The Slave Online Dating Guide

Li Yuexi is addicted to the double row with Yu You, Xiaoma Guohe is addicted to the online dating with Tiancha.The two should have drifted away, but Li Yuexi was often frightened by the pony crossing the river.

In the first round of qualifying, Li Yuexi got his natal hero Mai Shiranui.He flashed combos at critical moments, cut off the enemy's double Cs, and ensured the victory of the team battle.

His teammates were all deducting 6, and Li Yuexi said, "Brother Ye, am I good?"

"Great, as expected of my baby."

Li Yuexi shook her hand and almost sent her to the tower.This "baby" cry was pretending to be pampered, artificial and hypocritical, and the sound was not quite right. "Brother, you...?"

Nan Xu: "It's Xiao Ma crossing the river, he just came back."

Li Yuexi smiled and said, "I said so."

Marco Po was on the phone with a full cup of sweet tea, and the content was unbearable, and Li Yuexi was going deaf after hearing a few words sporadically.

Nanxu: "I'll turn off the microphone."

Li Yuexi said gratefully, "Thank you Brother Ye."

After making the phone call, Marco Po met Shang Nanxu's eyes and said, "What kind of eyes are you looking at?"

Nan Xu said, "I don't understand."

"Don't understand what?"

"Online dating."

"There's something incomprehensible. You are now developing a trend of dating online with Huo Yue."

"will not."

Marcobo decided to give his roommate an introductory course on online dating: "You and Huoyue Shuangqian need to turn on the mic, and talk to each other when you turn on the mic. A game lasts an average of ten minutes. If you play three to five games a day, there will be at least one Hours. Do you usually chat with someone for an hour every day? That’s how the relationship between time and time comes.”

Nan Xu said: "The microphone is for communication."

Marcopo said in the tone of a senior professor: "It was like this at the beginning. Gradually, you will start talking about topics other than games and sharing interesting things you encounter in your daily life. Then one day, you suddenly find that she has become your life partner." Part of it, you want to tell her everything. You have to know that sharing daily life is an ambiguous thing."

Nan Xu said coldly: "Speak so fluently, the presentation of professional courses, please."

Marco Po pretended not to hear: "I'm going to be on the number to accompany my baby."

This means that the dormitory cannot stay.Nan Xu took the tablet and prepared to take refuge in the library.Walking out of the dormitory gate, his phone vibrated - Shiranui Huyue sent him a video link.

Except for the last time Shiranhuoyue mistakenly thought that he was going to the WeChat area to swipe the screen on QQ, the private chats between the two were almost all:

[Brother Ye, are you the king? 】

[On the number. 】

[Brother, are you king? 】

【Um. 】

【elder brother? 】

【it is good. 】

【? 】

【. 】

—and so on.This seemed to be the first time Shiranhuoyue approached him about anything other than duo.

[I don't know Huoyue: The new skin of the wild king revealed by Di Chou (Tianmei) is quite handsome. 】

Fortunately, it's just game information, not daily life.

The new skin has a campus style. The boy is dressed in sportswear, with headphones hanging around his neck. He is so handsome and full of vitality.Nan Xu thought of the grassroots of their school.

[Yu You: Like a school grass. 】

[Shiranuoyue: Hahaha, right, many people say that. 】

[Yu You: Yes. 】

[Shiranuoyue: Brother, have you eaten yet? 】

【Yu You:...】

Li Yuexi didn't know what Yu Youyou meant by returning a few points.He didn't care too much, anyway, he just asked casually.

[Yu You: I ate it. 】

The professional league of Glory of Kings is referred to as KPL. The last few games have come to the home court of Li Yuexi's city, and the teams he supports will also come.

In order to grab the tickets, Li Yuexi set the alarm clock, turned on the Internet accelerator, and finally bought two tickets for the front row on Xianyu at three times the original price.

Xue Ding's birthday is approaching, and Li Yuexi invited him to watch the game and have a big meal, as if he was celebrating his birthday in advance.

Before going out, Li Yuexi looked at Xue Ding's T-shirt with a complicated expression: "Can't you change clothes?"

Schroding was wearing a T-shirt customized by the college, with the name and badge of their school printed on it.It's okay to wear it in the college district, and the rate of turning heads is super high when you wear it out.Xue Ding went through it once before. Some people envied him while walking on the road, some thought he was pretending to be invisible, and some asked him if he was interested in being a tutor.

Xue Ding said: "I don't have any other clothes to wear."

Li Yuexi said with disgust: "How long has it been since you washed your clothes?"

"It's not long, just ten days. Why don't you lend me some clothes?"

Li Yuexi glanced at Xue Ding up and down: "Can you wear it?"

"It's hard, old heart."

The e-sports venue is far away from the school. Li Yuexi originally wanted to drive there, but Xue Ding is a senior member of Douban's motion sickness, airsickness and seasickness team. No matter what he sits on for more than 10 minutes, he will definitely feel sick and vomit.

When they were freshmen in their dormitory, they tried a self-driving tour. Every 10 minutes of driving, Li Yuexi had to stop and let Xue Ding rush to the side of the road to vomit.From then on, as long as they traveled far with Xue Ding, they must take the subway.

