The Slave Online Dating Guide

Marco Po woke up and got off the bed, and Nan Xu happened to be back in the dormitory.Marcopo glanced at the opposite bed and asked, "Where did you go early in the morning?"

Nan Xu took off his mask: "Hospital."

"Are you...?" Marco Po complained, "What did I say, you can't get in the rain. When did you get sick, why didn't you wake me up?"

There were originally four people in their dormitory, two of them moved out to live with their girlfriends, and he and Nan Xu were left to depend on each other.Nanxu's health is not good, it's not because of some serious or chronic disease, but she is simply weak, with poor resistance and very delicate.

If it was him who got caught in the rain, he would at most have a slight cold.But if it is Nanxu, he may have tossed himself to the hospital.In this case, the doctor has no good solution, and can only use traditional Chinese medicine to treat it.

"What's the use of waking you up, can you cure it?"

Marco Po said, "I can accompany you to the hospital."

Nan Xu's body temperature did not drop completely, and he still had a low-grade fever, but his tone was still the same as usual: "If you can't handle it yourself, you have to cause trouble for others, and I won't live in school."

Marco Po said "tsk": "Can't you owe me some favors?"

Nan Xu raised his eyelids: "It is convenient for you to grab the red buff confidently?"

Marcopo said solemnly: "Your situation is small. I just want to ask you to take care of my sister with me."

Nan Xu: "...you play games just to take care of your sister?"

"Then what else?" Marcopo broke his guard suddenly, "I don't think you don't know how difficult it is to talk to a girl in this kind of monk school. Since the beginning of school, except for the auntie in the cafeteria, I have only been in Kings Canyon I talked to girls!"

"Today's professional class is a female professor," Nan Xu said, "Go ahead and ask me for a leave of absence."

The last class in the afternoon is an elective course of "Introduction to Reading Art".Half an hour before the end of get out of class, the professor asked the students to recite freely in groups.

Schrödinger recited the song "My Motherland and Me" generously and with high spirits.In the end, I got too excited, choked on my own saliva, and almost carried it on my back.

Tang Lingchu quickly supported him and patted him on the back.Xue Ding came over slowly, saw Li Yuexi's mobile phone interface, and said in pain: "Leap!"

Li Yuexi: "Huh?"

"Your relatives and roommates almost suffocated to death, and you are still guarding the high ground?!"

"You said that this is a high ground. If it's just a tower, I will definitely put you first." Li Yuexi didn't raise her head, "Don't lose your temper, be good."

Xue Ding sneered and said, "Come on, I don't know you yet. Even if it's a pig in the wild, you're more important than us."

In the canyon, Li Yuexi's Li Xin defended his home successfully and was fighting back with his teammates, and he had no time to deal with Xue Ding.He was so focused on the team battle that his ears automatically blocked the surrounding sounds.

Xue Ding and Tang Lingchu discussed face to face: "With him like that, what's the point of falling in love? You can live your life with the king's pesticide."

Tang Lingchu said: "Not only the glory of the king, but also other games. He just hates losing. When we were freshmen, we lost to the next department in the basketball game, and he was going to cry."

Thinking of this, Xue Ding was happy: "Yes, yes, he still refuses to admit it, his eyes are obviously red..."

Tang Lingchu smiled and said, "Keep your voice down."

"It's okay," Xue Ding raised his voice again, "he can't hear you."

Li Yuexi originally thought that get out of class would be over after a round, but she didn't expect it to be a bladder round.The bell rang for the end of get out of class, and he was still beating the Storm Dragon King.

Li Yuexi asked Xue Ding and Tang Lingchu to leave first, and stayed in his seat to continue fighting hard.The classmates had almost left, and besides him, there were two other girls sitting still.

One of the girls said in a low voice, "Go quickly while Li Yuexi is not around."

"No, no, he hasn't finished the game yet."

"Hmm...he seems to like playing games very much. Wouldn't it be a little tiring to associate with such a boy?"

"It's okay, I like playing games too. I don't like boys who can't play games well." The girl looked back at Li Yuexi, took a deep breath, and said, "The most important thing is that he is handsome. "

After nearly half an hour of fierce fighting, Li Yuexi finally broke through the enemy's crystal, and his hands were shaking.It was an indescribable feeling, and the joy it brought him was comparable to a mouthful of iced watermelon in summer.

He shared his record in the small group: [Who else?Who else! 】

[Schrödinger: I don't know, but there is almost no food in the cafeteria. 】

[Orange Right Leap:? ? ? 】

[Ju Youyue: Didn't you bring it for me? 】

[Lingchu Fortune Teller Zhenjun: Bring it, you go directly to the dormitory to eat. 】

[Orange Right Leap: Comparing my heart. 】

When Li Yuexi walked out of the classroom, a girl stopped him.The girl looked familiar, but he didn't know the name, so it should be from another class of the same major.

