The Slave Online Dating Guide

Li Yuexi drank the milk tea he bought for Nanxu and walked on campus, her mouth was sweet and her heart was stuffy.

He has liked Nan Xu for so long, but now he knows that Nan Xu is a sick beauty.

When he saw Nanxu before, he only thought that she had a good-looking face, taller than him, with obvious collarbones, fair skin, and long eyelashes. He never thought that he had a physique that often fell ill.

He also invited Nan Xu to eat fried chicken and took him to the zoo, is he an idiot?

But he has never seen Nan Xu sick.

Li Yuexi had mixed feelings, but he was sure of one thing, he would not dislike Nan Xu because of his poor health.

On the contrary, he seems to like Nan Xu more.Unlike his parents' fragile love, his love is very solid.

Wuwuwuwu, his senior is so delicate and thin, he really wants to make him fat, preferably so fat that he can't even see his collarbone.

Anyway, no matter how heavy his wife is, he can hold her.

Li Yuexi was a depressed group, and the straw of the milk tea was bitten by him.Back in the dormitory, he disassembled the new mobile phone that Nan Xu had given him, and transferred the data from the old mobile phone to the new mobile phone.

This is the first gift Nan Xu gave him, and he must use it to do a great job.

Li Yuexi logs into Glory of Kings.He wasn't in the mood to play games, he just came up to test the performance of his phone.

Yu You was also online and sent him a team application.

【Shiranuoyue: Brother Ye, I won't fight today. 】

[Yu You: It's already online, why don't you call. 】

【Shiranuoyue: I'm in a bad mood...】

Nan Xu frowned.Xiaoshou Xing was fine at noon, why was he unhappy at night.

[Yu You: What happened. 】

[Shiranuoyue: I don't want to say. (˙-˙)]

[Yu You: Let's play two rounds.You'll be happier if you win. 】

[Shiranui Huoyue: All right. 】

Entering the game, Li Yuexi saw that she was on the fifth floor, and then looked at the commonly used heroes of other teammates.

Okay, another round of support.boring, uninteresting.

After Li Yuexi banned the hero, he poured a glass of water and came back. The hero has almost been selected.He was a little surprised to see that Yu had chosen Mai Shiranui again on the first floor.

Yu You's most frequently played position is jungler, followed by top laner and shooter, and he rarely plays mid laner and support.

The shooter is a Sun Shangxiang.In order to assist the shooter, Li Yuexi took out the real Taiyi.Sun Shangxiang is a late-stage hero, and only with a high economy can he give full play to his advantages.

Taiyi Zhenren's passive is to increase the economy of nearby teammates, and his ultimate move can revive teammates, which is a perfect match with Sun Shangxiang.This game is to play a core shooter lineup.

[Morning Wind Difficult Hangover [Sun Shangxiang]: Turn on the voice, turn on the voice, and communicate with the high-end bureau. 】

Li Yuexi didn't want to talk much, but she still turned on the voice to listen to her teammates discuss tactics.

Nanxu: "Yueyue."

Li Yuexi: "Huh?"

Nan Xu: "Change the hero."

[Yu wants to exchange heroes with you.After the exchange, you will get Mai Shiranui. 】

Li Yuexi realized later - Yu You's Mai Shiranui took it for him.

Li Yuexi: "I can use any hero."

Nan Xu: "Use what you like, and I'll make up for it."

Li Yuexi: "It doesn't have to be like this."

Nan Xu: "Don't you want to get a national standard for your life—cough."

Li Yuexi: "Think! Brother Ye, do you have a cold too?"

Nan Xu: "A little bit."

Li Yuexi: "Then we won't fight once we win a game, you go to bed early."

Nan Xu laughed: "Okay."

Li Yuexi and Nan Xu exchanged heroes. He played Mai Shiranui as a mid laner, and Nan Xu played as an assistant Taiyi Zhenren.At the beginning of the game, Taiyi Zhenren followed Wu Shiranui to the middle lane to grab the line as usual.

The screen of the new phone is bigger than the old one. Li Yuexi tried the feel of the arrow keys, which made Mai Shiranui sway left and right.Daoist Taiyi paused for half a second, followed by Huo Wu and swayed from side to side.

Chenfeng's hard hangover [Sun Shangxiang]: "Smelly couple, it's too much. Taiyi, you won't just be with your wife and not me."

Nan Xu: "It won't be..."

Li Yuexi: "We are not lovers. Brother Ye, you go with Sun Shangxiang."

Nan Xu: "Well, be careful yourself."

Mai Shiranui cuts the back row very well, and has little advantage in laning.

Opposite is the early stage lineup. Before the core equipment comes out, they should avoid battle as much as possible, and keep the tower and clear the line to develop steadily.

The other party saw that they wanted to protect Sun Shangxiang four times and protect Sun Shangxiang, and did not want to give Sun Shangxiang a chance to develop, so they targeted Sun Shangxiang to death in the early stage.

The support on the opposite side is Da Qiao, who can quickly switch lanes.Da Qiao summoned his teammates to the development road with a big move.

Li Yuexi's support speed is not as fast as that of Da Qiao's system, and Sun Shangxiang and Taiyi real people can't beat two-on-five at all.

Sun Shangxiang was arrested a few times and didn't have a long memory.Li Yuexi sent a signal to remind him that the enemy disappeared, but he still moved forward.

Sure enough, he was arrested again.Even with Taiyi Zhenren's passive skills, Sun Shangxiang's economy is very average, and the damage can't be dealt at all.

They were caught in a big headwind.

Xue Ding came back after receiving the courier and said, "Yueyue, I bought two new bottles of facial cleanser, and I will give you one bottle."

Generally speaking, Li Yuexi will turn off the microphone when her roommate is around.But right now when the team battle is fierce, he really can't spare to turn off the mic.

