The Slave Online Dating Guide

Li Yuexi had found a company to play with before.Most of the companions have good skills, are polite to the boss, and can also lie down, but there are also many people who are irritable and like to throw the pot away.

He can clearly see the level of Xiaoma Crossing the River and Yu You, so instead of spending money to find companions to play with, it's better to get in their fixed car.This is not a thigh hug, but a teammate who is equally well-matched to score points happily together.

Li Yuexi was about to buy a professional voice changer with the money saved by playing with her, but Xue Ding suddenly twisted her arm.

"Oh—what are you doing?"

Xue Ding said: "Look at that girl in front, she has such a temperament, is she your crush?"

Li Yuexi: "...you are enough."

Ever since Xue Ding knew that he had a crush, he would ask such a question when he saw a beautiful young lady on the road.

"Isn't it?"

Li Yuexi said numbly: "No, he is much taller than her."

"The one you're interested in?" Tang Lingchu asked in surprise, "What's the one you're interested in?"

"It's the beauty who makes us take a look at the soul..."

Li Yuexi wanted Xue Ding to shut up, but the phone rang again, and it was his father who brought it.When the phone was connected, his father's growling voice came: "What the hell is that Diao Chan, why can't he be beaten to death!"

Li Yuexi hurried away, so as not to make her family ugly, "Don't fight her in her big trick circle."

Dad Li: "But she has been clinging to me, and I can't escape at all."

Li Yuexi: "Are you playing Arthur again?"

Dad Li: "Yeah, Angela was robbed, I can only play Arthur."

Yes, his dad can only play these two heroes. "As long as you practice two more heroes..."

Father Li became angry: "I'm exhausted all day long, so I don't have the time to practice heroes. Where do you think your living expenses come from - hurry back to the WeChat area!"

Tang Lingchu was still thinking about Li Yuexi's crush, and asked, "Who is the girl who can make Yueyue's heart flutter?"

"That's right, I'm dying of curiosity too." Xue Ding said, "But what's the use of being curious. That idiot has been fascinated by him for more than half a year, and he doesn't even know his name, and he hasn't said more than three sentences. It’s not as good as online dating.”

Tang Lingchu was thoughtful: "The school is so big, it's not too difficult to find someone. I'll make a divination for him when I go back."

Tang Lingchu's hexagrams can not only measure Li Yuexi's fortune, but can also be used to find things.The last time he lost his own underwear, the location shown by the hexagram was right there.He rummaged through all kinds of boxes and cabinets, and finally found it on Schroding.

Xue Ding said that it was because the color of the underwear of the two people was exactly the same, and he picked up the wrong clothes when he collected them.No wonder he felt so tight in his clothes.

Because of the underwear incident, Tang Lingchu was in a delicate mood for several days.

Xue Ding said: "Farewell, the foolish son wants a marriage arranged by heaven, and he doesn't even bother about that, why are we so busy."

"But it's hard for him to open up once, we can't just sit idly by."

Xue Ding hesitated for a while, and asked: "If you ignore it, will the orifice block it by itself?"

Tang Lingchu considered it carefully and said, "It's hard to say."

The three walked to the door of the dormitory, Xue Ding said: "Yue, open the door, I don't have the key."

Li Yuexi opened the door and said, "I thought you'd improve your memory last time when you were locked out in your underwear and couldn't get in."

After the door opened, a light voice sounded: "I'm back."

The three faces of Li Yuexi, Xue Ding, and Tang Lingchu were blank, frightened, and puzzled.Li Yuexi slammed the door shut: "Have we reached the women's bedroom yet?"

"I can't." Xue Ding said tremblingly, "My pair of smelly socks are still on the chair."

At this moment, two boys on the same floor floated past them with washbasins in their hands, talking openly.

"Dormitory 438 is a gathering place for strange things. There's a fat guy, a school girl, a fortune teller, and now there's another big guy in women's clothing."

"It's not good for you to say that. It's not normal to forget about women's clothing bigwigs and fortune tellers. But what did the fat man and the school girl do wrong?"

The three looked at each other, as if they understood something.

Li Yuexi opened the door again, the dormitory was still their dormitory, but a big man with double ponytails, JK uniform and a teddy bear was sitting in front of the table that had been vacant all year round.

This is their roommate who usually lives outside and only comes back once in a while, Zhou Lili.

Li Yuexi was silent for a moment, and asked, "Just came back from Thailand?"