The two teams playing today are very popular in the league, and it's a holiday, so there are a lot of fans present.Li Yuexi and Xue Ding led a lot of teams around the entrance, and took photos with the cosplayer. When they entered the arena, the auditorium was almost full.

After Li Yuexi sat down, she hugged the team and took a headless photo to post on Qzone.He wants to show off to the dead house netizens: [I heard that some people can't get tickets? [picture]】

As soon as the status was sent, the chat group of [Yu Yuema] flashed up.

[Pony crossing the river: [picture]]

[Little Horse Crossing the River: Yueyue, are you watching the KPL game live?Ahhhhhhhh we are too! 】

Li Yuexi clicked on the photo posted by Xiaoma Guohe. The auditorium was exactly the same as that in front of him. On the big screen, he could even see Xue Ding's strong back.

Li Yuexi suffocated.He felt like a stick in his throat, like a thorn in his back, like sitting on pins and needles, and he didn't dare to look back at all.

Yu and Xiao Ma crossed the river with him in the same city and watched the same match as him?What the hell is this eternal fate!

[Xiaoma crossing the river: Yueyue, let's meet up later. 】

【Little Ma Crossing the River: Don't worry, your Yewang brother and I are both good people. 】

[Xiaoma crossing the river: Your wild king brother is still a handsome man, he will definitely not let you down. 】

I am also a handsome batch, I will definitely let you down!

... I am dead, I have to burn paper.Small things summon souls, big things dig graves.

Li Yuexi decided to play dead.Even though the phone was vibrating and the sky was dark, he didn't even look at it.In a cruel heart, I also uninstalled QQ.There are only a few dozen stars left to reach the goal of King Hundred Stars, and he cannot overturn at this time.

Once the network cable is unplugged, fuck the grievances!

Li Yuexi clearly distinguishes between Two-dimensional and three-dimensional. No matter how good the relationship is, netizens have never added WeChat, let alone face-to-face.

I can call you brother, be your caring little assistant, and make you happy.What?You said you want to meet?That's still free.

Fortunately, the photo he just posted didn't show his face, only his upper body was taken, so it shouldn't reveal anything.

There were cheers in the arena, and it was the players entering the arena.Seeing the player she likes, Li Yuexi got into the mood a little bit.

The game was very exciting, the two sides went back and forth, and after four rounds of fierce fighting, the score was 2:2, and it came to the deciding game.

Before the start of each game, the OB will take shots of the audience seats, usually of girls with good looks.A young lady came into the scene two or three times, and the commentator teased: "The young lady is shy, can the director change someone else to shoot? I see that there are also many handsome young brothers who came to the scene."

As soon as the camera turned, a boy in a black sweater appeared on the screen, looking down at his phone.

A small-scale exclamation erupted, the boy raised his eyes slightly, the camera caught his eyes, and the exclamation completely erupted.

The commentator said: "It's still our director teacher who understands, this wave of operations is full."

Another commentator said: "At this time, I really want to see the barrage."

Li Yuexi turned her head suddenly, then turned her head again, and said in disbelief: "Senior..."

Xue Ding didn't hear clearly: "What?"

"The beauty." Li Yuexi raised her voice, "The beauty is here too!"

"You mean your crush?" Xue Ding looked around, as if expecting the beauty to pop out from somewhere, "Is she there too?"

"I just saw him on the screen," Li Yuexi put her hands on her knees, sitting upright nervously, "he's sitting in the back row."

Xue Ding immediately turned his head and stretched his neck: "Which one is that? Why didn't I see it..."

Li Yuexi was furious: "Don't be so obvious!"

It's been a month ago since I ran into Senior Xindong last time, and I didn't expect to meet him outside the school.For this fate, he would not believe that the senior was not his wife.

He will never be stupid again this time.What seaweed egg drop soup, what mini coke, where to stay cool, what he wants is the contact information of the senior!

Contact information, contact information, contact information, important things are said three times.

The game has already started, he can't disturb the senior now.Wait... He'll go when the game is over.If he fails in today's battle, he will take Xue Ding's surname.

After finally surviving until the end of the game, Li Yuexi couldn't wait to look back, her expression changed—where's the senior? !

Did you leave your seat temporarily, or have you already left?Li Yuexi didn't even care about taking it around, so she ran towards the door.

Xue Ding stopped him: "Where are you going? There is also a post-match interview."

Li Yuexi said anxiously: "The beauty is gone!"

"Fuck? Tell me what clothes the beauty is wearing, and I'll help you find them."

"A black sweater, the one with a hat!"

The two split up, Li Yuexi walked through the main entrance, Xue Ding walked through the side entrance.

Xue Ding looked around, a boy stopped him, pointed to the school badge on his clothes and said: "Schoolmate, buddy."

Xue Ding laughed and said, "Isn't this a coincidence?"

"Dude, have you ever seen a girl in a white Pikachu T-shirt?"

Xue Ding hesitated for a moment and asked, "You mean girls?"

"Yes."

"I haven't seen that."

"Okay, thank you." Marco Po said, "How are you going back to school later? I came by car, and I can take you back by the way."

Xue Ding said: "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."

Marco Po hesitated for a while and asked, "You mean sister?"

"Yes."

"I haven't seen that."