The Slave Online Dating Guide

The live broadcast room seemed to poke a groundhog's nest, the screen was full of ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[It turns out that you don't need a knife to eat apples with your roommate brother. 】

[Why are you so out of touch? You can take a bite of each other. 】

[The old aunt in 97 was found by Su. 】

[You guys are exaggerating, isn't it just dividing an apple with your bare hands, I can do it for me. 】

[The uncle at the fruit stand in front of my house can break three sugar canes in one breath, do you think I call him husband?Dividing apples is not the point, the point is handsome. 】

As a dead house, Marco Poo's only exercise every day is to climb the stairs in the dormitory.He was shocked by Li Yuexi's operation of dividing the apples with his bare hands, and said to Nan Xu: "Brother Xu, lend me your apples."

Nan Xu gave the apple to Marcopo, watching his expression gradually become distorted, but the apple was still the same.

"Your apple is too hard." Marcopo forced himself to hold his respect, "It may not be possible to replace Li Yuexi."

Nan Xu said, "You know again."

"Sure. If it doesn't work, you can try it?"

Nan Xu paused and said, "I don't want to try."

Looking back at the live broadcast, the barrage has changed its style again.The host and Li Yuexi were discussing what to eat later, and the audience was all browsing for food.

Marco Po also posted a barrage: [There is a fried chicken restaurant near Hangda University that is cheap and delicious, the wall is cracked and recommended! 】

Li Yuexi just scanned the barrage and said, "Let's go eat fried chicken."

Zhou Lili asked, "Is Xiaoma Guohe still there? What's the full name of that fried chicken shop?"

Along the way, Zhou Lili was busy interacting with fans, and even shot Li Yuexi from time to time.Li Yuexi has no objection to this, and he also hopes to help Zhou Lili more.As long as he doesn't slap his face, he is quite natural in front of the camera.

Li Yuexi reminded Zhou Lili to watch the road, and when a car came, he gave Zhou Lili a hand to let him go inside.

[Girlfriend perspective? 】

[The sense of substitution is very strong, I already feel that I am in a relationship with a handsome guy. 】

Looking at the junior in the anchor's camera, Nan Xu felt quite fresh: "It turns out that he looks like this from this angle."

Marcopo asked strangely: "What do you mean? Isn't Li Yuexi always like this."

"From my point of view, it's different."

Marcopo reacted for a while, and then he realized: "Be simple, the way to show off your height is simple."

From Nanxu's perspective, Li Yuexi's eyelashes are drooping.Only now did he realize that his junior's eyelashes were slightly upturned and his legs were also very long.

"It's a good thing you weren't taking pictures of people," Marco Po said casually, "otherwise it would be from the boyfriend's point of view."

When he arrived at the fried chicken restaurant, Zhou Lili put his mobile phone opposite Li Yuexi in order to let the female fans experience the feeling of being in love with the school grass in an all-round way.

The essence of this fried chicken joint is the dipping sauce.Li Yuexi ordered a fried chicken with honey yuzu sauce. By the way, he stepped on the cheese sauce ordered by Zhou Lili, saying that it must be sweet and greasy, and he would not want to eat it after one bite.

Zhou Lili glanced at his phone halfway, and when he raised his head again, he always felt that something was wrong.

Zhou Lili asked Li Yuexi: "Did you eat my chicken nuggets?"

Li Yuexi looked innocent: "No."

"Eat what you want, there's no need to steal it."

"I said if I didn't eat, I didn't eat." Li Yuexi was angry and wronged, "Why don't you believe me?"

Zhou Lili: "..."

Looking at the milky cheese sauce on the corner of his junior's mouth, Nan Xu wanted to laugh.He glanced at the bullet screen——

[Husband, remember to wipe your mouth after stealing your food! 】

[Is it my illusion?Why did my husband suddenly become spoiled? 】

[Sorry sisters, I have to change my words——Hi, Bao~]

Marcopo looked dumbfounded: "Where do these girls have the courage to call a boy who is so much taller than them a baby?"

Nan Xu said: "You mean, you can be called if you are taller than him?"

Marcopo was stopped by Nan Xu's question, he hesitated and said: "It's better not to, he is a serious boy, he definitely doesn't want to be called a baby."

"I see you are quite happy when you are called that."

Nanxu's words reminded Marcopo that he watched the live broadcast to be a wild king and flirt with girls, not to watch handsome guys.He hurriedly quit the live broadcast room and found a technical anchor who was a jungler to learn from.

Nan Xu returned to his seat.When he used his mobile phone to find the column of "Inside and Out Are Not People", the anchor was saying goodbye to the audience.

