The Slave Online Dating Guide

After winning the game, Luna from the previous game applied to add Li Yuexi as a friend.Although Luna's nickname is a bit secondary, but the operation is acceptable, Li Yuexi agreed.

[This gun is called the guard: Sister, your voice is so nice, I want to score points with you. 】

It sounds good, the dignity of a man is exchanged.

[Shiranui Yue: I already have a jungler in my team. 】

[This shot is called the short guard: I can also shoot in other positions~]

Xiaoma Crossing the River probably won't come back in a short time, so it's time to find someone to inherit his will, and the three rows are indeed better than the two rows.

After obtaining Yu You's consent, Li Yuexi pulled the gunman into the team.When choosing a hero, the short guard asked: "Sister, what do you want me to fight?"

Li Yuexi: "Take a Lian Po and place the order."

This shot is called the guard: "Can I use Li Bai~"

Li Yuexi: "Annual scraping champion Li Bai? It's best not to, the opponent's jungler is very strong, and you can't defend in the jungle."

"But sister, I just want to play Li Bai, sister let me play~"

Li Yuexi's goosebumps fell all over the ground: "You really... can you talk well, a little masculine, OK?"

The guard's tone suddenly changed: "Are you a fucking woman?"

"Whether I am a man or a woman, Li Bai scrapes the patient's skin."

"You're a girl who doesn't know how to act coquettishly and flirt. Why don't you play games? Find a factory and go to work. A waste of my time."

Li Yuexi smiled angrily: "Women play games just to flirt and act like a baby? Then why don't you let your mother do it?" He usually doesn't scold his mother when he curses, but if he encounters someone who is extremely stupid, forgive him.

This shot was called the short guard: "My mother is digging your mother's grave, there is no time."

[Yu You: reopen. 】

In order to disgust Li Yuexi, the short-term guard chose Li Bai to lock this shot.Fortunately, other teammates cooperated, selected four mages, and reopened smoothly.

Back on the team formation interface, Li Yuexi immediately kicked the gun. "An idiot."

Yu You: "Don't worry about it."

Li Yuexi breathed a sigh of relief: "Brother Ye, let's go in double row."

Yu You: "Yes."

[Yu Yue] Happiness is high, and Marco Po is not idle.He practiced as a jungler for more than half a month, and announced: "I feel that my jungler level is already C, and I want to find a new CP."

Nanxu: "Online dating is risky, I advise you to be cautious."

Marco Po stubbornly said: "I don't care, I'm going to find a new CP, and I'm going to find someone with a sweeter voice than my predecessor."

Knowing that talking is useless, Nan Xu said: "I wish you a long life."

There are many ways to find CP in Glory of Kings, and Marco Po chose the simplest one, CPDD directly in the chat hall.

[Little horse crossing the river: I am a CP who plays Yaoyao, I am a double shooter, I have a provincial standard, and I go online for more than two hours a day.Azure is waiting for Misty Rain, and I am waiting for you. 】

After a while, a player with a profile picture of a pink cat paw invited Marco Po to join the team: "Brother, good evening~"

The sweet and soft girlish voice hit Marco Po's heart like a crit.He's in love again!

On weekends, primary school students are on vacation, so it is not appropriate to get points, so Li Yuexi decided to postpone it for two days.

He was fighting endlessly in entertainment mode, when he heard Xue Ding yelling in the bathroom: "Yueyue, I forgot my towel, please help me get it."

Li Yuexi said: "No time. You can come out naked, the curtains are drawn."

"You're still in the bedroom!"

"Don't worry, I don't have time to see you."

"I think you should stop chasing people." Xue Ding slipped out of the bathroom clutching his key parts, wrapped himself in a towel and said angrily, "Even if you catch someone up, you will ignore them because of the game, hurt their hearts, and end up making trouble. separate."

Li Yuexi said categorically: "I definitely won't." He paused, and then added with uncertainty: "I probably won't."

He imagined, if the senior Xindong asked him to deliver bath towels when he was taking a shower, and he was playing Infinity Brawl again... Then he would definitely deliver it, Infinity Brawl is not ranking.

A reminder popped up on QQ that Xiao Ma Guohe was looking for him.

[Little Horse Crossing the River: Go online soon!I introduce my wife to you. 】

[I don't know Huoyue:? 】

[Little Horse Crossing the River: Hurry up! 】

Li Yuexi didn't know, so he got on the line, and was dragged into a five-row convoy by the pony crossing the river, and Yu You was also in the convoy.

Xiaoma crossing the river: "Huoyue, I solemnly introduce you to my darling—a cup full of sweet tea."

Li Yuexi: "Hello."

A cup full of sweet tea: "Hello sister~ Listen to my dear, my sister can play in any position, super powerful. Unlike me, she can only play support."

Li Yuexi breathed a sigh of relief.Fortunately, they called it "Dear", not "Bao".

Damn, when did his requirements become so low.

"Is there another one?"

Pony crossing the river: "I brought passerby A to make up the number, so I don't need to give him a role." The glory of the king cannot be in four rows, and if four people want to fight together, they must recruit one more person.

Li Yuexi: "Let me confirm, are we matching?"

Xiaoma Crossing the River: "Yes, this is Tiancha trumpet, its rank is not high, so it cannot be ranked with us."

A cup full of sweet tea: "I used to call in the WeChat area. The WeChat area is full of heroes and skins, but the QQ area has nothing, huh."

Xiaoma Crossing the River: "So this is a farewell battle. From now on, I will accompany Tiancha to the WeChat area."

Li Yuexi was taken aback, and asked, "Have you already decided?"

[Yu Yuema] The tricycle has been driven all the way from Xingyao to King Gaoxing, and the feelings have already been driven.Xiao Ma crossed the river and said that he was going to practice jungle. He thought he was only leaving temporarily, but he didn't expect this farewell to be a permanent farewell.

