The Slave Online Dating Guide

After Zhou Lili introduced the three guests to the fans, he pointed the camera at his dishes and said, "Today, I will make a temporary visit to everyone. This French restaurant has one Michelin star. I ordered a 1888 set meal , first let's look at the appetizers..."

[Inviting roommates to eat Western food at 2k per capita, it's a good thing. 】

[The instant noodles in his hand are instantly stale. 】

[The wife in my arms is still very fragrant. 】

Zhou Lili smiled and said, "It's not my treat, it's my roommate's brother's treat—to be precise, it's the third boss's treat."

Xue Ding interrupted: "Is the boss still there? My roommate brother said he wanted to call you Dad."

Li Yuexi said coldly: "I'm afraid you have a serious illness."

"Why, you didn't say that yourself."

Hi Lao Tzukou, can't you hear me? !

Nan Xu glanced at the list of rewards, and the third on the list was actually himself.

nx: [Father forget it. 】

"The boss is here." Zhou Lili gave Li Yuexi a sympathetic look, "Do you have any needs for your roommate brother?"

[Wife, let him call you wife! 】

[It's hard to make a male god call his wife,

But it was even harder to hear him call husband.Does the boss understand what I mean? 】

Li Yuexi tensed her body.If nx really wants him to call his wife, will he?

No, he would be too sorry for the senior if he called out.At worst, he returned the reward to the boss, so it's not a big problem.

nx: [Call me brother. 】

Li Yuexi breathed a sigh of relief, calling his brother was his daily routine.He smiled and shouted vigorously to the camera: "Brother!"

【666, the kryptonites know how to play. 】

[Is it just me who thinks this "brother" is not right?I can't tell you the specifics, anyway, Zhang Fei wouldn't call Liu Bei that. 】

【You are not alone. 】

Li Yuexi: "Thank you brother for the reward. But my living expenses can feed myself, and my brother will not have to spend any more in the future."

Marco Po wondered: "Li Yuexi usually looks at a straight man, why is he called brother so cute?"

Nan Xu tipped five magic boxes to the host and said, "No one else, but you are familiar with your mouth."

Sure enough, he still likes Li Yuexi more than his brother who doesn't know Huoyue.

Before the start of the elective class, Li Yuexi was lying on the table, staring at the phone intently.

Tang Lingchu asked: "Yueyue, are you waiting for someone's message?"

Li Yuexi said "hmm".Half an hour ago, he sent a message to Nan Xu saying that the new maocai in a canteen was delicious, but Nan Xu never replied to him.

Xue Ding: "Who is it? Could it be the object of your heart?"

Li Yuexi didn't say a word, Xue Ding took him as the default: "It's not easy, you finally added her WeChat?"

He not only added WeChat, but also drank other people's soup, invited them to the zoo, and took advantage of his sprained ankle.

This progress is considered fast for men and women, but it is obviously not enough for two boys.For example, Xue Ding and Tang Lingchu both wore the same pair of underwear, but Ji couldn't do it.

Maybe in Nan Xu's eyes, he is just an ordinary junior who likes to make friends.

It was so difficult and mournful, and he didn't want to chase anymore.

As soon as the screen lit up, Nan Xu finally replied to him.

[Remarks: I just saw that I was swimming just now. 】

[Remarks: Is there any non-spicy maocai? 】

Nan Xu stood in front of the locker and replied to Li Yuexi's message, his hair was still dripping.In theory, he should take a hot bath right away, otherwise he will catch a cold easily.

Swimming is relatively mild exercise, as long as the speed is controlled well, it will not cause too much burden on his body.

[Ju Youyue: I don't know, I'll ask next time. 】

[Ju Youyue: Well, senior, you forgot to say who you went with. [stay]】

Nan Xu was puzzled—is this something that must be reported?

[Narrative: One person. 】

【Say: I'm going to take a shower. 】

Li Yuexi stared at Nan Xu's last sentence, and asked Xue Ding: "The other party said to take a bath just after a few words, what does that mean?"

Xue Ding said: "It means that she will not come back after washing."

Li Yuexi: "..." Really, he should give up as soon as possible.

Nanxu didn't wait for Li Yuexi's reply, but the team had a big news.

[Squad leader: Newcomers are here. @心桃a]

[Angela Stomach:? ? 】

[I don't know Huoyue:? ? ? ? 】

[Little Horse Crossing the River: What the hell? ! 】

[Heart A: Hello everyone, I will be a member of the Hairline Protection Association in the future, please give me more advice. 】

[Squad Leader: Heart A said that he wanted to turn to the light and beat up his old club for us.After discussing with the deputy team, I decided to give him a chance. 】

[Lin: Don't ask, asking is all for the city champion. [Light a cigarette]]

[Angela's belly: The captain and deputy team are also old slaves. 】

[Shiranhuoyue: Are you sure he's not an insider? 】

[Heart A: How can sister say that, I can come here for you. 】

[Shiranui Huoyue: [Do you think I care about you.jpg]]

[Lin: Yes, sister, let you keep a high ground, I didn't expect you to steal the crystal directly.However, my old lady's ugly words are in front of me.Yueyue has a boyfriend, she doesn't know how to date online.If you joined our team just to chase her, get out of here early. 】

[Heart A: Sister Lin is still as fierce as ever.To be honest, I changed teams mainly because I got tired of staying in Tsinghua.The girls there have sweet voices, but their skills are not as good as yours. 】

【Lin: [White Eyes] Who cares about you.In short, as long as Yueyue says you harass her, I will kick you out immediately. 】

The corners of Li Yuexi's mouth raised slightly when he saw it, it felt so good to be protected by his sisters.superior

The class bell rang, and just as he was about to lock the screen of his phone, a new message popped up.He read it several times to make sure that he read it correctly, the message was sent by Yu Youyou.