The girl said: "I saw that you also play the king, let's go together next time. I know how to shoot and assist."

In front of her girlfriends, Li Yuexi couldn't refuse too clearly.He asked, "What district are you from?"

The girl said: "WeChat area."

Li Yuexi smiled and said, "There's no other way, I'm from the QQ area."

"It's okay, I'll just go to the QQ area and create a small account."

"Farewell, it took time and money." Li Yuexi looked at the phone and said, "My buddy is waiting for me, let's go first."

Li Yuexi first played in the WeChat area, and there are many heroes and skins on the account.The environment in the WeChat area is better than that in the QQ area, and trolls can't beat him.Li Yuexi played very comfortably at first, until his father also started to play the king, and when he saw him online, he wanted to pull him into a double row.

After falling from the king to the diamond, Li Yuexi decided to be an unfilial son, and climbed into the QQ area overnight.

Li Yuexi returned to the dormitory, still thinking about the operation she had just done to protect the house, with a smile on her lips, shining brightly.

Xue Ding said: "Look at the way we leap back to the dormitory, just like Concubine Xi returning to the palace."

Li Yuexi asked: "Who is Concubine Xi?"

Xue Ding made a fuss: "The Legend of Zhen Huan, you haven't seen it?"

Li Yuexi searched "The Legend of Zhen Huan" and said: "This drama was ten years ago, and we were still in elementary school at that time. It was still a Gongdou drama. It's not normal for you to watch it."

"I revisited it with my mother, and saw the finale in one go."

"It's such a long breath, and you can still pass by reciting a poem."

After dinner, Li Yuexi entered the Canyon of Kings again.Tang Lingchu said that this season is a great opportunity for him to score, and he must grasp it well to make history.

Xiaoma Crossing the River, who scored together yesterday, was also online, so he was pulled into the room.

[Little Horse Crossing the River: Little Huoyue, good evening! 】

[Shiranuoyue: Is there anyone else? 】

【Little Ma Crossing the River: Wait a minute, I'll call my roommate, we're in the third row. 】

[Shiranhuoyue: Is it Zhao Yun from last time? 】

[Xiaoma crossing the river: Yes, yes, he is very good at fighting wild thieves, and has won several national standards. 】

[Shiranui Huoyue: Please come quickly, thank you very much. 】

[Little Horse Crossing the River: Alas, when it comes to jungle, I think of the wild man who greens me.accurate. 】

[Shiranui Huoyue: Huh?Is your roommate green? 】

[Little Horse Crossing the River: Ridiculous!Can my roommate take a fancy to my former CP's internet celebrity face?Let go of vulgar powder. 】

[I don't know Huoyue: Since he is a vulgar fan, why does Brother Ma never forget. 】

[Little Horse Crossing the River: Because I just like internet celebrities and vulgar fans.How beautiful is the face of Internet celebrities, and the slapped face with one-line eyebrows and European-style double eyebrows are all in my aesthetic point.I will always love internet celebrity face. 】

【Shiranui Huoyue: ... as long as you are happy. 】

A minute later, Yu entered the room again.Li Yuexi clicked on his profile and found that most of his information was hidden, and his record could not be seen.

Xiao Ma crossed the river and opened the microphone, and asked, "Little Huoyue opened the microphone, you agreed to let me listen to your voice."

The sound of pony crossing the river sounded quite normal, not like a primary school student, nor like a wretched man.

[Shiranui Yue: It's not convenient, my roommate is sleeping. 】

[Little Horse Crossing the River: Is your roommate sleeping again?What time is it? 】

Li Yuexi looked at Xue Ding, who was struggling to do push-ups, and said: [My roommate is quite lethargic.Definitely next time. 】

Xiao Ma crossed the river and said slowly: "Xiao Huoyue, you are suspicious."

【Shiranuoyue: Since you don't believe me, then I have nothing to say.leave. 】

Pony Crossing the River: "Don't, don't! There is no doubt, I choose to believe you!"

Li Yuexi understands why there are more and more incidents of online fraud, which is too easy to deceive.

The three entered the game, Xiao Ma crossed the river and took the shooter as usual, this time it was Jia Luo who did not move.Li Yuexi was afraid that Ruanfu would not be able to keep him, so he chose Zhang Fei.Yu took Han Xin again.

Pony Crossing the River was a little surprised: "You can still play Princess Feifei."

