The Slave Online Dating Guide

One of the charms of the game Krypton Gold is that there is a high-level exclusive customer service for you 24 hours a day.

Li Yuexi called the customer service and wanted to complain outrageously, but the customer service girl's voice was too soft and polite, so he managed not to get angry, but just narrated what happened coldly.

Li Yuexi: "I didn't insult my teammates, and I didn't attack personally. My Fang, Sun Shangxiang, was the one who made bad remarks. Please check it out, and don't wrong good people."

Customer service: "My dear, the system judges that your illegal voice is suspected pornographic information."

Li Yuexi was full of question marks: "Where am I pornographic??? You show the evidence, and I will listen."

The customer service asked him to wait for a few minutes and called him back: "I'm very sorry dear, it is indeed that our system detected keywords here and caused a misjudgment. We will immediately withdraw your punishment and give you a skin experience cards and 500 diamonds as compensation. Do you think it is okay?"

Li Yuexi: "Then I want the experience card of the Glory Collection skin."

Customer service: "...which one do you want?"

Li Yuexi: "Thank you for Wu Zetian's Nyx oracle."

Customer service: "...OK."

Li Yuexi: "By the way, what did I report Sun Shangxiang?"

Customer service: "After our review of the chat records of the game, the bad voice behavior of the player [Chenfeng Puzzling Hangover] is true, and 10 credit points will be deducted and he will be banned for 72 hours."

Li Yuexi: "Excuse me, can your reporting system be improved? I spent so much effort to report my teammates, and I'm done with deduction of points and bans?"

Customer service: "If the credit points are deducted, you will not be able to participate in the peak competition."

Li Yuexi couldn't help complaining: "Then if I'm just a diamond game, what's the use of preventing them from playing the top game?! Where did they get the top game!"

Customer service: "We will record your suggestion in the register, is there anything else I can help you with?"

Li Yuexi: "..."

Nan Xu was led by Li Yuexi to lie down and won a game,

Drank the medicine and prepared to sleep.Before going to bed, he swiped through Moments and saw Li Yuexi posted a Moments: [What is the meaning of the existence of the King of Glory reporting system? [Smile]】

The little liar still seemed to be in a bad mood.

Nan Xu sent a WeChat message.

[Number: I haven't slept yet. 】

Li Yuexi saw Nanxu's WeChat message,

Straightened his back: [Ready to sleep.Go to bed early, senior, don't kick the quilt at night. 】

【Say: Do you want to go out to play tomorrow? 】

Fuck, Nan Xu is asking him out on his own initiative.

[Orange Right Leap: Yes!Where does the senior want to go? 】

The first time Nan Xu took the initiative to ask someone out, he was questioned.He asked Marco Po: "Do you know what two people usually do on a date?"

Marco Po said: "Usually just eating,

Watch a movie and do what you love. "

[Remark: Go to the shopping mall to eat, watch movies, and do things. 】

[Orange leaps to the right: emmm]

Tomorrow is the weekend, there must be many people in the mall, and can Nan Xu's stomach eat those things outside?

[Orange Right Leap: Senior, I have to do my homework tomorrow. 】

...was rejected.Nanxu hadn't sent a "yes" yet, but Li Yuexi sent another message.

[Ju Youyue: So, are you willing to accompany me to the library? 】

The two made an appointment to meet in the library.Li Yuexi carried a backpack, which looked very heavy.Nan Xu only brought a tablet.

Nan Xu asked, "Do you have a lot of homework to do?"

Li Yuexi said: "I don't have much homework, but I bring a lot of things."

Nan Xu nodded: "Architecture, understand."

"I'm not trying to draw a picture... Anyway, let's find a place first."

Nan Xu saw two connected positions: "There are."

Li Yuexi stood by the seat and felt it, and said: "This place is facing the central air conditioner, and the wind is a bit cold. Let's look for it again."

Nan Xu raised his eyebrows and followed behind Li Yuexi.

Li Yuexi made a lot of choices, and chose two locations with suitable temperature and bright light.He and Nan Xu sat facing each other, the table was not too wide, and he could touch the person opposite him with a little stretch of his legs.

