The Slave Online Dating Guide

Li Yuexi frowned, looked down at her lower abdomen, and found that the matter was not simple - why did Yu suddenly stop talking about masculinity?

Ever since he said that he had a boyfriend, no matter how smart and coquettish he was, Yu You didn't even want to be with him in the double row.But now,

Yu You not only gave him skins, but he didn't even mind if his boyfriend was angry.

As we all know, an essential step in becoming a CP in the glory of the king is to give couple skins.

Yu gave him so many couple skins again, because he didn't want to see him and the ace of hearts use couple skins?However, does it matter what skin he uses and Yu?

He seems to have cracked the case.Yu You must have liked Shiranui from the beginning, but because Shiranui has a boyfriend, he can only hide this love in his heart and silently protect his beloved girl.

Huangtian paid off, he waited for the opportunity for Shi Zhihuoyue to quarrel with his boyfriend and have a cold war.

He decided not to bear it anymore, he would rather be a mistress than rob people.

—— Logically connected.

Li Yuexi was so frightened that she went through the chat records of the two of them, and calmed down after reading it.

Put it down, just the tone of Yu You chatting with him, if this is considered love, Xue Ding and Tang Lingchu are already in love with him to death.

However, I don't know if it's his illusion, but after nearly a month, he seems to be less indifferent to him than before.

Before Li Yuexi could figure out how to reply to Yu You, Heart A's application for joining the team came over.

[Heart A: Good evening, sister. 】

[Shiranuoyue: Don't drive, I'll pull someone. 】

Yu thought about it again, he should take it with him.Ask himself, he doesn't want to be alone with the ace of hearts.

[Heart A: It can't be Yu You again, right? 】

【Shiranhuoyue: If you don't want to, I'll go in double row with him. 】

【Heart A: Okay, you can pull him. 】

With a bunch of aces of hearts,

Li Yuexi didn't dare to rank, she was playing matchmaking.There is no bp link in the matchmaking round, grab the hero to see the hand speed.

The remaining two teammates are couples. Yao and Marco Polo were selected respectively. Li Yuexi and the three have not yet chosen a hero.

A of Hearts asked, "Sister, do you play mid laner?"

With lessons learned from the past, Li Yuexi said: "You choose first."

Heart A: "I'll wait until my sister chooses."

Li Yuexi wants to take a mid laner who has no official match and no sisters, such as Nuwa Milady or something.He hadn't made a choice yet, and a scream came from behind him unexpectedly: "My fucking mentality has collapsed!"

Li Yuexi asked: "What's wrong?"

Xue Ding rushed in front of him, hugged him and cried loudly: "I've made a fucking mistake in drawing a card! I paid 1000 dowry and still haven't brought my wife home!"

Li Yuexi said calmly: "It's useless for you to tell me, I can't understand your mood, after all, I haven't drawn cards crookedly."

"Do you hear what you're talking about?" Xue Ding groped Li Yuexi's chest, "Where's your conscience, was it eaten by a dog?!"

"Go away, I have no milk for you."

When Li Yuexi got rid of Xue Ding, the time for hero selection had run out, and the system automatically locked Diao Chan for him.When he saw Lu Bu used for the ace of hearts, his heart stopped.

Leap of Shiranui: Diao Chan—Christmas Love Song

Ace of Hearts: Lu Bu—Christmas Carnival

Yu You: Zhao Yun—Admiral of the Five Tigers · Gentian

Heart A was flattered: "Sister saw that I used Lu Bu, so she chose Diao Chan specially, did she also use a couple skin?"

Li Yuexi: "No! You think too much!"

[Yu You [Zhao Yun]:? ] His skin was given away for free?

Li Yuexi hurriedly said: "I'm sorry Brother Ye, I was sanctioned by my roommate just now!"

The earphones only had the voice of Ace of Hearts gloating: "He seems to have been turned off by his sister."