"I'll download the broadcast first, and I'll broadcast the king when I get home later. If my roommate brother shows up again, I will notify you in advance. Next time, it will not be a food broadcast. I have not forgotten that I am a game anchor. Love you, goodbye."

Therefore, [the inside and outside are not people] pay attention to +1.

At the end of the live broadcast, Zhou Lili looked at the backstage income which was twice as much as usual, and said, "Yueyue, why don't you come to do the live broadcast too? Maybe you can earn more than your father."

"Impossible, ordinary humans cannot compare with capitalists."

"Then you just play around and earn some pocket money by the way."

Li Yuexi said solemnly: "If one day my dad cuts off the father-son relationship with me because I don't want to take him to the top, I will think about it."

Pony Crossing the River's jungler has a long way to go.Li Yuexi saw him losing five games in a row in the game center, expressed deep sympathy, and sent him a caring red envelope.

Xiao Ma crossed the river and cried: [Sure enough, girls can comfort others, but boys can only scold me. (Cat crying.jpg)]

[Yu You: Why don't you tell me about the dishes? 】

[Shiranhuoyue: Brother Ma, we don't need to be so angry.As long as you return to the shooter position, you are still the most beautiful cub in the canyon. 】

【Little Horse Crossing the River: But Marco Polo is not as handsome as Li Bai (smile)】

[Shiranuoyue: Goodbye—Brother Ye, are you in a double row? 】

[Yu You: Come on. 】

Without Pony Crossing the River, the team voice channel became much quieter.The teammate took the lead in choosing the jungle position, Yu made up for the shooter, and Li Yuexi assisted the nurse Cai Wenji.

This is the first time they have played as a shooting support duo.Without hearing the sound, Li Yuexi always feels insecure.He circled around Yu again and asked, "Brother Ye, are you there?"

Yu You: "Yes."

Li Yuexi felt relieved: "Brother, you listen to my command when the time comes, I will protect you."

Yu You: "Yes."

...The wild king brother who played the shooter is still very cold.

Yu You's shooter style is even more aggressive than Xiaoma crossing the river.He is playing Hou Yi, a stand-up shooter who has no displacement skills, and the assassin is all accurate, so he should be a little wretched in the early stage.But Yu played very proactively, jumping over the tower to make a strong kill, flashing to make up for damage, and bewilderedly turning the shooter into an assassin.

Li Yuexi is most afraid of encountering this kind of shooter.In the words of high EQ, it is the pursuit of wealth and insurance, and low EQ is how dare you.

He wished he could take the baby bottle and stuff it into Yu You's mouth, and he started the mode of broken thoughts:

"Brother Ye, brother! Don't be so forward, I'm afraid the opponent will catch you."

"Let's go, brother, brother, don't chase, don't chase."

"Brother, come to my side, I will give you a big breast."

"A mere wall still wants to stop my breastfeeding teammates. I am the third spring in the Canyon of Kings. There is not a drop of blood on my brother's body that is your own, it is all my milk!"

Nan Xu, who had been silent for a long time, finally spoke: "Huoyue."

Li Yuexi was slightly taken aback, this was the first time Yu You called his name.Yu You's voice...is really too similar to Xindong's senior.

Li Yuexi responded eagerly: "Hmm, brother?"

Nan Xu said, "Don't be nervous."

Li Yuexi said embarrassedly: "I'm not very nervous anymore." When he was playing support, as long as he saw that the shooter's blood bar was less than half, his anxiety would attack.

"Well, the command can be less."

"..." If it weren't for this round of ranking, believe it or not, I would quit holding the milk bottle? !

Our jungler Luna took advantage of the situation: "Sister Cai Wenji, follow me, I will take you flying."

Luna is a boy, her voice is a bit immature, and she sounds like a high school student brother.

Li Yuexi: "You fly too fast, I can't keep up."

Luna: "I'll stop and wait for my sister."

Li Yuexi: "Pull it down, stop it, do you want to break it?"

Luna asked: "...Is Hou Yi my sister's boyfriend?"

Li Yuexi sneered: "For every support, Sagittarius is his big brother. I can accept everything about him, all his petty temper."

Nan Xu: "..."

Li Yuexi didn't go with Luna, and keeping Yu made him develop into a strong stage, and then started to wander and join the group.

After a wave of team battles, Li Yuexi's health bar had bottomed out, and he had to return at the end of the game.He squatted in the grass and returned, and the shooter on the opposite side was a hundred miles away.When he saw the line of the sniper's gun, it was too late to dodge.

At this time, Yu flashed again and blocked the shot for him, leaving only half blood left.

A shooter, blocking the gun for an auxiliary.

Damn, I was moved by him!

Cai Wenji, who returned to the spring, drove the bottle boat and ran to Hou Yi happily: "Brother, I'm here to protect you again!"