Li Yuexi raised her head to look at Nan Xu from time to time, and if she looked closely, she could see a trace of haggardness on Nan Xu's face.Nan Xu held a capacitive pen in his hand, his fingers were white and slender, with well-defined joints, which seemed to be easier to break than that pen.

Nan Xu laughed at him: "Don't look at me, do your homework."

Li Yuexi asked: "Senior, do you want to drink water?"

Nan Xu thought it was Li Yuexi who wanted to drink, and said, "I'm going to buy water."

"No need." Li Yuexi took out a thermos from her bag, "I brought water."

Nan Xu thought that Li Yuexi was the kind of boy who was afraid of trouble, would take as little as he could when he went out, and bought what he needed temporarily, but he didn't expect that he would carry a thermos with him in summer.

Li Yuexi poured a glass of water and handed it to Nan Xu: "Senior, please."

"For me?"

"correct."

The water is warm water, the temperature is just right, and there are small red grains floating in the water. "This... is wolfberry?"

Li Yuexi said seriously: "I have been staying up too late recently, and my body is a little weak, and I need to make up for it. I have no choice but to soak goji berries in a thermos."

"You're only 19 years old."

"It's not a bad thing to make up in advance."

Nan Xu silently took a sip of wolfberry water.

It didn't take long for Nan Xu to discover that the little liar didn't come to concentrate on his homework.He moved here, looked there, and drew caterpillars on the sketchbook.After finally reading a page of the book, he started flipping through his schoolbag again.

"Senior, are you hungry? Do you want some fruit?"

Nan Xu looked at the apple in Li Yuexi's hand and said, "Can you perform that?"

Without knowing it, Li Yuexi went in: "Which one?"

"You break it apart, we are half of each other."

"But, I brought two apples." As he spoke, Li Yuexi took out another apple from his backpack.

Nan Xu said, "I can't finish one, half of it is fine."

"Then wait a minute." He had already washed the apples.He wiped his hands, and as soon as he exerted force on his hands, the apple was neatly broken into two halves, "Here you are."

Nan Xu took half of the apple: "Thank you."

Perhaps the little liar is really not here to do homework, he is here to make people happy.

Li Yuexi watched his wife while touching fish, and by the way finished the week's homework.As the library closes, music is played in the library to remind students to leave the library.The two packed up their things and left, only to find that it was raining heavily outside when they reached the door.

Li Yuexi couldn't help but sigh at her wit.He put an umbrella in his schoolbag to take Nan Xu back to his dormitory.

The staff in charge of playing music in the library seems to be a lover of little love songs, and they are full of sweet little love songs.

【Looking forward, looking forward to you discovering my love, omnipresent, my natural care】

[Your existence, the direction of telepathy, I can see it at a glance, it is because of love]

Li Yuexi suddenly didn't want to leave.

At night, the library, little love songs, the fishy smell of rain and the faint smell of medicine.

Li Yuexi looked at the rain curtain all over the sky, and said: "Senior, the first time we met, it was like this."

Nan Xu said "hmm".To be precise, that was the second meeting.But the first meeting was a long time ago, and the little liar probably doesn't remember it either.

"It really seems." Li Yuexi said with a smile, "According to the script last time, someone should suddenly appear at this time to give us an umbrella."

As soon as the words fell, a girl's voice sounded: "Nanxu!"

Li Yuexi froze.No way, it's really according to the script!

Seeing Chu Lin walking towards them, Nan Xu said, "It's my classmate."

Li Yuexi said politely, "Hello, senior."

Chu Lin was both surprised and delighted: "You, hello."

Li Yuexi felt that senior sister's voice was nice and familiar, and asked doubtfully, "Senior sister, have we talked before?"

Chu Lin excitedly said, "I've watched every basketball game of yours! You must have heard my cheers for you!"

Li Yuexi suddenly realized: "So it is!"

Nan Xu: Hehe.

"Did senior sister not bring an umbrella? I have an umbrella in my schoolbag, you can use it."

"No need, my best friend has come to pick me up."

