk]: Suspicious, quite suspicious. 】

[Marco Polo [Little Horse Crossing the River]: Then Yaoyao, I'll add you later, let me hear what you have to say. 】

【Yao [I don't know Huoyue]: It depends on your performance. 】

If you win this round, who cares about you; if you lose this round, report and go.

[Marco Polo [Little Horse Crossing the River]: My ex-CP used to always play Yao, and I gave her a lot of skins. 】

[Yao [I don't know Huoyue]: Don't think about brother.Bye bye bye bye, the next one will be better. 】

[Wang Zhaojun [Sweet milk]: Brother Marco, be more sober, how can any girl call you brother? 】

[Marco Polo [Little Horse Crossing the River]: You know a P.Generally speaking, one mouthful is one big brother, what is the nickname, sweet, milk, soft, and the profile picture is still cute and loli, either shemale or gay.Girls in general are very reserved, okay? 】

[Wang Zhaojun [Sweet milk]: ... You can just report my ID number directly. 】

Marco Polo tried to convince himself that he was really embarrassed, and Li Yuexi felt a little sympathetic to him.

[Marco Polo [Little Horse Crossing the River]: Yaoyao, she and I will celebrate our first anniversary soon, and I still want to give her a dream of a swan.In the end, she ran away with a Li Bai who had a collection of glory! 】

【Yao [I don't know Huoyue]: Ah Yao, weeping for you. 】

[Wang Zhaojun [Sweet milk]: Brother Ma Ke, don't get too stuck on gender, I really can! 】

Marco Polo's wordiness is comparable to Tang Seng in "A Chinese Journey to the West", but they miraculously won.Marco Polo hit 39% damage, and Li Yuexi also took a gold medal to assist.

After exiting the settlement interface, Li Yuexi went to the main interface of Marco Polo to look. Several common shooters had won the provincial standard.

Oh, but that's all.If it weren't for the replacement players like him who shed blood and tears, how could there be so many provincial shooters.

But such a pony crossing the river sent Li Yuexi an invitation to form a team.Li Yuexi looked at the row of MVPs in his record, and agreed with humiliation.

At the beginning of the season, demons danced wildly, and there was no human rights in single row.He has won or lost in the past few days, and his blood pressure has increased a lot.For the sake of physical and mental health, coaxing a stupid shooter is nothing.

Li Yuexi started a double row journey across the river with the pony.Xiaoma Crossing the River seems to have treated him as a tree hole, vomiting bitterly.In order to stabilize his mentality, Li Yuexi had to comfort him from time to time.

[Little Ma Crossing the River: Originally, we had already agreed on the eleventh plan, and I had already booked my air ticket, but I didn't expect that she would cheat on me without the slightest bit of defense. 】

[Shiranui Huoyue: Oh, people. 】

[Little Horse Crossing the River: I've been in a daze for the past two days, and I don't know what to do when I play games]

[Shiranui Huoyue: Well, life. 】

[Little Horse Crossing the River: I lost a lot of weight. 】

[Shiranui Huoyue: Awesome. 】

After a few rounds, Xiao Ma Guohe added Li Yuexi's game friends.

[Little Ma Crossing the River: Thank you, Miss, for comforting me, I feel much better.It's raining, I have to send an umbrella to my roommate, and I'll hit it later. 】

Li Yuexi, who has won five consecutive victories, finds Brother Xiaoma more pleasing to the eye: [Remember to call me when you hit me, I can continue to comfort you. 】

At that moment, the pony crossed the river and thought he saw an angel.

Marco Po quit the game and was about to go out with an umbrella when his roommate came back.

"Why are you back?" Marco Po said, "I was about to send you an umbrella."

"No need." Nan Xu coughed twice, his eyes were full of mist, and a drop of water dripped from the tip of his hair, sliding down his pale face.

Marco Po felt that he and Nan Xu had been in the same dormitory for more than two years and hadn't turned back. "It's raining heavily, why don't you wait for me to bring you an umbrella. As for your bones that shatter when you touch it, wouldn't you die in the rain?"

"Trouble." Nan Xu took the towel and clothes and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

"Please trouble me. If you fall ill again, who will take over in my wild area?" Marco Po opened the game and saw that the young lady he just met was still online, and the game started for 5 minutes.

He recently fell out of love online and went crazy for several days.Nan Xu's dislike for him has reached its limit, and he suspects that if he says one more word, he will be ruthlessly thrown into the trash can.Fortunately, this young lady is willing to listen to him and comfort him tirelessly. She is a good person.

After taking a shower, Nanxu poured a cup of hot water, took out a bag of fried Chinese medicine from the small refrigerator, and soaked it in the hot water.

Marco Po said: "Will you beat the king?"

Nan Xu: "Come."

The two entered the game, and Marco Po said, "Wait, I'll pull another person."

After a while, a player whose profile picture is the back of a panda and whose nickname is Shiranuiyue joined their third row. Commonly used heroes: Angela, Zhen Ji, and Daji.

Nan Xu asked, "Who is this?"

Marco Po said: "Sister from a passer-by."

Nan Xu moved his fingertips towards the exit button: "I suggest you double row."

"Don't! Although this girl is a hero spoon, she has a good sense and is kind. If it weren't for her comfort, I would still be immersed in the pain of the cuckold." Marco Po knew that apart from the necessary communication, Nan Xu didn't like playing games. Sometimes he talks too much, and he doesn't like his teammates to talk too much nonsense, so he said: "And the girl is a bit cold, she doesn't talk much."

Nan Xu understood: "New CP?"

"No, no, no!" Marcopo defended his innocence, "Sisters are good, but I still like to talk a lot and be flirtatious - the premise is that it is a woman."

Nan Xu: "..."

"Let's just take her along, it's not easy for anyone at the beginning of the season."

After Nan Xu finished drinking the medicine, he put a mint in his mouth and said, "Take it."

【Little Horse Crossing the River: Xiaohuoyue, I'm back, let me introduce you...】

[Shiranhuoyue: Damn, I'm so angry!In the game I had just now, there was a wonderful Chen Yaojin, who had to be led by [-] points. The three highlands were gone and he was still there.Take it with you, why doesn't he bring his brain to play games again?What the hell, the Peach Blossom Pond is thousands of feet deep, not as deep as his teammates. 】

【Little Ma Crossing the River: ... This is my roommate. 】

[Shiranuoyue: What is the meaning of the hero Chen Yaojin? ? ?Delete it really is.I'm so angry that I faint, I can't do it, I'm going to take it easy, wait for me for 1 minute. 】

Nan Xu looked at Marco Po: "Not talking much?"

Marcopo was a little confused: "She was not like this just now."