Zhou Lili said lightly: "I lost the bet with my water friend. The bet is to wear women's clothing for a day. I'll come back to get something and leave immediately."

Zhou Lili is a small anchor of a live broadcast website. He usually broadcasts popular games such as King of Glory, Eat Chicken, and Yuanshen.Although it looks plain, but the plasticity of the face is very strong, and it looks like that with makeup on.

Li Yuexi thought of his plan to improve his score, pushed away Xue Ding, who was taking pictures next to Zhou Lili, and said, "Brother Li, do you have any recommendations for a sound card voice changer that can be used for mobile phones, and I have a friend who wants to buy it. "

Zhou Lili asked, "Why did your friend buy it?"

"His voice is broken, and he is afraid that his online dating partner will dislike him."

Xue Ding interjected: "If you have a bad throat, don't go to the doctor, what's the use of buying a voice changer."

Zhou Lili's gaze became meaningful: "I have a voice changer that has been eliminated, and I can give it to you...friends for free. Just put it in the dormitory."

"Oh?! Then I'll try it for him first."

Zhou Lili helped Li Yuexi adjust the voice changer: "Try it."

Li Yuexi cleared his throat and began to test the sound: "The big one is sick, the second one is sick, the third one is collecting medicine, the fourth one is boiling, the fifth one is dead, the sixth one is carrying..."

Soft and glutinous, clear and sweet, a proper girly voice.

Li Yuexi panicked, did this voice really come from him? "No, no, no, my friend doesn't take the girly route." The persona he stood in front of Xiaoma Guohe and Yu You was not this kind of persona.

"Then what route does he want to take?"

Li Yuexi thought for a while and said, "Sister Gao Leng Yu."

Zhou Lili scrutinized him with scrutiny: "Pfft."

"?"

Zhou Lili said: "Just this voice, it's the most suitable for your friend."

Li Yuexi was a little unhappy, feeling that she was offended.After Zhou Lili left, he adjusted the voice changer to a voice he liked.

In the evening, Xue Ding asked Li Yuexi to eat chicken.Li Yuexi said: "No chicken, I want to apply pesticides." Xiao Ma made an appointment with him 10 minutes before crossing the river, and said he would come to the bathroom as soon as he went to the toilet.

"You are still farming. Have you forgotten the hexagram of Zhenjun?" Xue Ding reminded him, "It is recommended to take one day off after two days' rest, and take a break."

"But Zhenjun also said that if you don't delay, you will not lose."

"Then why slow down?"

"Maybe it will be very aggrieved?" Li Yuexi didn't take it seriously, "But I don't care. I won all the wins, how aggrieved can I be?"

Li Yuexi waited for more than half an hour, but Xiao Ma crossed the river and there was no movement.He sent a question mark in the group, and it took a while for someone to reply.

[Yu You: Huo Leap!I'm a pony crossing the river! 】

[I don't know Huoyue:? ? ? 】

[Yu You: Damn it, my phone fell into it. Use my roommate's phone to tell you that I won't be driving tonight. (angry to cry.jpg)]

[Shiranuoyue: Where did you drop your phone? 】

[Yu You: What do you think! ! ! 】

【I don't know Huoyue: (˙-˙)】

[Yu You: Stop talking, I'm going to buy a new mobile phone. (Life without love.jpg)]

[I don't know Huoyue: Ma Ge stays.You help me ask Brother Ye Wang if he wants to double row with me. 】

With tears in his eyes, Marco Po asked Nan Xu, "Do you want to line up with Huo Yue?"

Having an assistant with good awareness can improve the game experience a lot.Nan Xu said, "Anything is fine."

Li Yuexi was worried that Ye Wang would not agree, so he said: [I can open the microphone today. ] Putting on the headset to talk, Xue Ding and the others listened to his original voice, while Xiao Ma Guohe and Yu You heard his voice after being processed by a voice changer.

Marcopo beat his chest and said, "She can open the microphone today!"

Nan Xu: "Forget it, I'll be in solo."

Under Marco Po's begging, Nan Xu reluctantly agreed to the double row.In the room, the ignorant Mai finally flickered: "Good evening."

The voice of Yujie is crisp and clear without any affectation.

Marcopo's mentality collapsed: "No, I don't want this kind of thing! I like soft and cute, I want young ladies to comfort me softly!"

Nan Xu ignored him and started matching.Marco Po received a double blow and went to watch the beautiful anchor on the computer.