[Shiranhuoyue [Diao Chan]: Brother Ye, I didn't choose this, it was chosen by the system for me.You believe me. 】

[Yu You [Zhao Yun]: Yes. 】

[Shiranhuoyue [Diao Chan]: Ye Ge is grand. 】

Nan Xu was helpless.A "huh" makes the little liar feel that he is arrogant?I don't know where I learned this ability of observing words and emotions.

Li Yuexi doesn't pay much attention to winning or losing the matching game, but it still has to be fun to play.He saw the ace of hearts being beaten by three people on the confrontation road, and rushed over after clearing the line, and cooperated with the ace of hearts to get the first blood.

Heart A: "My sister's magic thorn is really spiritual, and it makes people feel at ease. Is my sister considering CP?"

Li Yuexi: "No date. I already have a boyfriend who is more handsome than you."

Heart A: "This is not a conflict. Boyfriend is boyfriend, cp is cp. Be confident, you deserve to enjoy the love of two men at the same time."

Li Yuexi: "..."

[Yu You [Zhao Yun]: Go back to your middle lane. 】

[Shiranhuoyue [Diao Chan]: Alright, I won’t be named Diao if I go to fight against Lu to support. 】

[Towards the stars [Marco Polo]: Diao Chan wasn't named Diao in the first place, right? 】

Li Yuexi returned to the middle, and Heart A followed him to the middle.

Li Yuexi: "Go away!"

Heart A: "It's rare to use a couple skin with my sister, I want to stand with my sister more often."

Li Yuexi rolled her eyes, and manipulated Diao Chan into the wild area, circling around Yu You's Zhao Yun.

[Yu You [Zhao Yun]: What are you talking about. 】

[Shiranhuoyue [Diaochan]: I remember that Christmas Diaochan had a line that belonged to Lu Bu, "Brother Zilong, even though the world is far apart, Xiaochan is still..."]

[Recently you and I [Yao]: Is Diao Chan's network 2G?At the request of the majority of Lu Bu players, this line has long been canceled by the official. 】

[Shiranhuoyue [Diao Chan]: Then can I dub it myself? 】

Nan Xu played with the headset: "You deserve it."

Li Yuexi cleared her throat and said, "Even though she is acting as a lover with others, Xiaoyue still has her three-dimensional boyfriend in her heart. Xiaoyue must guard her boyfriend like a jade."

Nan Xu said indifferently, "Really."

Li Yuexi: "But in the Canyon of Kings, Xiaoyue always just wants to score points with Brother Yewang! Brother Yewang, the best partner!"

Nan Xu was coaxed into a laugh: "It's a good match."

Li Yuexi: "Brother Ye Wang, can you give me this father Lan?"

Nan Xu: "..."

At the end of the game, Li Yuexi poked the calculator at the skin mall, and calculated that Yu You gave him almost [-] skins in total.

He transferred money to Yu You on QQ, but Yu You only replied "sleep" and went offline without confirming the payment.Yu You will definitely not receive the money, and the money will be automatically returned to his account when the time comes.

Li Yuexi had a plan in mind, and clicked on the dialog box to cross the river with Xiaoma.

[You transfer 2999 yuan to Xiaoma Guohe. ] The extra money should be regarded as Yu Youyou's hard work in bringing him up.

[Little Horse Crossing the River:? ? ? 】

【Xiaoma crossing the river: Yueyue, what do you mean by this? 】

[Shiranui Yue: Brother Ye gave me a few sets of skins, I can't take his for nothing.You keep the money for him, don't say I gave it to you. 】

[Little Horse Crossing the River: Then I'll tell him, I'm in a good mood today, reward him with 3000 yuan? 】

【Shiranui: You can use this money to buy him a Valentine's Day gift. 】

[Little Horse Crossing the River: Do you want me to give gifts to same-sex roommates on Valentine's Day? [Are you kidding me.jpg]]

[Shiranhuoyue: Then find an excuse to treat him to dinner, and just spend the money on him. 】

【Little Ma Crossing the River: Understood, this matter is on my shoulders. 】

On the weekend, Zhou Lili went back to the dormitory and asked Li Yuexi to have a big meal by name.Xue Ding said: "Why don't I and Zhenjun have a share, aren't we worthy?"