[Yu You: What do you like about her? 】

[Heart A: She is skilled.Among the female players I know, her skills can be ranked in the top three. 】

[Yu You: Lin technology is also good. 】

[Lin: Don't cue, thank you. 】

[Heart A: Well, I admit, I fell into the trap after seeing this photo. [picture]】

The picture is the half-selfie in Li Yuexi's QQ space, only showing a pair of eyes.

[Heart A: My sister's eyes are so beautiful. 】

[Angela's belly: It's still big, with long eyelashes, the standard eyes of the heroine of Qiong Yao drama. [envious]】

[Heart a: Anyway, I was poked to xp and fell. 】

[Yu You: What does xp mean. 】

[I don't know the fire leap: windows

The abbreviation of XP system.Brother Ye ignored him. 】

As long as the context is connected, Li Yuexi knows that Li Yuexi is lying.Nan Xu went to search the Internet, and the answer he got was a little uncomfortable.

He put down his phone and went to take a shower.As the hot water poured down, he closed his eyes, thinking of Li Yuexi's eyes that lit up when he saw him that night when he went to the basketball court.

There should be quite a few people who fell into the pit because of the big eyes of the little liar.

After Heart A joined Hairline, he diligently helped the team score, provided the team with the old club's battle plan, and gave out a few red envelopes in the group from time to time.

Hairline didn't have any deep hatred with him at first, but in a few days, the old team member Tao Ge Tao brother called him.

According to Heart A, Tsinghua really likes to play team games in the middle of the night, and will also recruit professional teams, technical anchors to assist in the battle, old hell.

The squad leader was irritated. On Saturday, he asked in the group if there was a dog who stayed up all night and beat him all night.

[Shiranuoyue: I don't think it's possible to stay overnight, but it's okay to stay up for one or two o'clock. 】

[Yu You: Staying up late hurts your body, think twice. 】

【Lin: You don’t have to suffer a little longer at the age of 20, but you won’t be able to endure it when you’re old. Count me in. 】

[Angela Stomach: Is that still a fixed team of five of us? 】

[Squad Leader: Brother Xu can't do it, he needs to rest early. 】

[Heart A: He can do what he can.The rooster does not crow, and I do not sleep. 】

【Shiranuoyue: Then you must not be tall. 】

[Yu You: Yes, I wish you a happy score. 】

The body is important, there is no need to disrupt the routine for the game.With lin present, the ace of hearts would not dare to flirt with the flames.

Nan Xu's routine has always been regular, and when it's time to sleep, he can fall asleep within 10 minutes of closing his eyes.Tonight may be because it was raining outside, and the rain was so loud that he didn't fall asleep for a long time.

Those five people form a team, there is a high probability that Li Yuexi will play the shooter, and Heart A will play the wild.In order to please Li Yuexi, heart A will give up the first red buff...

Really unable to sleep, Nan Xu got up and took a sip of water.Looking at the phone, it's past zero.Not only did the rain not stop, but it became heavier and heavier.

Marco Po said, "Are you still asleep?"

"By the way, I just saw Yueyue say in the group that their dormitory is haunted. I laughed so hard, why is every dormitory haunted."

Nanxu opened the team group, staying up all night and continuing to refresh the screen.At first, it was Shiranui Yue who said that he heard a strange sound and wanted to check it out with his roommate.He also said that if he didn't come back within 10 minutes, remember to burn the paper for him.

[Heart a: 10 minutes has come, is sister still there? 】

[Squad leader: There are strange stories about girls' high schools. 】

[Lin: Are you still in the mood to joke? ! 】

[Squad Leader: Otherwise?You don't really think there are ghosts in the world. 】

Nan Xu put on his clothes and took his umbrella: "I'll go out for a while."

Before leaving the dormitory, Tang Lingchu took some time to draw a talisman for each of the three people.Li Yuexi walked in the front, and Xue Ding became a ball between him and Tang Lingchu.

At this time, the dormitory has been cut off.It was pitch black, coupled with the wind and rain outside, and the faint whispers and sobbing sounds, Xue Ding's mental value went crazy, and he grabbed Li Yuexi's arm and shook.

The sobbing came from the public toilet.The three of them huddled in the toilet, and the wind slammed the windows.Xue Ding asked: "Where is it?"

Tang Lingchu whispered, "It seems to be coming from the third compartment."

Xue Ding poked Li Yuexi: "Yueyue, open the door and have a look."

Li Yuexi moved cautiously to the front of the cubicle, pushed the door open, and mouthed, "It's locked."

Xue Ding said: "You only need to work hard, leave the rest to Miracle."

Li Yuexi took a deep breath and was about to kick the door when a hoarse voice sounded: "No...don't go...don't go..."

"Ahhhh——" Xue Ding let out a high-decibel scream that he would never be able to shout under normal circumstances, pushed Tang Lingchu who was blocking him behind him, and rushed out of the toilet.

"Damn it—" Li Yuexi and Tang Lingchu were not frightened by the "ghost", but they were frightened by Xue Ding, so they instinctively ran away.

Li Yuexi was the last one to run out.He saw a person in front of him, thought it was Xue Ding, and didn't brake, but bumped into a cool embrace with a faint smell of Chinese medicine.

The man groaned when he hit him, and it seemed that it took a lot of effort to stabilize himself without retreating.