Entering the game, the auxiliary position was taken by teammates.Li Yuexi asked: "Ye Wang... Brother, what position do you want me to play. I can play any position."

[Yu You: What do you usually use? 】

"You mean my favorite heroes?" Li Yuexi's favorite heroes are Daji, Angela, and Zhen Ji. He set this up to avoid teammates who only play these heroes. "It is said that this can avoid the situation where the mid laner positions overlap too much in the team."

[Yu You: Is it useful? 】

Li Yuexi smiled bitterly: "It's useless, I haven't gotten a mid laner for a month and five days..."

Li Yuexi drives a team mic.Teammates heard a young lady complaining aggrievedly that she couldn't get the mid laner, and they all felt compassion and preselected all the positions except the mid laner.

Li Yuexi immediately unplugged the phone charger and sat up straight.Since his teammates believed in him so much, he must choose someone who can show off, maybe he can make the wild king look at him differently.

That's right, it's you, Sister Diaochan who made my dad so clingy that he doubted his life.

[Shiranuoyue: Thank you for your kindness, I will take the lead in this game. 】

As soon as the words were sent out, there was a man on the opposite side, Dong Huang Jia Zhang Liang.Any one of these two would be able to rub Diao Chan on the ground, and finally came another Lian Po.

Li Yuexi: "Well, my game should be over."

[[First floor] Keqing's husband: You have to believe that you can display your due value. 】

Li Yuexi was encouraged: "Then I'll let the other side appreciate my... old lady's dance!" Even if the real strong is targeted and restrained, he can still lead his teammates to lie down.

The ideal is full, but the reality is skinny.In the team battle, Li Yuexi's Diao Chan entered the arena calmly and gracefully, but was beaten disheveled, and he wanted to mention a continuous flying experience card.After he finished using his skills, Yu Youdelan quickly entered the arena and led him to lie down and win.

It's not a big problem, as long as you can win.

In the second game, Li Yuexi took the shooter position and faced Hou Yi.As soon as Hou Yi was promoted to the fourth level, Li Yuexi started the professional bird-catching business.No matter whether he is clearing soldiers, stealing the jungle, or in the back row of a team battle, Hou Yi's ultimate move can always hit him accurately, without exception.

However, this round was still a smooth one. People and ghosts were all on the show, and Li Yuexi was the only one who was beaten.The teammates pushed to the crystal, Hou Yi made a big move, passed through the crowd, and hit Li Yuexi perfectly who had just come out of the spring.

No, it doesn't matter, there will always be someone who keeps going straight in Hou Yi's game.According to the law of character conservation, it won't be him next time.

In the third game, Li Yuexi stretched his paws to the jungle position in order to avenge his shame.

"Brother Ye Wang, can you let me play the game? I also have twenty dans in the jungle."

Yu didn't answer him again, but just changed the mirror of the pre-selection to Sun Shangxiang.

Li Yuexi got the version of Zijing, and the double C on the opposite side is still Angela, Luban No. [-], that is not a random killing.

Li Yuexi really killed Chaoshen indiscriminately, until Luban No. [-] fired a cannon and robbed him and Yu You, who had worked so hard to get a trace of blood.

At this moment, time seemed to stand still.Yu You's Sun Shangxiang paused beside him for a second, then turned to clear the line.

Li Yuexi hurriedly said: "Brother Ye, listen to my explanation!"

[Yu You:? 】

Wearing a pain mask, Li Yuexi said, "I'm really good at playing in any position."

[Yu You: You can continue to play support. 】

"...Okay, bro."

The two won all three games.But Li Yuexi had a hunch that if nothing else happened, this might be the last time he would double row with Brother Yewang.

At twelve o'clock on the weekend, Li Yuexi and Xue Ding were lying on their own beds, holding mobile phones in their hands, like two good-for-nothings who couldn't take care of themselves.

Xue Ding poked his head out and asked, "Yue, are you hungry?"

Li Yuexi was hungry, but he knew that the one who couldn't help getting out of bed first was the loser. "It's okay. If you're hungry, go and eat, and bring me a copy by the way, thank you."

Xue Ding lay back again, staring at the ceiling dully: "I think I can bear it."

Tang Chuling returned to the dormitory after lunch and saw two roommates still lying on the bed in exactly the same posture as when he left. He shook his head and said, "Just stay on the bed too lazy."

Li Yuexi and Xue Ding poked their heads out at the same time: "Have you brought food?"