Zhou Lili said: "The last time Yueyue appeared in my live broadcast, a krypton guy paid tens of thousands of rewards for Yueyue. He said it was not easy for him to score, let me treat him to a good meal."

Xue Ding opened his mouth wide in shock: "I also showed up in your live broadcast a few times, how come no one gave me tens of thousands of rewards!"

Zhou Lili squinted at him: "Are you sure you want me to tell you the answer?"

Li Yuexi was also quite surprised: "There is still this matter? Why did you just tell me."

Zhou Lili said: "The proceeds are not credited to the account, and half of the platform will be distributed. But the remaining money is enough for you to eat."

Li Yuexi was in a delicate mood: "Except for my dad, no one has ever given me so much money."

Zhou Lili asked, "Then do you want to recognize him as your father?"

"Just kidding, am I that kind of person?" Li Yuexi thought for a while and said, "Can you start a live broadcast later?"

"Krypton treats you to dinner, what kind of live broadcast will I broadcast?"

"Come on, if my dad comes, I'll just thank him."

Zhou Lili choked speechlessly: "Can you have a bit of dignity as a rich second generation?"

Li Yuexi didn't care at all: "Say dad for tens of thousands of yuan, it's you, don't you call?"

Xue Ding agreed: "Yueyue is right - I can fucking bankrupt him."

"Let's go together," Li Yuexi said, "It's my treat."

The four of them went to a western food restaurant with a four-figure average per capita.The last dessert served was chocolate made of peaches, which looked very realistic.Li Yuexi took a photo and sent it to Nan Xu.

[Orange leaps to the right: [picture]]

[Orange Right Leap: Senior, guess what this is? 】

[Narrative: Peach. 】

[Ju Youyue: No, it's chocolate. [Didn't expect it.jpg]]

[Syria: I didn't expect it.Eating out? 】

[Ju Youyue: Mmm, with my roommate.The taste of this store is not bad, I will bring you here next time.Did you have meal? 】

[Remarks: [Picture] is eating. 】

Nan Xu was also outside, looking at the photos, he was eating some kind of exquisite Chinese food.On a small plate, a piece of cabbage with "flowers" is carefully placed.

[Ju Youyue: The senior didn't say who he ate with...]

[Number: Also a roommate.He insisted on a treat out of nowhere. 】

It's Marco Polo, that's all right.

Li Yuexi sent the photo to the team group again: [[Picture] What is this? 】

【Lin: This must not be a peach, but a cake, right? 】

【Shiranuoyue: The answer is correct, but not completely correct. 】

[Yu You: Chocolate. 】

[Shiranui Yue:! ! ! 】

[Shiranui Huoyue: Brother Wild King is amazing! 】

Nan Xu smiled silently.

[Yu You: I'm sorry. 】

Nan Xu and Marco Po went out to eat together, that is purely eating.The two sat facing each other, each playing with their mobile phones.

Marco Po is watching KPL's live broadcast.He saw the system prompting that no one from inside and outside started the broadcast, and said: "Li Yuexi's roommate is live broadcasting, it's still eating and broadcasting."

Then Li Yuexi should also show up.Nan Xu clicked on the live broadcast room, and saw four people in 438 sitting neatly, and her husband had already appeared on the barrage.

[The black denim jacket my roommate brother [second from left] is wearing looks so cool, do you have a link? 】

[Hahahahaha [second from left] what the hell, so rigorous. 】

【Husband stickers~】

[Can you stop calling other people's husbands all the time, it's not annoying to call you every day, you have no quality at all. 】

It's rare to see a rational barrage, and Nan Xu also gave a thumbs up if he didn't go smoothly.

The second half of the sentence floated across the screen: [What's more, this is my husband, sisters, please save face and don't make such jokes about your brother-in-law. 】

Nan Xu calmly canceled the praise.