[Shiranuoyue: I know a thing or two. 】

Zhang Fei's ultimate move can cause dizziness to the enemy. If the ultimate move is used well, it will be very advantageous in team battles.A team battle broke out in the field, and Li Yuexi brought Jia Luo to support him, and once he opened his big move——

[Shiranhuoyue [Zhang Fei]: Watch me yell at him seven or eight times!Hit the road with dignity! 】

Seeing that Zhang Fei was going to open the car on the opposite side, he moved in a panic.When they realized that they were standing upright, they were stunned for half a second, and then frantically chased and beat Zhang Fei.

Li Yuexi was beaten so loudly that her blood evaporated instantly.Xiao Ma crossed the river clamoring to avenge him, and swiftly sent a double kill to the opposing jungler.

[Shiranhuoyue [Zhang Fei]: ... I'm showing my ugliness, I kowtow to everyone. 】

[Little Horse Crossing the River [Gallo]: It's all right, it's not a big problem. 】

[Is it that difficult to admit that you are a food? [Ying Zheng]: Isn't this a big problem?You thought it was a gold game. 】

Unfortunately caught by Ying Zheng's words, the opponent took advantage of this wave of team battle victories to continuously invade their wild area.They are also a late-stage lineup, and the damage can't be played at all.Jia Luo, who was crossing the river with a pony, was cut into autism by the opposite Lanling King, and his economy was not as high as the opposite support.

When the head ratio came to 15:2, the teammates initiated a surrender.

[Shiranhuoyue [Zhang Fei]: Calm down brother, I think we are still saved, give me a chance to redeem. 】

[Is it that difficult to admit that you are cooking? [Ying Zheng]: The opponent's wild shooter is going to be super good, and there is still a chance.Hurry up and vote, don't delay me from opening the next round. 】

Jia Luo was aggrieved by the beating, holding his breath and trying to develop quickly, but before the assistant resurrected a person to clear the army line, Daji, who was squatting in the grass on the opposite side, flashed and took away with full blood.

Xiaoma crossing the river screamed in the earphones: "Fuck!"

Li Yuexi felt the pain of pony crossing the river.He would rather be killed by Shangguan Wan'er, tortured to death by Luna's infinite moves, than die so neatly under Daji's tail.

[Is it that difficult to admit that you are a good cook? [Ying Zheng]: Hehe, Jia Luo, have you graduated from Bronze yet?The road will not go. 】

Ying Zheng didn't think it was enough after scolding Jia Luo, so he tried his best to let his teammates get wet.

[Is it so difficult to admit that you are a dish? [Ying Zheng]: Jia Luo is disabled, Zhang Fei criticizes it, and Han Xin only kills people and doesn't arrest people.You don't deserve to win. 】

[Little Horse Crossing the River [Jia Luo]: Did Ying Zheng come from Dunhuang? There are so many murals. 】

[Is it that difficult to admit that you are cooking? [Ying Zheng]: Silly X, stop playing games and go to jail. 】

Li Yuexi noticed that Han Xin had been dealing with the three-lane pawn line, and he couldn't be caught on the other side.After a few waves of soldiers, Han Xin's economy has almost surpassed that of the opposite C position.

[Shiranhuoyue [Zhang Fei]: Don't quarrel, we can win. 】

[Is it that difficult to admit that you are good? [Ying Zheng]: The economic gap is so big, tell me how to win? 】

At this time, the taciturn Ye Wang finally spoke.Li Yuexi has also lined up with him for many rounds, and this is the first time he has seen him speak.

[Yu You [Han Xin]: Bring your own line. 】

[Is it that difficult to admit that you are cooking? [Ying Zheng]: Waste of time. 】

The pawn line is handled well, even if the opponent wins the team battle, there is no way to push up the ground.The economic gap gradually narrowed, their equipment took shape, and they had the ability to fight back.

When the heads of the two sides were even, King Lanling on the opposite side seized the opportunity and cut off Yingzheng.One output bit is missing, and the risk of starting a group is very high.Li Yuexi hid in the grass to watch the field of vision, and the opposite side was fighting the tyrant with the advantage of numbers.Han Xin brought the line of soldiers to the enemy's high ground, and it seemed that he had no intention of robbing the dragon.

Li Yuexi took the initiative to expose his vision and shouted three big moves.His teammates were not there, and no one made up for the damage. Li Yuexi was beaten five times again, and died in the dragon pit after changing to a resurrection armor.

It doesn't matter, he has put off enough time.

[Is it so difficult to admit that you have food? [Ying Zheng]: The naive critic Zhang Fei went to deliver it again. 】

Li Yuexi was too lazy to argue with Ying Zheng before, because she was worried about affecting the mentality of her teammates.Now, he doesn't have to bear it any longer.