Things are impermanent.

Xiaoma Crossing the River said in a voice that could kill people: "It's decided. Where there is sweet tea, it's my home."

Li Yuexi had no choice but to say: "Okay, then I wish you longevity than Nanshan."

Xiaoma crossing the river: "The next game will be the last time I hit my natal hero in the QQ area. My dear, follow me."

A cup full of sweet tea: "Okay."

Xiao Ma crosses the river to fight Marco Polo, and a cup of sweet tea assists Yao; Li Yuexi plays Chang'e in the middle, and Yu Dongfang Yao plays wild.

After Yao's four kills in Tianxiu, a cup full of sweet tea excitedly said: "Brother Yu, you should also come to the WeChat area. The WeChat area is most short of junglers. The three of us just happen to be in three rows."

Li Yuexi raised her eyebrows: Hello, fairy, what do you want to do?Abducted a horse, and still not let go of my fish?

Yu didn't speak again, Xiao Ma crossed the river: "Honey, he's not alone, he still has Yueyue."

A cup full of sweet tea: "Then let her come together, four rows are fine."

Li Yuexi said with a blank face: "A king cannot stand in four rows."

The cup full of sweet tea seemed surprised: "Hey, why?"

Xiaoma Crossing the River explained: "Because if it's a four-row car, the people who are left alone will be miserable. There's nothing he can do about it if the four-row car deliberately loses points."

A cup full of sweet tea: "Well, that's a pity, Yueyue can't come."

You don't even think about me going, you are all millennium foxes, what are you doing here to play Liaozhai.

Li Yuexi was not at ease, and asked, "Brother Ye Wang, do you want to go to the WeChat area?"

Xiaoma crossing the river: "I found out that Huoyue calls him Brother Yewang when he needs him, and Brother Ye when he doesn't. Heh, woman."

Li Yuexi ignored him: "Brother Yewang?"

Pony crossing the river: "Your wild king brother has shut down the wheat, and the chat is also blocked."

Li Yuexi said "Oh" in displeasure.

As soon as the match ended, Yu went offline without even saying hello.

Li Yuexi was a little confused.Could it be that Yu is going to defect and go to the WeChat area again?Just because everyone loves loli sounds?He asked the pony to cross the river: "Brother Ye, don't you fight?"

Xiao Ma crossed the river and said with a smile, "He went to see the beautiful big sister."

Li Yuexi: "Ah, here."

Having said that, the reason Xiaoma Crossing the River invited him to form a fixed team was because he pretended to be a girl to comfort him.And Yu stayed in the convoy because he was Xiao Ma's roommate.

Xiao Ma crossed the river and left, but Yu You didn't seem to need to stay in the convoy.But if Yu You left, where would he find such a reliable jungler?

He can already see the beautiful picture of himself losing points in solo row, so forgive him for not accepting it.

Li Yuexi clicked on the private chat dialog with Yu You for the first time:

[Brother, you don't really want to go to the WeChat area, do you? 】

[He is a newlywed, so he should have a sweet double row. How bad it was for you to be a light bulb in the past.Have you forgotten the fear of being dominated by "bao"? 】

【Brother, what do you think? 】

[Brother woo woo, say something. 】

……

The "beautiful big sister" mentioned by Marco Po is the nanny of Nan Xu's family.The nanny would come to the school every week to deliver medicine to Nan Xu, and today she also brought a stew of medicinal food.The boss ordered her to watch Nan Xu finish his drink before leaving.

It was already late when Nan Xu returned to the dormitory.He didn't check QQ all the time, only to realize that Shiranhuoyue sent him a lot of things, and finally sent a video.

Nan Xu clicked on the video.Marcopo heard the background music and said, "This is a clip of a movie, I've seen it before, it seems to be "Passing Through Your World"."

Shiranui Huoyue turned the heroine's head into Nanxu's QQ avatar, pressed his own profile picture on the male protagonist's head, and helped the male protagonist dub the voice.

In the clip, the hero is dumped by the heroine, and he sends the heroine to a taxi with a forced smile.

The male lead [Shiranhuoyue]: "Brother Ye, it's a good thing we didn't get the certificate. If we get the certificate, I'll waste your whole life."

The heroine [Yu You]: "I'm leaving, take care. Goodbye."

Male protagonist [Shiranuoyue]: "Will we see you again, Brother Ye? When we meet again, you must be happy and happy. From now on, your world will be without me, it doesn't matter, you want to be happy yourself, Brother Ye!"

The taxi started, and the hero [Shiranhuoyue] was lying beside the window with tears in his eyes.

The car is getting faster and faster, the hero [Shiranhuoyue] is running on the bridge at night, running behind the taxi, watching the beloved heroine [Yu You] disappear from his vision.

"Brother Ye! Brother Ye, how can I live without you! Brother Ye!"

"Brother Ye, take me away! Brother Ye!"

"Brother Wild—"

Nan Xu: "..."

Li Yuexi waited anxiously for a reply after posting the video.After a long time, Yu sent a message.

[Yu You:. 】

[Shiranui Yue: Brother Ye! [poor][poor]]

[Yu You: Did you compose the sound yourself? 】

[Shiranhuoyue: Yes, I was hoarse from shouting, and my roommate almost sent me to the hospital for a CT scan of my brain. TvT】

[Yu You: The mood is in place, not bad. 】

【Shiranui Huoyue: Brother, don't go.I will obediently protect you, show you the vision, and call 666 for you.Don't go to the WeChat area, okay? [Hold my thigh and burst into tears.jpg]]

[Yu You: I didn't say I would go. 】

[Shiranui Yue:! ! ! 】

[Yu You: On the number. 】