Li Yuexi said twice perfunctorily: "Hmm."

"I'll try it first to see if it works." Xue Ding saw the gift box Li Yuexi put on the table, "Use the deer hairband that brother Xu gave you."

"oh oh."

"Ah, it's so tight." Xue Ding's facial features were distorted by the tight headband, "I can't take it anymore."

Sun Shangxiang was the first to be cut to death, and Taiyi's big move pulled him up.He rolled onto the enemy's face with a skill, and output again as soon as he stood up.

As soon as the shooter fell, the others were left with blood, and the team battle was basically declared a failure. Li Yuexi stopped the loss and retreated in time, and was finally scraped to death by Jiang Ziya on the opposite side.

Li Yuexi said "fuck": "It's disgusting, I must ban Jiang Ziya in the next game."

"Fuck Yueyue save me! I feel like my eyebrows are going to be strangled!"

Li Yuexi looked up at Xue Ding.I saw the fawn's headband stuck on his big head, strangling him so that his face was flushed. "Is it really that tight?"

"Don't you feel tight?"

"I tried it once, it doesn't matter."

"Then you are relaxed?"

Li Yuexi felt that Xue Ding's words sounded weird, and subconsciously said: "You are so loose because your head is too big. If you think it is too tight, don't use it. I don't want to be broken by you."

Nan Xu: "..."

Other teammates: "...wow."

Li Yuexi rescued Xue Ding, and when he returned to the game, he just came back to life, and only the sound effects of the game remained in the earphones.

Li Yuexi: "Why don't you talk anymore? How to fight next."

Nan Xu: "...Your microphone is not turned off."

Li Yuexi: "Oh, I was talking to my roommate just now." He turned on the voice changer, Xue Ding's voice was processed by the voice changer, and it was a girl's voice when it was transmitted to his teammates, so don't panic.

Nan Xu: "...that's not the point."

Li Yuexi: "How did Sun Shangxiang move in that wave just now, rolling in the assassin's face?"

Chenfeng's Unresolved Hangover [Sun Shangxiang]: "They watch me too closely. You have to protect me."

Popo Princess Dumei [Lian Po]: "My lord laughed. We haven't protected you yet, the mages have rushed to you to help you take the damage. I blame my teammates for not protecting you, how can I be so embarrassing."

Chenfeng's Unresolved Hangover [Sun Shangxiang]: "I don't want to say it directly, but I don't lack such a star."

The king is not honored [Pangu]: "Laughing, now anyone really dares to make four guarantees one."

Chenfeng is difficult to solve the hangover [Sun Shangxiang]: "Then you don't want to protect it, anyway, I won't export if no one protects you. You are so awesome, four to five will definitely be fine."

It's time to throw each other's pots again.Li Yuexi could see that Sun Shangxiang's level was average, but they spent so much resources to ensure the development of the shooter. If Sun Shangxiang really didn't join the team, they would probably lose.

Li Yuexi: "Taiyi and I will protect you, and you should also pay attention to your position."

Chenfeng's Unresolved Hangover [Sun Shangxiang]: "Look at my mood."

Li Yuexi: ...that idiot.

When the wind is down, Li Yuexi tends to play steadily; when the wind is headed, he will play aggressively, fighting for a chance.

Especially with a hero who can show off like Mai Shiranui, he must not be cowardly, and he can use his life to replace a shooter on the opposite side, which is all earned.

The five people on the opposite side pushed up the ground in a group. Li Yuexi hid his vision for nearly 2 minutes and circled behind the enemy.On the opposite side was another old tactic, which cut Sun Shangxiang to the point where only a trace of blood remained.

He saw the opportunity, successfully entered the arena relying on flash and displacement, and caught the opponent by surprise.

Mai Shiranui's set of damage is full, double kill the opposite shooter and support, and she has residual blood, and assassin A will die in one hit.

Chenfeng's hard hangover [Sun Shangxiang]: "Taiyi, save the resurrection for me!"

Shiranui Wu and Sun Shangxiang fell almost at the same time, but Taiyi Zhenren's ultimate move can only revive one teammate.

Seeing himself standing up, Li Yuexi immediately used displacement to distance himself from the enemy.After the skill cd is finished, it's another set, take away Jiang Ziya on the opposite side, and kill three times.

Chenfeng's hard hangover [Sun Shangxiang]: "What the hell, stop playing, you don't deserve to win."

The enemy regiment is destroyed, there is a line of troops, even if Sun Shangxiang hangs up, they can't stop their victory.

Li Yuexi: "Oh, we just won, are you angry?"

At the end of the game, both Li Yuexi and Nan Xu reported Sun Shangxiang.Sun Shangxiang only hung up the phone in the last half minute, and the system couldn't judge his hanging up behavior immediately.

Li Yuexi reported him for verbal abuse and interference with normal games, and the system quickly sent him an email.

[Real-time monitoring by the voice system of Glory of Kings shows that you have [bad voice] behavior in a game (using the hero- Mai Shiranui), the customer service has reviewed the chat records of the game, and the [bad voice] behavior is true, Deduct 5 credit points and ban for 24 hours. 】

Li Yuexi read it twice and was sure he was right—he was banned by the system? !

"What the hell, I was officially banned!"

Xue Ding saw the news that Li Yuexi was banned, and asked curiously, "Why?"

Li Yuexi said blankly: "I don't know, I didn't scold anyone." He recalled, he didn't speak much in that round, where did the bad voice come from?

Tang Lingchu guessed: "Is the official misjudgment?"

"It must be." Li Yuexi was in a bad mood at first, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, "I am a law-abiding krypton gold player, and I almost never scold my mother when I swear. Why should I be wronged like this? I don't accept it, I want to appeal!"