Tang Lingchu put the prepared meal on the table: "Come down, don't eat on the bed."

After eating, Li Yuexi carried his not-so-lovely schoolbag on his back: "It's so boring, let me go and learn."

He finished his homework for a week in the library, watched a few KPL games, and was not ready to go back until the library was about to close.

I don't know when it started to rain, and it was quite heavy. There were many classmates who didn't bring umbrellas like him standing at the door.

Xue Ding asked Li Yuexi in the dormitory group if he wanted to pick him up, but Li Yuexi refused decisively.If he really asked Xue Ding to pick him up, Xue Ding would definitely use this as an excuse to ask him to bring him meals for a week.

After Li Yuexi replied to the message, she saw a shadow beside her own shadow on the ground.He has always been confident in his height, but this shadow is half a head taller than him.

Li Yuexi glanced sideways inadvertently, her pupils dilated instantly, and her heart skipped a beat.He didn't dare to take a long look, and suddenly lowered his head, staring at the two shadows on the ground.

Fuck it, it's the senior - the heart-beating senior.

No, why is this person appearing unexpectedly like King Lanling, scaring everyone to death, he wasn't ready, and he didn't wear the most handsome suit today!

Only when his heartbeat returned to normal did he dare to look at King Lanling beside him.

The rain was a bit heavy, and the not-so-bright light reflected the rain curtain and shone on the senior's face, giving him a hazy and distorted feeling.In the stench of the rain, he could still smell the faint scent of medicine on his body.

Help, he's teasing me.

It's a rare encounter, why don't you secretly take a photo of him?No, it is impolite to take pictures without the permission of others.

It shouldn't be too much to ask for a name and contact information, right?

Li Yuexi took a deep breath and was about to speak when BGM suddenly sounded in the library.

As soon as the library closes, a song will be played to remind everyone to leave the library quickly.Today's song is a love song, and it's the male version.What [listen to the sound of the rain, drop by drop is clear, your breath is like raindrops seeping into my love], what the hell [I really hope that the rain will not stop].

Li Yuexi began to scratch the ground with her toes.

@Library Broadcasting Room, you said you don’t want to play some inspirational patriotic songs such as "My Future Is Not a Dream" and "Descendants of the Dragon". Why do you play this kind of love song?

Li Yuexi decided to ask the audience outside the venue for help, and sent a message to Xue Dingkuang with his back turned to the senior Xindong.

[Orange Right Leap: Appeared!Heartwarming object! (Groundhog screams.jpg)]

[Schrodinger:! ! !

[Schrödinger: Where is it! 】

[Orange Right Leap: At the entrance of the library.Fuck, I'm so nervous, should I talk to him? 】

[Schrödinger: Don't talk to her, just watch her, guard her silently, wait until she gets married and has a baby. 】

[Orange Right Leap:?are you crazy! 】

[Schrödinger: You also know about neuropathy, so hurry up!If there is no contact information today, I will tell you that I look down on you, Li Yuexi. 】

Li Yuexi racked her brains thinking about the opening remarks.He silently went through what he was about to say three times in his heart before turning around and speaking naturally: "Will it rain again now?"

Senior: "...?"

Gan, Li Yuexi, what are you doing!Can't even speak? !

With her hot face on her face, Li Yuexi whispered, "I mean, will the rain stop?"

Probably because he was used to being talked to, the senior was not surprised that he suddenly spoke, with no special expression on his face: "I don't know."

Half a year had passed since the first time they glanced at the senior, and they finally had another conversation.It's just that the senior's face is pale and he doesn't look well.Is it because of a cold?

"Hey brother, you don't look very pretty, are you okay?"

"fine."

Li Yuexi licked her lips that were dry due to nervousness, and continued her efforts: "How old are you?"

"Third year."

"Then I have to call you senior, I'm a sophomore."

"Ah."

Li Yuexi plucked up her courage: "Senior."

The senior turned his face slightly and looked down at him, as if looking into his eyes.

Li Yuexi grasped the straps of her schoolbag with both hands, her back was as tight as clockwork: "Senior is so tall, do you usually play basketball?"

As long as the senior said yes, he would take the opportunity to ask for a WeChat message and ask him to play basketball together next time, and by the way, ask him how many degrees to turn on the air conditioner when he sleeps in summer—the perfect plan.

The senior was quiet for a while, coughed lightly, and said, "No hitting."

"……Oh."

This question is so difficult that he can't do it.