[Shiranhuoyue [Zhang Fei]: Is it so difficult to admit that you are blind? 】

Han Xin pushed off the high ground, and Daji, who was rushing back to clear the soldiers, pointed at the enemy crystal.It was too late for the others to go back to guard their homes.

Before the enemy crystal exploded, Han Xin said the second sentence.

[Yu You [Han Xin]: How do you win. 】

The sound of victory sounded, and Li Yuexi's heart was beating wildly.No matter how many times he has experienced it, this feeling of turning against the wind will still make his adrenaline soar, and he is so excited that he is fuzzy.

To play a game is to win.

The MVP of this game was given to Ying Zheng. After all, he had high output and few deaths.Yu You's Han Xin's output is only half of Ying Zheng's, and the damage is only critical.

Yu You is a jungler who is manipulative and conscious, and he doesn't talk too much harshly, so it's not obvious that he is a big boss.

Marcopo stared at his 20% damage, and said depressedly: "Win is a win, why can't I be happy?"

Nan Xu: "Because you're good at playing."

"Can't you say something with high EQ?"

Nan Xu: "Because you were targeted too badly."

"That's about the same." Marco Po said, "You stole this tower very spiritually."

Nan Xu gave Zhang Fei a thumbs-up: "The assistant cooperated well."

Marco Po deeply agrees: "Now there are more and more awesome girls. Let me add her to QQ, and the third row will score faster."

Nan Xu didn't object: "Whatever you want."

Li Yuexi saw Yu You's praise, thought for a while, and sent back a friend request, but was prompted by the system to refuse to add a friend.

...Thank you, I was so cold.

Xiaoma Guohe proposed to add QQ, and he gave it without much hesitation.Three-dimensional uses WeChat, Two-dimensional uses QQ, he clearly distinguishes them.

Marco Po added Li Yuexi's QQ and drew him and Nan Xu into a small group.

Nan Xu glanced at the group announcement and said, "Withdraw from the group."

Marcopo gave in for a second: "I will change it later, I will change it right away! Let me say something first."

[Little Horse Crossing the River: Little Huoyue, next time you choose a time when your roommate is not sleeping, let's turn on the microphone together to score points. 】

The world is cold and solo queuing is difficult, Li Yuexi has always wanted to find a regular team.But he didn't want to pretend to be a girl either. The first time he was forced to, and the second time he followed the trend.

There are only three things, and it is very important to get a high score, but what is more important is the dignity of a man.

Li Yuexi thought about confessing to Xiao Ma, and glanced at the group announcement: [The king brings points, women keep their IDs and men strive for self-improvement]

【I don't know Huoyue: ...】

Li Yuexi re-entered the account and started the top game.Once in the game, there are four fucking mages, and they can't be reopened.Li Yuexi made up the shooter, and a girl tearfully used Arthur to play wild, and the battle ended in just over 10 minutes.

Li Yuexi returned to Xiaoqun.

[Shiranui Yue: Okay. 】

After class, Li Yuexi, with Xue Ding on the left and Tang Lingchu on the right, looked down at Taobao.

Xue Ding asked: "Yue, what are you looking at." He leaned over and vaguely saw the word "sound card".

Li Yuexi pushed Xue Ding's big head away, and asked: "What is the price of playing with the king's technology now?"

"It depends on the level of the companion."

"What if it's a provincial server shooter and a national server jungler?"

"Maybe dozens of dollars a piece? Not sure."

Tang Lingchu asked: "Are you finally going to step into the pit of playing with?"

Li Yuexi said: "I'm thinking which one is more cost-effective."

Seeing that the elevator was about to close, Xue Ding urged, "Hurry up, or you won't be able to catch the elevator."

Li Yuexi put down the phone: "It's still tiring to go downstairs, you are sorry for the work done by gravity."

When the three of them walked to the elevator, the people inside were already full.There was a boy wearing a mask standing inside the elevator. Because of his tall height, Li Yuexi couldn't help but take another look.

Xue Ding didn't give up, seeing that there was still some space, he insisted on squeezing in.Elevators suffered from it and blared their sirens in protest.He had no choice but to move out in disgrace.

Li Yuexi's expression was indescribable: "What are you talking about?"

Xue Ding covered his face with his hands: "Stop talking."

The elevator doors slowly closed.Ma Kebo touched Nan Xu with his arm, and said in a low voice, "Is that Li Yuexi just now?"

Nan Xu: "Who?"

"Li Yuexi, the school girl! It's just that you don't know each other." Due to physical reasons, Nan Xu rarely interacts with others. Marcopo suspects that he doesn't even know a few of his classmates. "A handsome guy with big eyes, one class younger than us, I heard he is a rich second generation."

Nan Xu thought for a while and said, "The eyes are big."