Li Yuexi followed Chu Lin's gaze, and saw a girl who failed to perm her head.Chu Lin really wanted to have a few more words with the male god, but she couldn't keep her girlfriends waiting. "I'll go first, come on for the Academy Cup final!"

Li Yuexi smiled and said, "Thank you, sister."

Nan Xu: "..."

Chu Lin was shocked and at a loss: "What did you call me?"

The air is full of embarrassment, and Yu just wants to be silent after hearing this.

After Li Yuexi realized what she said, she died on the spot, her face blushing. "Senior sister's voice is very similar to that of one of my older sisters, so I..."

What is it like to be called a sister by a male god?Don't ask, it's complicated.

Chu Lin bid them farewell with an awkward yet polite smile.Li Yuexi covered her face and said dejectedly, "I don't want to live anymore, goodbye to the world."

Nan Xu laughed: "Not at all."

"As for..."

Nan Xu raised his hand and put it on Li Yuexi's hair: "Let's go, I'll hold the umbrella."

Li Yuexi's eyes opened wide behind the palms.

Nan Xu's hands were colder than the rain.It wasn't killing him by touching his head, nor rubbing his hair, Nan Xu just put his hand gently on his head.

Back in the dormitory, Nan Xu recalled Li Yuexi's abnormal behavior, and asked Marco Po: "Did you say something to Li Yuexi?"

"Oh, I met him in the teaching building yesterday to bring you milk tea, so I told him about your body." Marco Po said, "Can't you tell? I think you have a good relationship with him."

No wonder.

Nan Xu said: "No, just say it."

He is going to visit the old professor tomorrow, maybe the little liar is willing to go with him.

Of course the little liar is willing to accompany him to the doctor.Li Yuexi took the initiative to take on the driver's job and drove Nanxu to the professor's home.

Nan Xu briefly introduced the situation of the old professor to Li Yuexi.Li Yuexi made up the image of the professor, and asked, "Is he an old man with presbyopic glasses and a tunic suit, sharp eyes, and a childlike face?"

Nan Xu said: "You will know it after looking at it."

"Shall I go in too?"

"Well, let him take a look at your physique for you by the way."

Li Yuexi was eager to try: "I have never seen Chinese medicine before."

The images of the old professor and Li Yuexi can't be said to be similar, they are exactly the same.In the past, Nan Xu came to see a doctor, and occasionally he was accompanied by his family members.The old professor asked, "Is this your brother?"

Nan Xu said: "Student."

"The one with the sprained foot last time?"

"Yes."

The old professor looked at Li Yuexi: "Little handsome guy."

Li Yuexi said modestly: "No, no. Thank you professor for taking care of my senior for so many years."

The old professor first helped Nan Xu take a pulse and see a doctor: "It's still an old problem, let's take it easy."

Li Yuexi asked: "Professor, what is the old question about seniors?"

"Insufficient qi and blood, liking warmth and fearing cold, fear of cold, palpitations and insomnia...Your senior knows it all by himself." The old professor said, "Instead of you, handsome boy, open your mouth first and let me see."

Li Yuexi opened her mouth wide: "Ah——"

After seeing Li Yuexi's tongue, the old professor checked his pulse and asked, "Do you feel any discomfort?"

"No discomfort."

Nan Xu said, "Didn't you say that you've been staying up late lately, and you're a little vain?"

"Yes, yes, I am quite hypocritical."

The old professor looked at Li Yuexi with an unfathomable gaze: "Are you still weak? You like the cold and fear the heat, you are easily anxious and irritable, and your lips are rosy. It is clear that you have a physique with excessive yang energy."

Li Yuexi was stunned: "Is there any help?"

"It can be helped." The old professor said, "Eat more things that can clear away heat and relieve internal heat, such as bitter melon, lotus seeds, and mung beans."

After leaving the old professor's house, Li Yuexi was depressed.Nan Xu asked, "What's wrong?"

Li Yuexi sighed: "Senior lacks energy and blood, and my yang energy is too strong. It would be great if we could neutralize it."

Nan Xu asked, "How do you want to neutralize it?"